"That's right, Jotaro is my son."

In the police station, a young woman with blond hair is standing in front of the police officer, listening to him finish the brief biography of the character "Jotaro Kujo".

"Well, because the 'jo' and 'cheng' in his name are pronounced 'jo' in Japanese, everyone calls him jojo, and the account ID is also 'jojo's popular science daily'...... It's a pretty straightforward name. ”

"So, Jotaro him, how many people did he kill? Ahh......h

"Uh, this lady, who told you he killed someone?"

The officer looked at the woman who was screaming with her face blank, and a large bead of sweat ran down her forehead.

This lady is too good at association.

However, considering her son's size and combat effectiveness, it seems to be reasonable.

"It's just a fight. However, the thugs who fought with him were all carrying nunchucks or knives, and some of them were former boxers. ”

"But none of these four people were injured by your son, all of them were injuries caused by attacking each other, and some even broke half of their teeth because of wrestling."

"But your son still followed us to the police station by himself, because he thought it was actually his hand."

The officer gasped and waved his hand at the lady with curiosity written on her face.

"This wife, you must let your son reflect on it, after all, he is also a well-known figure on the Internet, so it is not good for his reputation."

"Okay~~"

Jotaro Kujo's mother, Mrs. Kujo, made a cute pose and saw the police shiver.

Although this lady looks quite young and makes cute gestures, the thought of her son is ......

This shaking ingredient is really still afraid of a little more.

"The problem is that after that, your son is quite strange."

The officer clicked a few times on the tablet and walked into the detention center with the empty lady who was a little off the line.

"Since you're here this time, I'm sorry to bring your son back. There are a lot of things that have been caused by the new mobile phones and the Internet, and the prison cells are not enough...... Oh, your son's cell is right in front. ”

"Jotaro~~Mom is here~~Jotaro~~Jotaro~~~"

As soon as Kurajo heard this, she immediately left the two police officers and ran around the detention center, just to see her good son Jotaro earlier.

In Kujo Holly's heart, her son Jotaro has always been the well-behaved and cute baby who listens to his mother.

When I was in elementary school, I would play leather ball with my mother, and I would be the first to report the good news to my mother when I won the middle school sports meeting, and I wanted to eat my mother's dishes the most when I went to high school......

Staying in this kind of prison, Jotaro must have been very painful inside.

Don't worry, Jotaro, mom is here~

"Ahh You stinky bitch!! ”

An invincible voice rang out from inside the cell, interrupting Holly's call to her son.

"Okay~~"

Kujo Hori's only son, the good boy in her mind, Jotaro Kujo, a 1.95-meter-tall man, was lying on the bed in the cell at this time, holding a mobile phone in his hand.

"This kid is actually a very good person, he won't do anything bad, and he likes science very much, and he says that he wants to be a scientist when he grows up~"

Outside the cell, Kujo Kari was telling the two officers about Jotaro's image, and the two officers were almost sweating soybeans.

"Cut, the footage that I finally recorded can't be used again, it's really ......"

Inside the cell, Jotaro Kujo shook his head, clicked on the screen to delete the music he had just recorded, and pressed the record button again.

"Identify the most popular bio videos on the Internet. The first creature we're looking at today is ......"

"Why are you still recording it again?! Empty strip, you have been released, if there is a video, go out and record it again! ”

One of the police officers couldn't look down and kicked the railing of the cell with his foot to remind Jotaro Kujo.

"Click."

Jotaro pressed the pause button again, and looked at the officer as if he was about to kill.

"You, what do you want to do?"

“…… Mom, go back, I'm going to stay here for a while......"

"I'm possessed by evil spirits, evil spirits that even my biological knowledge can't explain."

"I don't know what it's going to make me do, even when I'm fighting, it's always stopping me from making a move."

"And, don't you think it's weird that I have a cell phone in prison? That's what the evil spirit brought to me, so don't rush me out just yet. ”

After Jotaro said this, he turned around and made up something on his phone again.

"You see, it's like this every time, and he doesn't come out when he says I'm going to let him go. And he was able to get his cell phone, which is strictly forbidden in the cell. ”

The officer shrugged at Kujo Hori, signaling that they were also annoyed.

But strictly speaking, Jotaro Kujo didn't commit any crimes, and the injuries on those gangsters were all caused by themselves, so he can't be convicted just because Jotaro opened his mouth and said that he hit someone.

"Please, please, please change my cell! What he said is true!! ”

"There really is that evil spirit! And he's been playing with his phone and we can't play it, which is much more tortured than ordinary jail time!! ”

"He even tested our biology knowledge, I only scored 23 points in biology in middle school!!"

Several other inmates in the cell rushed to the front at this time, crying and begging the police to change their cells.

I have to say that being locked up in a cell with such Jotaro can also be called torture in the new era.

And inside the cell, the source of "torture", Jotaro Kujo put down his phone, opened a bottle of beer, and looked up an encyclopedia while drinking......

So how did these two things end up in the cell?

"If you still don't believe me, let me show you."

Jotaro Kujo suddenly turned around and walked to the cell door.

When the other prisoners saw him coming, they ran faster than the water monkeys, and hid in the corners and shivered.

"The power of the 'evil spirit' behind me."

Jotaro slowly stretched out his hand, and before the two officers knew what was happening, one of them was horrified to find his rifle flying out of his pouch.

In Kujo's eyes, she seemed to see a translucent silhouette vaguely, and waved what she was holding at the pistol.

"Smack."

The gun that was still in the police officer's gun bag fell into Jotaro's hands.

During the whole process, he was at least half a meter away from the police, and his two hands remained in place and did not move.

"What, what's going on? How did my gun get into his hands?! ”

"It's over, something big has happened, how many reports do you have to write!!"

"Didn't you all see that? That was the 'evil spirit' behind me. Well, I'll let you see it again. ”

Jotaro's face was solemn, he raised his pistol, aimed it at his temple, and slowly pressed the trigger.

Under normal circumstances, this is undoubtedly suicidal.

"Jotaro!"

"Bang!!"

The gunshots rang out, and the smoke filled the air, but when the smoke of the burning gunpowder cleared, everyone was horrified to find that the bullet from the pistol was hovering between the muzzle of the pistol and Jotaro's temple.

How far can that be from that point? Ten centimeters? Five centimeters?

Who can stop a bullet at such a short distance and in such a short period of time?

"See, there's something behind me, it's been around me recently."

Jotaro turned the pistol upside down and handed it to the police officers outside, who were already stunned.

"So, I'm not going out."

……

A day later.

"How can this be recognized as a water monkey? Isn't this just a puppy swimming in the water? ”

"Can you think a little longer and ask me this kind of question?!"

"EulerOlaOlaOlaUla Ola!!"

Jotaro is continuing to record his new video, but he seems to be angry with a netizen who provided him with material, and he is crazy about the void through the screen.

Water monkey identification, this is the most popular link after Jotaro opened the "Jojo's Popular Science Daily" account.

Sand sculpture netizens don't know why they especially like to watch Jotaro with a serious face explain all kinds of nonsensical "water monkeys" in a serious manner, and even be so angry that he punches the screen continuously.

And the more angry Jotaro is, the more serious he is to popularize science with everyone that these water monkeys are not the so-called "water monkeys", the more sand sculpture netizens like to take outrageous things to let him identify.

The vicious circle belongs to yes.

"Hey, empty strip, don't record it, okay? If the video goes out for others to see, I'm going to be fired. ”

"Ahh Shut up for me, the material is recorded in vain again!! ”

A police officer leaned against the iron door of the cell and reluctantly persuaded Jotaro to do so.

That is, this video has not been recorded yet, if you finish recording and send it, let others see that you can not only play with your mobile phone in this cell, but also drink beer and check encyclopedias, where can you be reasonable?

"Don't worry, I'll take my grandson with me."

"Grandson?"

Hearing this, Jotaro turned around and saw an old man standing at the door of the cell who was about the same level of fitness as himself, but was quite old.

"Jotaro, this is your grandfather, he will definitely be able to help you, come out quickly~"

Jotaro's mother, Holly, appeared at the door of the cell again, and it seems that she went to the grandfather of Jotaro for help.

"Bang!"

"Come out, come home with me."

Cowboy hat and tweed coat, although he is old, the outline of his face is still as resolute as a knife and an axe, and he has a tough guy style.

Compared with Kujo Hori's image of a good mother who is kind to her son, this grandfather who sees that Jotaro is a family is more direct, he directly opens the iron door of the cell and asks Jotaro to come out in a commanding tone.