Chapter 4 It's All Wonderful
Chu Feng finally got the magic transformation technique from the mouth of the bear child, and the Tayan Wuqi also got this magic power. Although no matter how it changes, it can only become a human appearance, but it is completely enough for Chu Feng, but he is a little depressed.
Chu Feng and the bear child exchanged cultivation secret methods with each other, and the two of them were satisfied, and their faces were full of smiles. Then they sat down in the middle of the room and began to comprehend the secret method for cultivation.
"Nima!!"
The heart-rending voice of the bear child sounded in the room, and at this night, it spread very far, waking many of the guests in the inn from their dreams, and they couldn't help but curse wildly.
"Damn, who's a little brat, so lacking in morality, how do parents discipline them, what are the ghosts crying wolves in the middle of the night!"
"Which little calf, is it springing, call it an egg ......"
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In the house, the bear child wanted to cry without tears, he stared at Chu Feng, who was cultivating with his eyes closed, his expression was not shocked, his eyes were almost bursting with fire, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Uncle has been fighting geese all his life, but he doesn't want to be pecked by geese, this time it was planted in the hands of your kid, it is unlucky for the uncle, don't fucking want to get benefits from the uncle in the future, fuck!"
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Treading Yan Wuhu gloated beside him, laughing so much that the horse's face was almost rotten, it was rare to see such a deflated expression of the bear child, which really made it happy, and the previous depression and anger also dissipated a lot.
"Damn! Uncle can be regarded as a complete clear understanding of your kid, you are a sinister and despicable guy, this trick of empty gloves and white wolf is really clever, uncle remembers you...... Remember you......"
The bear child was trembling with anger, the big red flower pants were about to fall off, and a small half of Bai Huahua's ass was exposed, and even the groin could be seen. The pigtails on his head were so angry that they were about to explode.
"If the heart is clear, the sky is not shocked, calm, you must be calm......" Chu Feng, who was closing his eyes and comprehending the divine transformation technique, still had no expression on his face, and slowly said such a sentence in his mouth, which immediately made the bear child jump.
"Calm down! I'm calm down, calm down a fart, calm down an egg......" The bear child lifted the big safflower pants that were about to fall to the ground, scolded, and spit stars flying around: "Damn, you lack of morality, you know that others can't practice the "Supreme Hegemonic Body True Scripture", you can only cultivate your physique, why don't you sue Uncle SΓΉ, and use it to deceive Uncle Shenhua, Uncle is really blind, why don't you die!"
"Hmm...... Flat-haired brute, this seat advises you to listen to Chu Feng, you have to learn to be calm, do you know?" Tayan Wuhu opened his eyes, raised his hooves and went straight to the bear child's buttocks, and said, "Look at you, it's okay to be excited, even the butt and eggs are exposed." Hehe, but your ass is so white, hahaha"
"I ......" The expression on the bear child's face stiffened, and his whole face was flushed, and it took a long time for a word to burst out from between his teeth: "Rub!"
This night is not destined to be a peaceful night, Chu Feng and Tayan Wuqi are so happy that they have nothing to say in their hearts, and they have finally obtained the divine transformation technique, which is equivalent to one more means of self-preservation. But the bear child had a black face all night, lying on his back on the chair next to the table of the Eight Immortals, panting, and his eyes kept wandering, not knowing what he was thinking.
At dawn in the morning, the bear child's expression improved a little, and he didn't look so depressed, he rolled his eyes, glanced at Chu Feng and Tayan Wuqi scarely, and then got up and left.
As soon as the bear child left, Chu Feng opened his eyes, and said to the cultivator next to him, "You go down and see what that guy is going out for, with this guy's temperament, this matter is definitely not so easy to calm down, maybe he is holding back a bad stomach." β
"Okay, I'm going to keep an eye on him and see what bad things this flat-haired beast is trying to do. "Treading Yan Wu Hu smiling, since it is quietly tracking, naturally it can't be too eye-catching, with the current horse body walking out alone, it will definitely attract a lot of attention, so he turned around, "bear child" appeared, but it was changed by Tyan Wu Hu.
Chu Feng couldn't help but be stunned when he saw that he had turned into a bear child, but he soon smiled. He knows these two guys too well, and now he has learned the magic of divine transformation, so he has to play.
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In the early morning, the streets of the town are already full of people and are very lively. On weekdays, the town was not as lively as it is today, but it was still relatively prosperous with a population of tens of thousands, with shops lining the streets and hawkers.
"Ancestral secret recipes, tonic ointments, the best tonic for nourishing yin and aphrodisiac, just take it for half a month, to ensure that men regain their virility, and the power is abnormal, and women will say goodbye to frigidity and experience the peak pleasure......!
A young Taoist priest wearing a moon-white robe with a five-colored parrot perched on his shoulder shouted loudly at the pedestrians on the street, and in front of him were many small bottles and jars, with small notes pasted on them, and the words "tonic ointment" were prominently written.
"Amitabha!" A great monk with a compassionate and honest face sat on the opposite side of the street, with a prayer table in front of him, opposite the Taoist priest, with a solemn and holy face: "The poor monk came from the ancient land of the eastern soil, and he experienced the red dust, and when he saw the suffering in the world, he couldn't bear it. Recently, passing by here, I have tried to find a hall, exhibited the scriptures, and aimed to open up the light and solve the doubts of the women who have lost their footing, whether they are mortal women or female cultivators in the cultivation world, but where there is a stumbling past, the poor monks can open the light and lighten up, wash away the flaws in the heart of the Tao, and let you go all the way to the peak of the avenue. β
"I'm rubbing, why are there so many rivers and lakes today?!"
A young man of medium height, carrying two long pointed pig-killing knives, his appearance was not good, and he stammered in his footsteps, stopping in the street between the Taoist priest and the monk, and his eyes were full of smiles as he looked at the big monk who sold tonic ointment and wanted to help the lost woman to open the light.
"Da Monk, you don't have a business!" The stammering young man looked at the big monk with a smile, and then raised his hand to the Taoist priest across the street, and said, "If you want to do a good business, you have to go to the Taoist priest in the rivers and lakes to buy some nourishing ointment......
The great monk looked at the stammering that suddenly appeared in front of him, and only felt that his heart tightened when he spoke, he folded his hands together, and said with a compassionate and solemn face: "Amitabha, the poor monk's yang energy is prosperous, and there is no need for aphrodisiac, this benefactor, are you still in trouble? If it's okay, please don't hinder the poor monk from reaching out to all sentient beings." β
The stammering young man threw the two pig-killing knives behind his back onto the prayer table, and said: "Great dampness, compassion, and fine crossing sentient beings, can you do it for these two pig-killing knives in Xiadu?"
"Amitabha!" The great monk pronounced the Buddha's name, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and said: "The donor's murderous spirit is too heavy, this soldier is abnormally fierce, let's put it away quickly, the poor monk only crosses the fateful women, not the weapon, and I hope the donor will forgive me." β
"Adulterous monk!"
The stammering young man put away the two pig-killing knives, stammered and spat out a few words, and then turned around and left. He had not gone far when a handsome-looking young man suddenly rushed over with a wooden sign hanging on his body, on which was written - Sell your body.
"Sold out, forced by life, hereby sell yourself, touch a hundred copper plates is not much, accompany the wine with one or two lines of silver, accompany the overnight bag you are so cool that you want to pay the month, aunts and aunts, widows who live alone, what are you waiting for......"
"Wow!"
The crowd exploded suddenly, and everyone passing by stopped walking, all looking at the young man with clear eyebrows, some showed disdain, and some women squeezed their eyebrows, their faces were full of peach blossoms, if there were not too many people here, it is estimated that they would have pounced on it.
"Hey, all these years, why are you still selling your body?" the stammering young man suddenly found it interesting and stopped again.
At this time, a little guy in a red flower pants came over in the distance, and saw this scene from a distance through the gap in the crowd, and his whole face suddenly darkened, and he disappeared in place with a "swish", which made the eyes of the stammering young man show surprise.
When he returned to the small courtyard, he pushed open the door with a "bang" and said, "Chu Feng, I tell you a very unfortunate news." β
"What's the news?"
Chu Feng, who was originally cultivating the Divine Transformation Technique, suddenly opened his eyes, and faintly felt in his heart that it must have something to do with the bear child.
"Damn, that flat-haired brute is taking the form of you and openly selling yourself on the street, picking on aunts and aunts, widows who live alone, your image has been ruined. β
"Nima!" Chu Feng jumped up, couldn't help but burst into foul language, rushed out of the room, and went straight to the street. When he came to the place where the incident occurred, he felt that the whole person was not good.
At this moment, there were several "plump" women in their thirties surrounding "themselves", and the pair of hands full of fat were pinching and pinching on their arms, and even touching their faces, which couldn't help but make Chu Feng feel a chill, and directly pulled out the crowd and rushed over, and lifted the "self" that the bear child had transformed into into the air.
Two people who looked exactly the same appeared here at the same time, and people were all stunned, looking at this and that, and for a while they were confused and couldn't figure out the situation.
"Don't be deceived, this guy who sells himself is my enemy, and he deliberately found a disguiser to pretend to be me, the purpose is to ruin my reputation!" Chu Feng said loudly, and then raised his fist and smashed it on the bear child's face with a "bang", tears and nosebleeds splashed at the same time, and the screams resounded throughout the street.
"Nima, how did you know that the uncle was selling himself here?" The bear child was very depressed, and suddenly thought of this trick in the morning, thinking that he could finally vent his anger, and was having a good time, but Chu Feng suddenly appeared.
"I know that you didn't hold back your fart, and you want to calculate me, and you're still a little tender. Chu Feng learned the tone of the bear child's previous speech, and the big fist of the sandbag kept beckoning to his face, making the bear child cry and call his mother.
At the same time, at the other end of the street, the bear child who had been transformed into a black safflower was wearing safflower pants, standing in the middle of the street and shouting loudly.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, everyone comes to appreciate the uncle's bird, it's not much to touch a penny copper coin, but it's only two pennies to play a flick, if you can give a small silver dollar, the bird lets you play casually......"
The pedestrians on the street stopped in unison, looking in amazement at the strange child, who was just over two years old, screaming and holding a bird to show the crowd. However, there were still some people with bad tastes who really stepped forward, took out a few pennies and played with them, flicked them with their fingers, and let out a hahaha laugh, and everyone around them couldn't help but burst into laughter.