The next day, early in the morning.

"Hello, brothers, I'm back!"

The guild's shutter door was kicked open.

Zheng Sepi happily rushed in and performed a sliding shovel, then got up and spun around.

All the guild women in the audience showed disgusted expressions towards him.

But Zheng Sepi didn't care.

At a glance, he saw Zheng Qian's party and the three of them, gathered in front of their chartered table.

With an arrow step, Zheng Sepi rushed to everyone: "Hey, your rejuvenated LSP Zheng Sepi is here, why don't you welcome it?" ”

There was no answer.

Zheng Qian, Mao Nanbei and Shen Jingbing were all lying on the table, their faces languishing.

Zheng Sepi: ". . . ”

"Hey, can you give me a reaction? I'm so embarrassed. ”

Still no response.

Zheng Qian's face was full of dark circles, and the cat's soft hair was messy.

The worst thing was Shen Jingbing, her eyes were blank, her face was lying on the table, her tongue was drooping, and her saliva was flowing out.

I don't know, I thought she was written twenty straight words.

"You... What's wrong? ”

Zheng Sepi looked confused.

Zheng Qian moved his eyes with great difficulty, and glanced at Zheng Sepi: "Ah~ You're here~ Before that guy comes back, run quickly~ Otherwise, you won't be able to run away." ”

"That guy?"

Zheng Sepi was stunned: "Didn't you call me back?" What the hell is going on? ”

Zheng Qian said in a rotten voice as if he was about to die: "Ka... Card... Kacherski... I'm getting married. ”

"What the hell ????"

Zheng Sepi, who cultivated the dual-system combat technique of fire and thunder, felt that his Heavenly Spirit Gai had been struck by thunder.

"Kacherski? Just the biggest Yankee guy on our team? The one with the long mustache? He? Tie the knot? He?! ”

Zheng Sepi, who has been single all her life, feels as if she has been humiliated.

And yet at this moment.

Bang.

The shutter door was pushed open again.

Zheng Qian and the three of them trembled violently.

"Ah, everyone, we fought all night last night, so enjoyable, please bother you today, come back to ...... with me"

"Wdnm, why are you soaked in horses?!!

Kaczyski walked into the Adventurers' Guild with great relief.

Before he could finish speaking, he saw that in his sight, Zheng Sepi's distorted and deformed face was infinitely magnified.

Thundered.

Kacherski's massive size was knocked to the ground by Zheng Sepi.

I saw Zheng Sepi choking his neck, snorting and shouting with tears: "You guy is only twenty-three or four years old, right?" I think your big bald head looks like a teenager bald, right?!

I shaved your bald head back then!

Why is Lao Tzu so handsome, and he is still single at the age of 26? You are a with muscle brain cells, but you can find a wife!

Why, why, why?! Unfair unfair unfair unfair!!

Damn, I'm so envious! Exercise!! ”

"Ahem, Sepi-senpai...... I... I'm going to be strangled to death by you..."

Under Zheng Sepi, Kachersky's eyes were rolled and his mouth was foaming.

In the end, Zheng Qian reluctantly got up to stop it, and Zheng Sepi let go of his hand crying.

"Wow......"

As soon as he was picked up by Zheng Qian, Zheng Sepi cried out.

"I'm so envious! Zheng Qian! Why can such a big find a wife! I'm not reconciled! ”

As he spoke, he snorted fiercely at the end of the leaf tail of Zheng Qian's clothes.

If you want to change the level, Zheng Qian must have kicked him across the street with a left-right kick, right?

But now he has a loveless face, and he doesn't even react to being snorted.

Zheng Gan's face was bloodless, his voice trembled, and he said in a tone as if he recalled the shadow of his life: "Yes, don't talk about you, I can't figure it out."

Last night, this guy said he was going to have a bachelorette party with us, and I, Mao Nanbei and Shen Jingbing all went.

Isn't this guy a nobleman? I thought there would be a lot of young ladies, who knows... Who knows......"

Zheng Qian said as he spoke, his shoulders twitched, and he actually cried: "This party is actually full of shirtless faggets who are about the same size as him." ”

When Zheng Sepi saw it, his whole body trembled: "What? Zheng Qian? What happened last night? Difficult... Have you been blown up? ”

"Fuck your uncle!"

Zheng Qian cried and said: "As soon as these saw me, they grabbed me into the pile, and I was touched all over my body, and while touching it, I said: Little brother, let's see how you are developing?"

After touching them, they said that I was not developing properly, and then... Then they forced them to do a night of anaerobic exercise. ”

The cat next to him ruminated and said: "They said that I didn't grow up tall meow, and they forced me to drink thirty-two catties of goat's milk one night, and I won't drink goat's milk anymore......"

After speaking, the cat's face suddenly turned blue, and he grabbed the trash can next to him and vomited.

Shen Jingbing said in a vague tone: "They said that my breasts were too small and no one wanted them, so they poured seventeen catties of papaya juice." ”

As she spoke, she burped, and the saliva that flowed from the corners of her mouth was turquoise.

Kachersky stood up with a slurp, crossed his hands on his hips, and shouted with a shaking chest muscle: "Everyone, no, the body is the capital of the battle, how can you admit defeat at this level?"

Since I'm on the team, I'm in charge of managing your bodies!

Three years! With the fitness skills that have been passed down from generation to generation in my Katcher family, I promise that within three years, you will have the same good body as me! ”

Zheng Sepi: "。。。。。 ”

He turned around and asked Zheng Qian: "Is it too late for me to quit the team now?" ”

How could Zheng Qian have the heart to deal with him?

Looking at Kachersky's side-flexed pectoral muscles, Zheng Qian had already thought that three years later, whether it was himself or the women in the team, they would all have a body of tendon meat, their bodies smeared with sun oil, and their faces covered with Arakawa lines...

What about you riding a horse to shoot the live-action version of JOJO?

"Kacher, if that kind of thing happens again last night, I'll tell Zhao Aotian that your kid is rude to me." Zheng Qian said with a straight face.

Kachersky shuddered: "But I'm ...... for your good."

"I~Say~I~No~Want~"

Zheng Qian drank coldly.

Kacherski's whole body suddenly stiffened, and he lowered his head in distress: "That... Well, I was going to spread the concept of form that my Katcher family had passed down from generation to generation throughout Sichuan.

It seems that this task can only be handed over to my offspring. ”

Zheng Qian: "。。。。。 ”

To tell the truth, if Chuandong becomes a country like you that is better than van, then this kind of country is still destroyed, right?

"Ahem, let's get down to business."

Zheng Sepi couldn't stand it anymore, he coughed lightly: "So, yesterday you urged me to come back quickly, what the hell is the matter?" ”

When Zheng Qian heard this, he regrouped his mood, the fatigue on his face was swept away, and he said, "Kacher, you explain." ”

Kacher nodded and said, "My Kacher family is the only nobleman of European descent in eastern Sichuan.

My family attaches great importance to the good bloodlines of our offspring, and recently I found a very good young woman who I wanted to vaccinate, marry and give birth to a new offspring. ”

The corners of Zheng Sepi's eyes twitched: "Why can a blind date be as serious as you say about breeding pigs like an expert?" ”

Kacher's face was gloomy, as if he was a little unhappy, and said, "Anyway, I hope you can come with me to the Kacher family for this sow... Phew, family blind date. ”

Zheng Qian frowned: "It's a good thing to get married, why are you talking to us about this in the past few days, and your face is not very good?" ”

When Zheng Sepi heard this, he also found that Kachersky's face was wrong.

In an instant, his collapsed psychology was balanced.

"Oh~ I see, Kacher, the woman must think you're so big, right? I don't want to marry you, do I? ”

Zheng Sepi said, and gloated with his elbow arching his corn-like abdominal muscles: "It's okay, we will comfort you~ You see I'm so handsome and single, you're so ugly, it's normal to be single." ”

Kachersky's face became even more ugly when he said this.

He bowed his head like a child who had done something wrong, and said, "No, no, the woman is very happy with me and wants to marry me as soon as possible."

And I also liked that girl very much, and I hit her off at first sight. ”

"Huh?!" Zheng Sepi's face froze.

Kaczeski continued: "It's my parents! My father and mother were very angry when they learned that I was making my own decisions, and said that I was not good enough, and even if the woman didn't mind, the sense of honor that my Katcher family had passed down from generation to generation would not allow the woman to suffer.

So this time, I invite you to my Katcher family, just to hope that your excellent teammates can prove to my parents that I am good enough and ready to get married. ”

"Fuck you!"

Hearing this, Zheng Sepi jumped like thunder again, if Zheng Qian hadn't grabbed his shoulders for the first time, I was afraid that he would have pulled out a knife and hacked Kachersky to death now.

"You are charged! Go to hell! Bastard, you look so ugly and the girl likes you, and you still look like I'm not good enough!

You damn now, I'm so handsome and I can't find a girlfriend, who the hell are you pretending to show it!

If you still have a little conscience, I beg you to die now! ”

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it." Zheng Qian persuaded and asked, "So Kacher, why don't you let Zhao Aotian prove it?" Want us to go? ”

Kacher shook his head and said, "Lord Warlord is too busy, and Lord Warlord knows his father, so he will only be considered favoritic by his father if he goes to say good things." ”

"That's right."

Seeing that Zheng Qian was a little reluctant, Kacher hurriedly said: "I fully understand that you don't like fitness, and I promise that there won't be anything like last night in the family, just go over and have a meal."

Moreover, if you are willing to pass, after the matter is completed, I will get married and you can get free of red envelopes, and I will also give you a reward of 500 gold coins each. ”

Zheng Qian: "!! ”

Zheng Sepi: "!! ”

【Spatial Teleportation】

【Thunder Break】

The two of them each rushed to Kacher's side as fast as they could in their lives, and each of them held Kacher's hands.

"500 gold coins for just one meal?" Zheng Qian asked excitedly.

Katcher nodded blankly.

The two looked at each other.

At this moment, Zheng Qian and Zheng Sepi reached an unprecedented tacit understanding, and said in unison:

"Kacher, you are our best brother, brother is in trouble, of course we have to stick a knife in both sides, and this matter will be left to us."

"Uh~"

Kaczeski looked confused.

Why are these two goods so enthusiastic all of a sudden?

In this way, the group stepped into the carriage bound for the Katcher family.

It's just that Zheng Qian didn't know that this seemingly ordinary itinerary was the beginning of a nightmare in his life.

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