The 116th Blind Date Conference
The whole banquet was quirky from the start.
It's not like a reception banquet held specifically for Yuan Keli, nor is it like Yang Chengying's wedding banquet.
The venue is open-air, and there is no big red that a wedding should have.
The members of the meeting are also strange.
Yuan Keli, Fang Zhenru, Xu Xianchun, Luo Sanjie, Ning Wanme, Mao Yuanyi, Sun Yuanhua, Zu Tianshou, Qi Dazhuang and others sat together, how awkward they looked.
There are clear and turbid currents, civil officials and military generals, eunuchs and Donglin parties, scholars and warriors, which can be described as a hodgepodge.
The generals of the Golden State Army also arrived.
In addition, there are dozens of dancing girls bought by Cui Yingyuan.
They were also present, and they were seated opposite the generals, separated only by a fairly wide passage in the middle.
Both the single general and the dancing girl got the news in advance, peeked at each other, and were looking for a partner.
Especially the single generals, they think that they choose their favorite objects, and they can be as bold as they want to be in their eyes.
Men and women teach and receive each other privately, which is too inappropriate in Fang Zhenru's opinion. The heart said, what an insult!
At this moment, a singing voice sounded outside the door:
"The general and his wife, here!"
The generals and dancing girls in the entire room all stood up, except for Yuan Keli, Fang Zhenru and Xu Xianchun.
Yang Chengying and Tian Yingniang arrived, walked to the main seat, and sat down together.
Others take their seats.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my Jinzhou is located in a remote area, and I am fortunate to have the presence of Lord Yuan, the governor of Jinzhou, and Lord Xu of the capital, which makes me feel very honored."
Yang Chengying picked up his wine glass, "Come!" First of all, let us pay respects to the distinguished guests who have come from afar with the etiquette of our masters. ”
"Respect."
The generals led by Zu Tianshou raised their wine glasses and wished Yuan Keli and Xu Xianchun from afar.
One of the two was forced to come to Golden State, and the other was under house arrest, but no matter how unwilling they were, they could only pretend to smile, raise their wine glasses, and return the salute.
The crowd drank it all.
"Today is also a great day for me and my wife, and my wife and I would like to give you a drink."
After that, Yang Chengying and Tian Yingniang raised their glasses and wished the generals from afar.
"I wish the general and his wife a hundred years of good together, and a full house of children and grandchildren."
All the generals blessed with one voice.
When the wine glass was full, Yang Chengying raised his glass for the third time:
"This third cup of wine, salute, those soldiers who have died in all battles, may their souls rest in heaven."
Yang Chengying and Tian Yingniang spilled the wine on the ground.
Others followed suit.
After three glasses of wine, you know the text.
"Golden State is a poor and remote country, and it has been suffering from conservative wars all year round, and there is no decent singing and dancing. Even if you want to make up for it temporarily, the two adults, especially Lord Xu, will definitely not be used to it. ”
Yang Chengying said with a smile.
Xu Xianchun glanced at Yang Chengying coldly, and said in his heart, this kid deliberately arranged me.
Yang Chengying didn't see it all, and continued: "Therefore, I am preparing a very special program, the name is - blind date!" ”
Blind date?
Many people are confused, what is this word?
I only heard the words of the matchmaker of my parents, and I have never seen a blind date between men and women.
That's what the Southwestern barbarians did.
Without waiting for them to figure out the taste, they listened to Yang Chengying's order:
"Single generals over the age of twenty-five, out of the ranks!"
Immediately, a group of generals left their seats and stood in the passage one after another.
In front of the opposite sex, one by one, their backs are straight, for fear of losing the dignity of a man.
The dancing girls also swept over each of the generals, and began to choose in their hearts.
Yang Chengying got up and came to these generals.
"Fan Xin, get out of the ranks!"
He casually pointed to a general and ordered.
The general, named Fan Xin, walked out of the ranks and arrived in front of Yang Chengying.
"How many wounds do you have?"
Yang Chengying asked.
"Back to the general, five places." Fan Xin replied loudly.
"Which parts?"
"Left arm, right hand, left leg, foot and back."
"How did it hurt?"
"The left arm was the first time I followed the general to defeat the rebel general Zhao Yuanliang, and it was the first time I lined up in formation to fight against the enemy army, and I was scratched by my nervous companions."
Fan Xin counted every injury, his expression was very serious, and he was very proud when he only mentioned the injury on his foot.
That's because this was when he attacked Fuzhou, and he was smashed and wounded when he first went to destroy the remnants of the stubborn enemy.
"Sun Min is out of the ranks!"
"General."
A general who was not tall, but was arrogant, arrived in front of Yang Chengying.
"How many wounds do you have?"
"Back to the general, no."
"Why not?"
"Fire and water are ruthless, defeat the enemy in a hundred battles! The Shuizi battalion is the elite of the army, only I kill the enemy, how can the enemy hurt me. ”
"Good! Columnback. ”
"Yes."
asked a few of the most basic small flags in a row, and the shock to Xu Xianchun was self-evident.
He is from a noble background, but he is also a martial artist, and he knows that when these lowest-level small flags are so desperate, this army is very terrifying.
"You see, these are my good sons."
Yang Chengying changed his words, "It's just that they may be killed one day, and what kills them may be a cold arrow, or a flying stone, or an enemy's sword and gun." ”
"Excuse me, are you afraid?" Yang Chengying asked loudly.
"Don't be afraid!" The generals replied in unison.
"Fart, don't be afraid to be fake."
Yang Chengying said: "I will also be afraid, as soon as a person dies, there will be nothing." I can't see my family, I can't eat good things, and I can't brag to my comrades anymore. ”
Some of the little flags slowly lowered their heads.
"But why don't you run away?"
Yang Chengying said loudly: "Because behind you are your fathers and fellow villagers, and under your feet is the land where you have lived for generations, you have left the danger to yourself and given a stable life to your family." ”
Including the generals sitting in the seats, many of them had red eyes.
"Next is the most important thing."
Yang Chengying smiled and said, "The girls are out of the ranks, and they choose their favorite people." ”
Well?!
Except for Tian Yingniang and Ning Wan, who had known for a long time, they were all taken aback.
Is there such a thing in the world?
Not to mention that Yuan Keli and other Ming Dynasty scholars couldn't accept it, even the fierce Xu Xianchun showed an incredible expression.
But the dancers got up one after another, you pushed me, I pushed you, and walked to the aisle.
One by one, they didn't dare to look at the generals, they all lowered their heads shyly, and stretched out their fingers at the men they had been looking at for a long time.
At first, the generals were still in a state of confusion, and they were pushed by their companions before they reacted and walked towards the woman they liked him.
These women are all beautiful and beautiful, and there is nothing to choose.
The generals were full of joy.
Worship the strong, it has been the same since ancient times, and women are also shy to accept it.
Yang Chengying said loudly: "Marriage is a serious matter, and this general will officially promulgate a few decrees and documents today!" ”
"Yes."
The clerk came to Yang Chengying with a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and prepared to write.
"First, if there is a superior who occupies the wife and daughter of a subordinate, behead! Vice versa. ”
"Article 2, if there are people or officials who live with the general's wife, they will be beheaded together!"
"Article 3: A widowed woman is allowed to remarry and is paid a dowry fee; He is unwilling to remarry and enjoys the treatment of his husband during his lifetime. ”
"Fourth, divorce and other matters need to be reported to the command and envoy, if there is a vicious incident such as the man beating his wife, he will be allowed to leave! The property belongs to the woman. ”
"Article 5, after divorce, harassment of ex-wife or ex-husband, expulsion."
After Yang Chengying finished speaking, he looked at the document and asked him to report it to himself after completing the content.
After careful consideration, it will be officially released.
After speaking, Yang Chengying was about to announce a group wedding for them.
"I have something to say, too."
Tian Yingniang suddenly spoke.
The others all looked at the hostess.