After Bai Yue'an finished speaking, the face of that Bai Shizhibin changed greatly, he was so angry that he smoked, pointed at Bai Yue'an's nose and scolded angrily, "After so many years, you are the first person who dares to stand up and question my ability!" If you talk nonsense again, I won't let you out of this graveyard and stuff you in the pit or not? ”

In the face of Bai Shizhibin's cruel words, Bai Yuean didn't take it too seriously, his eyes were cold.

"Today I just asked you to put it in the pit, and I won't let you bury Xiao Zhao's ashes here!" Bai Yue'an was firm.

Seeing that Bai Yuean and Zhibin were both tense, the old village chief made a posture of pressing down with one hand, and he signaled to both sides to be calm and calm.

"Young man, I heard you just say that if you see a river pond five meters in front of the grave, the water immersed in it will die, but is such a small puddle also a river pond?" The old village chief asked, pointing to a small ditch next to him.

"Count!" Bai Yue'an said with a word like gold.

"However, this little puddle is the water saved during the rainy season last summer, and it is estimated that it will dry up this autumn, and the river pond you mentioned will disappear, and no one in our village will die in the water. You're pretty familiar with memorization, but what's the use of just memorizing? ”

The old village chief pushed Bai Yue'an away, and then asked Bai Shizhibin to hurry up and continue the next process.

Bai Yuean still wanted to stop it, but one of Xiao Zhao's uncles behind him stood up and scolded Bai Yuean angrily.

Bai Yue'an, who was scolded, laughed instead.

Mother's uncle is big, Xiao Zhao's uncle is present, where to dig a grave, and it is Bai Yuean's turn to call the shots?

Bai Yuean shook her head with a sigh, moved to the periphery of the crowd, and continued to enjoy the surrounding beauty.

Bai Shizhibin shouted again on the other side of the grave.

"The sky is untaboo, the earth is untaboo, yin and yang are unrestrained, there are no taboos, and it is good luck to be buried today! Firecrackers! ”

Suddenly, the sound of crackling firecrackers rang out in the graveyard.

After the firecrackers went off, Bai Shizhibin continued to read......

"The three strange suns, moons and stars in the sky, the ghosts and gods are frightened, Zhao's son walks slowly, he is not frightened on the Yaochi Road, he sees the ghost and kowtows three times, and the black and white impermanence leads the way ......"

Bai Shizhibin recited a long string of sacrificial words, and the people next to him couldn't understand it, so they could only stupidly pestle there.

After reading it, he began to bury and fill in the soil, and when he was here, Bai Shizhibin still had to recite a sacrificial message, but the phone in the pocket of the old village chief standing on the side rang.

The signal in the mountains was not good, and the old village chief shouted for a long time.

"Hmm...... You say, I can hear, what do you say happened to my grandson Xiaolong? What...... He drowned? ”

At this point, the old village chief fell down all of a sudden, and everyone hurriedly went to help the old village chief.

The old village chief fainted for more than a minute and woke up again.

He picked up the phone, and before he hung up, the old village chief sat on the ground and asked weakly, "Quick...... Send my grandson to the hospital for rescue! ”

The person on the other side of the phone told the old village chief that it was too late, that is, in the hospital, the doctor announced the result of death.

The old village chief's eyes darkened, and he fainted again.

Hearing the news of the death of the village chief's grandson, everyone was immediately a little flustered, because they had just heard the content of Bai Yue'an and Bai Shizhibin's argument, what puddle, what drowning, and so on.

The villagers, who were about to put the ashes in the grave, hesitated for a moment.

He asked Xiao Zhao's uncle next to him, "Brother, do you want to ...... Let's hear what the young man has to say before he is buried! ”

Xiao Zhao's uncle frowned, then nodded, let's stop for a moment.

When Bai Shizhibin heard that the old village chief's grandson had died, his first reaction was that he was alive again, and this month's business was really good.

But he suddenly realized that it seemed that the village chief said that his grandson was drowned, so wasn't it just right for Bai Yue'an?

He hurriedly asked a few men in the village to carry the old village chief back first, he had to fill in Xiao Zhao's grave first, and then think about the next business, after all, the money had not been earned yet.

After all, there are rules for doing this, so that the grave does not press paper, and the gentleman does not collect money.

In other words, as long as Mr. Bai Shi takes over the job, he can't leave it behind, and he must be responsible from beginning to end, and if he handles all this white matter, the owner will give money.

After the old village chief was carried away, Bai Shizhibin continued to shout......

"Come, let's go on, and then go to the village chief's house when we're done! All the children of Dai Xiao, let's kneel down together. ”

"Kneel in front of the tomb of the filial son, and enter the fight for righteousness. Fu Ding added blessing and longevity, and scattered valleys to produce children and grandchildren. ”

"Buried in Ronghua Pond, living in the rich and noble gate for a long time, the soul returns to the Buddha word, and the eternal virtue still exists."

……

Bai Shizhibin wanted to speed up the burial, but was stopped by Uncle Xiao Zhao, who shouted at Bai Shizhibin, "Sir, stop first!" ”

This move made Mr. furious, and he looked at Xiao Zhao's uncle with a thick neck and a blushing face, "Who asked Li to interrupt me!" Yes? Do you know what the consequences of interrupting me are? ”

Bai Yue'an, who was standing next to him, hugged his shoulders, and he snorted disapprerovingly, "Cut, the consequence of interrupting you is that your fart just now is in vain, and you have to start all over again!" ”

Bai Shizhibin turned his cannibalistic eyes to Bai Yue'an again, "Little rabbit, do you say it again?" Who do you say fart? ”

Xiao Zhao's uncle hurriedly grabbed the fried Bai Shizhibin, "Sir, you dissipate your anger first, you see, there are one or two people who die almost every year in this reed village, I doubt it...... I'm afraid there is something to say about this tomb you chose, right? ”

"What? Even you dare to question me? ”

"You're right, I just doubt you! Ten miles and eight villages all respect you as a big gentleman, you and my third uncle went to the county to sell public grain, when you came back, you bought a thread-bound book on the stall, you started to pick up work a few days after you got home, the three fat people who were lazy and lazy, and suddenly became a gentleman who knows yin and yang, I have long doubted you! ”

As soon as Uncle Xiao Zhao finished speaking, Bai Shizhibin was suddenly angry, no matter which family has died over the years, the owner of the family does not treat him as an uncle, he is good at eating and drinking, smoking and drinking.

Even if people who don't have money anymore, they don't dare to give Mr. Bai Shi a penny less, and they have to give as much as they want when they open their mouths.

I'm afraid that he will be unhappy, and if he moves casually in any part of the funeral, he will make trouble in the future.

It's the first time in so many years that this Mr. Bai Shi has met someone who dares to argue with him in person, and his temper has long been spoiled by other masters.

The angry Mr. Bai Shi grabbed Uncle Xiao Zhao's collar with his left hand, clenched his fist with his right hand, and raised his hand to fight.

Suddenly, Mr. Bai Shi's arm was grabbed, and when he looked back, he saw that it was a strong middle-aged man in his thirties.

The man broke it hard, and Mr. Bai Shi, who was in pain, almost cried directly.

Uncle Xiao Zhao slapped him twice in a row according to his face, and the sound was very loud.

After receiving two slaps, the man in his thirties behind him suddenly kicked Mr. Bai Shi's back.

With a "plop", Bai Shizhibin, who had worked for nothing for half his life, was directly kicked into the grave, eating a mouth full of loess, not to mention, the blood in his two nostrils was also muddy.

He finally struggled, and was about to say cruel words to Uncle Xiao Zhao, but he didn't expect the middle-aged man to hand Uncle Xiao Zhao a shovel, "Dad, if he dares to scold you, you will shoot him to death!" ”

Uncle Xiao Zhao squatted on the edge of the grave and looked at Mr. Bai Shi viciously, "Brother, will you beat me after you come up?" ”

"There will always be a time for the dead in your house!" Mr. White threatened.

Uncle Xiao Zhao shoveled a few shovels of soil, all of which were raised on Mr. Bai Shi's head.

He handed the shovel to his son, walked to Bai Yue'an's side, and he looked at the white young man in front of him again.

"What do you do? Where are the people? What is the relationship with my nephew? ”

Faced with three consecutive questions, Bai Yuean did not directly answer the man in front of him.

He looked at Uncle Xiao Zhao's somewhat fierce eyes and said......

"You've had a very bad luck lately, you've lost nine out of ten bets, and you'll fall into a pit when you walk inexplicably."

"There are no major illnesses on the body, but there are no minor illnesses, and the left tooth makes you hurt and can't sleep in the second half of the night."

"I don't stop when I fall asleep, and I am chased by ghosts all night long, so that I don't have energy all day long."

"Go to the lottery station in the county to buy two-color balls,You bought the blue balls from 1 to 8,The result is 9,What I said,Is there something wrong?"

After Bai Yue'an finished speaking, Uncle Xiao Zhao was stunned.

"You...... How do you know? Who told you that? ”

"Forget it!" Bai Yuean said in a deep voice.

"Do you know how to tell fortunes?"

"I am a descendant of yin and yang arts, and my main business is a heavenly master, not to mention fortune telling, even ghost hunting is at my fingertips!"

"Heavenly ...... Celestial Master? Then tell me, why am I so lucky, it's been almost two years! ”

"Hehe, do you really want me to say it in front of so many people? Not okay? ”

"You say, if you are right, I will give you money, if you dare to talk nonsense, then I will also let my son push you into the pit to accompany this Mr. Bai Shi!"

As a hexagram master, there are some things that you can't say because everyone has things that are difficult to say.

But Uncle Xiao Zhao's words were a little aggressive, and he threatened to push Bai Yuean into the pit, so he didn't have to worry about anything else.

The others gathered around Bai Yue'an and Uncle Xiao Zhao as intently as if they were listening to a story.

Mr. Bai Shi in the grave endured the pain, quietly climbed out of the pit, and then quietly slipped into the grass next to the grave.

Among these people, only Bai Yuean noticed Mr. Bai Shi who ran away, but he didn't say anything, he said bluntly, "In addition to gambling money, you have another big hobby in your life, that is, prostitution!" ”

After Bai Yue'an finished speaking, Uncle Xiao Zhao and his son were stunned for a moment, and the other men next to him all laughed.

"You're talking nonsense! I never prostitute! ”