315. Five guns plus one cannon VS the village girl is coming
Saturday morning, the sun was shining.
A group of people on the sixth floor of the Love Apartment gathered at 3601 for breakfast, and then they were ready to leave for a paintball club on the outskirts of the magic capital.
A group of eleven people plus the barmaid, a total of twelve people, went to Baoshan District.
In addition, the barmaid was out of the limelight today, and everyone else honestly went in a four-wheeled car. is different from Yumo, she is wearing a bright black tight-fitting motorcycle suit, riding a Kawasaki ER6N, and her style is very semen-absorbing - when Yumo's fat buttocks fall on the motorcycle seat, Qin Yu admitted that the evil fire in his heart is rising.
Qin Yu, who was wearing sunglasses, thought to himself, sooner or later, he would have to let Yumo wear this motorcycle suit to challenge his weakness.
A group of people surrounded Yumo's locomotive, which is full of industrial beauty, will not only make Lu Zhanbo's adrenaline soar, but also make Hu Yifei's blood pressure soar!
Lu Zhanbo, the stinky younger brother, used to like the Autobot model of Transformers, but now he actually wants to learn Yumo and buy a locomotive?!
Lu Zhanbo dared to buy it, and Hu Yifei dared to break his leg!
In order to dispel Lu Zhanbo's idea of buying a locomotive, Hu Yifei did not hesitate to read in his ear the dangers of a big toy like a locomotive, drag racing is very dangerous!
When Qin Yumo on the side heard this, he only felt that Hu Yifei was possessed by Qin Yu, because Qin Yu had also talked to her like this before. Moreover, even if the locomotive was bought, Qin Yu also had three chapters with Yumo, first, the speed of the car could not exceed 50 yards, second, the speed of the car could not exceed 50 yards, and third, the speed of the car could not exceed 50 yards.
At that time, Yumo wanted to say that the speed of the car could not exceed 50 yards, so she might as well buy a small electric donkey. It's just that Yumo also understands that Qin Yu is also worried about her safety; Moreover, if she really dares to say that it is better to buy a small electric donkey and something like this, Yumo estimates that Qin Yu can really do this, Qin Yu thinks that Emma's electric car is quite good.
The locomotive became an electric car, and Bai Maolun became milk tea Lun, and Qin Yumo couldn't help but feel a chill when he thought of that picture.
As a result, the barkeeper had no choice but to accept the three chapters of the three laws proposed by Qin Yu, if Yumo didn't agree, then she would have been taught a bad lesson by Qin Yu at that time.
Well, it was all because of Qin Yu's obscenity that Yumo agreed.
In fact, Yumo thinks that there is no need for everyone to regard the sport of riding a motorcycle too much as a flood beast, and the reason why everyone feels that riding a motorcycle is unsafe is that it is harmed by a group of people who do not wear helmets, do not wear armor, and drag racing at will;
Do a good job of safety protection, don't go up when riding, and drive safely. To do this, Yumo thinks that riding a motorcycle is also a good hobby.
Another reason why the locomotive is disgusted by the public is that the atmosphere in the motorcycle circle is very chaotic, I won't talk about it here, anyway, those things have nothing to do with Qin Yumo, she is a person who rides the locomotive into a small electric donkey, and she has nothing to do with those messy things at all, and she won't go to the side, this bit of proportion Yumo still has, otherwise Qin Yu should really be unhappy.
Lu Zhanbo finally dispelled the idea of buying a motorcycle under the threat of his elder sister Hu Yifei.
After some commotion, the group of people was finally about to set off, but before leaving, Chen Meijia made some noise, and she scrambled to take Yumo's locomotive.
Yumo handed her a helmet, and then patted the back seat of the locomotive, seeing this, Chen Meijia also smiled, and hurriedly took the locomotive up, still hugging Yumo's hourglass waist, with a happy expression on her face.
On the way to the paintball club, Yumo and Mika are chatting.
"Mika, do you like locomotives too?"
Yumo saw Chen Meijia scrambling to take her motorcycle, so he thought that Meijia also had a heart to chase the wind.
"It's because of one person that I like locomotives."
Meijia's words are full of memories.
"Like falling in love with a city because of a man? Who is that person? Yu Mo asked curiously.
"My first love."
"Ziqiao?"
"Ahh Lu Ziqiao, he is not my first love, my first boyfriend, his name is Xiaolong, Ziqiao, he is at most a substitute for Xiaolong! Chen Meijia retorted loudly to Yu Mo.
"Then what does your first boyfriend have to do with motorcycles? Could it be that he was hit by a locomotive......"
Before Yumo could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Mika.
"No, no, Xiaolong is a motorcyclist, known as the Jiangnan car king, I used to sit in the back seat of his motorcycle, let him take me for a ride, wherever I go." Chen Meijia told the story of his first boyfriend.
"Jiang... Gangnam Car King? โ
Qin Yumo was thundered by this title: "Then why did you break up later?" โ
"It's because he was going to Australia to participate in the Autumn Famous Mountain Blood Racing Race, and after eating a plate of teppanyaki, we broke up, and after that, I lost my footing and met Lu Ziqiao's big bastard." Chen Meijia gritted her teeth.
"Australia? Mt. Akina? Do you want to put aside this initial D? Ahem, Meijia, what do I think of this little dragon man and Lu Ziqiao. โ
Qin Yumo complained.
But it is obvious that in Chen Meijia's mind, first love is sacrosanct, and she has beautified every bit of that little dragon man.
"I really want to experience the feeling of flying close to the ground again, that's the youth I can never go back to." Chen Meijia muttered.
"Mika, do you really want to experience the feeling of flying close to the ground?"
"Uh-huh."
"Then you're going to have to hug my sister's waist."
"Sister Yumo, what do you want to do? Actually, I think a 30-yard drive is pretty good. โ
"No, I have to give you back the feeling of youth today."
In fact, it's just that Qin Yumo himself wants to fly close to the ground, even if he will be taught a lesson by Qin Yu afterwards that he can't close his legs, Yumo still wants to fulfill Meijia's (himself) wish!
"Ah!!!! This youth feels like whoever loves to find it!! I don't want it, old lady!!! โ
Chen Meijia's screams flashed from the side of Qin Yu's car.
"Did something fly by?" Xinling's sister, who was sitting in Qin Yu's passenger seat, said innocently.
Qin Yu, who heard this, was full of black lines, Qin Yumo, this guy really didn't fight for three days, so he went to the house to uncover the tiles. It seems that the rope candle or something, it's time to come in handy, Qin Yu thought so.
And after the lesson, she had to take away Qin Yumo's locomotive key, and when she was happy to serve Master Qin again one day, Qin Yu would consider returning it to her.
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Qin Yu: The paintball club they came to today is actually located in a park to be precise - yesterday I said that today's expenses are all covered by Boss Qin, and Qin Yu is not stingy, he directly booked a European-style manor at the B&B next to the park.
After a group of people changed into fun live-action CS costumes in their respective rooms and came out, a group of people couldn't help but look at each other.
Don't say it, don't say it, Qin Yu wearing this kind of camouflage uniform is really a walking hormone, who said that only men are controlled by uniforms? Anyway, the senior sister looked at Qin Yu's eyes and was already sluggish, and tears flowed out of the corners of her mouth.
And Sister Xinling and Ji Nuolan put on this kind of clothes similar to military uniforms, they are also pure and lustful, and they have a unique charm, they are like that kind of medical soldiers or literary soldiers, they really want to take them prisoner, and then hehe~
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At about nine o'clock in the morning, the group of people in the love apartment finally arrived at the paintball field and arrived at this place where there are grievances and revenge.
The men and women stood separately, and before the start of the game, they also released a wave of cruel words to each other in accordance with international practice.
On the boys' team, Qin Yu leads the captaincy (Qin Yu is the owner of this event after all), and the team members include Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, Zhang Wei, Lu Zhanbo, Guan Gu Magic, and the team name is the [Five Guns and One Cannon] team.
On the girls' team, Hu Yifei leads the captaincy (Hu Yifei is simply competitive, so she is rushing to be the captain), the team members are Ji Nuolan, Wei Xiaoyu, Xinling, Yumo, Youyou, Meijia, and the team name is [Village Aunt is Coming] team.
The name "Village Aunt is Coming" was given by Yumo, and in the virtual game of Xia Guo, you will find that boys like to play women's numbers, while girls like to play men's numbers, and beautiful women always like to take some ugly and cute names to avoid harassment by lewd men.
"The village girl is coming" was born under this guiding ideology.
If the village aunts have the appearance of Yumo and them, then the village aunts are actually not impossible!
A bunch of boys want to join Feifei!
Once you've chosen a side, it's time to discuss tactics.
First of all, the camera is given to the boys' team.
Captain Qin Yu followed the advice, opened the way of speech, asked the sages, and a group of people discussed with me word by word.
Lu Ziqiao: "My thinking is very clear, squat!" As long as you have patience, you will be able to surprise you. โ
"Damn, Ziqiao, you are actually more obscene than me, who said that you wanted revenge yesterday, how can you deal with a group of girls and use this kind of bladder tactic."
Zhang Wei complained.
Lu Zhanbo: "I think it's better to act separately and fight yourself." โ
"It's okay, then our new tactic is to fight ourselves, they must not have expected it!" Lu Ziqiao echoed.
"By the way, Guan Gu-san, I think you are suitable to be a commando, you lure the enemy in front, how about it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly made this suggestion, Zeng Xiaoxian is worthy of being a slut, the reason why he came up with this idea is because he thinks that Guan Gu Sang is a cherry blossom soldier, and the girl on the opposite side is estimated to be able to gather fire Guan Gu, which is the first reaction of every Xia country person after picking up the gun.
"Why?" Guan Gu was puzzled.
Sekiya-san is a very simple person.
"No... It's nothing, Zeng Xiaoxian just said to play, thinking that you are tall and suitable for this tactic. โ
Qin Yu interrupted the conversation between Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu - Zeng Xiaoxian's proposal was too damaging, but if Guan Gu was shrewd and understood Zeng Xiaoxian's words, then he might have to turn his face with Zeng Xiaoxian now.
A group of people snorted and fooled over.
The camera is then given to the girls' team.
Xinling and Chen Meijia first asked Hu Yifei about the technical problems of how to play paintball guns, and then the girls began to discuss tactics.
Hu Yifei swore and said: "I think, we have to hold together, as the so-called indiscriminate punching to kill the master, we have a lot of strength."
The boy on the opposite side must be full of psychological advantages for us at this time, and he doesn't take us seriously, but this is precisely the way they perish, because the arrogant soldiers will be defeated! โ
Of course, the other girls who don't know anything about gunplay games also agree with Yifei's tactics.
After discussing the tactics, the battle officially began.
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Three hours later, the battle ended with the wails of the boys.
The village girl came to the team and defeated the five-gun plus one-gun team.
(End of chapter)