Chapter 1: If I continue to cultivate, I may die
[Hint: The host has been reborn, as long as you call the system Daddy, you can get the invincible BUFF and turn on the Musou mode.] 】
[Is it loaded into the system?] 】
What's that?
Su Yishan's head was groggy, and he heard a mechanical synthesis voice that was pressing.
"The nest is a tender stack!! What stupid system? Looking for scolding at the beginning, right? Your dad and I still need a system for rebirth?! Who to look down on? ”
[The host despises the system, the system will punish the host, and all the causes and effects that happen to the host will be reversed! 】
“???!!” Su Yishan is full of question marks, what kind of garbage system, don't need it, it still gives punishment, and rushes up with a dead face?
Su Yishan frowned, slowly opened his eyes, and his mind was a little clearer.
Countless strange and familiar memories poured in, and he was stupid.
He was reborn, and he was back in his senior year of high school, but the whole world had changed dramatically.
Global catastrophe, all kinds of ferocious and terrifying beasts swept the land, countless gods and ghosts from ancient times came, and even the college entrance examination was a test of cultivation and actual combat ability.
An era of cultivating immortals for all!!
I'm going to have a big slot!
What did the system just say?
CALL DADDY TO GET THE INVINCIBLE BUFF?
"That...... system, you're still ......"
[The punishment has come and cannot be changed, and the host's desire to become stronger by calling Daddy has failed.] 】
"Hehe, am I the kind of person who calls a garbage system dad just to get stronger?"
Su Yishan looked around and saw that the students in the classroom were all sitting on the futon, all with their hearts facing the sky, all cultivating.
His whole body was numb.
In a trance, a piece of chalk hit his head with unmistakable accuracy.
"Hiss-" Su Yishan covered his head and looked towards the podium, the reborn campus must be smashed with chalk, right?
I saw Zheng Xingzhong, the head teacher of middle school, staring at him with a pair of eyes, and he didn't speak, pointing at him with one hand from afar.
Su Yishan and Lao Zheng looked at each other.
Su Yishan raised his eyebrows: "......"
"......" Lao Zheng's eyes widened under the thick glasses, and his fingers swayed up and down, full of warning.
Silence is better than sound at this point.
Su Yishan finally came back to his senses and glanced at the contents on the blackboard.
That's right!
Practice!
As a reborn, he has more experience and a mind beyond his current age, and even if he doesn't have an invincible system, he can still sweep his peers.
Su Yishan also has two sets of exercises that he has learned in his memory, "Nine Years of Ascending to Immortals" and "Three Years of War God Record".
Listening to the name, it is a, and it is an immortal and a god of war, in fact, it is the most basic course, and almost every student has learned it.
"Nine Years of Ascending to the Immortal Decision" is the practice of cultivating the qi of the dantian, and "Three Years of War God Record" is some of the tricks used in fighting.
Su Yishan closed his eyes, relied on his memory, and like the people in the class, he began to practice "Nine Years of Ascending to the Immortals".
Lao Zheng saw Su Yishan's movements, and finally put away his hand, but his brows were tightly locked.
When Su Yishan, the kid first ascended, he was practicing qi, he was in his third year of high school, and he was still practicing qi, you must know that Wang Yu, who was the second-to-last in the class, was already practicing qi, and there were only ten days left in the college entrance examination, and Su Yishan was basically gone.
Forget it, after the college entrance examination, help him find a job moving bricks, and he can barely support himself.
[Cause and effect begin to convert. 】
[Detected that the host is cultivating, the cultivation is -10, and the current cultivation is 80.] 】
[Detected that the host is cultivating, the cultivation is -10, and the current cultivation is 70.] 】
“……”
As soon as Su Yishan started to cultivate, he heard the sound of the system non-stop, and at this moment, his mentality exploded!
The more you cultivate, the more your cultivation falls, and this is still a yarn!
Give up the treatment, okay!
Su Yishan opened his eyes, put his shoulders on his shoulders, and looked at Lao Zheng weakly.
Lao Zheng was stunned, Su Yishan looked at him like he was going to die, was it provocative?
The next moment, Su Yishan was even more simply, lying back directly, the whole person was lying on the ground, come on, you can take any position you want.
In short, destroy!
Lao Zheng was also afraid of affecting the cultivation of other students, so he slowly walked down from the podium and kicked Su Yishan's thigh.
"Ahh Su Yishan exhaled in pain.
[Attacked, CON +1, Current CON 23]
"Huh?" After Su Yishan finished shouting, he sat up suddenly, this causal transformation seems to be a little wrong!
It seems that the beating will become stronger?
But why do I still feel pain after being beaten?
If it was really a reversal of the polarities, shouldn't he scream comfortably after being beaten?
BUG!
There's a bug!
"You come out for me!" Lao Zheng shouted in a low voice, and then walked out of the classroom.
Su Yishan followed out with some excitement, he seriously doubted that he would become a shaker.
Some classmates were disturbed, opened their eyes, and glanced at Su Yishan with disdain, it was really uncomfortable to have such a black sheep in the class, they didn't cultivate, and they also bothered others.
"Su Yishan, what is your attitude?" After Lao Zheng led Su Yishan into the office, he finally couldn't help it, "During class time, if you don't practice well, what do you want to do?" ”
"I want to be beaten!" Su Yishan tilted his neck and stared at Lao Zheng, with a little expectation in his eyes.
"......" Lao Zheng pulled the corners of his mouth and plucked his ears, he even suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, and asked, "What did you say?" I didn't hear clearly. ”
Su Yishan sighed, at this time, he could only be forced to accept his shaking physique, raised his neck, and said, "Come on!" Hit me! ”
There were many teachers from other classes sitting in the office, and at this time, the entire office was silent, and all eyes fell on Su Yishan.
It's the first time they've seen such an arrogant student.
"I ......" Lao Zheng clenched his fists, as an immortal cultivator who practiced Qi Nine Strengths, at this moment, he really couldn't help but punch this little soul lightly.
But as a human teacher, with so many people watching, he finally held back and persuaded bitterly: "Su Yishan, do you know how hard your mother has to work every day so that you can study in No. 7 Middle School?" Think about her wrinkled face because of fatigue......"
Su Yishan glanced at Lao Zheng: "My mother has no wrinkles on her face!" ”
"!" Lao Zheng couldn't help but swear out, this kid doesn't get in with oil and salt!
Seeing that Lao Zheng didn't move or talk nonsense, Su Yishan raised his right fist and punched his left shoulder.
[Attacked, Constitution +2, Current Constitution 25]
Hey! Do-it-yourself!
If this continues, after ten years of self-abuse, isn't Lao Tzu invincible in the world?
Thinking of this, Su Yishan punched himself in the chest again.
[Attacked, CON +3, Current CON 28]
"What are you doing?" Lao Zheng grabbed Su Yishan's hand and shouted, "You kid, even if your cultivation speed is slow, you can't masochize yourself!" ”
Forehead!
Su Yishan's heart is a little warm, to be honest, Lao Zheng is still a good person, but you are hindering my progress!
"Hey! You wait! Lao Zheng let go of Su Yishan's hand, sighed, walked to his desk, opened a drawer, took out a wooden box from it, and handed it to Su Yishan, "There is a Qi Cultivation Pill here, eat it, go back and cultivate well." ”
Qi Cultivation Pill?
According to Su Yishan's current memory, he knew that the Qi Cultivation Pill was an elixir that could help people improve their cultivation.
Wouldn't eating this kind of thing to him kill if he ate it?
"Teacher Zheng, this is too precious, I don't deserve it."
"Eat it!" Lao Zheng opened the wooden box, took out the pill, and stared at Su Yishan with a frown, this posture, if Su Yishan didn't eat it, I was afraid that he would have to stuff it in his mouth.
"I ......," Su Yishan sneered, "Why don't I take it back and eat it?" ”
"Stop talking nonsense, eat it in front of me now, and then go back to cultivating!" Lao Zheng is also a good person!
Su Yishan could only take the pill and swallow it with tears.
[Absorb the elixir, the cultivation is -58, the current cultivation is 22]
Su Yishan shed sad tears at this moment.
Lao Zheng gently patted Su Yishan's shoulder, waved his hand, and said, "Don't be moved, go back to practice, if you dare to be lazy again, I will really beat you kid." ”