Bai Yuean took a broom and put away all the broken plates on the ground.

Tomato asked Yang Mi to come into the house to rest first, and he and Xiao Ying made breakfast.

Bai Yue'an took Yang Mi to sit down on the sofa in the living room, and the Jinyi Wei Ghost came back with a weasel.

"This thing killed you?" Bai Yuean asked in surprise.

"No, isn't this still panting, let me kick and faint!"

After the Jinyi Wei ghost finished speaking, he patted the weasel on the head again, "Hey, wake up!" Pretend to be dead! ”

Immediately, the weasel struggled desperately like a big loach, and let out a "squeak" howl.

Tomato stuck his head out of the kitchen.

All she could see was a weasel the size of a kettle hanging upside down in the air, writhing back and forth.

"Master, what are you doing in the house! Doesn't that stink of a whole house? ”

"It's okay, don't you have a cleaning phone?" Bai Yuean quipped.

Tomato closed the kitchen door directly.

The weasel bared his teeth at Bai Yue'an, as if he wanted to eat people, "Do you think I look like a human or a god?" ”

"Hahahaha...... Just like you bear, you still take the seal to cover me? If you want to ask for a seal, you are still far away! ”

"Do you think I am like a man, or like a god? Do you dare to say it! The weasel repeated it again.

Bai Yuean knew that this thing was scaring himself, and he was idle anyway, so he teased this little yellow skin!

"I especially look at you like a 146 cm convex and backward blonde hair, blue-eyed, poor breasts, tsundere black silk little Lori!"

"I look like a RTX3090-24G graphics card!"

"I look at you like a controlled fusion reactor!"

"I look at you like a 2nmEUV lithography machine!"

"I see that you are still like a pile of banknotes, a gold brick, I said these things, you can conjure them for me, you are also considered to have a way!"

The weasel gave up the struggle and whispered, "If I were a 2nm lithography machine, at least it would be a national treasure, right?" ”

"Don't be poor with me! I know you weasels like to play tricks on people, why did you scare my girlfriend by changing your appearance just now? Say! ”

"I know she has yin and yang eyes, so I want to tease her, how do you know that she is so timid?"

Bai Yue'an shouted, "My girlfriend is also something you can tease?" Next time, I'll skin you! ”

"I know you're awesome, I want you to help me become an immortal? All right? ”

Listening to this little yellow skin, Bai Yuean was angry and funny.

"Tell me, where did you hear that I can help you become immortals?"

"Didn't anyone tell me, I think Hu Tianling has let you use the heavenly thunder to collapse into an immortal family, and you will also collapse me?"

Only then did Bai Yuean remember that when he went to No. 112 Haihe Road to save Yang Mi's parents, when he recited the Heavenly Thunder Mantra to break the Liujia Sealing Array, he had inadvertently helped the white fox Hu Tianling complete the Thunder Tribulation.

But Hu Tianling was able to become an immortal, and it was entirely her own cultivation and virtue that allowed her to survive the Heavenly Thunder Tribulation.

After the thunder tribulation, Bai Yuean actually didn't help much, he just led the thunder down.

"Isn't this nonsense? Hu Tianling is karma is sufficient, she has also been through the Tongzi Pass and the rut pass before, have you received it? ”

"Tong Ziguan? Rutted off? What's that? ”

Bai Yuean was speechless.

This little yellow skin doesn't even know what Tongzi Pass and Rutted Pass are, so he came to find Lei Split, which is equivalent to sending him to death!

"Alright, let's go! If something like this happens today, don't say I'm not kind to you! ”

"I'm not leaving! I want to learn from you! ”

"Fuck off! You go to the Northeast to find a hall, or go to a deep mountain and ancient cave to worship a master, and learn some Taoism in a down-to-earth manner! If you want to practice, don't worry about taking shortcuts! Do you think which elf who has become an immortal and attained the Tao has not cultivated for hundreds of years? Get out of here! ”

"You're going to let me learn from you? I was the first to come and the last to go! I'm going to fall in love with you! ”

"Hit me?"

This weasel used inappropriate words, which made Bai Yuean laugh again.

At this time, Tomato had already finished the semi-finished meal made by Yang Mi, she served all the dishes on the table, and then opened the windows in the house.

Although the tomatoes didn't smell bad, she also had to open the window, and when she heard Bai Yue'an say that the yellow skin thing would stink, she felt a little disgusted in her heart.

Bai Yuean didn't have time to talk to this little yellow skin.

"Let's go! It's best to find a method that suits you when you practice animal spirits, and I'm not suitable for you here! ”

"I'm not leaving!" The little weasel is a bit stubborn.

"Hehe, is it up to you whether you go or not? Isn't it up to me? ”

As he spoke, Bai Yuean gave the Jinyi Guardian Ghost a look, and the Jinyi Guardian Ghost immediately knew what to do!

The little yellow skin was carried upside down on one leg and floated out of the window.

It wasn't until Bai Yue'an finished eating that the Jinyi Guard Ghost came back.

"Where did you throw it?"

"500 kilometers away by the sea!"

Bai Yue'an's mouth was full of rice and almost didn't squirt out, "Brother, you are ruthless enough!" Okay, you can rest in the bracelet, and I'll call you again if I have something! ”

"Okay! But Boss Bai, you'd better put a few talismans on the house, I feel that yellow skin is very stubborn, and it may come back! ”

"It's all 500 kilometers away from the sea? Can it come back? I don't believe it anyway! ”

The Jinyi Guardian shrugged his shoulders, and then got into Bai Yue'an's bracelet.