One-two-one: Venus's obsession

Venus had been depressed since her last return from the Human World.

The man's voice lingered in his head.

Venus couldn't figure it out.

What the hell does it stink when I step on a horse?!

Who stipulates that European people must have a heavy taste?

Do you blame me for the way I look?

Besides, am I looking like a shapeshifter, okay? When I was born, I decided according to the prototype, and I didn't have to choose big brother!

When the world was first created, why did you add a law that shapeshifting humans can only be shaped once, what are you thinking in your head?!

Since returning from the human realm, Venus has bathed in the hot springs for at least twenty-three hours a day, twenty-four hours a day.

Several layers of skin were rubbed off, and the armpit hair was bald.

I don't know if it's a hallucination.

Before meeting the human, Venus had never paid attention to body odor.

But since the human said that, everything has changed.

Wherever you go? Venus could always smell something strange under her armpits.

No, it's not really smelly, it's just an illusion.

Venus, of course, knew it was an illusion.

But the horse just can't ignore this smell that only exists in illusions.

It's been getting worse and worse lately!!

"[] said, he is very dissatisfied with your performance last time he went down to earth, and from now on, deprive you of the right to go down to earth."

"Got it, get out."

With that, Venus jumped back into the hot springs and snapped, very quickly.

Ares froze in place.

It took a while to come back to his senses: "Hey, wait a minute, why are you such a dick when I haven't seen you for a few days?" You come out for me! ”

With a lunge of arrows, Ares rushed to the bathroom and dragged Venus out of the water by the hair.

"Stinky woman, it's because of you, I heard that you found the holder of the truth, but you still returned in vain, [] is cautious by nature, and now he thinks that the holder of the truth has a lot of dicks, and has summoned all the demon gods back.

I finally had the opportunity to go down to earth, and I was all ruined by you, and you still have this attitude, do you want to die?! ”

Ares had the appearance of a young man with bronzed skin and short hair that stood on end.

He was dressed in the Greek fighter's signature boxer pants and a red scarf, and his shirtless upper body was crossed with two belts, highlighting the blocks of his refined muscles.

Before, Venus ate his own.

This is a typical hot-blooded male style.

But since he met that human named Zheng Sepi, Venus has become more and more unpleasant to look at a man of Ares's type.

My mind is full of muscles and fighting, and I am naked and carried by you in my hands, and you have no evil thoughts at all when you step on a horse.

Ares's attitude evoked some bad memories for Venus.

"Hey, let go, or I'll give you some color."

Ares was stunned for a moment and sneered, "It's up to you? The combat power of the god of beauty, I also want to be with me, the god of war... Not?!!! ”

Ares was in the middle of his sentence when a sharp pain came from his crotch.

I saw Venus's right leg unravel the human form, turning into a three-meter-long stout horse's hoof, and carrying ten percent of its divine power.

280,000 power attributes, six additional physical attacks are the most strengthened, and a shot full of legs hit Ares's crotch.

duang。

The bell in the distance rang the roar of the hour.

"Ahh!!!h

Ares felt as if his eggs were about to fly out of his throat.

The dignified god of war, who was kicked and rolled on the ground like shrimp.

Venus stroked her hair and said lightly, "See?" It's yellow. ”

"Huang Nyima! Ahhh I'm cracked! You sneak attack, you don't talk about martial arts! ”

Venus ignored him.

【Plane Bridge】

Open the portal and Venus will leave.

Seeing this, Ares covered his crotch and stretched out his hand and said, "Hey, where do you want to go?" ”

"Descend to earth."

"I said that you are not allowed to go down to earth! Do you want to disobey []'s orders?! ”

"Orders? What the hell?! If that man can't handle it, I'd rather die! ”

Ignoring that, Venus jumped into the portal, leaving Ares wailing on the edge of the hot spring.

Zheng Sepi!

You ignorant human!

This time I must make you succumb to the charm of my beauty god and kneel down to give me a ** toe!

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"Meow meow, meow meow, I have two tails meow meow."

Cheerful little strides.

The cat was holding a sack of goat's milk lollipops, and his face was full of happiness.

It's been two days since I came back from Kacher's house, and Mao Nanbei received 500 gold coins from Kacher as promised, and went to the wholesale market today to buy 1,000 goat's milk lollipops.

The human world is amazing, goat's milk is simply the greatest invention in the world!

Thanks to the sheep, and even more so to the humans who tamed the sheep.

Since coming to the human world with dogs, cats have become more and more fond of humans.

In dungeons, if you want resources, you have to kill.

And if you kill others, it means that you are also at risk of being counter-killed.

Mao Nanbei did have the ability to dominate the second layer except for the head of Medusa at that time.

But any Warcraft is born with a lv0 juvenile Warcraft with HPMPAP of 5.

From dragons to mole rats, it's all the same.

The stronger the Monster, the more kills it experiences.

Mao Nanbei's frightened days can be said to be countless times deeper than Zheng Qian's experience.

The strongest, comes at a price.

And even if he becomes the strongest other than the head of Medusa, he is not at ease.

You'll have to guard against other monsters.

At least for so many years before I knew the dog thing, there was not a day when the cat was not frightened.

Oh no, twenty or thirty years ago, I had a very happy few days.

But it's not the same in the human world.

As long as you spend something called money, you can make others willingly give it to you.

It's much more comfortable than living in a dungeon, and you don't have to worry about it at all, and you're not afraid of threats.

As long as you don't provoke others, there is a high probability that others will not provoke you.

Is there any other adjective to describe this kind of life besides happiness?

It's like this sack of a thousand goat's milk lollipops.

You can get the dungeon by killing?

And most importantly, dog things are especially good at making money.

Oh, it's like it's called making money, of course it's going to make money, I'm so stupid.

So the longer they stay in the human world, the more cats like this society dominated by weak creatures.

"Meow?"

Suddenly, Mao Nanbei saw a thin figure standing on the side of the street not far away.

Take a closer look.

I saw that person was the most non-existent and weakest girl in the team: Shen Jingbing.

Shen Jingbing was standing on the side of the road, holding an envelope with a complex pattern in his hand, as if he was very embarrassed.

"Hey, little apprentice!"

The cat jumped up to her and patted her on the shoulder to say hello.

"Wow! Master Cat North and South? ”

Shen Jingbing was so frightened that she almost fell to the ground.

"Goat milk candy, do you want to eat meow?"

The mouth was asked, but the cat didn't wait for Shen Jingbing to answer, so he took one out of the sack, unpacked it and put it in her mouth.

Shen Jingbing swallowed the sugar, blushed a little shyly and said, "Okay... Delicious. ”

"What are you doing here?" The cat asked curiously with three pieces of candy in his mouth.

Shen Jingbing lowered her head a little embarrassed and handed over the envelope: "This... This was given to me privately by Katcher's mother the day before yesterday. ”

Mao Nanbei looked at it, and the envelope was written in gild: Trainee Ticket of Elite Training Institute in Wangcheng, East Sichuan.

Looking up, Mao Nanbei realized that this was the Wangcheng Elite Training Academy.

The huge school gate made of white marble is six or seven meters high, and four centurions stand on both sides to guard the school gate.

Inside, you can also see the teenagers and girls who are undergoing intensive training on the first martial arts field.

The cat muttered.

I do remember, that old thing in Ginger seems to be the headmaster of this academy, right?

"Katcher's mom said that my level is too different from the team as a whole, and if I continue like this, I will be held back.

The Elite Academy might be able to teach me something, so let me take a look first, and if necessary, she can let me in without a test. ”

Speaking of this, Shen Jingbing lowered her blushing face.

"I... I was thinking, it would be... Wouldn't it be too much trouble for others? After all, I ......"

"What do you want to do so much? Come, the master will take you in and meow. ”

Compared to Shen Jingbing's thinking and thinking.

Cats are much more direct from north to south.

Pick up the shy little girl and rush to the school gate.

Shen Jingbing panicked suddenly: "Wait... Wait for the master! This apprenticeship ticket can only be used by me alone, and you can't get in. ”

Mao Nanbei laughed happily, and said indifferently: "It's okay meow, that old vegetable skin of Jinge dares not to let me in, I picked his skin meow!" ”

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