The sixty-sixth chapter of the Absolute Kung Fu

Because I have been talking to the leader of the Eight Dragons, I don't know how far I have walked, it must be a long way. When I was about to arrive at the place where the tribal leader was picking me up, before the leader of the Eight Dragons could report, two teams of dinosaurs had already lined up to greet me. I glanced with the rest of my eyes, but the two teams were composed of adult mother dinosaurs and baby dinosaurs, and there were no eight dragons.

There is no uniform standard for this welcome ceremony of the red-haired dinosaurs, each tribe has its own way and style, and the size of the scale and the specifications of the reception reflect the mood of the leader in a certain way.

The place where I was picked up was supposed to be a grand orchard, and although I hadn't seen it yet, the smell of the fruit could not hide from my nose. The greedy nose had already enjoyed the delicious fruit in advance, and the restlessness that was envied by the internal organs, and the most pitiful thing was the stomach, which was almost drowned in saliva.

This orchard is not the chief's quarters, and the chiefs generally do not place their pick-up points at their quarters, mainly for safety reasons. Since we will not all stay in the tribe, the leader does this to prevent a hasty passer-by like me from leaking the news of his station and causing unnecessary trouble for himself. In order to ensure their own safety, some leaders even set up multiple stations, and some stations are still fake, used to confuse others, and the leaders never go to rest.

The leader should be in a very good mood today, because the standard of reception is quite high, although I have also seen a similar reception ceremony in the Murmur tribe, but the specifications are much worse than this, not only did not have such a grand welcome ceremony, but also did not choose the location of the reception in the orchard, I should be very lucky today.

No further ado.

The two welcoming teams of mother dinosaurs and baby dinosaurs lined up on either side of us, from column to side, facing us, their heads rhythmically pointed, their tails raised high, and constantly rhythmically swaying from side to side, and the red tail hair was very beautiful, as if they were holding a flower. I have never seen such a formation, I am a little flattered, although this kind of treatment can not be compared with the reception specifications of the provincial leaders to inspect below, but the scene of marrying a daughter-in-law with the township chief's family can always be pk at once.

After walking a short distance, the leader of the eight dragons suddenly shouted to everyone to stop, I don't know what happened, I saw a red-haired dinosaur trotting towards us in front of me, and when he came to the front, he looked at me, and then at the leader of the eight dragons, stood up straight, and shouted loudly:

"May I ask the team leader, how many chicks are there, how many jade chicks, how many stone chicks, how many mud chicks?"

I need to explain it to you, otherwise you still think that you are talking about the code language, this team leader refers to the leader of the Eight Dragons who spoke to me, and his position is called the team leader. As for the chicks, I have already introduced them to you earlier, that is, we little dinosaurs who have left the mother tribe, among which the female dinosaurs are called Jade Chicks, and the male dinosaurs like me who are ready to compete for the leader are called Stone Chicks, and those who are ready to become Eight Dragons are called Mud Chicks. As for why there is such a name, I have carefully studied it, and I have also consulted some respected old dinosaurs, they said that this is the name given by the leader of the Beibei tribe many years ago, as for what the connotation, they can't say.

Later, after years of research, I finally came to a conclusion: the names of jade chick, stone chick, and mud chick are only to distinguish the three, and there is absolutely no other meaning.

That's all.

I'm proud of my conclusions.

No way, I'm such a very smart, thinking red-haired dinosaur, and those unsolved mysteries for thousands of years have been solved under my thinking. I am in no way inferior to scientists who are good at solving unsolved mysteries. Although I sometimes admire their imagination skills, which are as good as our red-haired dinosaurs, I am more confident and authoritative than them.

Because, I am the leader of the red-haired dinosaur tribe.

No further ado.

I saw that the leader of the team also stood up straight, and shouted loudly: "The leader of the team reports to Lord Tinzi, and a total of one chick from the Murmur tribe has been received, including zero jade chicks, one stone chick, and zero mud chicks, and the report is complete." ”

"Let's get to practice!" said Lady Dic.

Lady Dice didn't say that this wasn't a queue training, nor was it a gymnastics competition.

Color-sama's brow was locked.

I panicked a little, even though I was pretending to be extremely calm.

I don't know which of the right words was wrong. However, one thing is clear to me, I am by no means the key that unlocks the lock on Tinko-sama's brow.

I have a detailed introduction about the dice in the forty-sixth chapter, and you must remember that he was the official in charge of the household registration of the red-haired dinosaur tribe. He has the strongest brain, and he can remember the difference in the color of the tail hair of all the dinosaurs in the tribe. He is the number of the entire red-haired dinosaur tribe, do you say it is important?

Dice enjoys a second- or third-class bed, which is equivalent to the prime minister. A high and powerful position, there are usually eight eight dragons waiting for him to eat and live, and the deputy mahjong helps him deal with daily affairs, despite this, he is still a daily manager, hard work, and the most tired one in the tribe.

Let's get back to business.

What I didn't expect was that the honorable Lady Dice actually whispered to the team leader, which was not at all as formal as just now.

This is their secret, I am an honest red-haired dinosaur, so, I will never eavesdrop on what they say, this is my principle of being a dragon.

But my ears are very sensitive, even the smallest sounds, I can hear clearly, for this, I am also very distressed, especially in the dead of night, I can hear the sound of grass and trees, for other dinosaurs, the night is silent, but I feel the symphony of nature, all kinds of sounds are intertwined in my ears, so that I often lose sleep.

There's one thing you wouldn't believe, when you sleep at night and have insomnia, guess how I deal with insomnia?

I couldn't sleep, so I counted the farts of the red-haired dinosaurs that slept everywhere. The sound of farting comes and goes, the timbre is different, the loudness is different, the length is different, the direction is different, over time, I can hear the fart and roughly know the position of the dinosaur, and can tell who put the fart, I often think, if I can't become the leader, with my special ability to listen to the fart to compete for the dice, maybe I can be selected, even if I can't become the dice, mahjong can always be.

Normally, I fall asleep while counting, but sometimes, the more I count, the more awake I get, and guess how many I counted?

Ten million thousand.

It can't be, even if all the dinosaurs' anuses don't close overnight, there won't be so many.

If there were so many, there would be smog in the forest, but the reality is that there would be no smog in the forest at all.