Chapter 33: Drunken Wo'e Ying (Give me a monthly pass, when you feed the dog)
"Drive!"
"Holy Lord! Our army has arrived in Liyang County, the land of Hezhou, and it will be able to cross Yangzhou in half a day! ”
Tang realm, Hezhou Liyang County, the main force of the Tang army is marching to the north, the rear long army stretches for thousands of miles, this army is Li Xiang's day and night training and painstaking training of the elite, Long Xiang Army. First, there was a broken cavalry army covered with armor in front, and a spear and arrow army galloping behind, and the Jinling War Horse Army rode out, even the civil officials who followed the team in the rear were also wondering if this son of heaven really took out all his family funds to fight the Song Dynasty.
"We thought that the Son of Heaven would move south to avoid the Song people's edge, but we didn't think that our newly enthroned Son of Heaven would be so hard-headed, and he would personally lead the troops to the north against the Song people's Bingfeng."
"You know a lot! After all, Zhao Kuangyin came to my Tang Realm with strong soldiers and strong horses! If the Son of Heaven of our family flees south, don't say that the civil officials in the court will despise the Son of Heaven, even the Long Xiang Army trained by the Son of Heaven himself will inevitably feel resentful! ”
"These soldiers, aren't they really afraid of death?"
"Who is not afraid of death? It's just that most of this Longxiang army are soldiers who were originally registered in the north, so they shout for the Northern Expedition every day! For them, even if they die in the north, it is much better than slowly dying in the south. ”
In the middle camp of the Longxiang army, a group of civil officials rode horses and watched the Son of Heaven of the former army and began to speculate about the will of the king, Tang Yue was also a civil official who had entered the political hall after all, and knew that the Son of Heaven was not a weak person, and the previous mediocrity and immorality were all used to test the officials of the court and paralyze Zhao Kuangyin. But these civil officials still thought that the Son of Heaven was weak by nature, so they were dissatisfied with the civil officials at both ends of the gang and reprimanded them.
"My Tang Dynasty has the appearance of a real dragon! How could he be afraid of Zhao Kuangyin's obscenity? You wait for these people who speculate at both ends of the first rat, it is my shame to be in the Tang Dynasty! ”
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When Li Xiang came, he was indeed ready to end the emperor's career ahead of schedule, and his soul passed through to become a monarch, at least he left some elite guards for Jinling to protect the Southern Tang Dynasty, and also used practical actions to increase the morale of the Tang army, which can be regarded as a resounding enough report card for the history of the Southern Tang Dynasty. Thinking that Lao Tzu died in Chuzhou, I didn't feel sorry for Datang, and I didn't lose either, as for why I didn't lose, it started from last night, when I was drunk and unconscious, and I overthrew Zhou Eying.
"After all, this little Zhou girl was sent by the queen to see the saint...... can be directly grounded in the Manna Palace by the Holy Lord...... How can the saint explain to the queen in the future! ”
"Confession? I am the Son of Heaven! How can you restrain a woman at every turn? Saying this, Li Xiang himself was a little weak-hearted, and it was indeed a helpless move to lock Zhou Eying, the imperial sister of Emperor Zhou E, in Ganlu Palace, just because Zhou Eying had been dragging herself to death when she was on the expedition from Jinling, and she had to send someone to ground her.
"Holy ...... Yesterday, I shouldn't have spoiled Xiao Zhou's daughter......"
"Ahem! …… Ahem! Pan Qing! Don't talk nonsense anymore, or I'll punish you for a great sin of disrespect!" Pan You, who accompanied him to the north, saw at a glance that the face of the Son of Heaven was not right when he left the imperial city, and he was even a little ashamed, and he thought that Xiao Zhou also lived on the side of the Ganlu Palace, so he thought of some indescribable scenes.
"Why should the saint be nervous, the minister has not concluded that the saint must be favored......"
"Ahh Changzhi, how many schedules are there from Chuzhou here! ”
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Li Xiang saw that Pan You was squinting and wanted to test something, so he hurriedly opened the topic, but Pan You saw that the Son of Heaven was getting more and more nervous, so he was even more sure that something indescribable must have happened yesterday. Seeing that the roots of the Son of Heaven's ears were slightly red, he also sneered a little in his heart, if Han Xizai was not in Jinling to supervise the country, seeing the appearance of the Son of Heaven, he would definitely be shocked by the big teeth of the old man Han.
Li Xiang also realized that the roots of his ears were a little hot, and immediately regretted that he shouldn't have taken this goods to the north, thinking that this Pan You was shrewd and capable, but he could take him to experience military training more, but he didn't expect him to be too sophisticated, he could guess what he had thought about and done, this product was really Nyima was too dangerous! But when I thought of the fact that I was drunk last night and forcibly pushed Zhou Eying, I was a little puzzled, why didn't Zhou Eying resist, and began to carefully reminisce about the scene after yesterday's drunkenness.
A day ago, Jinling Ganlu Palace
Li Xiang became more and more depressed because of the pressure of Zhao Kuangyin's army, and he wanted to find Emperor Zhou E to live happily for a night before the expedition, if he really died in the north, then he had not enjoyed the blessings of the emperor, and it would be a big loss.
But halfway through, I remembered that Emperor Zhou E had already been sent to Yuzhang by himself. Even if it is not sent to Yuzhang, she is already pregnant, and she will definitely not be able to withstand a toss by herself, to say that this body Li Yu's physical fitness is really good, there is nothing to say, riding and archery swordsmanship and even that aspect of physical fitness is extremely superior, you can be a soft bone in your heart......
"How can the Holy One drink alone in the palace...... If you let the royal sister know......"
I couldn't find Emperor Zhou E, and my heart was so bored that it was difficult to fall asleep because of Zhao Kuangyin, so Li Xiang sent someone to get some Jinling wine, wanting to taste how mellow and intoxicating this ancient wine was, but accidentally tasted too much. In a daze, I saw a woman with a face as white as the moon, red lips like cinnabar, a plump body, and a round and proper woman.
Li Xiang was drunk and hazy, shook his head and leaned towards this person, and found that this person's appearance was too much like Emperor Zhou E, and he was not conscious, thinking that Emperor Zhou E was back, he directly reached out and forcibly hugged this woman on his lap.
"My Queen! Heart! I want to die! ”
Before drinking, Li Xiang retired from the palace maids, for fear that he would think of lust after drinking, and pamper these palace maids, otherwise the issue of succession in the future would leave a mess for the old ministers of the Southern Tang Dynasty.
"Holy Lord, I'm not! Hmmm......"
This week, Eying just came up and wanted to stop Li Xiang, who still wanted to drink, but was forcibly dragged by Li Xiang on her lap, wrapped one hand around her delicate waist, and directly pressed her head with the other hand and stuck it on her mouth without saying anything.
"Holy Lord, wake up! I ......" Zhou Eying was suddenly panicked, and as soon as she broke free of her body, she wanted to get up, but she was pulled back by Li Xiang's brute force, and before she finished speaking, Li Xiang was drunk and buried her face directly in Zhou Eying's chest.
"O Queen! I want to be in harmony with you, play in the mountains and rivers, chant poems and paint, but if I don't care about the Tang Dynasty, if I don't care, the country will die in the future, and you and Eying will suffer! ”
Zhou Eying wanted to break free, but after listening to the words of this young man, a warmth suddenly flowed into her heart, and for some reason, she didn't want to push him away, but instead, she involuntarily wrapped her head around Li Xiang's head and stroked it gently......
"Emperor E, when the battle of the Tang Dynasty is won, I will have to live happily with you for a few days, and the stall of this government will be handed over to Han Wenqing, and we will be better off than husband and wife......" Li Xiang said what he couldn't hear clearly, shaking his head and talking to himself, as if he forgot that there was a Zhou Eying sitting on his lap.
"Good ......"
Zhou Eying seemed to have also reached the emotional place, let go of the hand that was holding Li Xiang, lowered her eyebrows and looked at the young man with slightly drunk cheeks, and when she looked closer, she found that this son of heaven's facial features were neat, and there was aura between his eyebrows. Since ancient times, he didn't love this handsome person, coupled with Li Xiang's identity as the son of heaven, which made Zhou Eying a little admired.
"The saint wants to drink, and the slave family will accompany you to drink!"
After looking at it for a long time, Zhou Eying was also hugged by Li Xiang and didn't want to let go, and she was also a little jealous in her heart, how could she get her sister to be so good, since she saw the demeanor of the Son of Heaven that day, she couldn't look down on anyone the family married her, and she was extremely arrogant, thinking that her sister's posture could match the Son of Heaven, so why should she marry a vulgar person.
After thinking for a while, Zhou Eying boldly took the wine in Li Xiang's hand, opened her lips and poured her head up, but her mouth was filled with wine but never entered her throat, and finally put down the wine jug in her hand, raised her hand to hold Li Xiang's face, and poured the hot wine in her mouth directly into Li Xiang's mouth.
Li Xiang, a fierce man who has been single for more than 20 years, has never been stimulated by this kind, and he hugged Zhou Eying with both hands even harder, as if he wanted to stick the two bodies together.
"Emperor E, I told you that I want to be called my husband! How can you ......" Li Xiangzheng wondered why the queen in front of him kept calling herself an honorific title, which was really suspicious, but her mind was not clear, and she really didn't want to think about it, so she asked casually. Unexpectedly, this week, Eying cooperated well, turned her hand behind her back, and gently scratched Li Xiang's face with her fingers, which made Li Xiang's heart itch.
"Okay, husband, ......" This call directly stimulated Li Xiang's blood gushing, and directly lifted Zhou Eying into the palace, and threw Zhou Ehuang on the palace bed.
"You dare to flirt with your husband! Don't think about living in peace tonight! ”
As a result, a man and a woman did something for a long time in the Ganlu Palace that was conducive to physical and mental health and to the development of ideology and morality.