Chapter 1 There's nothing you can't do with a meal
In the year 1759 of the Great Zhou, it was a late night in Changshan County.
Located at the foot of the mountain, the Xuanwu Gate is like a monster lurking in the night.
Facing the all-too-familiar home, many disciples squatted outside with weapons in hand, and no one dared to go back.
Just because everyone sees that the lights in the gang are bright, it gives people a very unreal feeling.
Usually at this time, the head Zhong Lifei went to bed in the morning to rest.
Therefore, the disciples were ready to launch a sneak attack at night and kill him by surprise.
But in the current situation, it seems that there are guests in the gang, and the head of the house is chatting and drinking tea with him.
"Senior brother, should we kill it?"
"Don't worry, let's see what's going on first."
Killing Zhong Lifei, who was full of evil, was to revive the former glory of Xuanwu Sect.
If you kill the guests together, what is the difference between it and the Jiangyang thief who kills people and oversells goods?
We're a decent family!
But if you have a soft heart and let the guests run to the government to denounce everyone, that is the great crime of deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors!
At that time, all heads will fall to the ground, and their lives will not be guaranteed!
The disciples were in a dilemma, and their eyes all looked at the senior brother Li Fang, who was taking the lead.
Li Fang put down the ghost head big knife in his hand and said in a daze: "Strange, I seem to smell the fragrance of vegetables!" ”
Without reminding, everyone smells the smell of chicken soup, mutton, beef......
The smell of food wafting in the wind is very tempting.
Li Fang tried hard to swallow the saliva that flowed back to his mouth, and said calmly: "There are guests in the gang, and it is reasonable for the head of the family to entertain people for a meal. ”
Little junior brother Chu Fan couldn't help but sneer: "Senior brother, do you think Master has the ability to entertain?" ”
This remark reminds everyone.
Over the years, Xuanwumen has owed a lot of debts under Zhong Lifei's careless operation, and he has long been so poor that he can't open the pot, how can he have the money to invite guests to dinner?
Li Fang, who was ridiculed, suddenly couldn't hold back on his face.
"Little junior brother, I will give you a glorious task, go in to check the movement and come out to report quickly, I will wait for the opportunity to act."
Chu Fan exclaimed: "Isn't it, I still have my life when I go?" It's no wonder that Master didn't pick my skin! ”
"Don't be afraid, you are the only apprentice in Xuanwu Sect, the tiger poison does not eat children, and the old thief does not dare to do anything to you!"
Li Fangsai gave Chu Fan a short knife and said gloomily: "It's best to stab the old thief in the back a few times when he is unprepared!" In this way, you will eliminate a great evil for the gang! ”
Phew!
You're a little too vicious, aren't you, when I'm a fool?
When the time comes, I will become a murderer, and the senior brother will sit firmly in the position of the head of the house, eating and drinking spicy food!
"Little junior brother, don't be cowardly, now it's your turn to show your fearless heroism!"
"If you don't listen to your senior brother, you are a traitor to this gang!"
"A traitor will never end well!"
Facing a pair of malicious eyes, Chu Fan stiffened his head and tiptoed to the door.
Just as he was thinking about what excuse to go in and listen to the truth, Li Fang, who was following behind, kicked him in the ass.
"Ouch!"
Chu Fan screamed in pain, and his body fell directly, slamming open the unlocked door.
Suddenly, a light came out from behind the door.
In the empty martial arts training ground, there was a huge table of eight immortals.
The table is full of sumptuous dishes, such as mutton and mandarin duck hot pot, fresh chicken soup, fairy duck, steamed sea bass, and yellow stewed beef......
Each dish is mouth-watering and delicious.
And the head Zhong Lifei, sitting at the head of the house, sipped wine, and said to the disciples leisurely: "Everyone, come and taste the food." ”
The hungry brothers and sisters salivated when they saw this so much delicacies.
With a crackling metallic sound, all the weapons in everyone's hands fell to the ground.
These senior brothers, who usually seemed calm and steady, were now like starving ghosts reincarnated, and a gust of wind rushed to the table.
Even Senior Brother Jiu, who had inconvenient legs and feet, stepped on Chu Fan's back and sat on the chair with neat movements.
It's ridiculously fast, a hundred times faster than when you run for your life.
By the time Chu Fan got up in pain, there was no room in front of the table.
"I bought you with one meal, and forgot to revive the great cause of Xuanwu Sect?"
Faced with the ugly appearance of many senior brothers grabbing vegetables to eat, Chu Fan was dumbfounded all of a sudden.
At this time, Zhong Lifei was greeting him: "Good apprentice, what are you in a daze, why don't you come over for dinner soon." ”
"I ...... I don't have a seat. ”
Chu Fan hurriedly hid the short knife in his arms, so as not to make the master suspicious.
Zhong Lifei saw this detail at a glance and asked with a smile: "Hey, why do you all have weapons when you go out to play?" ”
Everyone was shocked, especially the senior brother, whose face turned white.
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Chu Fan argued: "Master eats pickled vegetables and radishes every day, we look so distressed, and we went out today to catch some game to replenish your body." ”
"Yes, yes! We brought weapons to hunt in the mountains! Li Fang hurriedly responded.
"Alas, it's all because I teach you well on weekdays, so that you become so loving!"
Zhong Lifei sighed with emotion, turned his head and said to the second senior brother sitting beside him: "Our Xuanwu Sect has always been united and friendly, Qi An, you carry forward your style and give way to the little junior brother." ”
"Everyone here is his senior brother, why do you call me ......?"
Before he finished speaking, Zhong Lifei lit his fist in front of everyone.
The Xingyi Fist of the Tiger and the Tiger has no effect after more than ten years of kung fu practice.
With a "bang", the second senior brother was beaten out on the spot.
He felt a twitch in his stomach, and the meat he had eaten immediately spit out.
Everyone was shocked when they saw it, and then they lowered their heads and gobbled it up, no one cared about the feelings of the second senior brother.
Chu Fan was flattered, only to feel that he had come to a parallel world that was different from the past.
After sitting down, he whispered to Li Fang beside him: "Senior brother, what about tonight's task?" ”
"Little junior brother, don't worry!"
Li Fang said awe-inspiringly: "People are iron and rice are steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic!" We add pickles to steamed buns every day, and our bodies have long been weak, so how can we kill thieves if we don't eat enough now? ”
As he spoke, he didn't forget to tear a chicken leg and stuff it into his mouth.
Chu Fan was stunned, and said secretly: "You are so bold, and you are not afraid of poison in the dishes, go to see the king of Hades after eating!" ”
He knew Master too well.
Zhong Lifei is not terrible when he is angry, what is terrible is when he is polite to people.
Usually in this case, it means that the bad water in Master's stomach has started to churn again.
Perhaps, a conspiracy will pop out of his mouth later.
"Chu Fan, aren't you hungry?"
At this moment, Zhong Lifei's kind voice was even more terrifying than the devil.
Chu Fan hurriedly took a bite to eat, but stopped when he handed it to his mouth.
"What, you're worried about poisoning the dish for your teacher?" Zhong Lifei's face sank.
"No, no......"
Chu Fan hurriedly waved his hand, pretending to be pitiful and said, "Looking at the good dishes on the table, I am so moved!" But when I thought that this was a vegetable that the master bought with a loan shark, my heart was like a knife, how could I eat it! ”
These words immediately reminded everyone.
That's right, Xuanwumen has long been discredited, what fool would lend us money?
The money that the boss bought vegetables today must have been stolen, robbed, or even done something harmful!
Everyone couldn't help but put down the dishes and chopsticks in their hands and looked at the head in a daze.
Zhong Lifei put down his wine glass and said with a smile: "Everyone should thank the little junior brother Chu Fan for today's meal, and ......"
He deliberately paused and continued: "From now on, our Xuanwu Sect will no longer have to live a hard life, and the teacher has decided to revive the strength of the sect and recruit more disciples, so that all the immortal cultivation sects in Changshan County will no longer dare to underestimate us!" ”
As soon as the impassioned words came out, no one at the scene responded.
Chu Fan was so frightened that his soul was not possessed, and the first thought that popped into his mind was: Oops, I'm going to be unlucky!