Three-two-one: Zheng Kun's hidden habits

Bored!

Die of boredom!

Damn, why is it so boring?!

Closing the folder-shaped fold, Situ Xing yawned.

After Situ Zhou's death, Jin Ge, who served as the regent, hurriedly ran to the frontier to pick up Situ Xing back.

But the problem is, if your king dies, you will die, and what should happen in that country will have to happen, and it will not sell your king's face.

No, the internal affairs of eastern Sichuan have been squeezed for nearly ten days, and as soon as Situ Xing came back, the first thing he did was to learn to deal with these trivial matters.

Running a country is not about sitting on a throne and posing PSS.

There are many things that officials do not have the right to deal with, so they must be decided by the king himself.

Among them, there are many details, and it can even be said that they are trivial.

And to be a king is to have the ability to deal with these things correctly and quickly.

"Hey~ya~ It's finally done~" Situ Xing stretched out in relief.

After six hours of high-intensity review, the completed folds on both sides of the seats had become a hill, so that the servants had to use dump trucks to load them away.

I didn't think that as soon as he got up, he heard a snap.

Looking at it closely, I saw that Jin Ge, who was lying on the rocking chair behind him and had two cucumbers in his eyes, didn't even look at it, so he whipped it on Situ Xing's buttocks.

"Ouch, why did DND hit me?"

Jin Ge said lazily: "What you just approved is just the document of the first day after your father's death, even today, your father has passed away for eleven days." ”

Hearing this, Situ Xing's face suddenly froze.

"Hey... Feed! Old man Ginger, you, you... What the hell are you talking about? ”

Jin Ge didn't reply to him, but just drew a circle with the whip in his hand.

【Spatial Transfer】

Bang.

The sea of twists and turns fell from the sky, directly crushing the table in front of Situ Xing.

It was piled up to a full five meters square, six or seven meters high, almost touching the ceiling.

Situ Xing's eyes were about to pop out of his sockets.

Jin Ge said leisurely: "All add up, a total of three and a half tons of folds, you have to finish all of these, of course, the new folds generated during the review must also be approved."

Well, the old man has calculated, and it is expected that you will approve about six tons or so. ”

Situ Xing: "... ”

"Performance... Can this thing be used as a unit in tons? ”

Looking at the twists and turns of squeezing into the sea, Situ Xing was afraid.

This... This...

"I might as well go back to the frontier!" As he spoke, he wanted to run away from the door.

[Pseudo-Classics * Space Cut-off]

Unexpectedly, Situ Xing didn't even step through the open door, and slammed straight into a transparent wall.

The bridge of the nose was almost cracked.

"This is high-level spatial magic, which I imitated from some great superpowerhouse."

Ginger's cold voice rang out from behind him.

Situ Xing turned his head stiffly like despair, only to see that on the rocking chair, Jin Ge lifted a piece of cucumber, sneered and said to himself:

"Although the power is not even 10% of the original, it is not something you can break through, by the way, all six sides of this house have been covered."

After that, Jinge was like a balala little demon fairy.

【Apocryphal Codex* Lowest Order Gravitational Manipulation】

"Wow!"

Situ Xing was pulled back to his chair by an inexplicable force on the spot.

【Apocryphal Codex*Lowest Order Spatial Confinement】

Situ Xing felt as if there were several thick and transparent hemp ropes tying himself to the chair.

Situ Xing, who was in a cold sweat, clearly saw that Jin Ge stood up from the rocking chair, ate the cucumber slices used to cover his eyes, and walked towards him with a demonic smile.

"You are not allowed to leave your seat until you have finished approving it."

Situ Xing: "... ”

"Don't! Help me! Father!!!! ”

In the depths of the palace, Situ Xing's screams resounded.

But because Ginger had greeted him in advance, everyone who heard it pretended not to hear and turned a deaf ear.

… On the other side...

"Oh? Is this where the strongest of you humans gather? Nice view. ”

Following Zhao Aotian to the Gate of the Battle King, Zheng Kun put his hands in his pockets and looked at everything around him with a new expression.

"You humans?"

Zhao Aotian looked at Zheng Kun behind him strangely.

Zheng Kun shrugged: "I mean we humans. ”

Zhao Aotian's eyes wrinkled.

What a strange guy, worthy of Zheng Qian's brother.

It is said that his pair of hanging erlangs with his hands in his pockets and high and low feet should be in a standing posture, which is really carved out of the same mold as Zheng Qian.

"By the way, what do you usually do?" Zheng Kun sat on the edge of the artificial lake with a smile, asked while looking around, as if he was full of curiosity about everything.

Zhao Aotian sighed and picked up the weapon rack that was blown down by the wind: "Recently, everyone has been astigmatized, otherwise it is to point out the disciples, review some business documents, and cultivate by yourself when you are free." ”

"Really?"

Zheng Kun was a little puzzled: "What is a disciple?" ”

"I don't know?"

"I grew up living in a foreign country."

"No, no, no, even foreign countries ......" Zhao Aotian thought about it and felt that he shouldn't deny him, it was too rude, so he changed his words and explained: "It's a relatively weak person who wants to become strong, so he follows me to learn." ”

"In short, the weakling?" Zheng Kun's smile narrowed by three points.

Zhao Aotian nodded: "Although it's a little different, that's probably what it means." ”

This made Zheng Kun even more curious: "It's really strange, you are the strongest, why don't you think about how to surpass the stronger, but waste time teaching the weak to become stronger?" ”

This made Zhao Aotian even more puzzled.

What country did this thing live in before? Why don't you even have such a little common sense?

"Because we are human beings, the important thing is not the individual, but the collective, we can't be complacent just because we are strong, everyone grows up through learning, and naturally we have the obligation to pass on what we have learned to the next generation."

"Huh? Is it? ”

When Zheng Kun heard this, his eyes were full of confusion.

He muttered in a voice that only he could hear, "Humans are strange creatures, but they are also more interesting than I thought. ”

Instead, he patted his ass and jumped off the artificial lake: "So, Zhao Ditian, what do you want me to do?" ”

"It's Zhao Aotian."

Zhao Aotian rolled his eyes: "Well, the first day you came, and you were Lao Zheng's brother, theoretically you should be allowed to adapt to the environment first."

But I'm going to open the door the day after tomorrow and hire again.

If you don't mind, how about cleaning up with me for the next two days? ”

Zheng Kun raised his eyebrows.

Oh?

Is it hygienic?

Good! I love this human!

Damn, I've been thinking since I walked in the door, it's a mess here, and if this human doesn't clean it up right away, I'm going to think about whether I'm going to kill him.

Unexpectedly...

Hehe, good, good, very good.

Zheng Kun's heart is a million comforts at the moment.

Even Zheng Qian didn't know that Zheng Kun actually had a heavy cleanliness habit.

It doesn't matter in the Demon God Realm, after all, the rest index of the Demon God Realm is too low, and the dust is actually "fictional" in nature, a product of imagination, not a real existence.

So in the Demon God Realm, it doesn't matter if Zheng Kun is dirty.

But the human world is different.

The rest index of the human world is the most standard .0, in the human world, in addition to the sole of the shoe, even if Zheng Kun is stained with a piece of dust, he may tremble on the spot.

"It's a tasteful choice, Zhao Ditian, I like you very much."

"Uh, no, my name is Zhao Aotian."

Before Zhao Aotian could react, he saw Zheng Kun wave his hand, and he didn't know where he took out two sets of brand-new aprons, sleeve covers, head wraps, as well as four rags and two large buckets.

Zheng Kun, who had a gloomy temperament, suddenly became full of interest.

"Leave it to me outside, dick, you go indoors."

As he spoke, Zheng Kun threw half of the tools to Zhao Aotian and ran to the faucet to fetch water.

Looking at the tools in his hand, Zhao Aotian was puzzled for a while.

Why did this guy suddenly become hotter than Bo Renchuan?

"By the way, my name is Zhao Aotian, did you mean it?"

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