Chapter 175: The Next World, Detective Direnga
[This Water Margin can be regarded as the end. 】
[I feel that watching this series of videos is more difficult than watching the original book.] 】
[Ask the Song Ge officials to do something else. 】
Looking at the barrage after the release of the last episode of the Water Margin, Song Ge was also very helpless.
In fact, at the beginning, he only stuffed Wu Song with a little criminal investigation experience and Sun Wukong's mana, plus threw Lan Ruosi and Nie Xiaoqian in, but in this way, it became a short story where only Wu Song and Nie Xiaoqian fell in love.
Song Ge, who was not greedy enough, suddenly had a whimsical idea and asked the system to mess up the other hundred and eight generals into other characters, but as a result, he couldn't stop.
When Song Ge found that the plot had begun to be chaotic, everyone was like a mille-feuille with three or four layers of skin, and the audience couldn't tell who was who, the plot was already halfway through, and it couldn't be done halfway through.
So, he could only pinch his nose and fast-forward the plot behind it, cutting most of it, which was a little unfinished.
However, in Song Ge's heart, the unfinished ending is better than the eunuch, even if the reputation is not good, at least it can be regarded as an "end", even if the final ending is a meteorite falling from the sky and smashing everyone to death.
[This video is uploaded successfully, and the harvest grass value is 45451, and you can choose one of the two rewards.] 】
[Do you need to communicate with the characters to get souvenirs?] 】
Song Ge waved his hand weakly: "No need, there are more than 100 people, I am tired of contacting one by one, I can't remember so many names, and I can't put hundreds of things at home."
"Just talk to Wu Song and Nie Xiaoqian."
[Okay, so now I will give you two rewards, please choose one of them. 】
[1. Three bowls of wine recipe. 】
[2. Jingyanggang Tiger Tiger Skin Complete Version.] 】
「…… I don't want any of them."
Song Ge covered his face, not quite wanting to see these options given by the system.
What's this, three bowls are not enough, whether it is the liquor in film and television dramas or the rice wine in history, it is just ancient village wine, what is the use of getting it yourself? Brew to drink it yourself? However, Song Ge is a non-drinker, he would rather drink Coke.
Even if he takes it out and sells it, he is an ordinary person and does not have a liquor making license, so it is estimated that he will go in first and squat for a while.
As for the second ...... Well, Wu Song's fight against tigers is an emergency avoidance, there are many tigers, and they will eat people, so it's nothing. On my side of the modern society, tigers are more expensive than people, and if someone finds out that there is an extra bloody tiger skin in their home, they have to go in and squat for a while.
Well, it seems that you have to go in and squat left and right.
"It's the first one, the recipe, it's a big deal to open a trumpet and be a gourmet UP master in the future, make your own wine and drink it yourself, anyway, it's not a crime to drink yourself."
[Okay, I'll send it to you right away, Wu Song Xiaoqian's souvenir is also ready, do you want to accept it?] 】
"Come on, come on, there are more lice and don't bite."
Song Ge was a little embarrassed, and slumped in his chair and said to the system.
[Okay, first of all, Wu Song gave it to you and Sun Wukong, a hand-pinched clay figure. 】
A burst of white light flashed, and a clay figure that looked vaguely human-like and looked like a dog appeared on his table, making Song Ge cry and laugh.
But if you think about it carefully, Sun Wukong is dignified and defeated the Buddha, there is no shortage of anything, Wu Song should not bother to find any treasure, it is better to make something with his own hands, so as to express his heart.
It's just that Wu Song's craftsmanship is really not very good.
[Next is a copy of the Xuanmen Authentic Cultivation Method given to you and Bai Suzhen by Nie Xiaoqian. 】
"Well, put it there...... Wait, what's that?!"
Song Ge originally maintained the same messy mentality as before, but he suddenly reacted and almost jumped up from the chair while he was sitting.
Xuanmen Authentic Cultivation Method, this thing is not simple when you hear it, Song Ge immediately picked up the thread-bound book that appeared out of thin air on the table and read it carefully.
When the Water Margin video was uploaded for a while, he also practiced getting it before
, including the ability to use doubles, primary cloud driving, healing rays, and the like, he increasingly found that he lacked enough energy to use these abilities.
Therapeutic light, because there is no light factor, is used by the energy perfused by the system. As for the beginner cloud driving technique, it is true that he can fly, but living in the city is full of cameras, Song Ge can only jump very high every time to avoid being seen, and as a result, the energy consumption is very large. It's not so much cloud driving as reverse bungee jumping.
It's okay to say that the stand-in ability, that thing is purely based on cooking skills, and Song Ge's current cooking skills have improved to the level that everything can be boiled.
"Okay, good, it's still Sister Xiaoqian who has won my heart."
Song Ge couldn't put it down with the authentic Xuanmen method, although it was most likely given to Bai Suzhen by Xiaoqian and asked her to practice, so as to avoid being suppressed by Fahai, but Song Ge didn't suffer any losses, and it can be said that he made a lot of money.
[Please start uploading the next video as soon as possible.] 】
"What's the hurry, I'll practice this thing for a few days."
Song Ge didn't care about the system's urging, now he had gained a lot of things, and even had a feeling that he couldn't digest them, so he was not in a hurry to complete the next task of the system.
There are too many good things, eat them first, otherwise you may hold yourself up.
"Thirteenth, practice. I meditated in the morning, cooked for myself at noon, and fried the meat in the pot, but I accidentally found that adding the stand-in "pearl jam" can cure the oiliness on the face."
"Fourteenth, practice. I meditate in the morning, cook for myself at noon, make dumplings, but I boiled it into a pot of soup, and after eating, it can cure constipation, and there has never been such a smooth day."
[Host, host, how can you be so depraved, let's hurry up and cut the video, your audience has already started scolding you pigeon. 】
"Fifteenth, practice. I meditated in the morning, I was lazy at noon, and I soaked a bag of instant noodles, but why is it so unpalatable."
"On the 16th, it turns out that instant food can't be added as a stand-in, otherwise it will have diarrhea, it seems that pearl jam and technology can't accommodate it."
……………………
[Host, it's been a month, aren't you going to update the video yet?] 】
A month later, Song Ge, who was still busy blowing up the kitchen, heard the sound of the system almost pleading, and then remembered, oh, it turns out that I am still a UP master.
"Okay, okay, I can't help you."
Song Ge uttered lines similar to Doraemon and sat down in front of the computer. In fact, he didn't do nothing this month, and he also thought about the next task in his mind...... Ah no, who should be blessed.
"Speaking of the system, every time I change these plot characters, will you also change the world to be reasonable by the way?"
[Yes, the system will make various settings to make the logic of the world at least seem self-consistent.] 】
"Then it's no problem, the next world, Detective Direnga!"