Get a few girls to relieve boredom? It is worthy of the old color batch that gave birth to more than ten younger brothers and sisters after Li Er ascended the throne!

You're talking about light!

I have one up and down in this agronomy, except for the maggot sprouts that have mothers, the rest are all old men!

Even in my family, because of your scourge granddaughter, all of them use male servants, and my Liang Laoba is as guarded as jade, which is not something that an old rascal like you can imagine!

"Emperor Taishang, you are embarrassing the kid, this silkworm room is the most clean, and we are wearing protective clothing when we go in and out...... Why don't I think of a way to relieve your old boredom? ”

"Hey, what means to use it quickly, and when the old man comes, he will forget which green onion Zhu Yi is!"

There are too many ways to deal with a retired old man of the Tang Dynasty!

As soon as mahjong came out, Li Yuan was immediately addicted to it!

"Chicken!"

"Five cylinders!"

"Huh!"

The crisp sound of mahjong sounded in agronomy, day and night!

"Emperor Taishang, although this mahjong is good, you also have to pay attention to rest, after all, it is still in the postoperative recovery period, and it is not good to be too tired...... Hey, bumper bumper, don't you listen to this if you touch it! ”

"Monkey cub, are you in a hurry? Why are young people so uncomposed? Okay, the old man will tell you about Zhu Yi, the dog thief. ”

Emperor Li Yuan's narration, the first half is no different from what Niu Jianhu said, Zhu Wei raised troops, never ran the place, but swept all over the place like a rogue, first ate the grain and grass in every place, and then fed on people, and his subordinates and soldiers were all the same, and even developed various cooking techniques, which is really worthy of the title of the demon king.

After the defeat, Zhu Wei surrendered to the Tang army, and His Majesty Li Er, the commander at the time, ordered that Zhu Ji's troops should be killed!

Regardless of whether it is a general or a soldier, but whoever has eaten human flesh, one will kill one, and two will kill a pair...... These guys can't be considered human anymore, they're evil spirits, they're beasts.

But Zhu Wei was still thinking about it before he died, saying that he was abandoned by his teacher and failed to become an immortal in the end.

"Become an immortal? This evil spirit is afraid that he has been deceived. ”

As a materialist warrior, Liang Baoyu laughed when he heard the word "immortal".

"I was really deceived...... Maybe it's used as a pig and dog for experiments, just like the Qiang people you use to practice your hands in agriculture......"

Li Yuan had something to say, his eyes were full of deep meaning, Liang Baoyu couldn't laugh, "At that time, I found an unnamed book from Zhu Ji, and some shocking words were written in it...... In that book, it is said that cannibalism can absorb people's essence and blood, and if you accumulate enough, you can become an immortal! ”

"This is absolutely a fallacy!"

The grandson Simiao opened his mouth to retort, "I don't know how many hardships this land has gone through, and cannibalism has not happened for nothing, why don't you see those cannibals become immortals?" ”

It was also mentioned in that book, saying that there was too little food and insufficient blood accumulation...... Therefore, Zhu Wei ate more than 300 people...... His own concubines, sons, and generals, he eats them all! ”

Li Yuan continued to break the news, "When he was caught, Zhu Wei could no longer be regarded as a human being, his eyes were red, and he was irritable and irritable like a beast...... Hehehe, the demon king who stirred up the world turned out to be just a doll that some people used to test the content of that book, boy, you say it's ridiculous? ”

I think it's not funny, it's not funny at all!

Liang Baoyu understood why Lu Zi'an was biting him so hard, and he also figured out why the old dog asked if his surgical skills were passed down from Zhu Yi.

Cheng Xian, hehehe, for the family of gate valves that have been inherited for thousands of years, only Cheng Xian can make them so eager that they get carried away!

To put it mildly, even if it is a royal family today, in the eyes of a gate valve family like Lu Zi'an, it is just like that!

The wealthy family of Shandong repaired the surname hierarchy and ranked the Li family of the imperial family below, which aroused the anger of His Majesty Li Er...... It's no secret!

They look down on the royal family in their hearts, look down on the current emperor, and are not even willing to marry the royal family...... thinks that it is tarnishing the noble blood of his own family.

Such a guy who has no one in his eyes, only Cheng Xian will interest them, and only an ethereal thing like Cheng Xian will make them ......

The lies I made up in order to pretend to be crazy finally believed by someone, which is good.

It's this immortal master, what kind of resounding name should he give his old man?

"It's nothing if a person is bad, but it's stupid and bad and has some ability, which is terrible."

Liang Baoyu naturally avoided the topic of Zhu Yi, as long as the matter was understood, he continued to talk in depth...... He was afraid that Emperor Li Yuan would consult how to become an immortal, "Huh? Self-touching! ”

The five people present, Liang Baoyu, Li Yuan, Sun Simiao, Niu Jianhu who played cards, plus Huang Lunchang, a rebel who was serving tea and pouring water on the side, all became lively again, focusing on the game, as if Zhu Wei had never existed.

After more than half a month of recovery, the emperor was finally able to return to the palace, and when he left the agricultural school, he not only took away a pair of ivory carved mahjong, but also took away a cart of watermelons, saying that he was picked by Liang Baoyu......

Liang Baoyu devoted himself to the weapon innovation project in the workshop of the Ministry of Industry, the previous time the Ministry of Industry tested the gunpowder weapon, although it was full of power but there were many flaws, the focus of the Tang Dynasty's current campaign was on the grassland, and there were not so many walls on the grassland for people to blast.

"Implement the standard parts regulations! Do you understand the standard parts? Dog-like things, why are you so stupid? ”

In the workshop, Yongxing Boliang Baoyu roared loudly, and the officials of the Ministry of Industry lowered their heads like quails and were scolded, "How did you get into the Ministry of Industry?" Ji Guogong collected your family's money? Idiot, you, just you, are you unconvinced? Lao Tzu kicked you to death! ”

Yongxing Bo is temperamental, short-tempered, and it has become the norm to beat and scold officials and craftsmen at every turn, and everyone has long been accustomed to this mode of getting along.

Under the impetus of Liang Baoyu, the Ministry of Industry Shangshu Jiguo Gong Duan Lun wrote a letter, asking for a unified unit of measurement, based on the length of His Majesty's forearm, called one meter.

Bang Xiang of the sycophant shot, Li Erlong Yan Dayue, the effect is also leveraged, the Ministry of Industry tried to explode new weapons again in the secret base outside the city a few years ago, long-range!

"Eighth child, worthy of you, you can bring your brothers in to see the test explosion!"

"Yes, yes, the last time the Ministry of Industry tested the explosion, it was comparable to the sky falling apart, and this time it must be a step further!"

"Be honest, there are a lot of big people today, don't make trouble for the eight."

A group of gentlemen gathered in the test field, one by one they were very excited, Liang Baoyu stood in the crowd with a big thorn to accept the praise, and his triumphant appearance made people want to go up and kick it.

"Brothers, silence, it's about to begin...... No, isn't that an eight-bull crossbow? ”