Chapter 34: Why Don't You Wait for Me?

After another gag with the audience, Qi Wan smiled, "Okay, our first story is over, and then it's the next story, are everyone's melon seeds and beer benches ready?" ”

“tui! Qi old thief! What kind of melon seed beer to prepare, Lao Tzu just swallowed melon seeds, heard your story, and now the melon seed pickup is in his throat! ”

"Alas! I squirted beer all over the table, and now the keyboard is useless. ”

"Don't believe Teacher Qi! This man is a dog! ”

"Teacher Qi is a real dog! I'm curious, where did he come up with so many scary stories? ”

"Alas! Husband, it's too difficult for me, isn't it good for you to eat with your face? Do you have to tell ghost stories? ”

Eat by your face?

That's absolutely impossible!

No matter how bad it is, I still have a system, and I can still gnaw at the old, how can I be reduced to eating by my face?

Too lazy to pay attention to the barrage, Qi Wan first emphasized his exemption clause twice, and then started today's second story, "Okay, our second story today is still related to the elevator." ”

"Zhang San worked overtime at night......"

As soon as he finished saying this, a cry began to float through the barrage.

"Can you not talk about overtime? I'm still shivering in the office, waiting for someone to come to my rescue! ”

"I'm going to send Teacher Qi's story to my boss when I go back, it's life-threatening to work overtime!"

"Big brother, I'm a security guard, do you know how many people called me tonight to go up and pick them up?"

……

The corners of Qi Wan's mouth twitched, a story of his own had just begun, why did this group of people react so much?

"Hee-hee! Host, that's because your story is so infectious! Come on, host! Maybe today's scare score will be record-breaking! ”

Qi Wan was happy when he heard the system's words, since the system said so, it means that the fright value provided to him by the story just now...... Definitely no less!

Qi Wan, who was in a good mood, then began to continue, "Zhang San's office is on the 27th floor, and he took the elevator downstairs after working overtime. Just sat in, Zhang Sanyi touched his pocket. Ah! I didn't bring my phone! ”

Suddenly, a young man in front of the audience appeared in front of his eyes, feeling in his pocket in the elevator looking for his mobile phone.

It's just that soon, the audience seems to see...... The elevator stopped.

Zhang San was planning to wait for the elevator to reach the first floor, and then he would sit back on the 27th floor to get his mobile phone. As a result, the elevator actually stopped at 23! ”

"Zhang San is still strange, is there someone who works overtime until so late like him?"

"It's a strange time!" Qi Wan strengthened his tone and paused.

Then he continued, "A human head suddenly flashed in at the elevator door!" This person looked at Zhang San with straight eyes! Asked, why did you leave work so late? ”

The audience was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the human head.

In the past, they saw a complete ghost, but now they see only one human head?!

Zhang San was also taken aback, and quickly pressed the button to turn off the elevator. When the elevator door closed slowly, Zhang San seemed to be able to hear the sound of people talking outside the elevator, why didn't you wait for me? ”

Why don't you wait for me......

Qi Wan's voice seemed to come from a distance, and it still had an echo, and the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly shuddered.

Wait for the fart!

With only one head, who will wait for you?

Why don't you come back when you have the body?!

The audience was still frightened, and Qi Wan's voice came out again, "Zhang San quickly returned to the 27th floor and took his mobile phone, he once wondered if he had just read it wrong. After all...... How can the head fly? ”

Hearing Qi Wan say this, the audience also had doubts, yes, how could the head fly?

Zhang San should have read it wrong, right?

So, Zhang San had the courage to leave the office.

When he pressed the elevator, he saw the elevator...... It's from the 23rd floor! ”

Hearing that the elevator came up from the 23rd floor, the audience panicked, the head was met on the 23rd floor just now, and now the elevator stopped on the 23rd floor, does it mean something?

Zhang San, want to be cold?

"Zhang San was also scared in his heart, but after all, he was a big man, so he didn't believe that he could really see ghosts!"

"But ......"

When the elevator door opened, Zhang San suddenly fainted in fright!"

Hearing that Zhang San fainted in fright, the audience was stupid, why did this not have a process, and suddenly fainted?

Zhang San, what did you see?

"Because...... As soon as the elevator door opened, it was the same head just now! He's up again! ”

The first time he saw Zhang San, he asked Zhang San, why are you pressing the elevator again?

Why are you again?

Why are you again......

In all fairness, the audience felt that if they encountered such a situation, they might not be as good as Zhang San.

Not to mention fainting, the scared urine is light!

Suddenly, someone in the barrage asked a question.

"It is said that the urine of a boy drives away evil spirits and ghosts, is it true?"

“…… Earlier, I just wanted to know, how old are you? ”

"I have reasonable suspicions that the one who said the boy peed in front of me is a poor single dog."

"Brother, it's hard for you, at such an old age, you're still a child!"

"I'm going? Do I still have a child when I am young? Rare species! ”

"I have a wife, is there no way to ward off evil spirits?"

"I've heard that a red pants on your head is a way to ward off evil spirits, brother, you can try it."

"I'm going? Red pants, so exciting? ”

"Wow! Husband! I just seemed to actually see a human head in front of me, and I was really scared! ”

"Teacher Qi's infectious power is not blown, you don't know anything about the strength of the broadcast!"

"To tell the truth, Teacher Qi's story is already so scary, can we not bring our own sound effects?"

Qi Wan hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled cheaply, "Can't!" I want everyone to see my strength! Rest assured, everyone, today's two stories have been told, and then the last funny story is not scary! ”

Hearing Qi Wan say that his last one was a funny story, it was not scary at all, and it immediately caused a lot of complaints from the audience.

"Whew! Not scary? ”

"The anchor actually said that his story is not scary?"

“tui!”

"Am I the only one? Even if it's the last humorous story, I think it's scary! ”

"It's not you, I was actually scolded by everyone yesterday, and I was speechless."

"Teacher Qi's story, none of them is not scary!"

"Everyone! Why am I so looking forward to Mr. Qi making a movie now? ”

"Don't, right? The story is already so scary, if it is made into a movie, wouldn't it really scare people to death? ”