Chapter Twenty-Eight: I Lost Your Pants
Fifty paces away from the earthen walls, an earthen platform for viewing the ceremony was built early, and a group of military bigwigs greeted each other and walked up.
The gentlemen were a little far away, and they didn't see it too clearly, and Liang Baoyu only recognized a few familiar veterans.
Cheng Biting Jin, Yu Chigong, Niu Jinda, Chai Shao and other bigwigs in Chang'an City were all present, and there was an old hooligan who was arguing with people with evil deeds, standing up and swinging his hips and doing obscene actions without any shame, oh, that was Liu Hongji.
The person in charge of demonstrating the new gunpowder weapon was the soldier of Qianniuwei, a long bamboo pole nearly two meters long and thick with a bowl mouth on his shoulder, hiss, this special meow charge is a bit scary!
"Hehe, Uncle Yongxing, all the talents, you stay here and take a slow look, our family still has errands, so we will retire first."
Wei Taizhong, who received the perfume, smiled kindly, and bowed his hand to Liang Baoyu and Zhong Xuan, and planned to leave.
In the slightest, most of them were a little afraid, not only turned sideways to avoid the old eunuch's bow, but also hurriedly returned the salute.
Liang Baoyu, who was frowning, grabbed Wei Taizhong, pulled the old eunuch aside, and asked in a low voice, "Has Your Majesty also arrived here today?" ”
Wei Taizhong's face turned cold subconsciously, and then instantly turned back to a kind face: "Uncle Yongxing, although we have some friendship, we can ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”
"Lord Ben has a bullshit relationship with you! Let me tell you, I don't think this new weapon is necessarily stable, let Your Majesty watch it from a distance, understand? ”
Wei Taizhong arched his hand at Liang Baoyu with a serious expression and left in a hurry.
A bunch of gentlemen are used to laughing and playing on weekdays, but in this test site where the big guys gather and are heavily defended, they are all turned into good babies, waiting to see the new weapons with wide eyes.
After a short delay, an order was given on the viewing platform, and the soldiers of Qianniuwei carried a big bamboo pole into the venue.
In a group of four, the bamboo pole was equipped with an iron ring, and the top was a sharp and sharp iron spear head, and the soldiers shouted the trumpet to charge quickly, and before Liang Baoyu and a group of gentlemen could react, the big bamboo pole was directly and deeply slammed into the earthen wall used for demonstration!
It was only at this time that Liang Baoyu realized that those earthen walls were all made according to the proportions of the city wall, and there must have been bricks and stones in them!
The four soldiers finished their charge and turned to run, then fell into the dirt pit twenty meters away.
Rumble!
The flames rose with thick smoke!
Trembling under my feet!
Liang Baoyu subconsciously made a standard prostrate posture, and a bunch of gentlemen were all dumbfounded, and some even had outrageous symptoms such as crooked mouths, oblique drooling, etc.
Broken soil, gravel, and broken bamboo pieces flew all over the sky, but the second group of soldiers did not see it, carrying a large bamboo pole and plunging into the smoke and dust......
And so on and so forth, and the presentation is over.
The smoke and dust completely covered the test site, and a group of veterans on the viewing platform sat steadily one by one, Liang Baoyu was sighing in his heart, worthy of being a fierce man who followed His Majesty to end the troubled times, and watching the blasting performance without safety measures at such a close distance can be as stable as Mount Tai, it is really a model for us!
But with the expansion of smoke and dust, countless dust and gravel floated onto the viewing platform, adding a thick layer of camouflage to the veterans, Liang Baoyu understood that God is as stable as Mount Tai, and Quan Temeow is stupid!
"Ahem, ahem, Ji Guogong, Ji Guogong, let's go, let's go forward and take a look!"
"Yes, yes, let's go see what is going on with that earthen wall!"
"Hahahaha, with this sharp weapon, the world is in the hands of my Datang!"
A group of disgraced old men rushed to the blasting site despite the obstruction of the officials of the Ministry of Works.
There is no earth wall, and a big crater has been blown up on the ground!
This amount of charge is not much worse than killing all the veterans!
The gentlemen, who didn't have any psychological construction, sat down on the ground, and then Cheng Chumo began to giggle.
As if it would be contagious, everyone else began to laugh strangely, as if the mental hospital was holding a meeting.
"I love you to pee your pants."
Liang Baoyu sat cross-legged, full of kind reminders.
The satisfied gentlemen were discovered by the officials of the Ministry of Industry and all of them were driven out of the test site, and a group of people were disgraced but full of interest, babbling nonsense about their excitement and excitement.
Really, a child who has never seen a cannon battle suddenly sees a blasting scene, or three explosions in a row, how can he not go crazy?
Before leaving, Wei Taizhong hurriedly arrived, saying that since Yongxingbo had sneaked out, he should hurry back to work in agriculture.
What I'm so excited about is the superintendent not willing to go to work?
Naturally, he couldn't say what His Majesty Li Er said, Liang Baoyu led a group of gentlemen straight back to Liangjiazhuang, and sent back Laifu who had been waiting outside the test site in advance, so that the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law in Zhuangzi could hide first......
The Liang family Zhuangzi is the basic plate of the old Liang family, and the gentlemen are all Liang Baoyu's brothers who know the roots, and they will definitely not allow the drama of veterans angrily beheading the little hooligans.
When I arrived at the Liang family Zhuangzi, a group of gentlemen were invited into the Liang Mansion, and all kinds of new dishes that I had never seen were served like flowing water, and the distilled high wine was sent over to the altar, and in a blink of an eye, the old Liang family became a black smoke and miasma.
The woks were tossed out by Liang Baoyu, and the cooking method of stir-frying was praised by the gentlemen.
As for the seasoning or something, the pharmacy is more sufficient, and Laifu went to the pharmacy in Chang'an City to buy goods, and at the beginning, there were guys who stopped him and persuaded him, what compatibility and what main and auxiliary are all wrong, don't eat people's lives.
When Laifu blew up his home, the guy not only shut up, but also took it upon himself to give a lot of ...... for the owner I, Liang Baoyu, accumulate virtue and do good deeds on weekdays, and this discount is what this lord deserves!
After a lively night, I had another wine at noon the next day, and a bunch of gentlemen went back to Chang'an City crookedly.
Liang Baoyu cleaned up, and also secretly moved back to the Hou Mansion of Cangwu County, and all the stewards stayed in Liangjiazhuang, only bringing Laifu and a few clever descendants in Zhuangzi, a low-key mess, like a thief.
Under the care of the young eunuch Niu Jianhu, the study of agriculture was well organized, and more than a dozen agricultural experts from the Tang Dynasty were dispatched from all over the country, which greatly increased Liang Baoyu's confidence to make new contributions and withdraw from the marriage as soon as possible.
"You are all capable talents, and I can't compare with this anointed beam hakama who doesn't distinguish between grains."
The first time the agricultural conference was held, Liang Baoyu, the superintendent, put his posture very low, don't be afraid, this lord doesn't eat people! "What skills do you have, although you are in agriculture, I don't know much about anything else as a superintendent, but I am familiar with the matter of asking for money and food!"
The eyes of the agricultural experts lit up instantly!
Hehe, technical talents, even those of the Tang Dynasty, are very easy to deal with.