Chapter 15 Brother Chat
Xu San was stunned by Feng Baobao's somewhat nonsensical words, and then laughed and said:
"Ha, you've learned to joke too, baby."
Xu San took out a student ID card in his arms, handed it to Feng Baobao and said:
"Student ID Student ID...... This one, baby, you go to school, it's fun. ”
Feng Baobao was originally squatting next to a charred corpse and poked his fingers carefully, but after hearing Xu San's words, he stood up and took the student ID card in Xu San's hand, and said:
"Are you going to make up a new identity for me again?"
Xu Sandan said dotingly:
"Ha, don't worry, you can still call the baby."
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Here, after Dongfang Haoyue and Zhang Chulan went down the mountain, Zhang Chulan took Dongfang Haoyue to the police station first and took his salute back.
Then the two came to the town, found a hotel, and opened a double room to live in.
In the hotel room, Zhang Chulan, who had just finished taking a bath, and Dongfang Haoyue were lying on the bed, and Zhang Chulan said in a somewhat dissatisfied tone:
"Haoyue, you came to me this time, didn't you even bring a salute? What the hell is that bastard daddy up to? ”
Dongfang Haoyue said in her heart that you really wronged your father, mainly because the system didn't prepare this thing for me.
However, of course, Dongfang Haoyue couldn't really say this to Zhang Chulan, so she could only make an excuse casually:
"Yes, brother, I'm in a hurry when I came out this time, I didn't bring a salute, my dad said, after coming here, I will go directly to the police uncle, and the police uncle will help me."
When Zhang Chulan heard this, she said with some indignation:
"That bastard, don't want to think I'm so old, what if I'm not at home now? It's really irresponsible for you to come to me without even bringing a salute. ”
Dongfang Haoyue in turn reassured Zhang Chulan and said:
"It's okay brother, I'm smart, if I can't find you here, I will find out your location, and I will go to you myself."
Zhang Chulan heard Dongfang Haoyue's words, although she seemed to be a little unhappy with her father, but she didn't say anything more about this topic, but said:
"Forget it, don't talk about him, you only have one set of clothes now, you don't even have a change of clothes, I'll take you back to my school tomorrow, it's a big city, and I'll take you to buy clothes when the time comes."
Dongfang Haoyue didn't care too much about this, just nodded lightly and said:
"Oh, yes, brother."
At this time, Zhang Chulan looked at Dongfang Haoyue with a strange expression, and complained:
"Fortunately, your kid wasn't buried in the soil by that crazy woman just now like me, and the clothes on your body are not dirty, so you can deal with it for a day tomorrow. But why is that crazy woman staring at me alone when we're all there? ”
Saying that, Zhang Chulan looked at Dongfang Haoyue with some confusion and asked:
"Moreover, you also seem to know that the mother-in-law will not hurt you, you don't feel scared at all, you tell my brother the truth, do you know that crazy woman?"
Dongfang Haoyue naturally couldn't tell Zhang Chulan the truth, but for this kind of small problem, he naturally easily figured out how to explain it:
"I don't know that sister, but I can naturally feel other people's emotions, I can feel it just now, that sister actually has no ill will towards you."
The reason why Dongfang Haoyue wanted to make up such a reason, in addition to dealing with Zhang Chulan, was also for the sake of the future.
After all, Dongfang Haoyue is familiar with the plot and has a basic understanding of these plot characters, and if she meets any plot characters in the future, she can use this excuse again.
But obviously, Dongfang Haoyue's excuse irritated Zhang Chulan a little, and he said a little exaggeratedly:
"Wow, Haoyue, you're not mistaken, right? Let's not talk about how outrageous your ability to feel other people's emotions is, let's just say that crazy woman almost buried me alive! That's it, you actually say that she has no ill will towards me? ”
When Dongfang Haoyue heard this, she began to explain to Zhang Chulan hard:
"Uh, brother, although that sister hit you on the head with a shovel as soon as she came up, and she looked like she was going to bury you alive, and left you there alone to face the walking corpse......"
Speaking of this, even Dongfang Haoyue herself felt that Feng Baobao's behavior, if he didn't know the original plot, was properly preparing to kill people!
However, Dongfang Haoyue still forcibly explained to Feng Baobao:
"But brother, in fact, that sister really has no ill will towards you, I can feel it, and, with that sister's strength, I feel that even if you use Lei Fa, you can't beat her, if she really wants to do something to you, we can't even escape."
Hearing Dongfang Haoyue's words, Zhang Chulan looked shocked and said:
"What? Really? Haoyue, you're afraid you're not lying to me, right? Is that crazy woman so strong? I can't beat it with the thunder method? Why can't I feel it? ”
Dongfang Haoyue nodded and affirmed:
"Really, brother, so the next time you see that sister, be careful, run as soon as you can."
Zhang Chulan put on an attitude of disbelief and said:
"Hmph, I don't believe it, that woman doesn't seem to have any special means, she will use a kitchen knife to chop and chop, how can I not be able to beat it with thunder."
Although he said so, Zhang Chulan actually took Dongfang Haoyue's words to heart in his heart, although even so, Zhang Chulan still couldn't escape the fate of becoming Feng Baobao's slave......
And Dongfang Haoyue looked at Zhang Chulan's dead duck's hard mouth, and didn't say anything more.
Later, when Zhang Chulan was chopped apart by Feng Baobao with a kitchen knife and his clothes, and he could only run naked, he knew how correct Dongfang Haoyue's words were.
After that, Dongfang Haoyue took the initiative to change the topic:
"By the way, brother, you just said on the mountain, when you come back, you will teach me Leifa, when will you teach me?"
Hearing this, Zhang Chulan thought for a moment, and then asked:
"Haoyue, you said before that Dad was going to teach you Lei Fa recently, so how much do you know about Lei Fa?"
Dongfang Haoyue heard Zhang Chulan's question and thought about what she wanted to say for a while.
In addition to not knowing the cultivation method of Lei Fa, Dongfang Haoyue may know more about the specific origin of Lei Fa than Zhang Chulan, so she naturally has to think about what to say.
"Well, brother, I don't know much about Lei Fa, and I know that this exercise can only be learned if the Golden Light Mantra reaches a certain level, and it is very powerful."
Zhang Chulan nodded, having a general understanding of Dongfang Haoyue's foundation in Lei Fa, he thought about it for a while, and said:
"You don't know much about Lefa, and it's too late now, so I'll take you back to school tomorrow and settle down before I officially teach you."