Chapter 338: Self-proclaimed rotation comedy

Xiao Cheng pouted, rubbed his aching buttocks and swept back, holding Xing Chan's hand, his anger disappeared, and the rest was deep love.

Xing Chan looked at the grateful look in Xiao Cheng's eyes, and unconsciously puffed up her chest. "Looks like I've done this guy a great favor, but why don't I know? She was a little confused.

"Sister Chan, thank you, thank you very much. I don't know if I can express my gratitude to you with this affectionate kiss, so let's find a place where no one is, in order to thank you for your great help to me, I am willing to make a promise."

Xiao Cheng touched Xing Chan's little hand lightly, and his face was full of 'having to suffer' after the difficult choice, which was extremely 'sincere'.

The corners of Xing Chan's mouth twitched, and she wanted to withdraw her little hand and punch this seemingly handsome, but low-level face. Why didn't you see that this man was so virtuous, and he wanted to make a promise to me? It seems that he has suffered a loss, what kind of person is this?

Seeing that Xing Chan's expression had become unkind, Xiao Cheng, who was in the, immediately let go of the girl's little hand, and said seriously: "Just kidding, teasing you, life is too boring, you need to have more fun, don't take it seriously." If you're serious, you're wrong."

After saying this, Xiao Cheng didn't look at Xing Chan's angry and trembling face, turned his head to look into the distance, and howled: "The wind is tight, pull it!

"Whoa!"

Xuanwu, Baqi, Haijiao King and Hai Zhu'er responded at the same time, and made a big move, knocking Guan Ming and his wife out of the way.

With a sigh, Baqi flew to Xiao Cheng's side faster than anyone else, and the eight tails shook a few times, and suddenly realized that he was not a dog, and he didn't need to wag his tail to beg for mercy, so he immediately returned to the look of the beast, and the tail stopped wagging his tail, and motioned to Xiao Cheng to lead Xing Chan and step on his body.

Xiao Cheng couldn't cry or laugh, pointing at Baqi and scolding: "You kid is the most active, I don't see you fighting so actively?

The eight snake heads that were held high suddenly piled up, and there was no complaint in my heart, why did the horse's fart always slap on the horse's leg?

Hey......!

Xuanwu and the Sea Jiao King flew close and smiled unkindly. The laughing Yaki was about to become angry.

They didn't care why Xiao Cheng withdrew his troops, they just carried out the order.

On this side, Hai Zhu'er screamed, cobwebs surrounded the entire sky, she returned to her human form, and a woman was the queen of Guan Wanfu.

"Lord, that nun is a very powerful ......." Yaqi is unhappy with his defense.

"Shut up, if she's not powerful, what are you going to do? useless waste, if Lao Tzu has a cultivation level like yours, an immeasurable divine sword secret swordsmanship, he can split that woman's into eight petals!"

"You just blow it". Yaki muttered in the smallest of voices.

"What did you say?" said someone, raising his eyebrows in an angry manner.

"Oh, Lord, I mean, you're right, if you are a Heavenly King Monk, you can cut the entire Guguan Kingdom to pieces with a single sword, there is no doubt about it."

Baqi made up for the loss, and shouted in his heart: What are you muttering nonsense? Fortunately, the Lord didn't hear me clearly, otherwise I don't know how he would clean me up?

He was worried.

"Hahaha, count you as eyesight." Xiao Cheng unceremoniously accepted the compliments in full, quite complacent.

Xing Chan covered her forehead and secretly shouted: God, this kid is arrogant and narcissistic to such an extent, my eyes, which are comparable to purple gold and mythril, were also deceived by him, I never dreamed that this was such a shameless guy. Hell, can I go back and elope with him?

Xing Chan thought of this, looked up at the situation where Guan Ming and his wife were bombarding Haizhu'er's net, and wanted to rush to kill the thief, and sighed again: Finish the bird, look at the posture, you can't elope if you don't want to. If you stay here, you will be torn to pieces by the angry former national teachers, forget it, time is also fate. Xiao Cheng, you Tamar must be good to your mother, and you are only allowed to love me and love me alone. ...... Oops, no".

Xing Chan suddenly remembered. That day, when I met Xiao Cheng for the first time, there was a big Lori with a beautiful appearance and white skin like cream next to him, it seems that they are a couple?

Damn, this guy is a playboy? Damn, why did you forget this? As soon as I had relationship problems, did I become a pig? Thinking of this, I looked at Xiao Cheng's triumphant face, and I wanted to punch him.

Xiao Cheng didn't know what Xing Chan was pondering, at this time, how could he have the time to think about the mess? There was no time to spend here, so it was right to hurry up and go to Piaohua Village to find an opportunity. After all, the time to go out is getting closer and closer, and there is not much time left for him to explore.

Time is of the essence and cannot be wasted. He took Xing Chan's hand and flew over Baqi's body, a pair of beautiful people standing side by side, quite like a god bird and a hero. Sadako followed silently.

"Guan Ming, Wang Shi, the green mountains do not change the green water and the long flow, the mountains do not turn the water, and the water does not turn around. Today, Lao Tzu has something important to leave, and it is not uncommon to take the lives of the two of you.

Remember, if you have another son, you must educate yourself well, otherwise, you will definitely repeat the mistakes of the past, and when the time comes, you will have no place to cry.

Lao Tzu will return to the outer world in a few days, this account, it is estimated that you will not have a chance to recover it, I will suffocate you. Two two. forced ...... , uh, this word is indecent, change one, two old immortals, goodbye. Yagi, let's go".

Xiao Cheng turned around, shouted at the couple who couldn't break Haizhu'er's block, and shouted the words that the angry man would not pay for his life, and ordered Baqi to set off. At the same time, Sister Sadako, who was following closely behind her, was put into the belt of the juggernaut, and Sadako was not an ornament, but it was safer to put it away.

"Lord, where are you going?" asked Yagi stupidly.

Xiao Cheng, who was a hero in formal clothes, heard this, and he stumbled, so he hung down and fell.

Hate iron does not become steel, and stomped his feet desperately, almost crushing Yaqi's backbone. "You're so stupid, of course you're going back and forth from somewhere. Where is Tintin, where are we going back, stupid".

Yaki: ......?

"You haven't explained it, why do you blame this king for being stupid?

Baqi kept slandering in his heart, and responded with a grin on his face: "Yes, the lord scolded right, but the mark was confused, this little thing annoyed the lord, and the mark went back to face the wall and thought about it."

"Well, that's decent. ...... Hey, your self-proclaimed claim is quite interesting, how did it become marked, haven't you always claimed to be a subordinate?"

"Oh, I think it's fun to change your claim more, otherwise it's too boring. There are a lot of self-proclaimed ones prepared under the mark, and they change one a week. For example, lowly, lowly, under the low, villain, this seat, this king, lonely, me, widowed, this emperor, this emperor...... and so on, and dozens of other titles, which will be used in turn in the future, so as not to make the Lord feel bored."

Yaqi Kankan said, very proud.

Xiao Cheng and Xing Chan's eyes widened at the same time, and with the eyes of the number one ghost in the past, they looked at the four eyes on the heads of the two big snakes in the middle of Baqi, and confirmed at the same time that this guy was not joking, he was really ready to claim to use it in turn.

Xing Chan couldn't help it, and the fox asked: "Senior Baqi, the little woman is polite, I can still understand your previous self-proclaimed claims such as 'lowly and villain', but later... "Lonely, I, the emperor......?" she asked tentatively.

"Don't dare to be Your Excellency's courtesy, you are the Lord's woman, that is, the mistress under the mark, don't be so polite with the mark, I'm not used to it. ...... The reason why he claims to be more and more awesome is because a word said by the Lord at the beginning of the year inspired the standard.

He said that if you don't want to be a fan of the top brand, you are not a good girl! By extension, this means that you must also have the ambition to be the 'emperor' under the label, which is in line with the taste of the Lord. So, hey, hey......". Yaki smiled embarrassedly.

"You have great ambitions......". Xing Chan responded to Baqi with an ugly face, turned her head, looked at Xiao Cheng with complicated eyes, and her heart was full of the words 'I don't want to be a fan of the top brand, I am not a good girl', and the more I think about it, the more angry I become. What is the guy who can shout this thinking in his heart? Xiao Cheng's character needs to be studied in depth.

Xiao Cheng's face darkened. Can you just throw this kind of thing out? Yagi, you goddamn idiot!

Turning his head to see Xing Chan's perverted eyes, he couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum, and hurriedly shouted: "Baqi, what nonsense, aren't these words what you said, how can they be pressed on Lao Tzu's head? Lao Tzu is such a decent person, what is a powder, I don't know much, if you talk nonsense again, Lao Tzu will make you pretend to be dumb, and you will not be allowed to speak for three years."

"Lord, don't, don't dare to mark it,...... The sin of nonsense under the label deserves death, this is said under the label, not by the Lord, and the label is a bit of Alzheimer'...... , the Lord is not to blame".

Yaqi was taken aback, and his tail twitched the skin of the snake's head on the left and right, and the sparks shot in all directions. shouted in my heart: Let's be cheap, let's be nonsense, the lord is going to clean up the emperor again, it's not cost-effective.

"Okay, don't blame yourself, don't have bad thoughts in the future, otherwise, I won't spare you, you have to be a gentleman, understand...... Don't say it, take off, don't delay Lao Tzu's business".

The corners of Xiao Cheng's mouth jumped, he didn't dare to look at Xing Chan's inquiring eyes, and blasted out with a fist.

The fist wind smashed on the head of one of Yaqi's snakes, Yaqi howled in pain, holding back old tears, ending the process of self-slapping, breaking through the clouds in an instant, and flying towards Luoxue Village.

He was followed by two laughing beasts.

Xuanwu and the Sea Jiao King almost burst into laughter, and secretly shouted cool. I can't get used to the slut virtue of Baqi, this time it's okay, don't say it on the horse's ass, and talk nonsense about the master's private nonsense, which affects the great image of the lord in the heart of the future hostess, Yaqi, you are really powerful.

Xuanwu and the Sea Jiao King laughed thickly.

"Xiao Cheng, no matter the ends of the world, I will definitely hunt you down to the end! Don't think you can escape this ......!" Guan Ming's ugly voice comparable to metal friction poured into his inner strength and sent thousands of miles away with the wind and snow, and there was determination in it.

Xiao Cheng turned his head to look behind him and said loudly: "Old boy, Lao Tzu is waiting for you." Hahaha...... "The sonic boom is long, and the air is like a rainbow.

This arrogant look like the God Emperor has come, and his proud appearance makes Xing Chan look at it...... Mimi hurts. R1058