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"Today is the last day of the year."

Hades pointed to the little red circle at the end of the calendar, which was the size of a mortal like a toy in his hand, miniature and small.

"Where have you been?"

Hades said solemnly, turning his head to look at Neos on the sofa, who was playing with bubbles with a golden straw with his head up, floating in the air with many magnificent church-style bubbles, and the golden light and shadow shimmered on them.

Strictly speaking, Hades was supposed to be on Death Guard now, but Neos seconded Hades to Terra on the grounds that he needed Hades' job, and the two fox friends got together and decided to start enjoying the good life.

Hades turned his head and looked at his hand with the calendar, a holographic galaxy map was on the table next to him, and Hades reached out and zoomed in and out at will.

“…… Macurag? ”

Hades asked hesitantly, but just as the last of his characters spoke, a popping sound suddenly sounded!

Hades skillfully turned his head directly - smack!

A golden scepter rubbed steadily against the right side of his face, trembling and sticking into the wall.

Hades turned and spread his hand in the direction of the door,

"Okay, good, change one, change one."

Machado at the door coughed violently,

"Shouldn't you guys work?!"

The old man's tired and angry voice rang out, "Travel? Holiday?! ”

Neos, who was spread out on the sofa, looked up and blew out a small figure with a rickety figure waving his cane angrily.

"Come too, Machado."

The emperor said, holding a golden straw, "It can't be a makurag." ”

The old man let out an angry, inexplicable roar, but the two in front of him clearly did not have the slightest self-awareness, Hades turned his head and blew a cheerful "Congratulations on your fortune" tune, while the emperor on the sofa blew out a bully of a leaning and roaring villain.

Macado shuddered and took a deep breath, he reached out towards the void, Hades consciously tilted his head, and the scepter that had broken the walls of the palace returned to the old man's hand.

Makado angrily walked over to the long couch, sat down, folded his arms, and closed the microphone angrily.

The Lord of Humanity blew out a hand bubble with an index finger outstretched, and the bubble floated, flashing in a colorful way, floated to Machado's side, poked the old man, and then burst open, and a small golden firework exploded next to the old man.

"Where do you want to go on vacation? Let's go see Ruth? ”

The emperor spoke,

"Ruth has been fooling around with Khan and Magnus lately,"

Makado said stiffly, "They don't know what to do together, they've scrapped several Martian special engines - going at this time, it will disturb them." ”

"Oh."

The Emperor replied coldly, "Then change one." ”

"How's St. Giles?"

Makado coughed a few times,

"Archangel has been trying to repair their relationship with Horus lately, so you'd better give them some personal space."

"Horus ......"

The Lord of Humanity muttered in a low voice, "All right. ”

"Where's the big moth?"

Hades spoke, dialed the holographic map to the star field where the Death Guard was located, and clicked on the real-time data there,

"Hmm...... It doesn't seem to work......"

Hades muttered to himself in a low voice, "This guy seems to be addicted to cutting aliens, and it doesn't seem realistic to go to him to make dumplings now." ”

Hades made an exasperated voice, and he tuned the map to Macurag,

"Ahh

Hades shouted, pointing to the data note that the original had sent to Terra, "It's inconvenient to visit, he guessed again?!" ”

"Don't want the makulag !!"

Machado roared, and the bubbles around his fingers that tried to poke him exploded in an instant with his roar, and small fireworks exploded one after another.

"Where are you going?!"

Hades also yelled to himself,

"We can't stay in Terra's briefcase for New Year's Eve! It really doesn't work - why don't we go to the Eye of Fear and pay a New Year's greeting to the subspace creatures?! ”

"Good idea,"

The emperor who was spread out on the sofa said lazily with a golden straw in his mouth.

"Go beat them up, that sounds good."

Macado let out a suffocating sigh, as if he thought everything was hopeless here.

Hades flipped through the map in fragments, and found several legions in a row—

"What the hell?! It's all about it! How can they live so fully?!! ”

Hades shouted, heartbroken,

"It's just me, and you, Neos! A new era has arrived! Old guys like us are ashes of history! It's useless! ”

"It's useful—if you're too idle, you can approve official documents, Hades."

Machado's low, grumbling voice came, and Hades naturally ignored Machado.

"It's useless!"

Hades repeated it again, he walked briskly back to the couch, sat down directly with his head down, and expertly reached for the Coke on the coffee table,

The emperor's finger bubble burst around Hades, and the tone of "Congratulations on your fortune" rang out as the bubble popped.

"It's decided!"

Hades jerked his head up and looked at Neos and Machado, and he felt a firm determination climb up his spine,

"It's been in Terra this year! Sleep for a Chinese New Year's Eve! ”

The emperor bites the straw, and an "OK" gesture bubble sticks to the other end of the straw.

"You'd rather sleep boring than work!!"

Machado let out a high-pitched pop,

"I did so much back then just to make a mess now!!"

Hades responded with the same pop,

"I'm a hero! I have shed blood for the Empire!! I've done my best for Terra!! Uhh I'm going to- don't work!! I've got it! Working PTSD! Severe post-work trauma! Work will kill me!! You can't kill me! You kill donkeys and unload the mill!! Kill the golden goose!!! Sarilang - Sarilang! Kill the hero!! ”

"Shut your dog's mouth!!"

With a loud thud, Machado stood trembling with rage as he held the scepter in his grip on a more perfectly angled scepter.

Hades held his head and shouted that he had killed the hero, and there was no such thing as a king's law.

"Wang Fa?!"

Macado roared,

"There's a kind of you coming here to stand! How long has it been since the official documents for the new law were piled up!! ”

"Never !!"

Hades shouted,

"We need to train the new generation to be capable, independent and autonomous!! Old horse! Old horse! You're so used to them! ”

“…… I think, "

The emperor spoke slowly, and as soon as the Lord of Mankind spoke, a huge golden light appeared in an instant, forcibly banning Hades and Makado,

"I think Hades is right."

The emperor said,

"Old horse, it's time for us to let go."

"You've worked hard for too long, so take a break and just exercise the new generation."

Machado stared at the emperor, he trembled, the lord of mankind was deep and full of wisdom, and his determined gaze stared at him, as if silently persuading the old man who had voluntarily overworked,

* The Lord of Humanity, used, a special move to Machado!

* Makado's will is shaken!

* Makado Willpower - 999

* Makado compromised!

*Wins 8965487/1

In the end, Makado's shoulders fell,

"Okay, okay."

The old man, who was still angry just now, collapsed back into the sofa as if he had lost his strength.

"Listen to you."

The old man pulled down his hood and closed the microphone again.

Seeing that Machado had compromised, Hades smiled and regained his confident and swaggering posture.

"Then,"

Hades tentatively proposed,

"We're going to prepare four or five movies, prepare snacks, and then watch a movie at the palace?"

"How? We can also invite Waldo. ”

"Let him go to the guard."

The emperor said lightly.

"Listen to you," Hades said, "but I'll have to make the snack list, and I'm going to order the fries." ”

"Okay."

The Emperor stared at the ceiling and said thoughtfully.

"I want to see the second edition of "The Great Rebellion 3 (Part I)" reset."

Said the Lord of Mankind.

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Hades noticed something was wrong in the hallway.

At this moment, he is holding a plate of barbecue meat stacked on top of each other with both hands, and the mechanical arm behind him is also holding a large pile, his pockets are stuffed with jelly and sugar oranges, and his neck is wrapped around lollipop strips and sealed braised duck necks, and he has stacks of Arhat-style popcorn, French fries, and fried things on his head, and on top of it is a box of French fries placed at an angle, as Hades takes every step, the box of French fries falls out, and Hades cleverly tilts his head slightly and opens his mouth, just to catch it.

Hades munched on his fries, slowing down his cheerful pace as he squinted at the door at the end of the corridor.

Something doesn't seem right.

Hades realized, but because it was really difficult to release the Black Domain in the palace, Hades chose not to explore the Black Domain for the time being.

The part of the mechanical eye that shows that there is nothing wrong in the room – is it really okay?

Hades walked over, kicked the door open, and shouted,

"I'm going to have something to eat!"

The next moment, roaring and screaming in unison, Hades slammed upward, and the posture was that Dapeng spread his wings, and there was a bang! The snack on the top of Hades' head smashed on the ceiling, and the top fries fell down, and Hades did not hesitate to grab the fries bag with his mouth,

Riemann Ruth's hearty laughter rang out from below Hades, and the wolf king rode his motorcycle and made a thrilling sharp turn in the room.

Magnus's screams rang out,

Ruth!! 】

[Hahahahaha! Good brothers! Hide so fast!! 】

The wolf king twisted the accelerator with one hand, poured himself a sip of wine with the other, laughed, and touched a glass with the Khan who was standing aside with his arms waiting for him,

On the other side, Hades fell rapidly, and because he was holding French fries, he couldn't shout, so he whined and cursed urgently,

Coz, who was hanging upside down from the ceiling, pulled him by the hand so that the food in Hades' hands would not be wiped out, and Hades landed in a miraculous position, and all the food on his body was stable.

There was applause in the room, and Hades decisively handed the food that was in his hand to Angron, who came to pick him up, and then he took out two huge roast beef shanks from the pile of food above his head, one in each hand, and he turned his head, his eyes flashing with a strange light.

He aimed at the wolf king, who was laughing profusely, and Magnus, who was shouting at Ruth.

Two voices burst out one after the other!

[vomiting!! 】

Riemann Ruth and Magnus fell to the ground clutching their necks, roast beef legs in their mouths.

Hades withdrew his hand contentedly, he clapped his hands and took the bag of fries in his mouth,

"Self-inflicted."

Hades shook his head and watched as Khan shook Magnus to rescue a foaming mouth.

He seems to have been injured by mistake, but it doesn't matter, Magnus's screaming just now is annoying enough.

Hades turned his head and saw a room full of primordial bodies,

St. Giles was talking to Horus, Angelon and Vulcan were handing out the barbecue that Hades had handed them, Killiman was laughing and clinking glasses with Dorn, Coz and Corax were chatting in a whisper, but on the ceiling, Mortarian was taking the barbecue from Vulcan and trying to add toppings to it, Luojia was praying something in a reverent whisper with her eyes closed, and Fogen and Fernus were talking to Luojia.

[Happy New Year! 】

Seeing Hades come in, Fogen was the first to raise a glass and congratulate him elegantly and in a high-profile manner, and then the others began to congratulate him.

"Happy New Year - wait, where's Neos?!"

Hades responded, and then the door was opened again, and the emperor walked in in his golden home clothes, dressed in gold cotton slippers, and wearing a somewhat funny, Santa hat-like, but golden hat on his head.

He was holding a mug in his hand, still steaming slowly, and unsurprisingly, a golden mug with a big "#1" written on it.

The moment he entered, Hades clearly saw the emperor's expression frozen for a moment, but immediately after, the emperor regained his majestic, calm expression.

"Happy New Year."

The Lord of Humanity said, Hades decisively stepped aside, stood aside with the Dark Moth Man in the dark corner, watched the Emperor's children step forward one by one, and knelt down on one knee seriously and solemnly, sending blessings to the Emperor.

Probably because they were going to meet the Lord of Humanity, except for Motarian's daily crotch-pulling costume, the other primordials were dressed in light formal dresses, with intricate floral decorations and straight fabrics, which formed a stark contrast to the Lord of Humanity for whom they knelt in celebration.

"Aren't you going to say goodbye to him?"

Hades whispered to Motarian, handed him a french fry, and Motarian, who was hazy in the fog, smashed his mouth,

[Can't kneel. 】

Motarian said, "The wings are too big. 】

[Tasteless.] 】

By the way, he added another comment on the fries.

"Well," said Hades, "you don't look festive, and you're not fit to go to the cold, Motharian." ”

Motarian responded with a sneer,

"I will not die and hang an ornament like an archangel on my wings. 】

He pointed to the gold ornaments on the wings of St. Giles, Hades raised his eyes, just arrived at the archangel, and on the pair of white and huge wings, Hades even saw "Happy New Year", this kind of blessing made of pure gold.

Hades turned his head, frowning thoughtfully at Motarian's pair of wings that were screaming from the spirits inside.

Motarian decisively struck Hades with his wings, and Hades stumbled a little step and snorted, let's hold the fries and watch the original body to celebrate the emperor, Hades thought.

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In the large dimly lit room, people gather around a huge long sofa in the middle, and on a thick plush carpet is a lazy sofa the size of a full-size lazy sofa, and the moviegoers sit or lie down, all of them watching the films selected by the Lord of Mankind.

When it came to the plot where the Crimson King went to kiss the white wolf girl, Hades concentrated and ate another handful of popcorn.

"The Great Rebellion 3 (I)" resets the second edition, telling the story of the uncrowned monarch Red Emperor who was misunderstood by the empire, the Red Emperor was exiled to the territory of his sworn enemy Wolf King, and met the white wolf girl of Fenris, the eldest daughter of the tribe from the largest tribe of Fenris went against the wishes of the wolf clan, secretly broke through the taboo, met the sinner Red Emperor, and was willing to believe the prophecy that the Red Emperor saw, and helped the Red Emperor escape from the wolf king's imprisonment.

Under the power of love, the two defeated the Tzeentch Demon who framed the Red Emperor to become a sinner, and successfully broke free from the wolf king's obstruction.

The Red Emperor will go to the subspace to participate in his battlefield, while the White Wolf Maiden will go to the network to defeat the new conspiracy of the evil subspace.

At the time of separation, the Red Emperor affectionately held the hand of the white wolf girl and said that-

[I love you deeply and am willing to give everything for you - but I have given my all for humanity!! 】

Ruth let out a roar and spoke exactly the same lines to the people on the screen, and he laughed so much that he almost fell off the couch and burst into tears.

Ruth!! 】

Magnus screamed in rage, and took the turn of the popcorn bucket to beat Ruth, and the two scuffled, and the popcorn flew all over St. Giles's wings, and the archangel vibrated automatically.

[Have you forgotten your psyker girlfriend?!] 】

Magnus shouted, and now the wolf king was also annoyed.

The Crimson King refers to the second version of the reset of "The Great Rebellion 3 (II)", the story of the Wolf King's acquaintance with the apprentice psyker girl in the Broken Thousand Sons Army, this version is even more outrageous than (above), during which the Wolf King contributed many classic lines, such as

"Woman, you're playing with fire (subspace ghost fire).";" You're not like any other psyker. ”；“ Your face is as red as Kabanha's muscles, and your hair is as black and shiny as Kabanha's hooves. ”

That's why Magnus was so tolerant of his version of the movie, he watched him first, his angry face was seven or eight times redder than Kabanha's ass, and then he was held back by the Khan, and then he admired the wolf king's, Magnus's laughter lasted for nine days and nine nights, and then he laughed away.

The first thing Magnus did when he woke up was to shout at Riemann Russ,

[You also have today!] 】

After that, the two became keen to collect the merchandise of the heroine of the opposite movie, and Magnus even had a T-shirt with the face of a thousand girls, which he once proudly wore to Riemann Ruth for taunting, and then was violently beaten up by the embarrassed wolf king.

Now that the list of broadcasters has begun to be announced on the screen, Hades has eaten a bite of popcorn and admired the fight between Magnus and Riemann Ruth with more relish - I have to mention that the emperor's vision for choosing films is quite vicious.

The fight between the two was quite festive, and everyone admired it for a while, and then the lion king pulled the wolf king, and the khan pulled Magnus and separated the two.

At the suggestion of the emperor, everyone who was a little dazed watching the movie went out to the rooftop to breathe fresh air, it was already late at night, and the night was a little empty.

So Hades proposed to hold an air conference.

In the heckling, the participants were as follows: St. Giles, Motarian, Luojia, Corax.

Yes, Luojia can fly, and the first time he saw Luojia praying, stepping on golden auspicious clouds and reciting a spell to fly in the air, Hades's brain was blank.

Of course, the brains of people who see Motarian take off are generally blank.

So the race began, and St. Giles flew first, his wings glittering in the air, gliding gracefully through the air, the wind gently brushing his handsome face and raising his blonde hair.

People cheered at St. Giles.

Immediately after him was Motarian, who- he, no, vomit- bit tightly behind St. Giles, fluttering, no, polluting the air of Terra as he flew, and the white mist was mixed with ominous scales falling, and where the scales landed, the vegetation withered and died in an instant.

Hades silently put on his gas mask, his only remaining eye aching.

Then there was Luojia, frowning, chanting, no, praying and stepping on the golden rolling auspicious clouds, beside him followed by Koraks, who was far away, as far away as possible from Mortarian's polluted air.

At the end of the race, St. Giles took the lead, and people complained about the people who had just picked up Motarian to compete, so St. Giles was coaxed to fly a few more laps to cleanse people's tainted minds.

Mortarian went out to beat up the man who had just cheered at him, and Hades went to the aid of the Pale Lord, who happily grabbed the Wolf King and threw him off the rooftop.

By the way, I helped Koz find a corner, beat it up and stuffed it in.

So people said that Motarian flew well just now, and it was good to be ...... It's good to be good!

Having had enough of the rooftops, the people went back one after another, and this time Ruth, who had hurriedly crawled from under the palace, brought out his spiced version of the honey and said that everyone would drink him first.

Hades saw Motarian eager to try, and his hand hanging down in hope of pulling out the poisoned wine.

I have to say that honey wine can indeed make the original level drunk, and in a drunkenness, people start to go up and sing.

First of all, the Lord of Mankind, the Emperor, came to a song of Michael Jackson's "We Are the World", and the listeners all wept and were sad, applauding and shouting, swearing allegiance to the Emperor;

Macado came up with a "Aria of the Queen of the Night", and Hades marveled at Machado's usual voice and could sing tenor;

Kolax came to the stage and sang "Asche zu Asche" by the German chariot, and with the exception of the archangels, Kotz and Khan, the people euphemistically expressed some difficulty in appreciating it;

Khan went up and performed a traditional call of Chogorius, but because it was in Chogolis, Hades did not understand the meaning of the song;

The primordials come forward to show their voices, and the most surprising is Coz, who sings Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, with Corax harmonizing him, and Hades thinking that he can sing songs similar to Corax.

Finally, after three rounds of drinking, the atmosphere reached its climax, the honey had begun to be mixed with Motarian's poisonous wine, Ruth was chasing people to pour wine, even St. Giles pulled Horus and began to try poisonous wine, Fernus and Killiman were already lying unconscious on the ground, Angelon tried to pull them up, it seemed that the Lord of the Red Sand was also drunk, because his attempt failed, and instead fell headlong on Killyman, Killiman let out a wail, and Coz screamed and scurried around the high altitude of the room, Hades burped, Drunkenly holding the microphone.

"Thank you, thank you,"

Hades said solemnly, and then he began to sing, affectionately, emotionally, all emotionally, so pure that there was not a hint of technicality, and the pentatonic incompleteness howled.

Hades sang Andy Lau's "Wishing you prosperity".

He finished singing with affection, and the drunks applauded fiercely and gratefully for their ears that no longer had to be tortured.

"Thank you, thank you,"

Hades said confusedly, and he burped again,

"I've always had a great and evil dream,"

He held the microphone and said deeply,

"I hope that Wishing you prosperity can resound in every corner of the galaxy on this day, supermarkets, black markets, trading points, material procurement platforms - everyone should hear this song on this day."

"The subspace should reverberate on this day, and the great god of Andy Lau will descend on everyone's ears and tell them that the new year is coming."

In the audience, people chirped and applauded, Hades knew that no one could understand what he was saying except the emperor, and no one cared what he said, as long as he spoke nonsense in accordance with the tone, they would applaud fiercely for him, for Hades,

So Hades continued to say affectionately,

"I know, 1+1=2, Terra has to take Apollo 3 to Mars, and Chenghua Avenue has to take Line 2, and all this-"

"It's all there!"

Hades exclaimed,

"—It's all a dream to Makulag!!"

A thousand times the applause rang out, and the people who were drinking with their fists howled and cheered for him, and the colorful light surrounded him, Hades went down dizzily and took the wine glass handed to him by Motarian,

【Drink!】 】

Motarian said, and Hades raised his hand, and the thick liquid garbage poured into his stomach, irritating his esophagus, and Hades began to feel heartache about the other foods in his stomach, and he shouldn't have mistreated them like that.

They began to punch and drink, and the contestants were Leon, Khan, Motarian, Ruth, Magnus, Vulcan, Hades.

Killiman had fallen, Horus had fallen, and St. Giles was now flying in the sky like a shining ball of ball lights, and had nearly collided with Coetzes crawling shadowily on the ceiling several times.

"Drink!"

Hades said.

The cup was filled, bottomed out, filled again, bottomed out again, and finally, Motarian sat on the unconscious Wolf King and faced Hades one-on-one, the Wolf King snoring, and he looked like he had managed to get drunk - no, he was overturned by Motarian.

Vulcan falls to the ground, Hades hopes that the Lord of the Fire Dragon is not waiting for a resurrection CD now, and Angelon leans against Vulcan on one side and Kiliman on the other, staring blankly at the final duel between Motarian and Hades.

Khan sat next to Magnus, who was addicted to food and fell in the first round, and he tried to overthrow the Wolf King, but was instead killed by Ruth, who even fought Leon and was finally killed by Motarian in the second round.

The lion sat silently beside the Khan, trying to maintain his last dignity, but it was evident that both he and the Khan had been poisoned by Motarian's alcohol, and now they were only holding on.

They stared dumbfoundedly at Hades and Motarian as they poured poisoned wine glass by glass.

On the other side, the lantern ball birdman was flying in the sky with Fugan, and Fugen spread his arms wide and shouted deeply,

【YOU JUMP， I JUMP！！！ 】

Bang! The Birdman successfully collided with the bat, and the three of them slammed off the ceiling, just in time for Horus and Ferus who had fallen to the ground.

None of this bothered Hades, who continued to fight with Motarian, vomiting and drinking, and even without Motarian's subspace influence, the wine itself was strong enough.

Hades's consciousness began to blur, and finally all that was left was pouring wine, pouring it full, pouring it again, and his eyes began to go dark, and finally, he saw Motarian holding his wine glass, swaying, swaying,

Bang!

Motarian fell.

Hades let out a victorious laugh, "Fill it up for me!" ”

He proudly handed over the cup in the manner of a victor, and—

Bang!

Hades managed to break the piece.

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In the dimly lit room, the second edition of the vulgar "Great Rebellion 3 (Part I)" is still playing, and the white light is shining on the faces of the sleeping unconscious.

Neos sat upright in the middle of the couch, staring calmly at the screen, white light shining on his face in the hot dimness.

To his left was Machado, who had fallen asleep wearily, and on his right, St. Giles lay on his lap, in a deep coma, while Neos's right hand stroked the archangel's messy feathers and smoothed him.

At his feet, beside him, collapsed a room of sleeping drunks, no one awake.

The picture on the big screen reached the scene where the Red Emperor kissed the white wolf girl with tears in his eyes.

"I love you deeply and will give everything for you - but I have given my all for humanity,"

Tears flowed from the Red Emperor's single eye,

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I can't give you anything better, I'm penniless, naked, and all I have has been given to this race."

The Emperor watched the scene calmly.

In the silence, something sounded, Hades staggered to his feet, covering his head with one hand,

"Uh......"

Hades let out a painful groan of hangover, he turned his head, and saw that the emperor was still awake, Hades walked over, stepped over a group of drunks, and took a random cup with an unknown liquor from the coffee table in front of the emperor,

"Give saliva."

Hades said hoarsely, Neos poured him a cup of tea, Hades drank it all, his throat seemed to burn up and was now better,

Hades scratched his head with a look on his face that had just woken up, and he looked at the emperor,

"Happy New Year."

Hades said, raise a glass,

The emperor also took his mug,

"Happy New Year."