299. She is colder than fireworks
"Two moons and the same day, the sky is infinite, and look at tonight, time and space are misplaced."
With the sound of distant and ethereal narration, the top of the Forbidden City, the imperial capital tonight, also ushered in a few uninvited guests without invitations.
The first to appear was the undefeated Dongfang who was dressed in red makeup and holding an embroidery needle. [Hu Yifei]
The second is the eunuch who stands by the undefeated side of Dongfang, Wei Zhongxian. [Zeng Xiaoxian]
Then there is the ninja god who is masked and only shows a pair of evil eyes, Hattori Hanzo. [Guan Gu Miraculous]
Then there is the burly man who is holding the black technology Fang Tian painting halberd and is bent on finding Diao Chan, Lu Bu. [Lu Ziqiao]
Again, it was the golden-armored warrior who passed by the top of the Forbidden City, Shao Zhongtian. [Zhang Wei]
Finally, there is the lovely and beautiful flower fairy, the jacaranda. [Xinling]
The top of the Forbidden City.
"Brother Shao Zhongtian, aren't we saving Yumamon? Why are we here in a blink of an eye? Where is this? โ
The touching jacaranda asked Shao Zhongtian if he knew why they were here.
"I, I, I, I... Think we should be... Touched the rift in time and space, and thus crossed over. โ
The golden-armored warriors who passed by were stammering.
"Hahaha, Zhang Wei, I didn't expect you to stutter even if you become a gold-armored warrior!"
There was a burst of laughter from behind the jacaranda and Shao Zhongtian.
The person who laughed was none other than Lu Bu.
"You reckless! You stinky illiterate! You're a three-surnamed slave! โ
When scolding Lu Bu, the gold-armored warrior didn't stutter.
As soon as the two disagreed, they were ready to fight!
"Don't worry, Brother Shaozhongtian, let me add a layer of buff to you."
The jacaranda exerted healing power on Shao Zhongtian, and immediately cured the stuttering symptoms of the gold-armored warrior, and also attached an external equipment to the gold-armored warrior - Horcrux Eight Spider Spear.
The [Golden Armor Warrior] has also been officially renamed [Flower Armor Warrior]!
"Golden Armor Warrior, Energy Activated!"
"Energy Ray!"
The gold-armored warrior took the lead in attacking Lu Buping A.
Lu Bu took this trick hard, and then he stepped forward, holding Fang Tian's halberd and playing close combat with the gold-armored warrior with the sword.
As a result, just when the two were in the middle of a fierce fight, the lost ninja Hattori Hanzo was also involved in this battle!
"Hey! I just wanted to ask for directions! Yaga! โ
But for this foreigner, the gold-armored warrior and Lu Bu were not used to it at all, and as soon as the two of them turned around, they immediately beat up Hattori Hanzo.
Rao is Hattori, who has the title of "God of Ninja", is half-hidden under the flood of attacks of the Armor Warriors and Lu Bu, and he is also embarrassed, and has been using [Ninjutsu Ninjutsu Ninja Clone] to break left and right.
"Yaga! You're targeting me! Look at the moves! Destruction of the Heavenly Demons! โ
Hattori Hanzo split into dozens of shadow clones in an instant, forming a ten-way demon killing array, and in an instant, several energy beams shot out!
And the sixtieth warriors and Lu Bu in the big array used their respective defensive skills.
"U-Shield!"
"Peerless Technique: Flurry Spring and Autumn!"
And Dongfang, who was watching this battle from the sidelines, couldn't help but itch her hands, she boasted that she was the first in the world in martial arts, and as the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect, she was never afraid of any opponent!
"Feifei, be careful, I'll cheer you on~ha~"
The dead eunuch Wei Zhongxian looked at Dongfang undefeated with affection.
But Dongfang was undefeated and did not appreciate it, she pushed Wei Zhongxian away, and then with a flick of her hand, the embroidery needle in her hand flew towards the Huajia warrior.
The four-way brawl has officially begun!
The six-faced warrior waved the eight-sided sword in his hand: "The power of the dawn!" โ
Lu Bu threw the Fang Tian Painting Halberd Body that had been cut in two into two by the sky: "Storm Whirlwind Blade!" โ
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Love Apartments, 3601.
At this moment, everyone is attracted by this visual effects blockbuster, although the plot is basically absent, but it does not prevent them from having a good time!
"What about me, what about me? I'm playing Diao Chan, I should be on the stage right away! โ
Tang Youyou couldn't even care about eating beef buns, and asked Chen Meijia anxiously when she would play.
"Of course, you're on your way on horseback!"
Chen Meijia replied confidently.
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The picture turns, and the top of the Forbidden City.
"At this time, Diao Chan is still on the way to come on horseback."
The distant and ethereal voice of narration sounded, but this did not prevent the fierce battle between the four sides.
The golden armor warrior blessed by the power of the flower fairy, Lu Bu, the strongest man on land, Hattori Hanzo, the god of ninjas, and the undefeated Dongfang, the number one in the world, the four of them fought together.
"Special Move: Arrival of the Flower God!"
In an instant, the top of the Forbidden City bloomed like a sea, and the golden-armored warrior laughed in the bushes.
This smile deals +10086 mental damage to enemies!
"Stop!"
A voice sounded from a distant place, and the owner of this voice was none other than the belated Diao Chan.
It's just that when the camera pulls in, the audience finds that Diao Chan is still a stickman.
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The fantasy ends.
"Isn't it, that's gone? Why am I a stickman! "Ms. Tang was aggrieved.
"The director sent me these storyboard scripts, and he said that Diao Chan hadn't started painting yet." Chen Meijia said in a good time.
"Isn't it time to fall in love after the crossing?" Zeng Xiaoxian was very unhappy that the character Dongfang in the play was undefeated and did not accept his affection.
Lu Ziqiao: "Although there is basically no plot, I have to say that it is very tasteful!" โ
"Agreed!"
Zhang Wei, Hu Yifei, Guan Gu, Ziqiao, and Xinling are very satisfied with this plot.
"How much does the special effects of this drama have to burn."
Qin Yu sighed from the perspective of the investor, Qin Yu had heard that the special effects of the 2010 "Armored Warriors: Emperor Hero" were also very cool, which of the investors behind it was not full of confidence at that time?
In the end, the box office was a mess, and the special effects of that movie burned money, and the company behind it was directly burned down!
"Meijia, sign me, I am Shaozhongtian Bentian!"
"Sign me, sign me, I was born to play Lu Bu's man!"
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Zhang Weizi and Qiao Zhi and others took this matter seriously, it seems that they really want to enter the showbiz.
"Don't worry, na, the director just called, I'll ask." Chen Meijia took out her mobile phone and said for a while.
Chen Meijia began to answer the phone, and then the expressions on everyone's faces changed from the initial expectation to disappointment - because the director did not fool the investment, this drama is still a "three-no product".
The money is not enough, the actors are undecided, and the script is not available.
And the director said that even if filming really starts, these main roles are not prepared for Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao, for example, Dongfang is undefeated, and the director wants to invite Qingxia to play...... The director just wanted Zhang Wei to play the role of the person watching the battle.
Hu Yifei pointed at himself in disbelief: "Song Bingjia." โ
Zhang Wei: "Cannon fodder B." โ
Guan Gu: "Rogue C." โ
Lu Ziqiao: "Bandits." โ
Finally, there is the sad Tang Youyou: "There is also a stickman on horseback!" โ
Seeing this miserable and tragic scene of everyone, Ji Nuolan, who had always been unsmiling and in a depressed mood, finally burst out laughing.
Ji Nuolan laughed, and Qin Yu laughed too.
Qin Yu picked up the script on the dining table that was regarded as a treasure by everyone just now, but now it is regarded as a shoe.
"Don't... Don't worry, there are cases on this book "Agent Express - From Beginner to Ground", I will definitely find a way to turn things around again! โ
Chen Meijia implored everyone to believe in her again.
But it's clear that Tang Youyou and they don't buy it:
"You're fired!" 7
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In the afternoon, the autumn is high and cool, and the sky is high and cloudy.
Love Apartment, 3603.
Zhang Wei was walking around the living room, disturbing Ji Nuolan and unable to concentrate on reading.
"Tsk, Zhang Wei, don't grind, if you want to fight, you can fight."
Ji Nuolan asked Zhang Wei to make a decisive appointment with Weiwei, and don't keep wandering around here and disturbing her reading.
"But... Season... Sister-in-law, wouldn't it be a little abrupt for me to call the past so abruptly? And I'm still her defeated subordinate, will she not be interested in what I'm talking about? โ
Zhang Wei was very hesitant about this.
"Hey, Zhang Wei, are you tangled up like this? Master, how do I usually teach you, sometimes the charm of a man is simple and rude, a straight ball to attack the past, and resign yourself to fate. Lu Ziqiao complained on the side.
"When I was twenty years old, I also shouted to the sky that my life was up to me, but now that I'm twenty-seven, I just want God to stop playing with me.
So I think you're resigned to your fate is very unreliable. โ
Zhang Wei vetoed Lu Ziqiao's suggestion.
"Sister Xinling, you, you... Do you think I should add Weiwei's Weibo first to find some common topics? โ
"Then if you add Weibo, Brother Zhang Wei, you find that you and Weiwei still don't have a common topic, what should you do?" Sister Xinling raised her question.
"Can I cooperate with her, I can also pay attention to these things, so that there will be a topic?" Zhang Wei Licking Dog spoke.
"How did Master teach you? The sister is not blindly catered to, and the man must have a tone when he gets started! "Lu Ziqiao, the world is sober
"Is it very untoned to play Weibo?" Zhang Wei asked Xinling's sister.
"It depends on whether the avatar is handsome or not." Xinling, who was changing her shoes, replied.
Sister Xinling's shoes are ready to go out to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, Sister Xinling's private clothes today are very daily, baseball jacket + high-waisted jeans + canvas shoes, full of vitality, the uncles and aunts in the vegetable market will definitely like Sister Xinling!
"Like... Am I so handsome? Zhang Wei pointed to himself.
"It's very untoned." Xin Ling answered.
"Zhang Wei, hiding behind Weibo and peeping has no way out, it will only expose your obscene original form!" Lu Ziqiao hates that iron does not become steel.
As soon as Lu Ziqiao's words fell, Qin Yu pushed the door and came in:
"Zhang Wei, Yumo just sent me a message to tell me that she said that Weiwei was drinking in her bar. Didn't the psychiatrist say that the bell must be tied to the bell, you go and talk to Weiwei, maybe you can cure your stuttering. โ
"Let's go now, Zhang Wei, I'll be your wingman, and I won't believe that I can't cure you as a lewd voyeur man today."
Lu Ziqiao took Zhang Wei to the Lonely Corner Bar together.
After Xinling's sister said hello to Qin Yu, she went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.
After Xinling left, only Qin Yu and Ji Nuolan were left in the room.
"Lan Lan, why don't we go to the bar to be Zhang Wei's family and friend group?" Qin Yu leaned into Ji Nuolan's ear and said.
Qin Yu found that Ji Nuolan had fallen into a depressed mood recently, which was manifested in the fact that she had no interest in everything in the outside world - she said that she wanted to read a book, but Qin Yu found that after an afternoon, the pages in Ji Nuolan's hand had not been turned at all.
Qin Yu was a little worried about this.
"I'm not interested, Zhang Wei, they finally left, can you just let me be quiet for a while?"
Ji Nuolan didn't even glance at Qin Yu, his face was expressionless, and his tone was calm.
It's just that Ji Nuolan, who looks like this, didn't scare Qin Yu, and when he was caught off guard, Qin Yu hugged Ji Nuolan to the princess, and was so scared that the book in Ji Nuolan's hand fell - the book was "She is brighter than fireworks".
"Put me down!"
"Don't let go."
"If you don't let me go, I'll hate you for the rest of my life!"
"Whatever."
โโฆโฆ I'm going to hate you for the rest of my life. โ
Ji Nuolan burst into tears and muttered softly.
When Qin Yu heard this, he hugged Ji Nuolan even tighter.
Ji Nuolan actually didn't hate Qin Yu, Ji Nuolan She actually hated the ignorant [Ji Nuolan] ten years ago, she hated her willfulness, hated her for making herself a... A hen that doesn't lay eggs.
But Qin Yu hugged Ji Nuolan tightly, he and her were not separated from life, and there was only death in this life.
This brought tears to the eyes of Ji Nuolan.
Qin Yu likes other women, and it is inevitable that there is a reason why Qin Yu wants other women to continue his bloodline and pass on the lineage;
But Qin Yu likes Ji Nuolan, but only because she is Ji Nuolan, that's all, nothing else.
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He loves her, and this trip is unhesitating, it is the firmness that he knows he can't do, just because she will always be the best in his youth memory.
(End of chapter)