Chapter 2 Are You Teaching Me to Do Things?
On August 22 of the seventh year of the Apocalypse, Emperor Zhu Youxiao of the Ming Dynasty died.
There are various rumors about the cause of death, some say that it was because the pleasure boat fell into the water, but in fact it was two years ago.
It is also said that Wei Zhongxian was killed, but in fact, Wei Zhongxian wished that the Emperor of the Apocalypse would live a long life.
Because the Emperor of the Apocalypse handed over the power to him, as long as the emperor is alive, he can always be in power, and when he is crazy, he will move down his own backers.
The real cause of the Apocalypse Emperor's death was the long-term use of an elixir called 'Immortal Fang Linglu Drink'.
You don't have to think about anything, as long as you see the three words of elixir, you will understand everything.
Historically, none of those who relied on pills to seek longevity had a good end.
If you eat too much of this thing, you will inevitably be poisoned.
Li Yunze came to the Forbidden City, and surrounded by more and more palace people and eunuchs, he went straight to the palace for a few feasts.
Emperor Daxing has already been sent here.
"Brother Huang~~~"
Walking into the main hall, Li Yunze immediately wiped his tears and stumbled straight to the coffin.
Falling down beside the coffin, Li Yunze watched carefully while wiping the corners of his eyes.
Through the light of the burning of many candles around him, he could see that the face of the Emperor of the Apocalypse was swollen and iron-blue, his cheeks were swollen terribly, and there were obvious signs of ulceration on his hands.
If you can touch it, you can feel many ulcers on your body and your liver is as hard as iron.
Well, it's the liver part.
Long-term use of heavy metals such as lead, quartz, mercury, etc., it is difficult not to die.
"Believe in the King's Day of mourning."
Empress Zhang, who was wearing a phoenix crown, stepped forward with red and swollen eyes and persuaded her, "It's a big deal." ”
The only people in the palace who can wear the phoenix crown are the queen and the queen mother, and now there is no queen mother in the Forbidden City, and the one in front of her must be Zhang Yan and Queen Zhang.
Of course, in a few days, she will be promoted to Empress Dowager Zhang.
A slightly old eunuch also stepped forward and saluted respectfully, "Your Highness, take care of your body, you should take care of major things." ”
This eunuch is the famous Wei Zhongxian, and among so many eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty, he is the most famous at the age of 9,000.
Good dumplings... Ahem, it's a good sister-in-law who has spoken, and Li Yunze also nodded on the donkey, "Everything is up to the imperial sister-in-law." ”
Zhang Yan is resolutely on the side of King Xin.
Wei Zhongxian had also struggled before, and at the beginning, some of his henchmen persuaded him to stand on his own feet.
It's just that if you think about this kind of thing, you know that it is impossible, the civil and military officials of the Ming Dynasty and the nobles who hold military power will definitely not tolerate a eunuch being the emperor.
Not even nine thousand years old.
If he really dares to do this, he will immediately be the kind of army of King Qin who will swarm and kill him and his henchmen, and the nine clans will have to say thank you together.
After that, he planned to use the son of his nephew Wei Liangqing to pretend to be the son of the Emperor of the Apocalypse, and exchange a tanuki for the prince finch to occupy the dove's nest.
It's just that when he planned to report to Zhang Yan, he was sternly refused.
Without the queen's endorsement, no one will admit such a thing as a bird occupying a dove's nest.
There was really no way, so Wei Zhongxian took the initiative to show favor to King Xin to see if he could fool King Xin into the new Emperor of the Apocalypse.
The emperor doesn't care about anything, but enjoys. Just leave all the major affairs of the country outside to him to deal with.
"Believe in the king and rest in the palace." Zhang Yan wiped her tears with a silk scarf, "Wait for the ministers and hundreds of officials to discuss major matters." ”
The big thing that has been said several times is actually the matter of sitting in that chair.
After the death of the apocalypse, this is the most important thing in the current Ming Dynasty.
A kingdom shall not be without a king for a day.
"Yes." Li Yunze nodded in response: "Everything depends on the imperial sister-in-law." ”
"Zhongxian." Zhang Yan greeted the nine thousand years old: "You go and see if all the officials have arrived." ”
Wei Zhongxian saluted very respectfully, and then retreated out of the hall.
At this time, Zhang Yan stepped forward, lowered her voice and whispered in Li Yunze's ear.
"Before you achieve great things, don't eat what the palace gives, you must be careful and careful!"
"Got it."
For Wei Zhongxian, even if he found a child from the clan to come and sit on that chair, it was better than King Xin, who knew the roots.
So the security aspect is really to be very careful.
Li Yunze was sent to a palace to rest temporarily, and Princess Xin and everyone in King Xin's mansion were taken away by Zhang Yan.
Closing the door of the palace, Li Yunze looked around to make sure that there was no one, and immediately opened the door of time and space and returned to the modern world.
After coming back, Li Yunze immediately breathed a long sigh of relief.
The intrigue over there is too depressing, but it's easy to be here.
Sitting on the sofa with his mobile phone, he first reported to his parents at home that he was safe, and then ordered a stab-proof suit online.
Since there is no superpower, it can only rely on technology.
You can come back here for dinner and sleep, but if someone really plays assassination, then you have to rely on technology to protect yourself.
After all, it takes time to open the space-time door and get in, and in the case of a sudden assassination, the stab-proof suit will definitely be useful.
Don't look at the price is not expensive, but the anti-stabbing suit is absolutely effective for the defensive effect of swords, stabs, bows, and needles.
"That's the power of technology."
For the next two days, Li Yunze stayed at home and carefully checked the relevant information about the end of the Ming Dynasty.
When the stab-proof suit was delivered, he put on the stab-proof suit and opened the space-time door and returned to the Daming space-time.
Li Yunze paced back and forth in the hall with his hands behind his back, "The information says that August 24, that is, the day after tomorrow, he will be able to ascend the throne and become the emperor." There is also a drama of three invitations and three resignations in the middle, which is quite fast. ”
"It should be no problem to sit on that chair, but the question now is, how to save Da Ming?"
The death of the Ming Dynasty was due to natural and man-made disasters and internal and external troubles.
Needless to say, the natural disaster coincided with the strange climate of the Xiaoice Age.
The drought that lasted for many years was also mixed with typhoons, tsunamis, hail, snowstorms, locusts, and various plagues that made people smell and change.
The most exaggerated situation is that during the successive droughts, heavy rains fall in some areas.
It stands to reason that rain in a year of great drought is a good thing, but it rains heavily for ten days and half a month in a row, which is not a good thing, but a fatal thing.
Climate change is reducing food production, and anything can happen when there is no food.
Needless to say, man-made disasters are the standard two-hundred-year dynasty cycle routine of the feudal era.
The landlords and gentry colluded with the government to annex land and issue usury, forcing the common people to have no place to stand.
The rich and powerful do not pay taxes, but the common people who are so poor that they can't afford to eat are burdened with heavy taxes.
The people were either starved to death, or they were directly 'the prince will have a kind of Xiangning'!
The place is powerful, and the court has no money to carry the black pot every day, how can it not perish.
Internal worries are rogues, and the rebels in various places are unable to suppress them, and even more and more.
has been suppressed until the end, and it is simply directly into the Forbidden City.
The commander-in-chief of the Liukou also put himself on the coal mountain.
As for the external troubles, there is no doubt that the greatest external danger is the Tartars of the Northlands.
This gang of bloodthirsty bandits relied on slaughter and blood, plus super luck, to steal the land of Shenzhou, causing Shenzhou to sink for three hundred years!
is the number one power in the world, but it was tossed to the brink of extinction by these bandits.
In any case, even if Daming is handed over to that postman, he must not let the wild boar skins come to plague the land of China again.
In addition to wild boar skins and the rogues in the northwest, there was also the Lu'an Rebellion in the south of the Ming Dynasty, and there were constant harassments from overseas barbarians in the east.
All the bad things that should have happened in the last years of the dynasty have happened.
Li Yunze paced around the room, thoughts racing in his mind.
The key lies in the materials, and there is sufficient material support. Any natural and man-made disasters are not a matter of internal and external troubles. ’
'I have a space-time door, the terrifying productivity of the modern world...'
At this time, Wei Zhongxian's voice came from outside the palace gate, "Your Highness, all the civil and military officials have arrived, please see Your Highness." ”
Pushing open the door and walking out, Li Yunze looked at Wei Zhongxian, who was standing aside, and said with an amiable smile, "It's hard work Wei Dabian." ”
"The old slave doesn't dare to be." Wei Zhongxian, who was happy, lowered his waist.
When Li Yunze left, Wei Zhongxian's smiling face gradually sank.
The shrewd eyes looked at Li Yunze's back thoughtfully, and it was not easy to determine whether this King of Faith would be able to grasp it in his hands, and take a look.
The funeral bell has been ringing for so long, and the hundreds of officials and nobles in the capital naturally got the news and hurried over.
The operation after they came suddenly made Li Yunze a knife today, and he opened his eyes.
A large number of civil and military officials in Wuyang were powerful in the court, posing in all kinds of strange postures and wailing.
The first thing the officials and nobles did when they came was to cry.
You don't need to care about any manners, just cry hard.
Whether it's beating your feet and chest, or howling and crying, or rolling on the ground and 'clucking' your back to breathe.
No one would accuse them of being undignified, they only hated that they were not sad enough to express their deep condolences to Emperor Daxing.
This is also the rule.
"It's not easy to eat in this era."
Although most of these weeping are acting, they can act so really, enough to shame the halfling people in the modern world who are labeled as actors.
The crying scene is very good, but the things that need to be done still have to be done, and the process that needs to be done has to be continued.
The cabinet read out the edict of the Emperor Daxing, 'Fengtian carries the emperor: the edict says... The fifth brother of the emperor believes that Wang Jian is wise and wise, benevolent and filial piety, and he enshrines the text of the "Zu Xun" brother and the last brother, Pi Shaolun preface, that is, the emperor's throne...'
The hundreds of officials and nobles shouted very tacitly, "Please believe in the king's succession." ”
Seeing so many people saluting him, to be honest, Li Yunze's heart is still very happy. He stood there with his hands behind his back, feeling the strange sensation that made his heart surge.
The eunuch who followed behind coughed softly, which was to remind Li Yunze to go down according to the rules.
The so-called rule is three requests and three resignations.
The traditional process and traditional routines, even if it is a thief, you have to go through it again.
The hundred officials and nobles asked Li Yunze to ascend the throne as emperor, but he politely refused.
After that, please refuse, a total of three times before you can go through this process.
It's been many years, and the routine hasn't changed.
'Ahem. ’
Li Yunze cleared his throat and prepared to go through the process: "Since everyone is gracious, then I will be disrespectful." ”
If he was just wearing it, then Li Yunze would definitely rack his brains to find a way to expand his strength, and try not to do anything that broke the rules in the early stage.
But now he has a space-time door in his hand, and behind him is a whole world with terrifying productivity.
With a strong backing, he naturally doesn't have so many worries about acting.
As soon as these words came out, there was silence all around.
‘∑(°Д°ノ)ノ’
What about the good three please and three resignations, and what about the good process drama?
Everyone was dumbfounded, this is not right!
Behind him, a eunuch with a trembling voice persuaded, "Your Highness, at this time, you should..."
Li Yunze waved his hand and scolded: "Are you teaching me to do things?" ”