Chapter 20: They're a fart
Xie Hong and the others were stunned, they didn't understand what they were thinking before, why they were full of confidence that they could use a kitchen knife to cut through such a thick aluminum alloy door?
I wanted to grab something to eat so much that many people tried it a few more times without giving up, but the kitchen knives in their hands all collapsed, and there were no scratches on the door of the Ye family.
The corners of Sang Ning's lips rose, thinking that the aerospace-grade alloy plate couldn't even penetrate a rifle bullet, let alone those carbon steel knives with much lower hardness.
"Did I buy this gate?" Ye Shaohua felt as if he had bought this door, but his memory was a little vague, and he couldn't remember the specific details.
"I remember that it was Dad, you asked people to come to the door to change, and Mom also said that there is nothing valuable in our house, why change such a good door." Ye Siyi recalled.
The memory that appeared temporarily in Ye Shaohua's mind was much clearer, "It seems to be ......"
His daughter-in-law patted him on the shoulder happily and said with a smile: "Thanks to you for changing this door, it comes in handy now." ”
Sang Ning listened to the conversation of his family, thinking that Pei Xian's guess was indeed correct, as long as it was changed through the main god props, except for the reborn, the memories of everyone else would be modified.
"Mom, let's leave them alone and let them cut slowly." Sang Ling said out loud on purpose.
Her mother laughed and said, "Hahaha, I'm going to make lunch, what do you want to eat?" Eat snail noodles today, right? What do you think? ”
"Okay, just eat snail noodles!" Sang Ning said, "Add two cans of luncheon meat and a pack of mustard vegetables to your meal today, by the way, you can also open a can of dried fish?" ”
"Okay, let's have fun today, we have to eat better!" Wan Jiafeng said in the direction of the door, "I want to rob our things, dreaming!" ”
She boiled a pot of hot water on a cassette stove, and then threw all the snail noodles into the seasoning packets, and the stench of dried bamboo shoots quickly wafted out.
The person outside the door smelled the smell and couldn't help but inhale, "Isn't there no gas anymore?" Their family can still cook snail noodles on a fire? ”
Luncheon meat, mustard, dried fish......
Thinking of what Sang Ling had just said, everyone kept swallowing their saliva.
Xie Hong looked down at the kitchen knife in her hand, which had already had several gaps, and after determining that it was impossible to cut the door of the Ye family, she changed her face and squeezed out a smile.
"Sister Jiafeng, I was confused just now, I was really hungry before I thought of such a brainless idea as cutting the door, can you forgive me? I sincerely apologize to you. ”
When the others heard this, they also began to apologize, "I'm sorry, sister, and Mr. Ye, I'm easy to get excited, but there's nothing malicious about it, really!" ”
"To be honest, we didn't plan to come to grab food, let alone cut the door, we just wanted to discuss it with you, but you didn't open the door and didn't say anything......"
Ye Shaohua sneered, "So you brought a knife to my house to cut the door, and it became our fault?" ”
"No, no, Mr. Ye, today's incident must be our problem, we are very wrong!"
"Yes, yes, it's all our fault, when this person starves, he will do anything stupid."
"Teacher Ye, you are an excellent teacher and magnanimous, can you forgive us?"
Xie Hong said: "We have been neighbors for decades, and she has grown up with everyone, you ......."
Not wanting to listen to them continue to talk nonsense at the door, Sang Ning twisted her eyebrows and said in a cold tone: "If you really feel sorry, get away quickly, don't come to harass us again!" ”
As soon as she said this, everyone's hypocritical smiles stiffened on the corners of their lips, and their expressions became ugly.
Xie Hong preached: "Ningning, you can't speak so politely, after all, we are all your uncles and aunts." ”
"Uncle and aunt are a fart," Sang Ling scolded directly, "a group of robbers with knives!" Don't pretend to be obedient at my doorstep, I will vomit when I hear it! ”
In the kitchen, Wan Jiafeng heard her daughter's words, and praised loudly: "Ning Ning scolded well!" They're!
A bunch of bad and stupid bullshit, don't you think we're going to give them food if we apologize for it? Are we really two hundred and five? ”
Sang Ling laughed twice and said mockingly: "No way, fools think that others are as stupid as them." ”
The neighbors standing outside the door were so completely shameless that they were all angry.
They walked to the top of the stairs and gathered together to complain, "Teacher Ye and his daughter are so disagreeable, no matter how we say it, we are also her elders, what did she say?" It's too ugly! ”
"I remember that girl was quite polite when she was a child, and I didn't expect to grow up to become such a virtuous person."
"And her mother, with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, I called her Sister Jiafeng, I thought she was very easy to get along with, but I didn't expect her to do this to our neighbors."
"A selfish family!" Zhang Chengtao clenched his fists and said, "They have hoarded so much food, what's wrong with giving it to us?" I've never seen anyone so selfish! ”
Everyone was holding their breath in their hearts, "That's right, they eat and drink spicy food every day, but they only divided each of us with five packs of biscuits, which is too stingy!" ”
Recalling the smell of snail powder wafting out of the Ye family's gate just now, Xie Hong couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and her stomach began to rumble.
She was unwilling to say: "It is imperative that we think about what to do now, will the boiled duck just let it fly?" ”
Zhang Chengtao didn't want to go home empty-handed, "Since it has been determined that the Ye family eats a lot, we should find a way to get those things!" ”
Although the others were unwilling, they were helpless, "Hey, that door is too strong, I guess I can't split it with an axe, I have to use a bomb." ”
"Is any of us going to make that kind of dirt bomb?"
"Bombs? You thought bombs were so easy to make? Is there a material? I can't even make firecrackers, let alone bombs, anyway, hey, I think ......."
The weather is getting colder and colder, everyone is cold and hungry at this time, and they haven't figured out a way to break into Ye's house for more than half an hour, Zhang Chengtao said: "Why don't you change your home?" How about the 505 next door? The gate of her house looked very thin. ”
"You said Aunt Wang on the fifth floor?" Xie Hong thought for a while and agreed, "Okay! I guess she also has a lot of stuff in her house. ”
"How much does she have?"
"I remember that her husband died a few years ago, and she and her son are the only two people in the family, which are very easy to deal with."
After hearing Xie Hong's words, everyone clenched the kitchen knives, and their eyes lit up one by one, like a group of hungry jackals.
In the Ye family, Wan Jiafeng cooked snail noodles, put them on the table, and fried eggs to wrap luncheon meat.
The fragrance spreads through the flue to other people's homes.
Aunt Wang and her son Lin Xu were nibbling on the dry and cold dough cake, and suddenly smelled the aroma of the luncheon meat being fried, and couldn't help but take two deep breaths, and then couldn't stop swallowing their saliva.
"Mom, we only have half a box of instant noodles left, what should I do after eating?" He said, "Or I'll join the gang who robbed the building." ”