Chapter 1 Bear's Heart, Leopard's Gall Soup, and Wolf's Heart, Dog's Lung
Good news! Great news!
The people of Chang'an in the second year of Zhenguan smiled happily and ran to tell each other: Liang Baoyu, a famous prodigal son in Chang'an, was smashed into a fool by a bolt!
Deserve!
It is said that it is the young Princess Gaoyang who eliminates the harm for the people...... It's really a heroine among women!
What? Princess Gaoyang is Liang Laoba's daughter-in-law?
The princess killed her relatives in righteousness, and she really didn't let her eyebrows!
The clouds in the Liang Mansion were gloomy, and Liang Laoba's father, Hou Liang Jianfang of Cangwu County, looked up at the sky speechlessly.
I was born and died with His Majesty to fight all my life, I don't know if the killing was too heavy, which led to the difficulty of the heir, and after giving birth to seven daughters in a row, I looked forward to a son, but now I was smashed into a fool by my daughter-in-law who didn't pass through the door......
"Master Hou, little Master Hou, he started talking nonsense again!"
"Master Hou, little Master Hou has to burn a brazier in the flower hall to raise maggots!"
"Master Hou, the little Lord Hou poured all the fine wine in the house into a cauldron with a cover and boiled, costing countless amounts of money!"
Hou Liang Jianfang of Cangwu County, who rushed over in the sea of corpses and blood, sighed, it's just that, if your son wants to mess around, let him mess around, it's better to be stupid than dead!
Where is the son...... That is clearly the lifeblood of my old Liang!
Liang Baoyu, who was directing the subordinates in the palace to increase the temperature of the brazier in the flower hall, looked at the maggots in the porcelain basin covered by the gauze that kept wriggling, fat and white, and secretly thought to himself, raising maggots is enough for ancient people, right? Distilling high-grade liquor, it's enough to lose, right?
I don't believe it, if you do such a disgusting and ruined thing, Your Majesty will marry Princess Gaoyang to herself!
More than ten days ago, Liang Laoba and a group of nobles and nobles traveled together, somehow they arrived at Daxingshan Temple, and met the palace team that went to worship the Buddha, and under the instigation of a group of fox friends and dog friends, Liang Baoyu, a famous prodigal son in Chang'an City, blocked his fiancΓ©e Princess Gaoyang in a no-man's room......
The young Gao Yang son was spicy, and the little man picked up the deadbolt with both hands and smashed Liang Laoba directly!
Liang Laoba, who was carried back to the Houfu in Cangwu County, survived for three days and died, and the 21st century medical soldier Liang Baoyu occupied the body of the second generation of officials in the early Tang Dynasty.
Just arrived in Datang, Liang Baoyu with the same name is still very satisfied with his new identity, the son of Liang Jianfang, the general of Cangwu County and the Marquis of Youwu, the noble status and the top gentleman, think about it with your toes, you know how happy the future will be!
His cheap dad is a rare evergreen tree in the Tang Dynasty, although it is not as famous as the longevity of King Lu Cheng, but the history books record that in the fourth year of Xianqing, that is, in 659 AD, Lao Liang also participated in the Eastern Expedition to Goryeo, and he was very brave, enough to bless himself with decades of wealth.
But it shouldn't be, history played a joke with Liang Baoyu, two years ago, Lao Liang cheekily begged His Majesty to marry him, and married Princess Gaoyang, who was supposed to marry Fang Xuanling's son Fang Yuai, to Liang Laoba!
Can anyone climb Princess Gaoyang?
This Princess Gaoyang, who is regarded as a pioneer of women's rights by some people in later generations, will have an affair with the debate monk in the future, and will even take revenge for love after the debate monk is cut in half, and choose to rebel!
What was the end of the rebellion in the early Tang Dynasty, it is clearly written in the history books, Fang Xuanling is such a bullish character, and in the end, the Fang family was also beheaded by Princess Gaoyang!
Divorce, must divorce!
This is no longer a matter of hat color, this is a matter of life and death for hundreds of members of the Lao Liang family!
But if you want to get out of the princess's marriage, how can it be so easy?
As soon as Liang Baoyu made this request to the cheap father, he was ruthlessly suppressed.
Therefore, Liang Baoyu, who did not want to be exterminated by the raid of his family, decided to pretend to be crazy and let His Majesty Li Er take the initiative to dissolve the marriage contract!
As the son of heaven, you will never be willing to marry your daughter to a fool, right?
As for his own cheap dad...... Dad, you listen to the persuasion, Princess Gaoyang is too fierce, our old Liang family can't grasp it!
After that, Liang Baoyu chattered, and when he saw people, he said that he was accepted as an apprentice by the white-bearded old fairy in the three days when he fainted, and taught a lot of immortal arts, and successfully created the image of a fool, but there was a word in the palace that although Liang Baoyu, the commander of the horses, acted frivolously, Princess Gaoyang was too heavy, and the two offset each other, so they were not pursued......
Your Majesty...... It's also about people!
Helpless, Liang Baoyu could only start raising maggots...... Go crazy and be thorough, and it will always make Your Majesty change his mind!
"Little Hou Ye, this is warm bran, it's best to feed maggots!"
The dog-legged follower Laifu smiled sneeringly, hunched over and held the basin with both hands and sent it to Liang Baoyu.
"Well, thank you."
Liang Baoyu, who was thinking about his heart, subconsciously said thank you, it's a bad thing!
Sure enough, I saw that Laifu's face was first shocked, then sad, and finally began to jump to his feet and shout: "Come on!" The little marquis's madness has been committed again! Fast...... Give him the medicine! β
"No, I'm not sick......"
"If you don't get sick, can you thank the villain? Hurry up and fill the medicine! β
Without waiting for Liang Baoyu to explain, a few majestic old men rushed in outside the door, all of them were veterans who survived the battle formation, and they were the guards of the cheap father!
The five old men have a clear division of labor and skillful movements, four lock Liang Baoyu's body, one picks up a basin-sized soup bowl, and pours the thick medicinal juice inside into Liang Baoyu's mouth, tons and tons!
Bitter, spicy, fishy...... This taste is like the life of a poor person who has been trampled on the bottom of the mud and rotted!
Hiccup, drink up!
Blessing of dog day! Quacks for dog days!
This is the sequelae of pretending to be crazy, the prescription prescribed by Huang Lunchang, a famous doctor in Chang'an: bear heart leopard bile soup and wolf heart dog lung powder.
Is this medicine for serious people?
Once Liang Baoyu behaves differently from before, he will be poured into a bowl, and the amount will be full!
"Dog thing!"
It's like Liang Baoyu, who was six months pregnant, kicked on Laifu's body and directly kicked the kid over.
"Drink the medicine, and the little marquis's madness will be cured! Huang Lunchang is really a miracle doctor! β
The kicked Rifle was not only not uncomfortable, but cried with joy, the little marquis used to scold and beat his subordinates, kicking himself, proving that the madness was suppressed!
The five old men nodded at the same time, uh-huh, what a miracle doctor!
You guys...... Cheap or not?
"Old eight, what are you doing again?"
A majestic figure appeared from outside the door, directly kicked the Rifle who was blocking the way aside, and walked into the flower hall with a tiger, "Hey, brother, let's not play with maggots, this thing is dirty, it will spread epidemics!" β
Yu Chi Baolin, the eldest son of the door god Yu Chi Gong, was carved out of the same mold as his father, eight feet tall and eight feet waistline, with a black tiger beard on his face, and a real black iron tower.
Cheap dad Liang Jianfang and door god Wei Chi Gong are lifelong friendships, Liang Baoyu is Lao Liang's only seedling life, Yu Chi Baolin is more concerned about him than his own brother!
Holding Liang Baoyu who was holding his stomach with one hand, Yu Chi Baolin walked out of the flower hall.
"Look, old eight, this is the treasure medicine that the brothers found for you, keep drinking the medicine, and you can be cured of your madness!"
There were two big carts parked in the backyard, piled up with a black bear, a leopard and a wild wolf, all of which had just been slaughtered, and they were still steaming, and there was a big black dog with an outstretched tongue on the wheel!
Next to the car, there were several famous gentlemen in Chang'an City, all of whom looked at Liang Baoyu with a big bag on his head with a worried face.
I thank you for your ancestors!
"Eighth child, you have to get better quickly, the bereaved love has been opened up in the arms for the treasure hunting medicine!"
Li Ke, the king of Shu, pointed to Fang Yiai, who was hanging from his arms, "This guy was almost scratched to death by a leopard's paw!" β
Looking at Fang Yiai, who was simply bandaged and smirked, Liang Baoyu secretly decided in his heart, forgive you for throwing the scourge of Gao Yang into our old Liang family's revenge!
"I'll see, I haven't seen a leopard scratch yet!"
Liang Baoyu keenly found that Fang Yiai's stupid child's shoulder injury had not been dealt with properly, and a lot of blood oozed from the silk that served as a bandage, "Hey, such a long wound?" If you don't deal with it, I'm afraid you'll be disabled in the future! β
"Eighth child, I'm fine, I'll find a doctor later."
Fang Yi loves to laugh honestly.
"No! Cure it now, you have to stitch it up! β
Everyone changed color at the same time, and the eighth child began to go crazy again!