One-two-three: Venus has athlete's foot

Zheng Sepi?

Ever since the last time he met Venus, Zheng Qian had been very strange.

The truth says: the demon god is the enemy and must be eradicated.

And it's not just Ares who has milestones.

For each other Demon God, Truth will reward you with at least 5,000 unlock points for each kill.

It is enough to prove that the hostility of the truth to the demon god is very strong.

Could it be that the Demon God has a grudge against the skill of truth?

But this demon god named Venus doesn't seem to have a particularly strong will to fight.

On the contrary, she has an unusually perverted attachment to Zheng Sepi.

"Why do you keep staring at Zheng Sepi?"

Zheng Qian rarely rested today, and he didn't want to do it.

Seeing that Venus didn't have a murderous aura on her body, she simply relaxed her vigilance and communicated with her.

Venus's eyebrows instantly rose with a faint anger.

"I'm a god of beauty! The most beautiful woman in the world! Is there anyone in this world who is not interested in me? Just ask you, are you not interested in me? ”

Zheng Qian hung the dead fish eyes, and replied quietly: "Uh, no, you don't look very smart, Yazi, I already have a not very smart one, I really can't bear you like this, in fact, I think women are so troublesome now." ”

Venus: "... ”

She looked at Zheng Qian with a look of disbelief and asked, "You don't like men, right?" ”

Zheng Qian: "??? ”

"No, no, don't deny it, I think you seem to have a good relationship with the big guy in your team, you two shouldn't ......"

Venus said, swinging an OK with her left hand, clenching her right hand into a fist and extending her index finger, then reaching into the OK with her index finger.

"Let's talk about it first, I'm too void to wear lv7, even if you're a demon god at this distance, I can spray you to death with a single blow, do you believe it?"

"Ahem."

Venus coughed: "In short, I'm not interested in others, all I want is Zheng Sepi." ”

Zheng Qian frowned impatiently and said, "Hey, are you serious, although I don't know where you come from, but we should be enemies, right?"

Don't you think it's too much to chat over a cup of tea like this?

Besides, why do you have to be obsessed with Zheng Sepi as a high-level species? He should be an inferior creature in your eyes, right? ”

"It's not about the species!!

Venus roared.

Her emotions became more and more excited, and her nails scratched the tabletop: "Just because he is an inferior creature, I am not reconciled!"

I'm a god of beauty, walking on the road, and the hormones emitted can make the male dogs on the side of the road incontinent.

He was just an inferior creature human, and he didn't use any magic or skills to defend, so he was able to ignore my charm! ”

Zheng Qian laughed when he heard it: "Hey, it's too exaggerated for male dogs to be incontinent, right?" ”

"Don't believe it!"

Venus glanced at a passing Wangcai.

That Wangcai rolled his eyes on the spot, incontinent and urinated, and whimpered.

Zheng Qian froze.

"What kind of skill is this grooving? It's awesome, I want to learn too! ”

Venus went on to say, "Everywhere I go, it's the center of attention! But that mortal...

That damn mortal, even if he's not interested in me, he still says I'm heavy?

I take a shower twice a day, and I'm a demon god! It's been a long time ago! I don't even pull, and I won't get dirty when I jump into the, how can I have a heavy body odor?!

So I can't spare him!

I want him to appreciate the charm of my beauty god, regret his stupidity, and finally fall down under my skirt and lick my toes and beg for forgiveness! ”

Zheng Qian glanced at the pair of perfect and slender jade feet under her evening dress, and sighed: "There is such a good thing? ”

Venus was stunned.

Look at Zheng Qian's legs again.

Venus understood.

What, sure enough, men are the same kind of goods.

It's not me who has the problem, it's Zheng Sepi.

Thinking of this, Venus raised her legs to the table: "You want to try?" Yo, inferior creatures are allowed. ”

Zheng Qian swallowed.

I wanted to refuse, but the problem was that she was too ... Ahem.

However, after the jade foot approached, Zheng Qian, who was originally quite interested, shrugged his nose, and his face suddenly pulled long.

"What's wrong?" Venus is strange.

When I looked closely, I saw Zheng Qiantie with a straight face, raising his head and looking directly at Venus.

After a long time, Zheng Qian said: "What, it's a little stinky, you shouldn't have athlete's foot, right?" ”

Venus: "。。。。。 ”

Zheng Qian pinched his nose and moved the stool back, and said in disgust: "Well, this taste is a bit like Totole Chicken Essence: there is a set of fresh ones."

You don't want to take a shower and dry your feet, do you? You're going to get athlete's foot. ”

"Fuck, I'm the god of beauty, I don't even shit anymore, how can I get athlete's foot!"

Venus blew up all over.

If Zheng Qian hadn't used the space to cut off her explosive coercion in the first place, I'm afraid that the three nearby streets would have been razed to the ground, not to mention that like now, the surrounding passers-by didn't notice much here.

Zheng Qian withdrew the space and cut it off, waved his hand and said, "Oh, it's normal to have athlete's foot, why be so excited?" It would be nice to buy a Daknin. ”

"I said that I am a god of beauty, and I won't get athlete's foot when I step on a horse!"

"But the smell is really rushing, ah~ Wait a minute, let me slow down, I smelled it a little bit just now."

"You fart!"

"I don't believe you smell it yourself."

Venus still wanted to have a seizure.

But looking at Zheng Qian's straight face, he always felt as if he wasn't joking.

Difficult... Don't......

Venus hurriedly sat down, hugged her feet and sniffed.

The first bite.

She looked confused.

Second bite.

Her face was shocked.

The third bite.

Her face was full of doubts.

"I'll just say it, it's a little tasteful." Zheng Qian spread his hands.

Indeed, there is a slight smell when I get closer.

Why!

The demon god is a god, the god body is pure, and the body is clean when he jumps into the dung pit and crawls out.

Why does it smell? It's not logical!

The more Venus thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became.

Finally, I cried out.

"I hate you inferior creatures!"

She opened the space to transfer, turned and fled the human world.

Sitting on the chair, Zheng Qian drank tea slowly, looking at the location of Venus in the last second with a flat face.

The face is full of the smile of the diamond king.

After drinking tea for a while, and using a cure on the unconscious boss and wild dogs, Zheng Qian took two silver coins and prepared to leave, casually strolling.

And yet at this moment.

"Captain Zheng Qian!"

An exclamation pierced the clear sky.

Look back.

I saw that the gray-faced Shen Jingbing was running over here out of breath.

"What's wrong?"

"Zheng... Captain Zheng Qian! It's a big deal! The master was caught by a monster... Phew, no, the master and the war king Zhao Aotian are fighting! ”

"What the hell ?!!"

Zheng Qian followed Shen Jingbing straight to Wang Jingyuan.

As a result, as soon as I entered the door, I saw that on the bombed messy playground, Zhao Aotian and Mao Nanbei were confronting each other.

Zhao Aotian held the holy sword in his hand and glared at Mao Nanbei angrily.

Cat Nanbei stood opposite with a relaxed face, shaving his nails.

Jin Ge is like a peacemaker, don't fight a sentence on the left, and value harmony on the right.

As soon as Zheng Qian arrived, he heard Zhao Aotian shouting: "Miss Mao, my Zhao Aotian has a bright and upright life, today, I bet all my dignity and ask you one last word!"

What kind of intention do you want to kill thousands of outstanding students of Wang Jingyuan like this! ”

When Zheng Qian heard this, the chrysanthemum tightened.

, what trouble have you caused me?

Should... Won't it ......

Zheng Qian thought of a terrifying possibility.

Isn't it possible that the identity of the cat is exposed?

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