Chapter 170: The Dog Rings and Runs Happily

Song Qiyu told two more paragraphs in succession, but there was still no laughter.

But where you should laugh and where you shouldn't laugh, Zhou Libo laughed.

Everyone thought he might be laughing at Song Qiyu's stupid state.

Song Qiyu saw that there was no reaction at the scene, and he also chose to accept it when he saw it, "That's all for today's performance, I'm Song Qiyu who bought ten fish and gave seven fish, thank you!" ”

Although Song Qiyu's performance is very cold, the effect of cold jokes is like this, this is his style, and it can't make everyone laugh at all.

In order to encourage Song Qiyu to make persistent efforts, Cai Ming gave a pass ticket.

She knew that the other two people would give Song Qiyu a knockout ticket, because the quality of this show was really uninteresting, and it was not a complete talk show, at most it was a performance telling jokes.

As Cai Ming expected, Bai Yue'an pressed the elimination button for Song Qiyu after some encouragement.

When I got to Zhou Libo......

"Xiao Song, although your performance is not too good, but some places are also remarkable, let me ask you, do you want to learn from me the performance of the Shanghai School of Qingkou?"

Song Qiyu, who looked a little naΓ―ve, was not slow to react.

"Master, I do!"

After speaking, Song Qiyu knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

"Get up, Xiao Song, I will be your master in the future! Fortunately, you worshiped under the door of formula cross talk before, if you come out of Deyun Company, you will not join my Huigen who is in Shanghai Qingkou! ”

Song Qiyu stood up, "Master, I want to go to Deyun Company, but Boss Guo doesn't want me!" ”

"What's so much to learn about those traditional old-fashioned things, when you go to Deyun, you have to learn those useless basic skills, you will become vulgar, and you have to eat garlic, you come to me, drink coffee with me in the future, talk show is a new type of comedy art from abroad, isn't it better than you learn cross talk?"

After speaking, Zhou Libo pressed a green light for Song Qiyu to pass.

The audience immediately booed!

Many people were shouting at the same time, "Go down!" Go down! Go down! ”

Song Qiyu was also obedient, he walked to the front of the stage and shook hands with Cai Ming and Bai Yuean one by one, and after hugging Zhou Libo, he stepped down.

Song Qiyu is no longer on stage, but the audience is still shouting "Go down!" Go down! ”

Zhou Libo: This is very inexplicable.

He stood up and asked the audience angrily, "You're not going to let me go down, are you?" ”

A man with a rough voice shouted, "Yes! It's you! ”

Zhou Libo smiled and shook his head, "I know that this is Xijing City, it's the north, you listen to Deyun's cross talk a lot, but I'm not angry, if you have the opportunity to go to Shenhu City in this life and go to see my performance, you will definitely think that traditional cross talk bullshit is not, what age do you still wear a robe?" Wonder stuff! ”

Everyone knows that a long time ago, Zhou Libo had a small grudge with Deyun's Boss Guo, and both of them arranged and mocked each other in their own jokes.

But there are a few people who support Boss Guo.

Originally, Bai Yuean didn't want to say anything in the face of Zhou Libo's random shooting, after all, this episode of the show is about to end, and it will not be good for everyone to make it unpleasant.

But he sprayed traditional art indiscriminately, which made Bai Yuean a little dissatisfied.

After Zhou Libo ridiculed the audience and scolded the traditional cross talk as a god, the audience's emotions were suddenly enraged, and everyone's call for him to step down was higher again.

At this time, Bai Yuean also stood up from the chair, and he stretched out his hands to make a downward gesture, signaling the audience to be quiet.

Everyone also gave Bai Yuean a lot of face, and the scene immediately became very quiet.

Bai Yuean and Zhou Libo stood face to face, although they didn't say a word, they were already full of gunpowder.

Xiao Sa teased, "At this distance, you two are either going to fight, or you are going to kiss!" ”

Cai Ming took over the words, "It's impossible for them to fight, this is a national TV station, and kissing is even more impossible, how to kiss someone who eats garlic and drinks coffee?" ”

Zhou Libo knew that Bai Yue'an was going to fight back against his remarks, and he was ready for a first-level battle.

"Mr. Zhou, you said that the one wearing the coat is a god horse? Let me tell you, wearing a coat is a kind of respect and inheritance of traditional art! Is it beautiful to wear you on stage like you? But it is true that people rely on clothes and horses to saddle, and dogs run happily with bells! ”

Zhou Libo heard Bai Yuean say this, and he directly interrupted, "It's okay for you to debate with me, but if you call me a dog, this is a personal attack, right?" ”

"I'm sorry Mr. Zhou, I apologize to the dog!"

"You ......"

Bai Yue'an continued to say sonorously......

"As a traditional folk art, cross talk has been performed for national leaders and foreigners, and has been carried forward to this day, and Boss Guo has made indelible contributions!"

"Why don't you shit?"

"You think it's great to eat a little foreign garbage? You can't forget your ancestors, your waist should be straight, don't worship foreign flattery, supplement calcium in the future, don't think that everything abroad is good, in China, you will be arrogant, and you will kneel when you see a foreigner! ”

After Bai Yuean finished speaking, Zhou Libo was just about to refute, and the host Xiao Sa stood up from behind the curtain on the stage.

He took the microphone and said, "I think what Bai Yuean said is very right!" ”

As soon as Xiao Sa said the first sentence, the director reminded loudly again in the ear, "The host must remain objective and neutral!" ”

Xiao Sa directly took off the ear and continued, "Does the moon in a foreign country have to be big, round and bright? I don't think so! This is not only flattering, but also a manifestation of inferiority, I think the brilliant Chinese people, must have national self-confidence, to have our culture to have identity! The form of art is a hundred flowers blooming and a hundred schools of thought contending, not a handful and a step, which is biased! ”

After Xiao Sa put down the microphone, the audience applauded in unison!

At this time, Zhou Libo had no intention of arguing, he walked off the stage angrily, and then left from the audience passage.

Obviously, he protested to the program team with a boycott......