At this time, the Xiao family.

Xiao Zhang had just arrived in the yard, and before he could speak, the hairball rushed over directly, and then pointed to his new clothes very excitedly.

"Oh, this suit is okay!"

Xiao Zhang was surprised, because Maoqiu was not very tall, but he looked very handsome and had no sense of disobedience after the whole outfit of defeating the Buddha.

"She bought it for me!" The little monkey pointed to Sun Yan, who was talking to the little fish on the side, and immediately explained.

"Stinky brother, what's the matter, handsome or not? I sent it from the circus. Sun Yan was a little proud, just this dress, the senior brother sat firmly.

As he spoke, Sun Yan also slipped over a golden hoop stick and threw it to the hairball: "Hairball, then, show me the trick!" ”

The hairball was very excited and immediately shook the golden hoop stick.

Not to mention, just this dress with this shape, there is a feeling of Monkey King, the key is that this is a real monkey, just this smart, it is destined to attract fans.

"Not bad!" Xiao Zhang nodded: "Go back and arrange for someone to make another hundred sets of similar chain gold armor and golden hoop sticks, but it is more low-key than this set." ”

"Why do you want so much?" Sun Yan asked curiously.

"It's good to go back and get a hundred and ten monkeys, one for each person, form an army, and gather together to play with a monkey stick or patrol and watch the field."

Xiao Zhang pinched his chin and said.

Sun Yanmei's eyes narrowed, she seemed to have thought of the scene, if she made a neat and tidy hundred and ten monkeys, the effect would be very good.

"Pay attention to this, na, I'm ready for it in the live broadcast room." Sun Yan shook the mobile phone in her hand, she had already asked people to send all the relevant equipment, and the little monkey's live broadcast was full of highlights.

"When are you going to make it live?" Xiao Zhang didn't dwell on the topic just now, but asked curiously.

"You can start now, this year is the Year of the Monkey, and it happens to welcome the monkey in spring, I estimate that the explosion is the minimum." Sun Yan shrugged his shoulders and said with certainty.

"Will it get it?" Xiao Zhang asked curiously.

"Yes, yes, Sister Yan and I taught it just now, it's smart, it can understand whatever we say, but we can't understand what it says."

Xiao Yu added very excitedly.

"That's fine, what about the others?" Xiao Zhang shook his head helplessly at first, and then asked curiously, after all, the four brothers only have one hairball.

"Ah Diao seems to be flying out, but it's so big, Da Bai and Xiao Hei are sleeping in the back, these two idiots know to eat and sleep and eat!"

Xiaoyu took the initiative to add.

Xiao Zhang thought about it, and immediately whistled, the golden eagle is a first-class protected animal, the key is that this thing is very harmful, and ordinary children can take it to the sky.

After about ten breaths, the golden eagle hovered to the ground, fluttering its wings, a pair of eyes were very sharp, and as for the slightly curved beak, it was as hard as iron.

Although the golden eagle recognizes Xiao Zhang, the boss, in his bones, his nature makes it have a sense of recklessness and coldness.

"Xiaojin, because of the place here, you are not allowed to hunt privately, and don't fly around until the mountains and forests are fenced, don't be sniped." Xiao Zhang pouted and reminded.

"Got it!" The golden eagle nodded.

"The hairball will be broadcast live for a while, you four brothers will cooperate with some, the more the eldest brother rewards, the more powerful your rations will be, and you will not be given food if you don't work."

Xiao Zhang wants to start capitalism.

The golden eagle turned his head over, with an expression of ignorance, as if to say, the little leather monkey, it is too lazy to cooperate, and it can eat monkey brains as soon as it goes down.

Xiao Zhang called Xiao Hei and Da Bai again and explained a few words respectively, but these two were also not taken seriously at all.

This can make the furball angry, it is ready, it will make more money later, and then buy a lot of delicious food and not give it to these few garbage.

"Boss, start a live broadcast for me!" Furballs can't wait.

"What should they tell you about the live broadcast, just show you to the audience, and when the time comes, I will ask Xiaoyu to tell you the barrage, you should cooperate better."

Xiao Zhang explained, for fear that this little monkey would not understand.

The furball nodded vigorously, as if everything was clear.

"Xiaoyu, you guys help it get the live broadcast first." Xiao Zhang explained, and then said: "I have to go out, Su Mei should come in a while!" ”

"Cut!" Sun Yan pursed her lips, seeing Xiao Zhang's positive appearance, her vinegar jar was obviously overturned, and she was a little unhappy.

Xiao Zhangquan didn't see it, cleaned up, and drove out, the main Su Mei sent a message before that it was almost there, and she wanted Xiao Zhangquan to go out and take her first.

After all, the first time I went to my mother-in-law's house, I felt a little uncertain.

Watching Xiao Zhang leave, Xiao's mother sighed helplessly, what do you call it, the daughter-in-law is about to get together to play mahjong.

"Don't look at it, let Xiao Zhang solve it by himself, let's just treat it politely!" Father Xiao, who made the fire, pouted.

"Buzz!"

As soon as Xiao's mother returned to the kitchen, the mobile phone vibrated on the side, and it was a video from her sister.

"What's wrong Xiaojie?" Xiao's mother slashed away.

"Hello, my sister, I heard that your family has relatives, what's the matter, are you satisfied!" Cheng Jie joked with a smile.

"Quite satisfied!"

Xiao's mother thought about the third daughter-in-law who was about to arrive, and suddenly had a headache.

"This year, whether we are going to my mother in the second year of junior high school or the first year of junior high school, by the way, let Xiaozhang bring his girlfriend over to my mother to see." Cheng Jie joked with a smile.

"I didn't know at the beginning, and it is estimated that the past two days have been busy, Xiaozhang has invested a lot of money to expand a school in the village, and the construction will start today."

Xiao's mother is not easy to say that she has several daughters-in-law, mainly saying that several are not good-looking.

"Speaking of which, I also brushed my neck just now and saw Xiao Zhang's hair, he is going to travel at home? Can you do it in that place? ”

"What do you want, there are few people in Bengbu, and there is not much money, and it is still in the countryside, or you can talk to Xiaozhang and stop it!" Cheng Jie said with great concern.

"Well, that's what I said, but he's pretty confident, and I think there's a little hope." Xiao's mother stood on Xiao Zhang's side, mainly because she saw a few hairballs.

Of course, there is little hope.

"You persuade more, it's not easy to make money, and it costs a lot of money to build a tourist attraction." Cheng Jie still cares about his sister and son very much.

"Well, let's stop talking, I have to cook, hang up first!" Xiao's mother ended the topic and looked at her phone, Xiao's mother was thinking, how to go to her mother's daughter-in-law.

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At the moment, in the yard.

The golden eagle stepped on a camphor tree at the door, and a pair of sharp eyes looked at the little monkey from time to time, and the eyes were full of disdain.

Da Bai lay on the ground, drooping his ears, lazy seemed to be synonymous with it, and Xiao Hei curled up his legs against the wall, looking at his senior brother.

It is a big brother, and Xiao Hei is not convinced.

But its boss's arrangement, yes, but it's more curious about how this thing makes food, it tasted that food last night, and it's great.

I feel that if I eat every day, my IQ can be improved.

"It's open, it's open!" Xiaoyu screamed and found that the live broadcast room in her hand had been opened, and what she saw was her own prosperous face.

Immediately, he turned the camera over and looked at the weird furball.

"Change the name of the room!" Sun Yan added.

"Change what?" The little fish is curious.

"I don't know, or it's called the lack of a Tang monk, and the senior brother Wukong will pay a greeting to the big guy first?" Sun Yan wasn't quite sure what a good name to come up with.

"That's it!" Xiao Yu nodded repeatedly.

"Xiaoyu, you get it first, I'll make a call and ask Kuaisha to give some traffic." Sun Yan explained, and went to the house to make a phone call.

Xiaoyu nodded, she looked at the screen, and the camera was pointed at the hairball.

"Furball, what do you want!" Xiao Yu added.

Maoqiu didn't know how to get the audience to give money, so he simply didn't care about it and went to find something by himself, while Xiaoyu followed silently.

As for the live broadcast room,

With the further expansion of traffic, there are more users who watch short videos, and because of the Chinese New Year, the daily active users of more than 100 million are now close to 150 million on average.

This percentage is already very high.

In addition to the inner section, that is, it is about to shake, as for the pox marks launched by bytes, after such a long time, because of the existence of fast shake, it has been half-dead, so it has to be gradually abandoned.

As for the short hand, it was synonymous with vulgarity, and the traffic acquisition was much slower, and the gap was gradually opened up by the fast shaking of the inner segment.

And at this moment, there are a lot of fast shakes.

Because fast jitter has an automatic stream ingest mechanism, it is still stifled to further divert traffic according to the ingest retention rate after automatic ingestion.

Roughly speaking, the new live broadcast room will be shown to 100 viewers first, and then see how much the conversion rate is that clicks in, and then see what the three-minute retention rate is.

The better the data, the next wave is 1,000 impressions, and the next wave is 10,000 impressions, and so on, which is the fairest for newcomers.

Because you have good content, you have a chance to get ahead.

On the contrary, if the content is poor, the traffic will only get less and less, which can be regarded as a means of intelligent analysis.

As for the live broadcast room, more than 30 people were attracted at the moment.

The conversion rate is still relatively high, after all, it is still relatively normal for the normal display to come in, ten to one, and one of the thirty or so is gone.

"Damn, are you really a monkey?"

"I, Nima, this seems to be a golden snub-nosed monkey, a national first-class protected animal, and it is not allowed to play, this is illegal and criminal, please suspend the live broadcast immediately!"

"Obediently, this anchor is bold, and he dares to broadcast the golden monkey live, he is really not afraid to sit in prison and wear it, but when he wears this suit, he is so handsome!"

"Anchor, what is this little monkey doing?"

There are many barrage people who don't like to watch live broadcasts and post barrages, and they can't help but ask a few words, mainly because it's the first time they've seen someone take the golden monkey live broadcast.

It's a bold thing.

"It's called a hairball, I don't know what it's going to do, don't worry about protecting animals, we are qualified!" The voice of the little fish then sounded.

"The young lady's voice is so sweet!"

"Little sister, don't look at the monkey, look at you!"

"Damn, the monkey took out a blanket? What is it going to do? ”

As he spoke, he saw the furball pull the blanket into the sun, and then spread it neatly, and even found a piece of wood as a pillow, and then went there.

The calf knocked like that, swaying, leisurely, just like a little adult.

"Damn, this monkey has become a sperm? Do you know how to lay out a blanket and bask in the sun? This Nima is too rebellious, isn't it? ”

"Hairball, get up and turn your head!"

Xiao Yu looked at the barrage, feeling quite interesting, with a sense of instant interaction, and said with a smile: "Maoqiu, there is an audience that asks you to get up and turn your head!" ”

"Anchor, you're so funny, it's a monkey that can understand human speech?"

"It understands!" Xiao Yu explained.

"Impossible!"

"Impossible!"

Barrage, swiped several impossible.

The furball jumped up, and then played a few heels, and when it was done, it stepped forward and used its furry hand to indicate the action of asking for money, and I don't know where it learned it.

"Damn, can this Nima really understand?"

"Is it trying to tip?" The corners of someone's mouth twitched.

"Fake, it's all trained, do you believe that the anchor is commanding with other instructions in the back? That's why you believe it! ”

"I didn't!" Xiaoyu defended: "It can really understand human speech!" ”

"Don't believe it, or you let it lie down and pretend to be dead, this monkey doesn't usually train this, if it can do it, I'll send a small plane."

"Hairball, the audience tells you to lie down and pretend to be dead, and if you succeed, you will be given a gift." Xiaoyu is like a repeater, repeating the content of the barrage.

The hairball instantly came to the spirit, immediately approached the little fish, gestured with his fingers, and motioned for himself to take a look, but the little fish had to flip the camera and hand it to the hairball at the same time.

The furball swiped across the screen with its furry fingers, and as it looked at the Chinese characters with a pair of eyes, it realized that it understood what it meant, as if it was born with it.

"it, it's good to pedal a horse and infiltrate people!"

"The monkey is playing with his mobile phone, and I have to Amway to show my roommate this Nima!"

The hairball flipped back, and then with a tongue stretched, it tilted its head directly to the ground, and made a strange noise.

"Damn, really pretending to be dead?"

"It can't really understand it, can it?"

"Didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a refiner? This is also too fine, no wonder they all say that monkey spirits are in a hurry! ”

Immediately after, the little monkey rolled over and got up.

The hairy little hand signaled to hurry up and give a reward, and it was counting on this thing to eat!

Immediately, a plane appeared, and at the same time there were some small gifts, the key is that there are only more than 30 people, and the consumption conversion ratio is outrageously high.

Suddenly, the second gradient began to be delivered again.

The hairball looked at the plane, and suddenly became energetic, this thing can eat the average according to what Sun Yan said to it, the rocket eats well, and the best-looking rocket eats well.

But one is not enough.

Thinking of this, it was anxious and gestured to the small fish on the side.

"Uh, do you want pen and paper?" Xiao Yu asked curiously, because she was not sure what the little monkey wanted.

The little monkey nodded repeatedly.

Xiaoyu turned around to get it, but it exploded in the live broadcast room.

"This little monkey can't write, does he?" Someone asked in disbelief.

"Well, I feel like this monkey is smarter than my boy."

"Just arrived, do any brothers tell me what happened?"

The barrage was very fast, but the little monkey took the mobile phone, went to the edge of the big white in three or two, and then showed off: "Second junior brother, I have earned a plane, there is something delicious!" ”

Da Bai first raised his head, then turned his head again, and made himself look not rare at all. (End of chapter)