Chapter 258: The Heart Ape is Difficult to Train, Seeking Immortals in the World!
Pan Tao Yuan.
When Lu Wuyi found the cheap disciple Sun Wukong in the deepest part of the peach orchard, he looked at his drunken state and watched him hide the big peach in his hand behind him.
I immediately felt bad in my heart.
When he first entered the park to look for Sun Wukong, he observed all the way.
Compared to when he resigned from the Nether Realm.
The outermost layer of the peach orchard is ripe for 3,000 years, and the peach forest, which is called a small peach, is fine.
There are a lot of peaches at the ripening stage, and there is no change.
As for the second layer, there is a peach forest that ripens once in 6,000 years.
Although there are fewer peaches in the ripening stage, it is okay, and it is still in the past.
However, the third layer of the peach forest, which ripens once in 9,000 years, is somewhat obvious in the purple-striped peach forest, which is called the big peach.
There are significantly fewer peaches in the ripening stage.
If outsiders see this, they may not understand it, and they will probably think that the harvest of this layer of peach forest is not good.
But if the land god who is familiar with the peach orchard outside sees it, he will definitely see the problem.
Lu Wuwu taught Sun Wukong to learn to "lose" the peach reasonably, but that is not such a loss.
How long has it been?
He has been in the Nether Realm for thirty years.
But Heavenly Court is only thirty days, one month.
In one month, the purple striped peach forest caused a large number of yield reductions.
This really made Lu Wufei angry.
At this time, Sun Wukong shook the wine bottle in his hand and beckoned, "Master, you are here."
It's just that Lu Wuyi, who was angry in his heart, not only ignored Sun Wukong's greeting, but his face quickly fell.
Moment.
Sun Wukong woke up immediately, and there was no longer any alcohol on his body.
At this awakening, he immediately understood what the reason for the little master's anger.
Sun Wukong smiled, took out the big peach that had just been hidden behind him, and was about to pick up the peach branch picked on the side.
It's just that those spirit fruits on Huaguo Mountain can be picked and picked up, but the peach picked up can't be picked up.
One drop at a time.
Sun Wukong looked at the little master, and his face quickly became embarrassed.
But he didn't believe in evil, and kept chanting all kinds of incantations as he spoke.
Lu Wufei shook his head when he saw it, and sighed and said: "Don't bother, this is the peach tree, the spirit plant of heaven and earth, how can you continue to pick it."
"Hey, hey."
Sun Wukong smiled, stretched out his hand and handed the big peach that he couldn't catch to Lu Wufei.
Lu Wufei was not polite, and took the huge purple-veined core peach and put it into the storage space.
Next, he needs to wipe his ass for this monkey head, but eating his peach is deserved.
"Where's the books?"
Putting away the peach, Lu Wuyi, who looked disgusted, looked at Sun Wukong and stretched out his hand and said, "Give it to me."
Seeing that the little master put away the peach, he was not really angry, his face quickly became happy again, and he took out the account book and handed it to Lu Wufei and said with a smile: "Here, master."
"I did as Master told me before I left last time."
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, Lu Wufei turned his head and glanced at the monkey's head, you have to do it to have a ghost.
After carefully reading the account book of Pan Taoyuan, I found that this product usually did what he and she explained before leaving.
But once the monkey drank too much wine and his head was dizzy, he couldn't care about it at all.
"And what about these?"
After a while, Lu Wufei checked the account books, pointed to the gap on it and asked Sun Wukong, "Where are these peaches?" ”
"This, this."
Sun Wukong looked at the number of peaches missing above, his eyes were stunned, and he couldn't speak, just laughing and scratching his head.
Looking at Sun Wukong like this, Lu Wuyi didn't know anything.
It is estimated that this goods has not been turned over the account book since he left for a month.
Thereupon.
The next afternoon.
Lu Wuyi was nothing more than in the peach orchard, busy trying his best to wipe Sun Wukong's buttocks, constantly calling the land god and the wrestlers in the garden.
When the time comes to the unitary.
It's time for the day to get off work again.
Lu Wufei took Sun Wukong out of Pan Taoyuan and returned to the inner mansion of the "Monkey King's Mansion".
Dishes are already prepared in the inner hall of Fuchu.
Lu Wufei took out the account book and pointed to the remaining peach gap on it and said to Sun Wukong: "Next, you are not allowed to move another ripe purple-veined peach, but the peach of the first forest and the second forest can eat a little more than what the teacher told you before."
Listening to the little master's refusal to allow him to move the peaches, and let him eat more peaches, Sun Wukong couldn't help scratching his head and said: "Master, you make it clear, I don't understand a little."
Looking at this greedy wine, Lu Wufei knew that it was not that he couldn't understand it, but that he couldn't listen to it at all now, so he sighed: "Forget it, let's go to Pantaoyuan tomorrow."
Day 2.
Lu Wufei stood between the first forest and the second forest of the peach orchard, and said: "Not only can you not move another big peach in the third forest, but you also have to urge the wrestlers to double the irrigation and hoeing every day to accelerate the growth of the peach, as for these two forests."
Lu Wufei pointed to the first forest and the second forest and said: "You eat a little more than before, so as to cause the overall yield of the peach in the garden to be poor, so that you can slightly cover up the situation of the third forest, but you have to eat carefully, you can't wait for that area to eat, you have to eat evenly."
The next five days.
For four and a half days, he stayed with Sun Wukong in the peach orchard to help him wipe his buttocks.
The remaining half a day was used to visit Zhang Jin, Xi Daoyun and several other senior brothers and sisters of Wuzhuang Temple.
Day 6.
Early morning.
Before the hour.
Monkey King's Mansion, inner hall.
Lu Wufei looked at the sober-eyed Monkey King and said: "When you eat evenly, within a year, you are not allowed to move another peach."
"The teacher has already asked, and in another year, it will be the time for the Queen Mother to hold the peach festival again."
"At that time, the Queen Mother will definitely send Xian'e to pick peaches to feast on the immortals, as long as you don't move around in the next year, the re-ripening peaches will definitely be enough for the feast, and our master and apprentice will not be found out about stealing peaches."
"On the contrary, you must know that this is serious."
"Goku, do you understand"
"Understood, understood."
Sun Wukong scratched his head when he heard this, raised his glass and said, "Come, Master drinks."
Looking at such a look, like listening to it, and like Sun Wukong who didn't listen to it, Lu Wuyi only felt tired.
But when I think of the monkey head when he doesn't drink, he can still find what he says to do, but when he drinks, he can't control it.
Lu Wufei suddenly paid attention, and with a wave of his hand, several dozen jars of wine immediately appeared on the ground.
Lu Wufei immediately raised his glass and said, "Drink"
Not long.
When the last jar of wine bottoms out.
Looking at the drunk and sleeping Monkey King.
Lu Wufei got up and walked to the backyard kitchen.
Soon.
Coming out of the kitchen, he went to the front hall and looked at the few small officials of the Quiet Division and the Ning Shen Division who were standing respectfully with low eyebrows in front of him.
Lu Wufei said solemnly: "I have already taken away the kitchen drinks, after a while, I will go to the logistics department again, and directly cut off their monthly supply of wine to the Great Sage Mansion, you are not allowed to think of any way to help your Great Sage borrow wine, make wine, and come up with ideas, otherwise, I will severely punish you!" ”
After a while, he not only had to go to the Logistics Department of Heavenly Court, but also went to find the land god of Pan Taoyuan, and he was also strictly forbidden to lend Sun Wukong wine to drink, and he also had to find some immortals who were good friends with Sun Wukong, and he also had to inform him.
"Yes, yes."
"The little official must follow the instructions of the great sage and not give my great sage wine to drink."
Facing Lu Wufei, a disciple of Wuzhuang Guan, the two immortals in front of him really didn't have any power to resist.
At this time, when he heard Lu Wufei's serious words, he could only look nervous and panicked, and kept nodding his head to say yes.
cut off Sun Wukong's wine from the source, so that he couldn't drink it if he wanted to.
This is the Heavenly Court, and he can't change up his drinks.
This can be regarded as a crooked method that Lu Wufei thought.
Been together for so long.
Lu Wufei already knew his cheap apprentice very well.
It's okay when I'm not drinking, and I can listen to him.
Once he drinks and gets drunk, he will completely forget everything and be happy to himself.
What's even more speechless is that this monkey doesn't drink much.
Lu Wufei really had no choice but to come up with this crooked trick.
Soon.
Out of the Monkey King Mansion.
Lu Wuyi walked out to implement his crooked tricks.
The identity of the disciple of Wuzhuang Guan works, plus his relationship with Sun Wukong.
It was easy to complete everything he had thought before.
Around noon.
After saying goodbye to Sun Wukong, Lu Wufei came to the West Heaven Gate again.
After a few brief greetings with the wide-eyed Heavenly King who I had just met a few days ago.
Lu Wufei walked out of the West Heavenly Gate again, heading straight for the West Niu Hezhou below.
Call.
The wind is howling in my ears.
Lu Wufei's body was straight, but he couldn't help but think of Sun Wukong in his heart.
With this time to heaven.
Only then did he understand why Sun Wukong would make such a big disaster as making trouble in the Heavenly Palace in his memory.
Because he found that Sun Wukong didn't have much awe in his heart at all.
Whether it's to the heavenly court, or to the rest of the heavens and the earth.
Perhaps there are still people in this heaven and earth who he fears, such as the "Bodhi Patriarch" of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
But that awe is different.
In short, Yi Lu Wuyi has felt so much about Sun Wukong since his first contact.
Otherwise, even if he was drunk, he wouldn't have done such a lawless thing.
After all, unlike mortals, drunkenness cannot be controlled.
With cultivation in the body, drunkenness also fully knows that he is drunk, and he can sober up instantly.
And since Sun Wukong worshipped him as the little master.
Although Lu Wufei had the idea of taking advantage of Sun Wukong's strength at the beginning, he took advantage of Heavenly Court.
But in fact, he took advantage, but he helped Sun Wukong more.
Because of him, the monsters under the command of the monkey monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain did not know how much they would be exterminated by the heavenly soldiers and generals.
Without him, Sun Wukong went to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and was speechless in the face of Wuqu Xingjun.
As for the current matter of Pan Taoyuan.
Lu Wuyi followed up and ate the peach, and his cultivation rose sharply.
But it also comes with a huge risk.
And because he is backed by Wuzhuang Guan, once the incident happens, it is conceivable that he will be attacked by the immortals, and it is estimated that he is still above Sun Wukong.
Of course, the greater the advantage, the greater the risk.
Lu Wufei didn't complain about anything, he was prepared, and he was trying his best to help Sun Wukong with the accounts, fill in the vacancies, and make plans.
As long as Sun Wukong does what he says.
I believe that the peach festival after a year will never be a problem.
And as long as it goes on and on.
The two of them will not be able to eat the peach in the future.
Of course, this is Lu Wufei's most ideal plan, but in the hands of Sun Wukong, I am afraid that it will not be well executed.
Sun Wukong is very smart, but the wildness in his bones is difficult to train.
Perhaps this is also the biggest flaw in his ability to become an earth immortal in just a few decades.
did not experience enough ups and downs, twists and turns, suddenly ascended to a high position, mentality, heart, inevitably proud, rebellious.
Just like Lu Wufei, he knows Sun Wukong's personality and knows that he eats soft and not hard.
So he basically didn't blush with Sun Wukong, even if he was very angry when he read the accounts before, he was angry and couldn't control his mouth, at most he just had a cold face.
Then use soft methods to deal with Sun Wukong and make him obedient.
So I want to come.
In my memory, Sun Wukong has been pressed in the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, and it is not all bad.
At least, Sun Wukong's originally lawless and unruly character has been smoothed out a lot.
Nevertheless.
Lu Wuyi still doesn't want Sun Wukong to fall to the point in his memory and suffer from the disaster of 500 years.
Since when the monkey knelt down in front of him with the Earth Immortal Cultivator, he called out to his master.
And he was moved with compassion.
When he accepted Sun Wukong, he was prepared for this, ready to help the monkey change his life!
I have been practicing for this purpose.
But now, if he wants to better help Sun Wukong in the future, he can't stay in Heaven all the time and stay by the side of this difficult apprentice.
Wait
When he found an opportunity, he stepped into the realm of earth immortals.
I also hope that Sun Wukong can listen to him.
Be quiet, stop being greedy, drunk, and demonic.
As long as he is before the Christmas extravaganza a year from the Queen Mother, then everything can be salvaged.
Heavenly Court for a year.
The Nether for more than three hundred years.
Three hundred years.
Is it enough for him to find an opportunity to become an earth immortal?
Lu Wufei didn't know!
Cultivation is against the sky, there are too many cultivators in the world, how many amazing and brilliant people, trapped in this day for too long, for the rest of their lives.
But for Lu Wufei.
No matter whether 300 years is enough or not, whether it will work or not, he will do his best and leave no room for it.
That's it.
Sun Wukong, Heavenly Court, Taiping Mountain, and even Wuzhuang Temple, all the troubles were left behind by him.
Throw away all those constraints.
He suddenly felt that his whole body was pure, and he felt more relaxed than he had ever been.
Immediately, the robes swayed in the wind and the hunt sounded.
From now on, he is no longer the master of Taiping Mountain, no longer a disciple of Wuzhuang Guan, and no longer a famous "Great Sage of Tongtian".
He's just an ordinary cyclamen looking for an opportunity.
A thought to my heart.
Lu Wufei was physically and mentally happy, and went straight down to the sky.
Three years later.
Nanzhan Buzhou.
The edge of the rolling mountains.
Early morning.
A slender figure dressed in a green robe, wearing a hat, a long knife at his waist, a bow and arrow, and a pathfinder stick, walked out of the foot of the mountain and steadily walked towards the green smoke of the village a little farther away.
Xiaoyang Village, three meters high, in front of the wooden fence full of sharp stake barbs.
Two young men were yawning, leaning in front of the tall thick wooden door, chatting with each other.
At this time, one of the men inadvertently glanced at the foot of the mountain in the distance, and saw a figure walking out of the mountain, and he hurriedly said: "Look, viagra, there"
The tall man who was called viagra immediately turned his head, and saw a figure wearing a green robe and hat on the road leading to the foot of the mountain in the distance, but his face could not be seen clearly, walking towards the village.
"It's early in the morning, that person actually came from the mountains, could it be a monster?"
The short man hurriedly asked, "What should I do, viagra, do you want to call the clan elder?" ”
"Wait."
viagra tall man squinted his eyes and looked at the comer carefully, and then the other party slowly approached, and he could see it clearly, the comer looked like a young man, with a short beard under his chin, a long knife hanging from his waist, a bow and arrows on his back, and a wooden staff in his hand, looking very much like some brave travelers who were masters of art.
He looked at the other party's legs carefully, their legs were tied, and there were a lot of mud stains on their bodies, but they didn't look like monsters.
"I've never seen a youkai so human-like."
After the viagra man saw the figure of the comer, he said: "What's more, you also said that this early in the morning, the monster will not choose this point to go down the mountain"
As he spoke, the man named viagra picked up the iron gun on the side and pushed open the village gate.
(End of chapter)