Chapter 18: The False God of Bluffing
Zhong Lifei noticed the strangeness of his apprentice, and said with a wicked smile: "You accompany him first, and I will go back when I go." ”
Chu Fan was stunned and said, "Master, what are you going out to do at this time?" Don't make a wish with me? ”
"My most proud disciple, even if the teacher is not around, I believe that you can make the rest of your wishes!"
Seeing that Chu Fan was pulling his clothes and didn't let go, Zhong Lifei said again: "Good apprentice, I'll go find some more wine, otherwise the lamp god will have to drink later, and I won't be able to get it out." ”
"Where do you find wine in the barren mountains and mountains?"
"Of course, I went back to the village to ask the village chief! Don't worry, I have the best light skills, and I will be back soon. ”
Zhong Lifei smiled evilly and hurried away, without any attachment.
Chu Fan was stunned and said secretly: "In case the remaining two wishes are messed up by me, won't you pick my skin when you come back?" ”
By this time, Emile had drunk not a drop of the jug of wine.
He tossed the flask aside and said happily, "Make your second wish, young man." ”
This time, Chu Fan learned to be obedient, and he didn't rush to make a wish, but asked.
"Kind lamp god, are there any other rules I don't know about making a wish?"
"Probably not, just don't go too far like you just did."
"Good, good, good! You make me think about it. ”
Chu Fan's mind spun quickly, pondering what kind of wish he should make.
Is it to become the most powerful immortal cultivator in the world, or to ask for a treasure that rivals the rich like the master who loves money, or is it something else?
For a while, all kinds of thoughts filled my mind, and I didn't know how to speak.
Seeing that Chu Fan didn't speak for a long time, Aimir immediately urged: "Young man, make a wish quickly, time is precious." ”
"What's the hurry, let me think about it!"
Suddenly, Chu Fan was surprised to find that Aimir was actually holding his chin in his hand and dozing off.
Chu Fan didn't expect the amount of alcohol of the lamp god to be so poor, so he hurriedly stepped forward and shouted, "Hey, hey!" Wake up, I haven't made a wish yet! ”
Emile immediately opened his eyes and said with a wicked smile, "Congratulations on granting your second wish." ”
"Huh? I haven't made a wish yet! Chu Fan was stunned.
"Didn't you wake me up? Now that I'm awake, your second wish has come true. ”
Fuck me!
Do you play with me like this?
Chu Fan was furious, feeling that he had been tricked.
He suddenly had a devilish impulse, and he wanted to kill the lamp god with a knife, and he would never make a wish again.
"Now it's your turn to help me fulfill my second wish."
Emile said with a grin, but with a needle-like sarcasm in his tone.
Chu Fan was furious, and suddenly remembered a sentence he had read on the Internet before: Only a liar is sincere, because he is sincerely lying to you!
Suddenly, a cold wind blew, and a figure crept in from outside the hall.
He appeared behind the god of lights like lightning, and his speed was ridiculously fast, like a god.
Before the man could hit the ground, his left hand grabbed Amir's neck.
Chu Fan looked shocked and shouted on the spot: "Master, what are you doing?" ”
Zhong Lifei, who went and returned, replied: "Can't you even see this? Of course, I beat this guy up. ”
In the face of the sneak attack, Amir stood still and said with a sneer: "Do you want to experience for yourself what happens when you are rude to God?" ”
Zhong Lifei laughed wildly, and the laughter shook the sky.
"Phew, when Lao Tzu was scared?"
Zhong Lifei's words changed: "You can deceive others, you can't deceive me, and now there is no place for gods in this world!" ”
Suddenly, Amir's eyes dodged, as if he was panicked, and even more annoyed.
His body began to blur, and he was about to turn into black smoke and flee.
Zhong Lifei turned his head and shouted: "Disciple, quickly cover the lamp pot with a handkerchief!" ”
Chu Fan was completely stunned, but instinct drove him to wrap the magic lamp.
"Cover me tightly, don't leave a gap!" Zhong Lifei urged.
Although he didn't know the master's intentions, Chu Fan still did what he said.
Strange to say, this handkerchief seems to contain terrifying magic.
As soon as Chu Fan wrapped the magic lamp tightly, Aimir's virtual body immediately condensed into an entity, and he was strangled to death by Zhong Lifei.
"Hmph, what a big dog guts, he actually deceived Lao Tzu."
Zhong Lifei's left hand was clenched into a fist, and the power of anger surged like a raging wave.
With a "bang", the fist hit Emir's chest firmly.
After the punch was blown, Zhong Lifei did not stop, followed by another punch.
"Bang, bang, bang......" he threw dozens of punches in one go.
"Pain, pain, pain, pain!"
Amir screamed, no longer with his previous arrogance and composure.
With each punch from Zhong Lifei, Emir's size shrank by a few points, and in the end, he was less than five feet tall and became a dwarf.
Chu Fan was stunned, and said in a lost voice: "Master, are you sure that he is not the God of Lights?" ”
"Sure! Certain! And even for sure! ”
Zhong Lifei said categorically: "He is a false god who cheats on eating and drinking, and he has no ability!" ”
"Unforgivable, mere human!"
Amir screamed: "I will make your soul disappear completely, and my body will be used by me!" ”
His entire body turned into a cloud of blue light, and it flashed violently.
The extremely dazzling flash of light, like the scorching sun that suddenly appeared overhead, pierced Chu Fan and couldn't open his eyes.
When the vision was restored, the blue light was no longer dazzling, but it gave people an indescribable sense of weirdness.
Chu Fan was shocked to see that the blue light was wrapped in a strange thing the size of a brain.
The strange blue light emanates from its body, making it impossible to look at it directly.
This made it difficult for Chu Fan to see its true face for a while, and he couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
Even if he became this kind of monster, Zhong Lifei's hand still held on, pinching it tighter and tighter, eager to blow it up.
Next, several tentacles stretched out from the blue light, spiraling up Zhong Lifei's wrist.
Seeing that the tentacles were about to occupy his entire arm, Zhong Lifei grinned: "Trash, you probably forgot the fact that I am not an immortal cultivator, right?" ”
The words worked like a holy decree, and all the tentacles suddenly stopped wriggling.
But the pause lasted only a few breaths, and the tentacles squirmed upwards again, desperate to burrow into Zhong Lifei's mouth and nose.
"Fool, my body is full of highly poisonous miasma, you can come in and try it!"
Zhong Lifei didn't panic at all, and he wasn't worried that the tentacles would enter his body at all.
All action ceases again, and a "creaking" sound can be heard in the blue light, hoarse and unpleasant.
It's a very old language that no one in the world understands anymore.
However, Zhong Lifei and Chu Fan could clearly hear the emotions it conveyed: fear and panic!
At the same time, the master and apprentice also saw the original appearance of this thing.
There is no doubt that it is still wrapped in blue light, but the light is as thin as a light veil and has lost its protective color.
It looks like an octopus with many tentacles, but it doesn't have any facial features.
Moreover, the surface of the body is densely covered with cobweb-like grooves, and many small bumps bulge out between the interconnections, making it look particularly ugly.
For the first time in his life, Chu Fan saw such a strange thing, and he was stunned for a moment.
His mind was almost blank, and the clips that flashed were all monsters from the movie "Alien" or "The Classic of Mountains and Seas".
Zhong Li Fei was used to it, and sneered: "Hehe, don't be reckless, how long do you want to be exposed to the sun?" ”
Chu Fan immediately understood what the master meant, and exclaimed, "It's afraid of the sun? ”
"That's right, sunlight can make it weak and die."
"Isn't this a vampire?"
Chu Fan almost said this, but forcibly swallowed the words back into his stomach.
He knew in his heart that the legendary vampire was not such an ugly image.
I saw Zhong Li Fei say to the strange thing in his hand: "Don't hesitate, if you don't want to die, you have to follow my orders." ”
This time, the thing reverted to human words.
"Bastard, how did you find out I'm not the god of lights?"
This sentence is simply gritting teeth and bursting out of its body.
"It's easy to tell."
Zhong Lifei smiled and said, "The power of the gods is endless, and there is no such thing as consumption. You actually need ten years to recover after fulfilling the wishes of the world, you are clearly a false god! ”
"There are exceptions to everything!" The thing forcibly argued.
"Okay, then I'll say one more thing, let you be convinced!"
Zhong Lifei said again: "Which god in the world will bargain with human beings and ask others to repay their wishes after paying?" ”
"When you go to the temple to pray to God and worship the Buddha, don't you have to repay your vows after you make a wish?"
"It's all a misunderstanding of the world, what is the difference between forcing believers to reciprocate and doing business!"
The thing was silent and silent.
Zhong Lifei said sharply: "Now obediently return to the lamp, there is still a glimmer of life." ”
"Okay." The strange thing groaned, and his heart seemed to be unwilling.
Zhong Li Fei glanced at his apprentice, and Chu Fan immediately untied the handkerchief covering the oil lamp.
Only then did Zhong Lifei let go of his right hand, but his left hand quietly stretched out into his arms.
Without saying a word, the thing turned into a cloud of black smoke that rose into the air, and then bit by little it got into the oil lamp.
When the last wisp of black smoke entered, Zhong Lifei quickly rushed to the apprentice, snatched the lamp in his hand, and blocked the lamp with his thumb.
The left hand that poked out of his bosom was already holding a brush and a small bottle as white as jade.