Chapter 66: Kaz: This is hip-hop (ask for subscription)

"Hey, Kaz, what animal has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night?!"

While dodging Kaz's attack, Joseph actually had time to ask Kaz questions, playing brain teasers and the like.

「JO——JO——」

However, Katz did not answer Joseph's question, and it is not known whether he was disdainful to answer or did not hear what he said.

He still maintained an upside-down posture, like Ouyang Feng who had gone mad in practice, and kicked Joseph with his two thick thighs one after another.

The muscles resemble ancient Roman sculptures, and each blow is powerful enough to shatter stones, and if it really hits Joseph, it will knock him straight to the bone.

It stands to reason that even if Kaz had a deep hatred for Joseph, he should at least make a mockery.

It can't be, Kaz doesn't understand Joseph's question anymore, does he?

"Hey, Kaz, under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?"

"Kaz, a monkey riding in the trees, a monkey underground, how many monkeys are there?"

Katz ......

"Joseph, what are you doing?!"

Jonathan was puzzled by Joseph's ability to make a series of harassy remarks and brain teasers during the battle.

If it was to distract the other party by talking trash words, Kaz didn't listen at all, and the attack was still unusually ferocious and fast.

On the contrary, Jonathan still thought about these problems and almost let himself be hit by Kaz, who attacked indiscriminately.

"Grandpa, just look at it, I have an idea now."

Since his body has become younger, Joseph has not had such a great awkwardness in calling Jonathan his grandfather, and he is very comfortable.

Joseph waved his hand at Jonathan, and once again wrapped the two iron balls around the ripples, and tangled with Kaz, all of which looked like he was playing Tai Chi, directing Kaz's attack elsewhere.

This kind of fighting style of four or two thousand pounds is really effective, Kaz was originally turned upside down, which does not conform to the fighting posture of ordinary people, and it is easy to find weaknesses.

As the so-called "connecting, transforming, and sending", a set of pine cone bounces are played...... Uh, no, it's a skewer.

In short, after a few moves, Kaz was knotted by Joseph and fell into an upside-down onion.

"Sure enough, just as I thought, this guy Kaz has become weaker!"

Jonathan had no idea what kind of enemy Kaz was, but Joseph had fought him himself, losing an arm in his hand and wounding his knee.

Therefore, he clearly felt that the current Kaz was simply too weak compared to the "ultimate creature" from years ago.

He doesn't use ripples, he doesn't transform into other creatures to gain an advantage, and he doesn't even use Pillar Man's "flow method".

Even when it comes to fighting, he just uses all the basic combat moves, and even does this kind of behavior of using his hands and feet.

It would be nice to say that this would increase combat effectiveness, but Kaz didn't seem to have much of a purpose other than to smoke Joseph's face.

It's like a fighting machine that only has the physical qualities of the ultimate creature, but has no brains, and only knows how to shout "JO-JO-".

Even today's smartphones are smarter than Kaz, after all, smartphones can't do anything with speaker holes as cameras.

"Kaz, do you remember Waum, Santana, Estis?!"

"They're all your companions, don't you have anything to say?"

「JO——JO——」

However, Kaz is unresponsive to the names of his former companions, like an emotionless repeater.

After being taken by Joseph and throwing an upside-down onion, Kaz immediately got up from the ground, this time not directly upside down, but landed on the ground with one hand and one foot, and attacked Joseph with the other hand and one foot.

It's like some kind of hip-hop dance that is used to play handsome.

This, that's it

It's hip-hop.

Katz's behavior makes one wonder if he would have landed on his head and one hand in clockwise order if he had been brought down again.

"I see, grandpa, this guy must have been in space for too long and ruined his brain."

"Too long in space...... But Joseph, didn't you say before that even if they were sealed for tens of thousands of years, they would soon be able to adapt to the current world when they woke up?"

Joseph had told Jonathan about the battle with Kaz before, and he was just the most ordinary pillar man, "Santana", who could learn German in a short period of time, and also learned the knowledge of the time.

And after Kaz becomes the ultimate creature, it is supposed that he should be able to adapt quickly, so that he will not lose his brain.

"That's different, grandpa."

Joseph deftly dodged Kaz, who now only had fighting instincts and perhaps a little more hatred for JOJO, and unexpectedly showed a laid-back attitude in his busy schedule, explaining to Jonathan.

"At a time when you lived, people didn't know about space. But we now know that there is no air, no water, very low temperatures, and even cosmic rays that can directly change other people's DNA."

"In this environment, ordinary creatures simply can't survive."

"All I know seems to be that there is only one kind of creature that can survive in ultra-extreme environments."

"But that was after Kaz, and he probably didn't know about the creature...... In a sense, this should be called the ultimate creature. It's called a tardispeller."

"Well, I think I've heard Seitaro teach me about this bug."

What Joseph didn't expect was that Jonathan was no stranger to this, and he looked like he suddenly realized.

"Jotaro said that although the tardigrades are known as the strongest creatures, they seem to be called by those who don't know anything about it, you call ...... The guy from the marketing account spread it."

"First of all, tardigrades are a collective term for many species of animals in the phylum 'Tardigrades', and the description of them adds up to many of these different types. For example, this one is cold-resistant, that one is heat-resistant, and the other is radiation-resistant, but the marketing account puts them on a creature, and it becomes a super creature......"

"Then, although it can endure many extreme environments, this animal is so weak that it can be crushed to death with the touch of a finger, and even bacteria are higher than its physical stress resistance......

"Also, their so-called ability to survive in space is to bring their physiological activities to an almost complete halt, turning themselves into an inorganic state...... Ah, I see! In that case, Kaz must be in this state!"

「…… Grandpa, you're amazing."

Joseph originally held back his words, but he was confused by Jonathan's second-hand science popularization and didn't know whether to say it, so he could only spit out such a sentence.

Wait, it seems that grandpa also got a college degree in the first place, and judging from Jotaro's performance, it won't be a problem to get into a university in the future...... But what about Joseph himself? I dropped out of high school because there were too many fights.

Co-authored the entire Qiao family with the lowest education in me?

However, being turned around by Jonathan like this came back to what Joseph wanted to say.

"Actually, I want to say that from a scientific point of view, Kaz doesn't have the resistance of those creatures, and if he is exposed to low temperatures and cosmic ray radiation in space outside, he may have damaged his brain, and the properties of his DNA have changed."

"From a metaphysical point of view, it is possible that 'fate' is balancing the combat power of both sides, but because this guy is too strong, he has become a state of no brain."

"In short, Kaz stopped thinking."

"I see, I said that he is obviously the ultimate creature, but his combat intelligence is not even as good as that of the corpses under Dio's command at the beginning."

Jonathan suddenly, no wonder Kaz kept attacking Joseph, which

Afraid that Jonathan would hit him with a powerful move such as a mountain blowing color ripple gallop, Kaz just waved his hand casually to open him and did not focus on attacking him.

Now this version of Kaz can really think of him as a fighting machine.

It's just that his battle target is Joseph, and if other people are involved in the battle, they don't seem to regard him as a target, but more like a fly that indoors during the battle.

It's annoying, it doesn't matter, and if you really want to hit it seriously, you can hit it, but it's not necessary.

In this way, the strategy of luring Kaz to fight Dio does not seem to be very well implemented, and Joseph and they must solve the problem of Kaz in other ways.

"So Joseph, is there anything you can do now?"

"Hmm...... I don't know if I'll make it, but let's give it a try."

Joseph once again dodged another attack from Kaz, who was walking with his head on the ground, and to be honest, he wasn't very sure either.

Although Kaz lost his brain, his physical fitness was still there, and ordinary attacks would not work at all against him, and in the case of stand-in attacks, there was no mass destruction stand-in in this group that could completely destroy Kaz.

"Grandpa, let's go into the desert over there!"

"Good!"

When it comes to Egypt, people's first impression is definitely the pyramids, and a little more can think of mummies, the Nile, Cleopatra, or whatever.

But above or below these things, there is one other thing, which makes up almost ninety percent of the land of Egypt.

The desert, though glowing golden, symbolizes death.

The grandfather and grandson of the Qiao family used ripples, and it was not difficult to run, and on the way, they dodged Kaz's hip-hop attacks again and again, and ran towards the desert.

The reason why the desert symbolizes death and is called the land of death is not only because of its extreme dryness and hot eyes, but also because there is such a thing in the desert that can quietly devour people like a bottomless pit.

That's quicksand.