Chapter 31: Everyone is responsible

Qi Wan and the system guessed correctly, Jiang Yiwen watched the video in the live broadcast two days ago, and tonight, Jiang Yiwen stayed in Qi Wan's live broadcast room before 8 o'clock.

Jiang Yiwen thought that he had arrived early enough, but he didn't expect that in the dark live broadcast room, there were a lot of boring netizens chatting with the barrage.

Even, Jiang Yiwen saw some netizens brushing her in the barrage.

"I really want to know what Teacher Qi's cousin does."

"That's right, it looks like Teacher Qi and his cousin have a good relationship."

"That's right! My cousin looks so beautiful and has such a temperament. ”

"I don't know when I'll see my cousin again."

"I heard from a friend in the hospital that Mr. Qi took his cousin to the hospital to bandage it today, and it seems that he twisted his foot while he was at the airport."

"Hahaha! Did you twist your foot while running at the airport? ”

"I'm at the airport! At that time, Mr. Qi dragged his cousin to run, and my cousin wore a 10cm high heel, and she was running up, I thought my cousin had special skills and could run in high heels! ”

"It's weird to run in high heels and not twist your feet, right?"

"I just want to know if my cousin has repaired Teacher Qi."

"Hahaha! Don't be like this, if my cousin repairs Teacher Qi, I suspect that Teacher Qi will make my cousin into his story. ”

"Wouldn't it? How could Teacher Qi treat his cousin like this? Besides, isn't the protagonist of Mr. Qi's story always Zhang San? ”

"There is also Zhang Bin!"

Jiang Yiwen gritted his teeth when he saw it, Qi Xiaowan! If this little bunny dares to make himself up in his story, he will definitely look good!

Qi Wan didn't know what his cousin was thinking, and he had already made up his mind, planning to tell two stories about the elevator tonight, reminding his cousin that when you take the elevator alone, be careful!

Hey!

Qi Wan snickered twice and opened his live broadcast room.

It was still a hot scene, Qi Wan greeted the audience in the live broadcast room, "Hello everyone, welcome to listen to Mr. Qi's story." ”

The audience was also very enthusiastic.

"Hello Teacher Qi!"

"Hello husband!"

"Teacher Qi! Does my cousin live with you? ”

"Teacher Qi, I want to see my cousin!"

Seeing that there was someone in the barrage who wanted to see his cousin, Qi Wan immediately twitched the corners of his mouth.

See?

It is impossible to show them look.

"Okay, my cousin and I are so old, how can we live together? Of course it's separated, I just went to pick up the plane, and sent my cousin home and came back. ”

"Nonsense! You even took your cousin to the hospital! The barrage immediately debunked Qi Wan's nonsense.

"That's it! You ran wild at the airport with your cousin, and your cousin broke her foot, and you didn't take care of your cousin? ”

???

Qi Wan, who saw the barrage, was stunned, these are still not his fans?

Why did they all talk to their cousins?

Isn't he better looking than his cousin?

The corners of Qi Wan's mouth twitched, and he didn't plan to talk to this group of viewers, "You audience, you are all fake fans, and you are actually facing my cousin so quickly?" ”

"In that case, then I won't talk to everyone, I'll concentrate on telling stories."

As soon as this remark came out, it caused a group of wives and fans to feel distressed, and they all shouted that they liked Teacher Qi the most.

Qi Wancai doesn't take the words of these people seriously, he likes himself the most?

But they can have a prefer.

Fans love ...... Alas! Don't talk about it.

"Yesterday, we told the story of a telephone pole, saying that Zhang San saw two people on the telephone pole."

"Alas!" Qi Wan shook his head, looking extremely regretful, "It's all said to be a humorous ghost story, but no one guessed correctly, you guys are so disappointed to me!" ”

Sighing, Qi Wancai smiled sheepishly, "Yesterday we said that the people in the village stabbed Zhang San out of the fact that he saw two people on the telephone pole. As a result, it has attracted the attention of some media. ”

"On this day, someone remembered to interview Zhang San, and wanted to ask if Zhang San really saw those two people."

Qi Wan paused, and the audience also raised their hearts, waiting very nervously for Qi Wan to say the following plot.

"Zhang San, so he took the reporter to the vicinity of the telephone pole, pointed to the telephone pole and asked the reporter innocently, can't you see such two big people?"

The audience suddenly "hissed", could it be that there are really two people on this telephone pole?

"The reporter is also frightened! Where are the people? Why didn't you see it yourself? ”

I saw Zhang San pointing to the telephone pole and saying it very seriously.

Qi Wan changed the voice of a little boy and said a sentence seriously, "Everyone is responsible for protecting the cable!" Isn't that two herringbones? ”

The barrage paused for a moment, and then floated through an ellipsis.

"So, those two people are two 'people' words?"

"I'm scared to death, you told me you saw two words?"

"Zhang San's wave of operations, I am convinced."

"I estimate that when Zhang San returns home, a meal of stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots is indispensable."

"It has been identified, the bear child is correct!"

"I just want to ask, did the reporter collapse when he heard Zhang San's answer?"

"I knew that Mr. Qi was telling a humorous story, why did I believe his nonsense so naively?"

"I was wrong, usually the last humorous story, you don't have to take it that seriously."

……

Qi Wanyi spread his hands, "I said it all, this is a humorous ghost story, you guys think too much about it." ”

"Huh! Blame me? ”

"Qi old dog! I'm so! ”

"Husband, you're so naughty, does your mother know?"

"Husband, you are so sassy, I can't forgive you without your hug!"

Qi Wan completely ignored the barrage that teased him, took a sip calmly, and then continued, "Our story today is about to officially begin, everyone prepare a small bench for melon seeds and beer!" ”

"Today's story is two stories about elevators, if the audience is outside, hurry home, I'm afraid you won't dare to do the elevator after listening!"

"In addition, the old rules, the elderly, children, pregnant women, and any viewers who are not suitable for being frightened should leave the live broadcast room quickly! High energy is already on its way! ”