Until the evening when I was in the live broadcast room, some netizens asked Qi Wan, "Teacher Qi, that Zhang Bin is the Zhang Bin who bought the water army to hack you, right?" ”

"That's it! It must be him. ”

"That's right! Didn't you tell the story that the anchor told yesterday? There are always a pair of eyes looking at him, and he must be talking about the girl who was forced to death by Zhang Bin! ”

"That Zhang Bin is simply so hateful, how can there be such a bad person?"

"I heard that I've been arrested, I don't know if it's real or fake?"

"Really! I heard from the staff of Yiyu that they were arrested early in the morning! ”

"The anchor is really doing the right thing for heaven! Bring good people! ”

"Yes, I didn't expect that the anchor is such a positive person."

"Oh my God, how can a ghost teller be so righteous and awe-inspiring?"

"My husband is the most handsome!"

"Why are you everywhere? Can you die if you don't commit nymphomaniac? ”

……

Qi Wan looked at the barrage posted by the audience, and spread his hands very innocently, "I am also a five-good young man who was born and grew up under the red flag, okay?" Of course, it's full of positive energy! ”

"Here, I can teach you a little trick!"

The audience pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what Qi Wan's tips were.

Just listen to Qi Wandao, "What about this little trick, that is, it is difficult to find a police uncle!" ”

“……”

"God is looking for a police uncle."

"I'm scared by you, can I call the police to arrest you?"

"Hey! Alarm! It's this anchor, he fools people! ”

"This kind of little trick, Lao Tzu knows more than a dozen!"

Seeing that the audience condemned him one after another, Qi Wan looked innocent and said very seriously, "What's wrong?" Isn't that right? We've learned it since we were kids! It's hard to find a police uncle. ”

"Of course, the premise is that you don't harass the police uncle, it's illegal to maliciously call 110."

"However, if you are too scared to move, and you don't even dare to make a phone call, I have a little trick for you here, and you need to write it down here!"

Although he was deceived by Qi Wan once, the audience still wanted to hear what other skills this Teacher Qi had.

Maybe it's not a lie this time?

After all, Qi Wan had just deceived them once, so he couldn't fool them again, right?

Sure enough, Qi Wan said it very seriously.

"What I'm going to teach you is a twenty-word proverb! If you encounter something you are afraid of, or if you feel that you have encountered a ghost, read it out loud, absolutely inviolable! ”

Twenty-four words of proverbs?

Sounds like a great thing.

The audience pricked up their ears one after another, and someone really picked up the pen and planned to write down these twenty-four words of proverbs!

Of course, there are also smart friends who directly click on the screen recording.

"These 24-character mottos are prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness!"

After all, this is a parallel world, and everyone does not know the famous core values of socialism.

As soon as these 24-character proverbs come out, they are absolutely shocking!

"I really counted it, it's 24 words."

"Could it be that these 24-character proverbs can really be good luck and avoid evil?"

"Write it down, if it's useless, old thief Qi, you just wait and see!"

"Why do I think something is wrong?"

"I think there's something weird about it, too."

"No matter, write it down anyway!"

"I'm going to memorize it! Just in case! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Back it down! ”

Qi Wan cleared his throat and looked at everyone with a serious face, "Although I have passed on these twenty-four words of proverbs to you, I still hope that everyone will never use the day when these twenty-four words of proverbs will be used." ”

"After all......," Qi Wan sighed, and said in a very regretful tone, "if you really use these twenty-four words of proverb, it means that you have encountered something unclean, or you have encountered something terribly frightened. ”

"Isn't the most frightening thing I've ever encountered listening to your ghost story?"

"I once suspected that Qi Lao Thief was a ghost, otherwise why would the ghost stories he told be so scary. I'm sorry I was wrong. ”

"After listening to Mr. Qi's live broadcast for a few days, I finally heard something useful! Fast! Write it down in a small notebook! ”

Seeing that the audience seemed to really believe it, Qi Wan secretly laughed in his heart, and then clapped his hands, so that everyone's attention returned to himself, "Okay." Now that we've spoken these 24-character proverbs, it's time for us to start today's official live broadcast! However, I would like to remind you that the elderly, children, pregnant women, and all kinds of people suffering from diseases that are not suitable for listening to ghost stories should leave quickly! Our ghost story plot is about to begin! ”

"High energy ahead!! This is serious! ”

reminded him twice, and Qi Wan officially started today's live broadcast.

"First of all, I still have to finish the humorous little story from yesterday. I looked at everyone's speculation and it was almost ......"

"No one guessed right!"

Of course, because ...... Although this is a funny ghost story, in fact, there are no ghosts!

How could the audience possibly guess?

Qi Wan smiled at the camera, "After the driver sent the beauty to the place yesterday, he didn't dare to ask for money, and when he saw the beauty get out of the car, he drove away quickly with one foot on the accelerator!" ”

When the beautiful woman saw the taxi driver leaving, she stood directly at the intersection, crossed her hands on her waist, pointed to the taxi in the distance and cursed.

Then, the audience in the live broadcast room seemed to see a beautiful woman in front of them, scolding at a taxi that was fleeing quickly.

Qi Wan imitated a woman's shrill voice, "Is this driver sick?" As soon as I bent down to pick up something, he braked, and his nose bleed! Fortunately, the old lady's nose is real! Hum! Even if you know each other, you didn't ask the old lady for money. If you dare to ask the old lady for money, the old lady will let you pay for the medical expenses first! ”

At this point, the whole story was finished, and Qi Wan stopped.

And when they heard this, the audience reacted.

"I'm going? So this beauty isn't a ghost? ”

"So, the bloody picture that the driver saw knocked the beautiful woman's nose into blood?"

"No wonder Mr. Qi said that this ghost story is a humorous story."

"Hahahaha, just ask the taxi driver how big the shadow is in his heart!"

"Don't you say it's a ghost story? What about the ghosts in this story? Eaten by the anchor? ”

"Isn't there anyone who sympathizes with the beauty? The beauties were all hit and bled out. ”

"I don't know whether to sympathize with the driver or the beautiful woman."

After the audience giggled and laughed for a long time, Qi Wan said very innocently, "I have already said it, this is a humorous ghost story!" ”