In the Lonely Corner Bar, after Hu Yifei was teased by Xinling and them, Rao is Hu Yifei, a female man, couldn't stand it, and she ran away.

As a result, on the way back to the apartment, Hu Yifei happened to meet Zeng Xiaoxian who came downstairs to get the express delivery in the lobby on the first floor of the apartment.

The two felt a little embarrassed when they met, Zeng Xiaoxian felt embarrassed because of the dream words Hu Yifei said on Christmas night;

Hu Yifei's embarrassment is the kind of panic in her daughter's family, after being ridiculed by Xinling's reasoning, although Hu Yifei said that she didn't believe it, but in her heart, Hu Yifei was actually looking forward to it.

Zeng Xiaoxian can really confess, if it drags on any longer, they are both about to run four! Laughs #

During the period when Hu Zeng and the two stood at the elevator door and waited for the elevator to come down, they were silent, and there was a kind of embarrassment in the air.

Hu Yifei decided to say something to break this embarrassing atmosphere, after all, if this continues, then her big toe will almost be built with three bedrooms and one living room.

"What did you buy online?" Hu Yifei looked at the express package in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian opened the package: "Lip balm, in winter, lips are easy to chapped." Ay! I won the lottery! Dining vouchers at Star Mansion! ”

This kind of catering consumption coupons are issued separately by the Star Mansion, and it is quite difficult to obtain, for example, Hu Yifei happens to be the 50,000th absolute consumer of the Lonely Corner Bar, and Zeng Xiaoxian's one is randomly issued by Jingdong - such a low probability can happen. At this moment, Hu Yifei couldn't help but believe Tang Youyou's "omens".

The farther and farther thoughts drifted, Hu Yifei's face turned red, and the whole person was about to turn into a steam queen.

"Yifei, are you still getting better from a cold?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with concern.

It just so happened that the elevator also came down at this time, and Zeng Xiaoxian walked in.

But Hu Yifei stood outside the door indifferently, and Zeng Xiaoxian stood in the elevator confused - is Hu Yifei's cold really not good? I didn't see the elevator door open.

"You... Take it yourself, I'll take the stairs! "Hu Yifei, she is too shy, and if she stays in a closed elevator with Zeng Xiaoxian, she will be even more shy.

Perhaps, this is iron-blooded tenderness, Hu Yifei is fierce and can kill mice with her bare hands, but emotionally, she is an out-and-out shy little girl.

Hu Yifei climbed the stairs and went.

Zeng Xiaoxian was really confused by Hu Yifei, what did she do? Is there something wrong with this elevator?

So, Zeng Xiaoxian also went to climb the stairs on his hind feet.

……

Time flies, three days later.

3601。

"Bang bang bang! Click, click! ”

Hu Yifei ate egg fried rice with a murderous face.

The dinner plate was almost scratched by Hu Yifei.

"Sister Yifei, who messed with you again?"

Hu Yifei's unhappiness is written on his face, and Tang Youyou can see it as long as he is not blind.

“…… You lied to me! Then all the signs of breaking are fake! ”

At the beginning, after being said like that by Tang Youyou, although Hu Yifei was very shy on the surface, in his heart, he was actually looking forward to it.

As a result, it's been three days, Zeng Xiaoxian still hasn't moved, and what's worse is that she feels that Zeng Xiaoxian is not holding back any confessional moves!

Hu Yifei is too familiar with him, Zeng Xiaoxian, he should have fallen into the situation of pretending to be dead again!

Ms. Hu gritted her teeth.

"Yifei, didn't you say that you weren't hungry and hated to marry at all?"

Tang Youyou also teased Hu Yifei.

"You are a full man, you don't know that a hungry man is hungry!"

Hu Yifei glanced sideways at Tang Youyou.

Guan Gu is back, you are arrogant, dare to provoke your sister, you are unpredictable!

Since Guan Gu miraculously returned, the complexion on Tang Youyou's face has also become visible to the naked eye, and it is very ruddy.

And what about her Hu Yifei? It's been almost two years since I had sex!

There is just a group of girls here, Hu Yifei is not hiding it, she admits that she is hungry and thirsty.

Hu Yifei has decided! If Zeng Xiaoxian doesn't confess again, then she will go to a random man on the street to circle and fork!

"Hey, Yifei, don't break the jar and be angry, Yifei, after my analysis, I think Zeng Xiaoxian may think so."

Ji Nuolan also decided to reason for a wave.

"You? Do you also come to reason? Is it reliable? ”

Guan Gu, who likes reasoning the most in the love apartment, is magical, and his reasoning has never been correct, so it's no wonder that Hu Yifei is suspicious of Ji Nuolan.

"Just kidding! Who am I? I have been the host of an emotional radio program for so many years, plus Zeng Xiaoxian is my subordinate, his little bit of caution, the director has a handle in his hand! ”

Ji Nuolan has become more and more cheerful during this time, and his speech is super stalked.

"Yifei, I don't know if you know such a theory, love is war!

There is also a clear power relationship between lovers, the confessing party and the confessed party, the exploiting party and the exploited party! The one who gives and the one who grabs! Losers and winners! Whoever confesses first loses. ”

Regarding this theory, Ji Nuolan has a deep understanding, because she was the winner in the past, and Qin Yu was the first to be attracted to her, so Qin Yu has been in the downstream position of the relationship in those ten years - Zeng Xiaoxian should think the same way, he is usually ruled by Hu Yifei's obscenity, so if he confesses first, then he will fall into a place of no return.

quarreled after marriage, Hu Yifei probably took a long time to say, "Ahhhhh ”

If Zeng Xiaoxian confessed to Hu Yifei, wouldn't it confirm Hu Yifei's status as a high-ranking queen, as well as his own identity as a mule and horse kneeling clan.

"I guess, Zeng Xiaoxian must have felt that he took care of you all night on Christmas Eve, so now it is you Hu Yifei who owes him a favor, so if you want to confess, you must confess first, and it is time for you to take the initiative."

After listening to Ji Nuolan's reasoning, Hu Yifei's whole person was not good.

Where are there so many twists and turns!

I still want my mother to confess first!

Dream your big spring and autumn dreams!

"Since you don't want to confess first, then you have to return the favor he took care of you for Christmas Eve first, so that the initiative will return to you, so that Zeng Xiaoxian has no reason to delay not confessing."

"Really?" Hu Yifei was skeptical.

"Don't worry, if Zeng Xiaoxian doesn't confess after you pay off the favor, then the director will give him small shoes at work! If he dared not confess, the director would send him to the ALS desert! ”

"It's still Lanlan, your reasoning is reliable! Okay, I know what to do! ”

Zinolan's reasoning, writing reasoning, is read as power.

·

Two days later, night.

It was cold and windy outside.

It was warm like spring in the apartment.

3603。

Except for Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, almost everyone else in the apartment is here.

Xinling and Tang Youyou are knitting sweaters, Guan Gu is studying the recipes of their Guan Gu family, Zhang Wei is having fun, he has passed the least hurdles in the apartment, Ji Nuolan is reading mother and baby magazines, and Qin Yuming is reading the company's financial statements, but he is actually wandering in reverie.

"What are you thinking?" Ji Nuolan closed the magazine and pushed Qin Yu.

"Oh... Didn't think about anything, the heating in the room was too much, a little sleepy. ”

Qin Yu was actually deducing the last step of the [pigeon] plan in his mind, and he tried to make sure that he had no last resort.

"What have Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian been doing in the past two days? Noisy. Qin Yu changed the subject.

"Brother Qin Yu, you don't know such a big thing, Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng are fighting for the initiative."

Subsequently, Ji Nuolan and the three girls told Qin Yu what happened two mornings ago.

“…… In other words, Yifei wants to repay Zeng Xiaoxian's favor for taking care of her for a night on Christmas Eve, and then regain the initiative in the hazy and ambiguous relationship between men and women? It's so complicated. ”

Qin Yu complained.

In Qin Yu's opinion, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian are purely full of food, or are they just enjoying this feeling of extreme pulling?

"Then classmate Qin Yu, what do you think?" Ji Nuolan rolled her eyes.

Qin Yu complained about the behavior of Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian in the past two days, isn't that equivalent to Qin Yu complaining about her Ji Nuolan's theory of "love is war".

"I can't talk about it, but if you tell me everything that happened between them in the past two days, then maybe I will have a high opinion?"

Qin Yu decided to change his mind, the relationship between Hu Zeng and the two couldn't be more complicated than the relationship between him and Ji Nuolan's four daughters, right?

"I know, I know! I'll say it! ”

Talking about gossip, Ms. Tang has always been an activist.

"The day before yesterday, I saw Yifei wearing a tight-fitting little dress of lamb's wool, but it was luxurious and formal, Yifei told me that she was going to invite Teacher Zeng to a meal, which was to repay his favor. I asked Yifei where they were going to eat, and Yifei said that they were going to eat at the Star Mansion! ”

As we all know, Star Mansion is a famous restaurant for couples.

Yifei said that she didn't plan to go to the Star Mansion to eat, and this location was chosen by Mr. Zeng, because Mr. Zeng bought lipstick on Jingdong a few days ago and won a food and beverage consumption coupon, so Mr. Zeng thought about going there to eat and save money.

Yifei said that she was also stopped by Zeng Xiaoxian's words at that time, but later Yifei still released Teacher Zeng's pigeons, and when Teacher Zeng came back last night, he ran to question Yifei angrily.

The reason why Yifei released Teacher Zeng's pigeons was mainly because Yifei felt that the atmosphere and style of that restaurant were too ambiguous, and she was afraid that Zeng Xiaoxian would misunderstand. ”

Ms. Tang's small mouth said such a big string of words.

"Oh~ No wonder I heard something last night [the pigeons have been released, what else are you going to do]! Yifei, she can still be so arrogant even after releasing other pigeons, worthy of Hu Yifei. Qin Yu recalled.

This is indeed very Hu Yifei's style.

"If you say that, then I can relate what happened this morning.

Yifei should have expressed her apology to Teacher Zeng for letting him go, so Yifei bought a gift on the Internet and decided to give it to Teacher Zeng.

But there seems to be something wrong with it.

The gift she bought was a key bag, but because Yifei was in a hurry to place an order, she didn't take a closer look, this key bag was actually a Montblanc Valentine's Day limited edition men's key bag, and the worst thing was that the key bag was also printed in a particularly ambiguous German.

It is estimated that it is for this reason that the last Fei said that she would keep this key bag for her own use, and then this morning when Mr. Zeng came to 3601 to find Yifei for a gift, Yifei sent a bottle of mouthwash to Mr. Zeng in a hurry.

Yifei gave me the keychain before her, and I thought it was because of my status in Yifei's heart that was heavier than Teacher Zeng. ”

It's no wonder that Zhang Wei thinks so, after all, he was also the man who chased Hu Yifei back then.

Zhang Wei didn't think much about what happened this morning, isn't it just Hu Yifei's daily play of Zeng Xian'er, Zhang Wei has long been tired of watching it.

It wasn't until tonight that the girls talked about the theory of "love is war" that Zhang Wei understood that behind this abnormal behavior, it was all about fighting for the initiative!

Hu Zeng and both wanted each other to confess first, Hu Yifei wanted to better establish his dominance after marriage; And Zeng Xiaoxian just wanted that he wouldn't live so miserably after marriage, and he really became a mule and horse kneeling clan.

After everyone's summary of the information, the ins and outs of the matter gradually became clear in front of everyone.

"Okay, the story is over, classmate Qin Yu, do you have any high opinions?" Ji Nuolan couldn't wait to cue Qin Yu.

Qin Yu laughed twice: "It's simple, let's just jump out of your framework that love is war, if we continue like this, maybe they will make a protracted tug-of-war between the two of them."

To deal with such arrogant monsters as them, you should use simple and crude means to cut the mess directly! ”

"So how should [Xianfei] love break the game? Brother Qin Yu, don't sell it. "Xinling is a good person.

"In this way, you come here with your ears, tomorrow a few of us will divide into two ways, you girls like this, we boys will be like that......"

After Qin Yu finished talking about his plan, everyone praised it, thinking that this plan was very good!

·

The next day, in the morning.

Zeng Xiaoxian, as in the past, ordered a takeout and prepared to eat it as lunch.

Zeng Xiaoxian is not Zhang Wei, he is not so thick-skinned, and after rubbing Hu Yifei's breakfast, he went to Xinling's place for lunch and dinner - Zeng Xiaoxian is still quite reserved, if it wasn't for someone else's invitation, he wouldn't go to eat, and he is a single man, and it's quite troublesome to cook by himself, so ordering takeout has become Zeng Xiaoxian's first choice.

The takeaway that Zeng Xiaoxian ordered was a deluxe version of the double bacon and egg burger.

As a result, Zhang Wei and a group of boys calculated the delivery time of the delivery man, and stopped the delivery man in the corridor on the sixth floor, and the delivery man also recognized Zhang Wei, after all, he often delivered in this area, plus Zhang Wei claimed that Zeng Xiaoxian asked him to take the takeaway, so the delivery man was not suspicious, so he gave the burger to Zhang Wei and them like that.

After the burger arrived, Sekiya immediately took out the mustard from his pocket, which Sekiya took back from the [Turtle Chrysanthemum Sushi Fragrance] store - to add a word, Sekiya did not relax in the months when he returned to Japan, at that time, Sekiya in order not to miss Tang Youyou all day long, so Sekiya practiced his cooking skills hard, trying to make himself busy and forget Tang Youyou.

The result is obvious, Guan Gu he failed, he couldn't forget Tang Youyou, but the practice without distractions during that time was also beneficial, that is, Guan Gu's cooking skills not only picked up again, but even improved slightly.

After returning to the magic capital, Guan Gu miraculously also successfully passed his father's examination, and now, going around and around, the [Turtle Chrysanthemum Sushi Fragrance] store has also returned to his original owner.

Therefore, it makes sense for Guan Gu to come back with two tubes of wasabi in his Japanese restaurant!

That's right, the reason why Zhang Wei stopped Zeng Xiaoxian's burger takeaway was to add ingredients to the burger - two tubes of mustard!

If Zeng Xiaoxian bit down defenselessly, Zeng Xiaoxian's cranial cavity and brain would be kept and ascend to heaven directly on the spot!

"Teacher Zeng, you've got a takeout." Zhang Wei looked enthusiastic and handed the takeaway to Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian also doubted him, after all, Zhang Wei had also helped him sign for takeaway before, and Zhang Wei was his good brother! How could Zeng Xiaoxian be on guard against him!

"Can I eat your burger?"

Zhang Wei wanted Zeng Xiaoxian to hurry up, or rather, he wanted Zeng Xiaoxian to have no time to notice anything unusual about the hamburger, so Zhang Wei said such a sentence.

As we all know, Zeng Xiaoxian has a habit of cleanliness.

So how could he possibly let Zhang Wei eat his burger?

So, in order to make Zhang Wei no longer worry about his hamburger, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to think about it, so he took a big bite.

At the same time, 3601.

After Tang Youyou and the others received the signal, they also began to act.

"What? Zeng Xiaoxian cried? Hu Yifei couldn't believe it.

"Yes! The two words of grievance are written on the face, it is estimated that he was careless in making friends and was bullied! Tang Youyou said impassionedly.

"Who... Who bullied him. ”

Ms. Hu with a weak heart.

said that he would invite Zeng Xiaoxian to dinner, but he released other pigeons; said that he wanted to give him a gift, and ended up giving him a bottle of mouthwash - if this is not bullying, then school bullying is at most an intimate and friendly interaction between students!

"What we saw with our own eyes is still the kind of pain that does not touch the skin, but hurts the soul, otherwise, we would not cry so sadly." Xinling helped on the side.

"This thing's psychological endurance isn't so bad, is it?" Hu Yifei was a little flustered.

"If you don't believe it, I'll show you!"

Tang Youyou and Xinling pulled Hu Yifei across the balcony and came to 3602.

"See!"

Tang Youyou pointed to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was twisting and rolling on the sofa in the living room, crying and grabbing the ground.

"Is this a grievance? How do I feel like my father is dead? Hu Yifei wondered.

The main reason is that there are too many mustards, Guan Gu and they directly squeezed two tubes of mustard in the hamburger, and Zeng Xiaoxian took a big mouthful of unsuspectingly, isn't it the same as a dead father, the entire cranial cavity is clear!

"Men are like this when they vent their feelings, if they don't cry, it's just that, if they cry, it's terrible, Sister Yifei, persuade him quickly, I'm afraid that Mr. Zeng won't be able to think about it!"

Xinling was next to her to exaggerate the atmosphere and aggravate Hu Yifei's panic - they had only one purpose, that is, to make Hu Yifei have no time to think!

Hu Yifei is on the set, after all, she is already weak-hearted + Zeng Xiaoxian is also the person she cares about.

Hu Yifei squatted down in front of Zeng Xiaoxian and tried to help Zeng Xiaoxian up from the floor: "Hey, hey, look at me, what's wrong with you?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't speak, he only knew how to wave his hand indiscriminately.

"What are you talking about? You speak! ”

Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't speak, but he made a gesture, to the effect that his brain was flying.

Zeng Xiaoxian never spoke, which made Hu Yifei start to make up for it, is it really his own reason?

"I'm just kidding, you don't have to react that much, do you?"

Hu Yifei is talking about the fact that she invited Zeng Xiaoxian to dinner, and as a result, he released pigeons + gave him mouthwash.

But in Zeng Xiaoxian's understanding, he thought that Hu Yifei was not admitting herself, and she put so much spicy mustard in his burger!!

"You did it!!" Zeng Xiaoxian snorted and cried, and died of grievance.

"Oh, you come back, you have something to say, don't be like a." Hu Yifei tried to figure out the truth one last time.

However, there are really too many mustards.

"Mouthwash!" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to have anything to do with Hu Yifei, he just wanted to go find mouthwash to rinse his mouth now.

But this made Hu Yifei misunderstand again, and now because Zeng Xiaoxian's statement is not clear, this directly leads to the current situation of chicken and duck, and the two are not on the same channel at all.

But this is also the situation that Qin Yu wants to see.

"Oops, I know you're still getting angry with mouthwash, okay, that's not what I want to give you." Hu Yifei completely misunderstood.

"But I really need mouthwash!!"

Hu Yifei thought that Zeng Xiaoxian was talking the opposite.

"Oh, don't talk angry, okay! I just didn't think about what to send you for a while, I didn't mean to fix you, otherwise, I'll change you to another head office. ”

Hu Yifei was still a little hesitant, and didn't think about whether to give him the key bag or not.

"As long as it's mouthwash, any brand will do!"

This (angry) sentence left Hu Yifei with no room to maneuver, so Hu Yifei had to take out the gift she originally wanted to give to Zeng Xiaoxian - the key bag.

"What is this?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the key bag that Hu Yifei stuffed into his hand, and he was confused.

"Your gift!"

"You bought it for me?"

"Just... Picked up! Don't think about it, don't cry, I'll beat you if you cry again! ”

After saying this, Hu Yifei left.

I have to say that Hu Yifei's intimidating comfort is still a bit useful, Zeng Xiaoxian still ate her set, and he really didn't cry.

And Qin Yu, who was hiding next door, also had a full view of everything that happened in the 3602 living room - thanks to the remote monitoring robot.

This monitoring robot was used by the gang to peek at the love of the Guan Gu couple in the second season before, and now it can be regarded as a limited-time return.

Qin Yu: Their plan has succeeded.

Hu Yifei received too much information in a very short period of time + her excessive brain supplement + Zeng Xiaoxian's tear offensive, which caused her to forget to take off the only room key in the key bag when she gave out the key bag.

Hu Yifei did make a patch just now, she said that she picked up the key bag, so even if Zeng Xiaoxian knew the meaning of the German sentence in the key bag, Hu Yifei She also had an excuse to defend - the key bag was picked up by her, so that German sentence naturally has nothing to do with Hu Yifei.

But how do you explain the key?

You said that you picked up the key bag, so what does it mean that you hung the key to your room inside and gave it to Zeng Xiaoxian?

At this moment, even if Hu Yifei has a mouth all over his body, he can't argue.

Oh, by the way, the German phrase is: Ich will mit dir sein.

Meaning, I want to be with you.

(End of chapter)