Chapter 73: Your Mother Is Not Human
Three days later, when Shen Shi, there was a lot of gongs and drums in Tianjizi's mansion.
Colorful fireworks burst into the sky at once, and sprinkled like scattered flowers of the heavenly maidens.
In the hall, the seats are full of friends, there are talking and laughing, and the sound of silk and bamboo is endless.
The house is filled with joy and festive atmosphere, which is even more lively than the Chinese New Year.
Today is the sixtieth birthday of Tianjizi's mother, and most of the leaders of the Immortal Sect in the country rush to drink a glass of birthday wine as long as they have nothing important on hand.
Even the king, who lived deep in the palace and rarely appeared in front of the people, sent someone to send a heavy gift.
But there was a hint of nervousness behind the celebration.
Anyone can find that the guests who come to the banquet carry weapons and magic weapons with them.
After all, the remnants of the Qinghumen have not yet been completely cleared, and no one can guarantee that they will not take advantage of this time to launch a surprise attack.
So be careful to be able to sail the 10,000-year-old ship, everyone brings the guys to the feast, and in case of emergencies, they can deal with the crisis at any time.
At this moment, as a birthday star, Tianjizi's mother sat on a high seat with a smile on her face.
She was over sixty years old, perhaps because of her good makeup, and she looked no more than thirty years old, like a beautiful widow who had just lost her husband.
But the guests who came to congratulate only politely sent a few words of blessing and then ignored the birthday star.
Because everyone knows that the real protagonist today is her son, Tianjizi, the deputy leader of the Tianxian Gang.
Since the gang leader Ling Xuzi became seriously ill, Tianjizi has carried forward the Tianxian Gang with his own ability, and has achieved unprecedented glory in his predecessors.
Everyone not only admired him, but was in awe.
Today's Tianjizi has become a high-profile existence, dazzling like a star.
The scene of the stars holding the moon did not change until the arrival of Zhong Lifei's master and apprentice.
As soon as Zhong Lifei appeared, many people gathered together.
His experience in Zhongrong Country has been heard by everyone.
A mysterious master who only uses martial arts to defeat many immortal cultivators, who doesn't want to get acquainted with him and make friends with him?
Before he entered the hall, Zhong Lifei's surroundings were crowded with immortal cultivators, scrambling to talk to him.
"Virtuous nephew, please take a seat!"
Before Zhong Lifei could say a few words to these admirers, the three elders had already descended the steps to greet him and ushered him to the main table.
At this moment, whether they knew each other or not, or those who had never seen Zhong Lifei, their eyes were all focused.
Naturally, the follow-up chat content also revolved around his deeds.
Seeing that the master was highly sought after by everyone, and he was squeezed to the side table in the cold, Chu Fan was a little unhappy.
"Master, don't play like this, it's too shocking!"
He sighed with emotion, and felt a little lost in his heart.
casually looked back and found that Tianjizi was staring at the master deadly, with jealousy in his eyes that could not be concealed.
Chu Fan's heart suddenly moved, and he remembered a story related to a birthday banquet that he had read on the Internet a long time ago.
Immediately, he had a good idea in his head that he could stand out in front of everyone.
Chu Fan was immediately happy, and said secretly: "It seems that it is not good to pretend to be a force today, you really think I am a general!" ”
He immediately walked up to Zhong Lifei and said, "Master, I want to put on a show to help Tianjizi." ”
"Huh?"
Zhong Lifei was slightly stunned, and vaguely guessed that the apprentice was not well-intentioned.
He smiled evilly and said, "It's okay to play, don't go overboard." ”
"Okay." Chu Fan responded.
Immediately, he said to Tianjizi: "Lord Lingtang has a long life, my master and apprentice went to the banquet in a hurry, and I didn't have time to prepare gifts, so I have the courage to write a poem to congratulate, and I hope that the deputy helper will not dislike it." ”
When everyone present heard this, they were stunned.
Zhong Lifei was also secretly surprised: "Ah, when did my apprentice learn to compose poetry?" ”
It must be known that most of the immortal cultivators concentrate on cultivation, and they are not deeply involved in literature, and there are not many people who are both civil and military.
The apprentice's few catties and taels, Zhong Lifei couldn't be clearer.
But seeing his self-confident appearance, Zhong Lifei decided to fulfill it.
Even if the apprentice waited for a rude poem to be recited, he had his own way to end it successfully.
At this moment, everyone became interested and asked Chu Fan to offer poems on the spot, and there were some people who wanted to see his jokes.
"Hmph, you kid usually speaks rudely, how can you look like a cultural person, if you want to pretend to be forced today, you will definitely not be able to get off the stage!"
Tianjizi didn't believe that Chu Fanwen was talented, so he hurriedly asked his disciple to wait for pen and ink.
Chu Fan said with a smile: "My Mobao is very expensive, the deputy gang leader doesn't want to leave it to his children and grandchildren for generations to pass on as an heirloom, right?" ”
Seeing that he didn't forget to ridicule himself on such a grand occasion, Tianjizi suddenly became angry, and his voice suddenly increased a few points.
"In this case, just take a song in your mouth, everyone can hear it, and you can appreciate the literary brilliance of the young man."
Chu Fan laughed, opened his mouth and came: "Your mother is not human......
As soon as the words fell, the entire hall fell silent.
This is a poem, it is clearly an opportunity to scold people!
Tianjizi immediately became angry, and his fists clenched.
His mother's face also changed drastically, and she glared at Chu Fan with an angry expression.
"What a grand scene for people to celebrate their mother's birthday, this kid dares to scold in public, and he doesn't give any face, purely deliberately!" Everyone was amazed.
Seeing that Chu Fan was deliberately stirring up trouble, some people had schadenfreude expressions on their faces, waiting to see a good show.
Chu Fan actually had a hippie smile and bragged: "I was born in a scholarly family, I was literate at the age of three, and I could compose poetry at the age of five, so everyone doesn't need to envy my talent, I can't learn it anyway." ”
How could everyone get used to his dragging, Gu Wancheng, the apprentice of Tianjizi, immediately opened his mouth and scolded: "Bastard, hurry up and apologize to my master, otherwise you don't want to walk out of this door today!" ”
"Hehe, you threaten me?"
Chu Fan didn't panic at all, and said: "I haven't finished reading the poem, why are you so excited, it's not too late to praise it when I finish reading." ”
Gu Wancheng was angry, and pointed his sword: "If you dare to continue scolding, I will kill you!" ”
A smile rose at the corner of Chu Fan's mouth, and he read the second sentence unhurriedly.
"The Nine Heavens Fairy descends to the earth!"
"Huh!?" Everyone gasped after hearing this!
Some immortal cultivators who know a little about poetry have been secretly figuring out the artistic conception of these two sentences.
The two vernacular sentences that seem to be unrelated can have an amazing effect and have a deep meaning!
The word fairy not only praised the beauty of Tianjizi's mother, but also blessed her with a long life, and even had the will to live forever.
"This, that's a little too good, isn't it?"
"The fact that Shou poems can be written is really eye-opening for me!"
"So reversed...... It's a stroke of genius! ”
Everyone was impressed and whispered to each other.
Tianjizi was stunned, this was a result he would never have imagined.
"Apprentice, show your talents to the fullest, read the last two sentences quickly, and give Brother Tianjizi a cheer."
At this time, Zhong Lifei smiled knowingly, and lost no time in praising his apprentice.
Chu Fan was arrogant and read the third sentence: "Raising a son will be a thief......"
It's another scolding word, and it's scolding the heavens.
The audience was dumbfounded.
This time, everyone learned to be obedient, and no one scolded Chu Fan out loud, and they were all waiting to see what kind of words he used to reverse the poetry.