Chapter 104: Verbal Sword
Bai Yuean was just about to step on the stage, and a male director behind him pushed him over, and his strength was not small.
"It's your turn!"
Bai Yue'an didn't want to worry about it, because before coming here, Yang Mi repeatedly reminded him that when he went out, he had to be patient in everything, and he had to retreat as advance.
Just as he continued to walk forward with a smile on his face, another unpleasant Mandarin came from behind him.
"These mainlanders are like a piece of wood! Mountain monkeys! ”
"Mountain monkey" is the dialect here, which means that someone else is a hillbilly.
Although the other party's voice was very small, Bai Yuean could hear it clearly.
As a former master of the Great Interior, he hates this kind of person who stretches out his hand behind his back the most.
"Boss Bai, you come to the stage first, and leave it to me here!"
Bai Yuean didn't say anything, he strode onto the stage and waved at the audience.
"Hello everyone! I'm Bai Yue'an! ”
This kind of variety show will arrange the executive director to take the lead in creating an atmosphere, although the audience does not know who Bai Yuean is, but it still sent thunderous applause and cheers.
At the same time, the Jinyi Wei ghost slapped the little director's two big mouths at the entrance just now.
The man had two of his front teeth knocked out.
The loud voice even attracted the attention of Cai Kangyong on the stage, he turned around to take a look, but he didn't see the little director who was already lying on the ground.
Bai Yuean sat on the sofa opposite the two hosts.
Cai Kangyong asked Bai Yue'an with a smile, "Hello Bai Yue'an, have you noticed it, many people here don't know you!" ”
Without waiting for Bai Yuean to answer, Xu Xidi added another question.
"The information that our director team gave me said that you are very popular in the mainland, is it true?"
"It's normal for people to not know me, I'm just a newcomer who has only debuted for half a year, and I don't know if I'm popular, because I don't usually watch the news, and I'm now shooting a new ghost movie, the movie is called "Taoist Priest Descending the Mountain: Soul Vending Machine" ......"
Xu Xidi interrupted Bai Yue'an's words with a mocking expression.
"Bai Yue'an, do you know that your mainland movies are generally not released on Treasure Island, so this wave of advertisements you implant is meaningless!"
Cai Kangyong and the audience all laughed, their impression of mainlanders was still stuck in 30 years ago, and mainlanders were like frogs at the bottom of a well in their eyes.
Not only short-sighted, economically backward, ideologically backward, but also barbaric.
Bai Yue'an also laughed......
"If the movie I make is shown in cinemas all over the world, but Treasure Island is not, will you feel very closed?"
Bai Yue'an's rhetorical question, Cai Kangyong asked in a weird manner, "The whole world broadcasts your movies?" You're a bit of a brag, aren't you? I bet the Cultural Bureau of Taiwan Province won't bring in your film! ”
"If you don't have a dream, what's the difference between being a man and a salted fish?"
Bai Yuean just quoted a line from Xing Ye in the movie, but the speaker had no intention, and the listener had a heart.
Cai Kangyong and Xu Xidi directly pulled down their faces.
Cai Kangyong sneered at Bai Yuean, "You're saying I'm a salted fish, right, Bai Yue'an?" ”
Brother Xu Xi also added fuel and vinegar, "Brother Kang Yong, I think he is saying that you have no dreams and are short-sighted!" ”
Although the two of them seemed to be laughing, and the audience was also laughing, Bai Yuean could clearly feel that the two hosts had begun to talk with guns and sticks.
Yang Mi, who was sitting in the audience, also keenly smelled the smell of gunpowder.
Cai Kangyong asked Bai Yuean with a smile, "Is what Brother Xu Xidi said true?" Bai Yue'an, are you really saying that I am short-sighted? ”
Bai Yuean also replied as if jokingly, "Your eyes are so beautiful, are you wearing contact lenses?" ”
"Oh, I see, you said that I have beautiful eyes, because I wear contact lenses, so you are also ironizing me for wearing contact lenses because of my bad eyes, so I'm still short-sighted, right?"
Bai Yuean smiled bitterly, "You...... That's a bit aggressive, isn't it? ”
The two glanced at each other, and Cai Kangyong didn't say anything.
Xu Xidi flipped through the script.
"Bai Yue'an, let me ask you a question."
"Okay, you ask."
Xu Xidi covered his mouth and smiled before asking, "Wow, this question is too exciting!" May I ask Mr. Bai, you and Yang Mi officially announced that they are in love, if "Lust and Caution" is played by Yang Mi Wang Jiazhi, do you mind if she and Liang Chaowei go deeper, is the fake drama really done? ”
After asking, the audience was all boiling, because they liked to listen to this kind of rubbing question.
Bai Yuean didn't expect that the scale of variety shows in Taiwan Province would be so large, and there would even be such shameless problems.
Bai Yuean thought for a while and replied to Xu Xidi, "If Yang Mi has the opportunity to star in "Lust and Caution", I will suggest that Yang Mi give this opportunity to you or your sister, after all, both of you have the temperament to make small movies!" ”
The audience cheered again, and the chief director also applauded backstage, he liked to watch the verbal exchange between the guests and the host!
After being ridiculed by Bai Yue'an, Xu Xidi pretended to smile bitterly, but he couldn't find the words to refute it for a while.
At this time, Cai Kangyong hurriedly played a topic on the spot, and he wanted to vent his anger to his good sister.
"Bai Yue'an, netizens call you the white master, will you undertake some folk funeral business in addition to filming? If a relative passes away, will you be charged? ”
Bai Yuean's face changed suddenly, and Cai Kangyong's question had been completely reduced to the level of the old ladies scolding the street.
Xu Xidi was so happy on the side, she covered her stomach and said to Cai Kangyong, "I guess that relative must have died during the day!" ”
"Why?"
"Because his name is Bai Shi, isn't he dying during the day!"
Bai Yuean forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, he had a hundred ways to make these two people laugh, but he couldn't do that.
Whenever this happens, he thinks of the poisonous oath he made in front of the ancestral tablet.
Just as the audience was heckling, suddenly two black shadows drilled into the bodies of the two hosts.