Spoof Chapter 1 of Ze Xi

In the moonlight, the silver light slowly poured down to the ground, and under this silver light, there was a person sitting upright, in his arms, there was another person, but the person lying in his arms looked very depressed at the moment.

"Zexi, sue me, why did you turn into a man in black to sneak attack me, and then let me beat you to a serious injury, how can I forgive myself for loving you!" The man sitting upright said lightly, with a hint of self-reproach in his tone.

"Lu, do you have to tell you that I don't love you anymore?" Yes, I admit that you are very good, but since I met him, I know that I really love in my heart, and I am here today, not to ask for your forgiveness, but to draw a line with you, from now on, you and I will not owe each other!" The tone of the person who was called Zexi was resolute, without the slightest emotion.

"Sue me why, who is he, sue me!" The man known as Lu said in a cold tone, with a hint of murderous intent, but he always suppressed his voice, and did not let himself roar, if he couldn't suppress it, I am afraid he would go crazy.

"He is known as the white-faced Yulang Ming Hao in the rivers and lakes, and he is the first sword in the world, you can't win against him with the first sword in the world, the sword is the king of soldiers, and he also has the unique integrity of the sword, which you can't win against him no matter what. Zexi's eyes flashed with some inexplicable colors, and there was a hint of pride in his tone, or rather, pride.

"Is Ming Hao ......" Lu's body began to tremble gradually, and gently put Zexi on the ground, "I don't care if he is the number one sword in the world, I will kill him today!" There was only coldness in Lu's eyes.

"You can't win against him...... Zexi defended his beloved.

"Shut up, someone's coming. Lu whispered, then looked around vigilantly.

"It's worthy of being the first knife in the world on the same level as me, and I discovered my breath from so far away. The voice came from far to near, and when the last note fell, a man dressed in white and holding a jade fan appeared in front of the two.

"Minghao, since you are here, then fight me to the death. Lu shouted angrily, and then turned his hand, and a bright knife appeared, heading directly towards Ming Hao's door. This move is very subtle, sealing all the positions where Ming Hao can dodge and completely locking it.

Ming Hao's eyes froze, and a thin sword appeared in his hand, heading towards that sword. In the sonorous collision, the two turned out to be comparable. The next moment, the bodies of the two disappeared into the air, and the sound of gold and iron was constantly coming, and in an instant, the two fought more than a thousand times.

"Happy, today I can finally find someone who has the strength to fight with me again. The two said at the same time, then looked at each other and smiled, and slowly walked together, their eyes were facing each other, like the thunder of the sky and the fire of the earth, and a strange look rose in the eyes of both of them. Then the two lips intersected, and they kissed fiercely, out of control, completely ignoring Zexi beside him.

"You ......" Zexi was angry, but he didn't know what to say anymore just by saying this.

"We can't help but feel sorry for each other, we know we've failed you, but this may be my destiny. Ming Hao looked at Ze Xi, his eyes were very clear, or cold, that was completely emotionless, cold to strangers.

"Then let's go. The two looked at each other again, and then disappeared with a leap, and the two used their actions to prove to Zexi that men can also have true love.

"You all bullied me......" The tears could no longer be suppressed, and Zexi cried loudly.

At this moment, the grass in the distance moved, and a swift figure came towards Zexi and hugged him into his arms. The figure had very evil cheeks, and there was a hint of evil in its eyes.

"Who are you!?" Zexi exclaimed, but at this time, the person who came had already put his hand through the gap in Zexi's clothes, slowly rubbed it, and walked towards Zexi's chest.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, it's a little lewd insect Guoxin who has surpassed the east and the west, and the south and the north! Guoxin smiled and grabbed Zexi's chest with both hands.

"You...... You ......" Guo Xin took two steps back in fright, "You turned out to be a man!" Then without waiting for Zexi to answer, Guo Xin smiled even more evilly, and said lightly: "Do you know why you call me a little lewd worm, it's because I ......" Speaking of this, Guo Xin paused, "Because what I really like is a man." ”

Then there was a sound of tearing clothes, and Zexi's whole body was already smooth and naked.

Guoxin admired the almost perfect delicate body in front of him, like crazy, and then kissed Zexi's lips rudely, and then went down, gently biting the two small buds on Zexi's chest, indescribable**.

Ze Xi gasped, spit out an orchid-like aroma in his mouth, Guoxin's hands roamed on Zexi's back, and then touched Zexi's tempting petals, gently rubbing them.

At this time, a voice came from afar, "I have long heard that little lewd insects are killed by men and women, and when I see it today, it really deserves its name, but I heard that some little lewd insects have some kidney deficiency recently." ”

"Who is bad for the good deeds of the uncle!" Guoxin roared, glaring angrily in the direction where the voice came from, "Die for Lao Tzu." ”

"Don't be angry, I'm here to see off Xuanmai. "From the tree in the distance, a figure jumped like a star pill, and it came close in a few jumps. The man was carrying a huge blood-colored scythe on his back, and his body exuded an indescribable cruel aura.

"Who should I be, it turned out to be the blood sickle Jiaxing, how about it, do you want to consider 3P?" Guoxin laughed lewdly.

"That's what I'm here for, that's why I'm here to see Xuanmai. While speaking, Jiaxing took out a box of Xuanmai from his arms, took out half of it and handed it to Guoxin, the two laughed lewdly at the same time, and looked at Zexi who was lying naked on the ground.

Zexi couldn't bear this torture anymore, and then fainted.