90. The role of the matchmaker
People passing by came and went, and soon he attracted the attention of quite a few people.
Soon, the target he was waiting for appeared.
A fat woman in a Luo skirt walked towards Qixia Temple.
Zhang Muzhi skimmed it away with his spare eyes, there was a mole under the corner of the fat woman's mouth, and her demeanor was exactly the same as the old man described in the letter.
"That's her!" Zhang Muzhi said secretly.
He saw the right moment, and a fake fell in front of the matchmaker.
He clutched the sign that hung around his neck and read "Sell yourself to bury your father".
"Ouch, where did you come from, stinky beggar!" The matchmaker's slender and shrill voice was very disgusting.
She quickly grabbed the embroidered handkerchief in her hand and covered it to her mouth.
"Big big ......" Zhang Muzhi stumbled and pretended to be very nervous.
"What's big? Where do you look? The matchmaker hurriedly dodged.
"Sister, I'm sorry! I haven't eaten in three days, and I don't have any strength at all! Zhang Muzhi slowly got up.
The matchmaker glanced down at him, and Zhang Muzhi also slowly raised his head.
The matchmaker, who was still very angry, instantly relaxed her frowning brows when she saw Zhang Muzhi's disguised face.
Zhang Muzhi was wearing a long shirt with half a sleeve missing, so the strong biceps on his body instantly attracted the attention of the matchmaker.
After all, who would refuse a boy who is fit, powerful, and has a handsome face!
"Ah, little brother. Why did you end up here? ”
The matchmaker couldn't help but look at him a few more times after seeing the sign on his body, and then picked up a handkerchief to cover the corners of her mouth.
It's just that the action of swallowing saliva is still not covered.
"This kind-hearted eldest sister, when my relatives died, I was penniless, so I had to sell my body to bury my father, so that he could be buried in peace!"
"Oh, what a wretch!"
As she spoke, the matchmaker crouched down and stepped forward to wipe his biceps.
Zhang Muzhi pretended to be reserved and tugged at his clothes and said, "Eldest sister, men and women can't kiss each other, not to mention that I haven't been married yet!" ”
As soon as she heard that the person in front of her who betrayed her father was still a child, the matchmaker's eyes lit up, as if she had found some treasure.
"Little brother, how much silver do you need to sell yourself to bury your father?"
"One or two will do, buy him a straw mat to wrap around, and then buy some paper money to burn it!" Zhang Muzhi looked at the matchmaker and said, "Eldest sister, do you want to buy me back to work?" ”
"I may have worked, I can chop wood and carry water, cook rice and soup, plough land and build walls!"
"No, no, no, I don't need any of that!" The matchmaker looked at him with a smile and said, "I'll give three taels of silver, can you see it?" ”
"Three taels, you don't need so much!" Zhang Muyi said with a humble face.
"And you don't have to do all that dirty work!" The matchmaker couldn't help but look Zhang Muzhi up and down, "By the way, I don't know what your name is!" ”
"I ...... My name is Chu Zhongtian! ”
"Little brother, what are you nervous about? Sister won't eat you again! The matchmaker continued to get closer, without the slightest dislike from before.
"Eldest sister, you give three taels of silver, what do I want me to do?" Zhang Muzhi said in a panic, "If it's illegal, I won't do it." I...... I'm very timid! ”
"Don't worry, my sister won't let you do bad things!" The matchmaker touched his face with a smile and said, "Sister will make sure you won't be happy when you get to your sister!" ”
"Eldest sister, what are you going to let me do?" Zhang Muzhi looked at the matchmaker with a simple face.
The matchmaker's heart is happy at the moment, and this kind of shyness is right for her appetite.
What's more, he's still a beautiful man.
"Don't worry!" The matchmaker said, "You come here with your ears, and my sister will tell you!" ”
Zhang Muzhi leaned over in disbelief, and the matchmaker muttered a few words in his ear.
He instantly pretended to be flustered and waved his hand, "This, this, this is absolutely unacceptable!" ”
"Why can't this work? Doesn't your sign say sell your body to bury your father? ”
"Yes...... But that's not what I meant! ”
"What does that mean?" When the matchmaker saw that the soft one didn't work, she came to use some tough measures.
"You've been here for a few days, is anyone willing to buy you?"
"I'm telling you, except for my wife, I'm willing to buy you, no one wants to buy you!"
"Aren't you going to sell yourself to bury your father? If you go in a few days, this man will stink! The matchmaker turned around and was about to leave.
The matchmaker turned her head and stretched out her fingers to count down to three-two-one.
"Good sister, don't go! If you're gone, no one will want to give this money! Zhang Muzhi's pleading tone made the matchmaker secretly refreshed.
The matchmaker was triumphant, thinking that dealing with a boy like you is not a hand-holding.
"What? After figuring it out, do you know that you can enjoy it with your sister? ”
The matchmaker turned around, and the fat face was really disgusting when she smiled.
"Figured it out, figured it out!" Zhang Muzhi hurriedly got up and stepped forward.
"I knew you were a dutiful person!" The matchmaker took out three taels of silver from her hand and handed it to him, "Let's go, go back with me first, and then you will do your business tomorrow." ”
The matchmaker did not enter Qixia Temple, and returned directly with Zhang Muzhi the same way.
"Chu Zhongtian, you will go back and wash your body later!" The matchmaker reminded, "Remember to wash twice!" ”
"When you wash it for the second time, you have to call my sister to come along, my sister's back can't reach it, you have to help my sister rub it!"
Looking at Zhang Muzhi's blushing face, the matchmaker pinched his waist again, and he immediately dodged.
The matchmaker was secretly happy in her heart, but she didn't expect to go out today and pick up a treasure back.
The matchmaker giggled as she walked, as if she was making up the picture of playing in the water with him.
"Sister, can I go buy a decent dress first, so that my sister can look more pleasing to the eye!" Zhang Muzhi reminded.
"That's right!" The matchmaker immediately said, "This sister Qian is out, let's go buy clothes first!" ”
Soon, the two bought a fitting dress at a tailor's shop.
"Well, that's a lot of color!" The matchmaker swallowed and said, "Hurry up, hurry up and let's go back!" ”
"Wait, sister!" Zhang Muzhi came to a fruit stall and bought a few oranges with a few copper plates donated by passers-by.
When he was about to walk to the door of the matchmaker's house, Zhang Muzhi spoke.
"Sister, I see that your mouth is dry and swallows saliva all the way, you eat oranges!" Zhang Muzhi personally peeled an orange for the matchmaker.
"Okay, well, it's a little dry!" The matchmaker smiled again.
"I'll tear off this thin layer of skin on the orange for you!" Zhang Muzhi gently stuffed a few gravel-like things in his nails into the oranges.
The matchmaker just had one petal and then two more petals were stuffed in.
At this time, there are still quite a few pedestrians on the road.
After a while, the matchmaker suddenly grabbed her throat and looked at Zhang Muzhi with wide eyes.
"Bang-"
The matchmaker fell to the ground in response, attracting many onlookers.
That's what he wants, and the matchmaker is just the first step in his plan!
Zhang Muzhi immediately squatted down to check, and then cried bitterly and said, "Second aunt, what's wrong with you?" Don't scare me! ”