Chapter 64: The Country Laid for You
"Mother? What happened to you? ”
Damu's daughter-in-law heard the sound of cow eggs, and silently closed the smile on the corner of her mouth: "Cough, it's okay, if someone asks you if your stomach hurts, you can say it hurts!" ”
Niu Dan hesitated a little: "But my stomach doesn't hurt..."His father and mother often warned him not to lie, why did he suddenly teach him to lie again?
"Shhhh Listen to my mother! ”
So, after everyone ran back and forth four or five times, they finally sat down on the ground in collapse with their stomachs in their arms.
Dashi's daughter-in-law looked around, and her eyes rolled: "Dad, why didn't you see my younger siblings and cow eggs?" What about them? ”
Village Chief Zhang is old, and he almost didn't hold it up after suffering such a thing in vain. finally stopped having diarrhea, but was pulled and scolded, not to mention how angry I was.
I didn't know how to vent it, the eldest daughter-in-law suddenly asked the words that made Village Chief Zhang catch Huadian, he suddenly felt that his waist was not sore, his legs were not weak, and his stomach was not empty, so he immediately got up and shouted: "Second daughter-in-law, second daughter-in-law!" ”
Damu's daughter-in-law was already observing the situation on her father-in-law's side, and as soon as she saw what her sister-in-law said to her father-in-law, before she could figure out her lips, she heard her father-in-law's voice calling her.
She shuddered violently, and scolded in her mouth: "This sister-in-law! "It's too dark, either she speaks ill of her behind her back, or she was pulled as a cushion when something happened! Usually she doesn't say it, it doesn't mean she can't guess. It's just that she usually doesn't want to have friction with each other, but this time she doesn't want to be a quail!
Xianggong is not by her side, and she pretends to be weak again, isn't this digging a pit for herself?!
Thinking like this, she hurriedly patted Niu Dan's head: "Quickly cover your stomach, your expression is painful!" ”
Cow Egg: "... Oh. "I really don't understand the world of adults.
After the son did so, Damu's daughter-in-law supported her waist and looked like she was going to die: "Dad? What's wrong? ”
When Village Chief Zhang saw the appearance of his second daughter-in-law, he was immediately a little stunned: "Why are you?" ”
"Ouch!" Damu's daughter-in-law suddenly covered her stomach and waved her hand at Village Chief Zhang with a painful expression: "No, I'll talk about it later!" "Before leaving, I took the baby away.
The anger in Village Chief Zhang's heart was not up or down, and he was a little uncomfortable for a while.
Zhang Dashi saw it and asked, "Dad, aren't you looking for your younger siblings?" Brother and sister? He looked behind Village Chief Zhang, didn't see the talent and asked, "Dad, what's wrong with us?" Is there a problem with our water? ”
"Shut up!" Village Chief Zhang scolded angrily.
Zhang Dashi was startled and a little aggrieved: "Dad? ”
Village Chief Zhang lucked: "This matter is definitely not a problem with water!" The second family is also on the way! "Even if there's a problem, you have to pretend it's okay!
Zhang Dashi was stunned, just now his daughter-in-law said that his younger sister's family didn't drink water, maybe he didn't have diarrhea, but now his father said that his younger sister's family is also on the road, so what's going on? Why do you have diarrhea?
This matter is not clear, Village Chief Zhang went back to apologize to the people opposite, and promised to give them more than 10% of the money from selling water, which blocked the mouth of Youyou.
Before finding a seller, they all subconsciously refused to drink water. Although everyone says that water is fine, who dares to try it? What if there is a problem? But they don't dare to show too much, for fear of being discovered by buyers.
But obviously, the road to finding the right buyer was not smooth either. There are those who want to buy it, but the price is too cheap for them to sell. In the measurement, they ushered in a group of hard customers.
"I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to pass from here, leave water and food!"
If Xia Huai was here, he would definitely recognize this person, but unfortunately it was Village Chief Zhang and his party who met them.
Village Chief Zhang shuddered and wanted to retreat, but found that a group of people with him were quickly hiding behind him. In the end, he was pushed to the forefront!
Village Chief Zhang was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"This, this brother, I, we are just passing by the villagers who fled the disaster, and we have no valuable belongings on us, if we disturb you, we can take a detour..."
Make a detour? The three jumpers were immediately unhappy, he finally found one that could be ordered, how could he let it go?! I've long seen them hurrying and sneaky, and they don't look like good birds!
The boss said, as long as you don't look like a good person, you will rob it!
"Want to go? Brothers! Come out and plug them! ”
As soon as these words came out, many people suddenly rushed out from the four directions around, all of them were overwhelmed, and they were all carrying weapons in their hands, which frightened Village Chief Zhang and wanted to scream.
How could Village Chief Zhang have thought that it would be their temperament that caused trouble, so he only begged bitterly: "I, we really don't have any money, I beg you, let us go..."
If there are only a few people, they can fight together, and with so many people, he can only pretend to be a grandson!
The three jumpers held the big knife in his hand and waved it to the ground: "You can let you go!" ”
Village Chief Zhang's eyes lit up: "Thank you..."
"Don't!" The three jumpers stretched out their other hand to stop: "Don't worry about thanking you first, leave the things behind, you go." ”
Village Chief Zhang was as disgusted as eating a fly, and stumbled and said, "I, we really don't have it!" ”
The three jumpers nodded to the jar behind them with a smile: "When the master can't see?" Are the jars empty? Take it! ”
Village Chief Zhang pretended to be deaf and dumb, but he refused to move.
The three jumpers were not angry, and said with a smile: "It's okay if you don't take it, we can take it ourselves!" Brothers, move them all! ”
Doesn't the boss often say, if the mountain doesn't come, I'll go to the mountain? He will be the boss in the future, he can't say this kind of thing, but he has to do it!
Immediately, a few people rushed over, hugged the jar and left, how could Zhang Dashi watch others snatch things? It's a pity that his resistance is nothing to others, you pushed me, and Zhang Dashi was pushed to the ground.
"You, you let go of my son!" Village Chief Zhang was so frightened that he hurriedly ran over: "Take the things, don't beat my son!" ”
The homeless people behind Village Chief Zhang hated that iron could not become steel, but they did not dare to be tough with the mountain bandits opposite, so they could only watch angrily.
So the three jumpers returned with a full load.
"Dad, why did you give them things, how would we survive without these things?" Zhang Dashi was so angry that he pounded the ground.
Village Chief Zhang sneered: "What can I do if I don't give them to them?" If you don't give them you're alive, will you still be alive? Besides, it's uncertain whether they can land on the ground! ”
Zhang Dashi's eyes flashed: "Dad? What do you mean..."
Village Chief Zhang glared at him: "Okay, let's go!" ”
Probably because Village Chief Zhang did not keep his word and gave things to the mountain bandits in vain, those homeless people broke up with them very simply, and even sarcastically scolded Village Chief Zhang before leaving.
Village Chief Zhang: "..."I really want to scold, but I'm afraid of being beaten by the group."
Here, the three jumpers are showing off to his boss: "Boss, this is the country I have laid for you!" ”