Ling Feng glanced around, it was a night food stall, and a dozen or so young people were drinking beer and giggling at him.

Ling Feng frowned, what kind of plots did he experience such as the devil's stepmother and the desperate housewife, wouldn't this world be like this?

"Hey, Sun thief, my brother Dao is talking to you!" A young man who was in a state of flux walked up and gave Ling Feng a push on the shoulder, waking Ling Feng up from his contemplation.

Ling Feng looked up and saw that the young men walked over, holding cigarettes, wearing sunglasses, with one hand in their trouser pockets, and a lighter in the other, and they lit a lighter when they took a step.

"You are a dirt bun, from the countryside, what age are you still pretending to be a hero." One of the hooligans at the head pushed Ling Feng, and grabbed Ling Feng's collar and said, "Learn from the old boy, do you understand!" ”

"Hahaha, Brother Dao, don't say that, people finally got a set of clothes, you have to praise them!"

A young man on the left came up and shouted at Ling Feng exaggeratedly: "Wow, hero, where is your sword?" What kind of hero are you pretending to be without a sword? ”

"Come on, come on, give your clothes to Brother Biao and I will wear them."

As he spoke, he reached out and pulled Ling Feng's clothes, and with a snap, Ling Feng clasped his wrist.

"Ouch~, brothers, this hero doesn't give face." The little rascal pointed to the hand that was held by Ling Feng and screamed exaggeratedly.

Ling Feng's cheeks twitched, from childhood to adulthood, what annoyed him the most was this kind of boring old boy, wandering around all day with nothing to do, except for collecting protection money, just provoking trouble, opening his mouth XX brother, closing his mouth to give face, he didn't have any fart skills, but it was as if he had a big face.

Ling Feng raised his palm at him, palm facing left.

"What? Hero, do you want to recite the scriptures to me? Brother Biao shouted: "Aren't you a hero, what are you ......doing?"

Syllable!

Ling Feng slapped him in the face, and Brother Biao spun out in a circle.

This time, the old boys blew up.

"Brethren, someone smashed the field."

"Call, copy guys."

"That person who is so blind, dares to provoke our Niulanshan!"

"him!"

The sound of ping-pong sounded, and a dozen or so people lifted the table, smashed the cups, and then picked up the beer bottle, smashed the bottle, and gestured at Ling Feng in a matter-of-fact manner.

"Boy, dare to come to my Dao brother's territory to make trouble, it's quite fat."

"Say! What are you doing? Grab a lot of land? Also, who sent you, is it the group of people from the Qinglong Gang? ”

Ling Feng's face was expressionless, he stepped out in one step, raised his hand and slapped it over, directly fanning this knife brother away.

Then, among the dozen or so people, he kept picking up his right hand, and slapped his face if he didn't hit anything else.

Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack.

In less than a minute, more than a dozen old boys were lying on the ground, half of each of them had swollen faces, and several of their teeth were missing.

Ling Feng pinched an old boy: "I asked, you answered, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will smoke you directly, understand?" ”

The old boy nodded hurriedly, like a chicken pecking rice.

"Where is this?"

"Emperor...... Imperial capital. ”

"How many years is it now?"

"Huh?"

"Huh~?" Ling Feng dragged his long nose and raised his palm again.

"2006...... It's 2006, big guy, please let me go, I'm just a little brother, whoa, whoa, whoa——。 ”

Gu Chao Boy was glared at by Ling Feng, and he was directly frightened and cried.

Ling Feng kicked him away in disgust, what kind of society is there to mix? Is it bad to study comfortably in school? Who is to blame?

But then again, it's 2006, so it's no wonder there's still Crazy Boy.

As we all know, the cultural phenomenon of the Celestial Empire has mainly gone through several periods, twenty or thirty years ago, a group of young people wore bell bottoms, held stereos, sang and danced in the streets and alleys to disturb others to rest, well...... Now they are still the same, disturbing others to rest in the name of square dancing.

By the early nineties, it was the time when martial arts culture was prevalent, and a large number of people fantasized about becoming peerless masters, flying eaves and walls.

At the end of the nineties and the beginning of the century, it was the most time for the old boys, lighters, cigarettes, tattoos, hair dyeing, and they wanted to save face at every turn.

The time point of this world is 2006, and if memory serves, next year will be the non-mainstream world.

Ling Feng smashed his mouth, unfortunately, he had seen this era, the shape of killing Matt, and the music of ImissyouImissyou.

But later, the non-mainstream disappeared, and there were always people who sighed: The cement at the entrance of the village is still there today, and the red-haired monster is gone.

Ahem, to get back to the point, this world would be boring if it was just like this, Ling Feng scratched his head helplessly, braving such a big wind......

Well?

Ling Feng Huo Ran raised his head, in the sky, there were actually two people flying!?

Who is so bold as to dare to fly around in the sky of the imperial capital, don't you know to be in awe of nature and the world?

In the eye, there are two figures, a man and a woman, the woman has long hair and a shawl, and her face is delicate and cute, but her expression is cool.

He wears a silver-gray sleeveless crop top, a pair of silver-gray gloves, and a pair of black leather pants underneath.

Considering that she has a good figure, convex and backward, and is not as indistinguishable as Trinity, I won't ask her if she farts or not.

And the man, carrying this army-green bag, cowered and hugged the woman's arm, looking at his temperament, it was similar to Nobita.

"This ...... This is......? Ling Feng furrowed his eyebrows, thinking about the identities of those two people, they were very familiar, and he should be able to remember them when he thought about them.

Long hair, silver-gray crop top, black leather pants, and an adult version of Nobita by his side, this is ......

Silly !?

Ling Feng's eyes widened, his face was ecstatic, oh my God!!

He wanted to have a silly girl since he was a child, and his idea at that time was: Silly girl has so many functions, and with her, he can save the world like a trapeze.

When he grew up, Ling Feng still wanted to have a stupid girl, why...... Live mode, hey, hey, hey.

Ling Feng has always thought that when he waits for 2060, he must rush to buy a stupid girl to go home, and if he doesn't invent it, I will sue the director!

Now it's okay, the silly girl is right in front of you, and you can have it in advance.

Thinking like this, Ling Feng left the group of old boys, found a place where no one was around, turned into a pigeon with a monkey charm, and flew over with the stupid girl.

To be a man, you must know how to revere the world, and don't fly around the imperial capital when you have nothing to do, but fortunately, I'm a pigeon now, don't worry about this.

……

"Unlimited video call function, Huamei, force in!"

In a corner under the office building, Lu Xiaoqian angrily held up the stupid girl and gave an order, just now, he used illegal operations to see what his girlfriend Huamei was doing.

As a result, I saw her say to her boss that she doesn't have a boyfriend, she doesn't have a boyfriend, so what am I?

"You've already done it illegally twice......"

"Less nonsense, quick ......" Lu Xiaoqian was so angry that he didn't pay attention to the stupid girl's warning, however, at this time, a figure suddenly appeared in front of him, from illusory to solid.

A pair of scarlet three-hooked jade eyes looked at the eyes staring at him emotionlessly, and suddenly, Lu Xiaoqian felt as if his whole body had been driven into a wedge, and he couldn't move at all.

Magic: The Art of Hanghang!

"Alarm alert, danger is imminent, do you want to activate the self-defense function?"

Lu Xiaoqian wanted to say yes, but unfortunately, he couldn't even turn his eyes.

Ling Feng took the stupid girl in his hand, he couldn't wait to kill this girl, he had operated illegally twice, and his stupid girl was only eight chances away from the system crashing.

Damn Lu Xiaoqian!

"Alarm alert, danger is imminent, do you want to activate the self-defense function?"

The silly girl was still repeating her previous words, and Ling Feng pressed her little nose and turned it off directly.

Gently rubbing the silly girl in the crystal doll state, Ling Feng touched her little nose again.

"Chinese brand 2060 mobile phones, silly girls serve you, please enter the boot password."

Listening to the familiar boot ringtone, Ling Feng's eyes changed, and he affectionately shouted out the boot password of the stupid girl:

"I, love, you!"