Chapter 233: This party is really a group of demons
"Hairstyle? If you want to talk about how to maintain your hairstyle......
Polunarev took out his comb and rearranged his already very maverick broom hairstyle.
"It's about never forgetting to keep yourself elegant! Hey!"
Polunarev struck a classic backward position, standing on the ground with his feet on the ground, his hair almost touching the ground.
It's like a real broom.
"Ugh...... Mr. Polunarev's core strength is really good."
Kudo Shinichi held back for a long time, and could only hold back such a sentence.
Shiho Miyano, as one of the few girls among these people or non-people, didn't follow these guys to mess around.
She got together with Nie Xiaoqian and Nightshade, muttering that she didn't know what she was talking about.
Song Ge wanted to go over and talk, but was stared at by these girls with the eyes of the enemy.
"This is a girls' club, no one is welcome."
"I'm just worried that the few of you guys will put some weird medicine in the food......
Song Ge looked at these girls and complained with humble eyes.
Well, one is a scientist who used to work in the Black Coat, making poisons that can shrink people.
One is that he used to pretend to be a ghost in Lanruo Temple...... No, she seems to be a ghost in the first place, in short, a female ghost who harms others by confusing others.
Although he has not done anything harmful, the nightshade that appears now is a red form.
If she can't keep it, she has some bad idea in her heart.
If you don't look at it, maybe after this banquet, he Song Ge will find that he has become a ten-year-old child.
"Hehe, Song Gege, if you have to join our women's club, it's not impossible, but ......
There was a wicked smile on the corner of Nightshade's mouth, and his eyes gradually moved to the bottom of Song Ge's body.
"Yes, let's meet you, auntie, I can't afford to mess with you, please take care of yourself."
If you can't provoke it, you can always afford to hide, so Song Ge immediately flashed.
If you can make a medicine that makes people smaller, you might be able to make a medicine that changes your gender.
I have to remind others for a while.
On the other side, Wu Song, who had already achieved positive results, was chatting with Tai Bai Xing, Xiao Bailong and others, but he was the most peaceful group among them.
"Hey, hey, little brother, I heard that your friend has access to information in every corner of the world, do you want to compare it with my stand-in, 'Hermit Purple?'
Joseph, an old man who seems to be quite sassy, seems to be quite interested in Shotaro Zuo and Philip's "Earth Library", and wants to use his intelligence stand-in Hermit Purple to compete with the Earth Library.
Although Shotaro Zuo is a person who doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, Philip is different from him, and at this time he is focused on studying all kinds of people from other worlds, and he is very busy.
Even the women's club accepted Philip, and the four of them muttered something together, laughing happily from time to time.
It's just that after hearing this laughter, Song Ge always felt uncomfortable.
Li Yuanfang is not good at communicating with others, and he was still standing there stunned at first, but the enthusiastic old man Ultraman Ace took the initiative to find him and talked about his experience as the director of the meat factory. β¦.
"Oh, you usually like to take off your head and hands first, but the monsters I deal with usually can't find a standard head or hands, so I have to cut hard."
"The cutting skills of the seniors are really good, and the younger generations still need to learn more."
After that, Tiga, who was transformed into a human body and could finally speak human words, also came to him and talked about breaking the spikes on various enemies, so that I don't know why there was a rumor that the name of his first human body was Makaku Daiko.
A few corpse maniacs had a good time talking here.
"It's really a group of demons dancing......
Song Ge spit on his mouth, but his hands were not idle, and he added the stand-in "Pearl Jam" to the dish.
Although most of the people here are no longer human beings, and there are no hidden injuries or discomforts left on their bodies, the therapeutic effect of pearl jam is greatly reduced.
However, as long as you add enough amount, it always responds.
Song Ge was looking forward to watching the self-proclaimed elegant members of the Women's Club eat his food and use all kinds of curious ways to eliminate toxins from their bodies.
"It's all technology and hard work, sisters......
While Song Ge was sinister and smiling like a tom cat concocting poison, the group seemed to start organizing their own party and putting on a show.
"Hello everyone, I'll tell you a cross talk for the big guy today."
It was Porunarev who spoke, and he seemed to have changed into a wide robe with big sleeves from Tai Bai Xing, and he looked nondescript.
If the purpose of cross talk is to make others laugh, he can already be called a master of cross talk.
He himself is the most coke cross talk.
"Huh."
Hanakyoin stood next to him and acted as a teaser.
"Today we're talking about a story that happened in our original timeline."
"Tell me about it."
"In our original timeline, there was a gentleman named Giorno Chobana." Polunarev said with a serious face.
It's just that what he's going to say next isn't serious at all.
"Oh, I know, I've seen." Huajing Yuan is brightly praised.
"What we're going to talk about today is this Teacher Qiao's father."
"You're talking about ......"
"Teacher Qiao's father, nicknamed Jiao'er."
"What's the name, this is it, it's called Dior!" Huajingyuan complained.
"His father's true identity is that of a martial artist." Polunarev said with a serious face.
"Wait, which of his fathers are you talking about?" Hanakyoin Noriaki interrupted.
"How can there be a father?"
"Mr. Jonathan, and that hanger......
"You see you said it was a hanger, right?" Polunarev said.
"No, no, it's Dior. Are you talking about Jonathan, the ripple martial artist? Or Zi'an's martial artist, what about this martial artist?"
"How do I know? I knew that this old man wanted to be a martial artist, and he practiced there every day. That's practice......
"Later, how far did he go? The cold and heat are invulnerable, and the sword is invulnerable."
"I don't think I'm wrong." Huajing Yuan is brightly praised.
"People give the nickname Vampire!"
"Is that a nickname? He was!" β¦.
"Later, I encountered an incident that hit Mr. Qiao's father very hard."
"How?"
"There's a group of people who want to beat up this centenarian and raise him to the ground."
"Wait, why does it sound so familiar?"
"No, we did it."
"you!"
After a cross talk performance of the Qiao family's outrageous generations and some hell, although everyone laughed, they were also glad that Giorno Giorbana himself did not come because he was not in the same timeline.
Otherwise, I'm afraid Polunarev will have to be like Mr. Qiao's boss Diablo, and he won't be able to tell the truth of the joke.
After laughing and scolding, it was dinner time, although Song Ge's craftsmanship was like that, but the people present did not have the kind of mouth that was too tricky, they were full of praise.
However, to Song Ge's slight disappointment, the members of the girls' club did not react after eating his increased amount of food.
Could it be that the stand-in has expired?
After the main meal, it was time to leave.
The crowd exchanged some souvenirs they had brought, and also took some souvenirs from Song Ge, such as a full set of Ultraman CDs.
Tiga and Ultraman Ace were the first to leave, as they needed to borrow them
This human body is sent back.
And the rest of the people, after greeting Song Ge, also left separately.
As for the venue of the party, it was dusted by the Tai Bai Xing, and it was automatically sorted out and cleaned, and there was no need for Song Ge to clean it up.
Could it be that the immortals are very good at this kind of gathering skill?
Looking at the empty courtyard after everyone left, Song Ge suddenly felt a little lonely.
"Alas, I can't make friends with the people of this world anymore."
Shaking his head, Song Ge returned to the house and turned on the computer again.
γHello host. γ
Since Tai Bai Xing came and told Song Ge the origin of the system, it seems to have become much more well-behaved.
"Can I continue to replace others in other worlds now?"
[Of course you can, but I hope the owner still replaces it in the positive direction.] γ
"Hmm...... In other words, in those worlds that were replaced before, can you find out the dead villains for me?"
[The system can do it, but what are you going to do with them?] γ
"Let's have a repechage."
Song Ge laughed very much.
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In the midst of the chaos, Imu, the leader of the Celestial Dragons in the Pirate World, suddenly opened his eyes.
She looked around warily and saw that there were quite a few people besides her.
Or rather, human-like creatures.
"Thief hahahaha, am I not dead? Or am I already in hell now?"
This ugly man she knew, he was once on the wanted list, and later he was incorporated into the "Blackbeard" of the Seven Martial Seas.
However, according to intelligence, isn't this guy supposed to be dead?
Im frowned and subconsciously covered his nose.
She was the noblest of the noble Draconians, and she shouldn't even breathe the same air as such people.
Now, however, the hairy Blackbeard, who was missing several teeth, was right next to her, making Im, who had a hygienic seizure, almost explode on the spot. β¦.
"Is this the afterlife? Or is this the paradise that my Dior has in mind?"
A muscular man with blond hair stood aside, looking up at the seemingly boundless space that was non-existent except eternal darkness.
"If this is heaven, I'm really disappointed...... [Theorld]!"
A strangely shaped humanoid figure appeared next to Dior, and he seemed a little stunned by this.
"How is this the ...... Oh, I see, is this what my stand-in looks like?"
"Stand-in ......"
On the other side of Dior, a man with almost as strong a body as him, but with little clothes on his body and hair like a clump of seaweed, frowned, thinking about Dior's stand-in.
"If it's the perfect creature Kaz me, I should be able to awaken the ...... of the stand-in."
He closed his eyes, as if searching for a mysterious state.
However, his comprehension was interrupted by the sound of a box falling from the hand of a guy next to him.
"Where is this ......?"
A man dressed in white looked at the chaos in front of him in amazement, as well as at the pile of strangely shaped people.
Subconsciously, he pulled out a belt and something similar to a USB flash drive from behind him, and put the belt on his body, *** USB flash drive.
[Utopia! γ
The belt made a mechanical sound, transforming the man into a strange and holy looking weirdo, with a long sword in his hand and a wary look on his face.
"Ah!!!!!!h
However, before the others could react, a piercing scream drew their attention.
Not far away, a half-male, half-female, half-male, half-female-looking old woman-like "human" was screaming, and countless branches were scattered from its body, as if trying to grasp something
Something.
But he didn't catch anything, because behind him, there was a huge black skull that was growing its mouth with angry eyes, and from its mouth it emitted a huge suction, sucking the guy into his own mouth.
See, this guy who is neither male nor female is about to be devoured by a huge skull.
"Almost."
A somewhat impatient voice rang out from the zenith, and all those who were about to do it or were doing it stiffened violently.
In the next second, a huge disc rose in the center of the field, and they were each thrown to the edge of the disc in a regular circle.
Those guys with too much difference in body proportions were also forcibly distorted and turned into the size of ordinary humans.
And, in addition to them, several others were also put to the edge of the disc.
"In a word, you're dead. Now, you'll need to play brutal rounds of repechage matches in exchange for that one and only chance to be resurrected."
The voice on the zenith seemed to be impatient, and threw a huge silver cross directly from above, slamming into the center of the disc with a thud.
Imu, Blackbeard, Dio and the others were about to start fighting at the first time, but their bodies still couldn't move.
"Considering that many of you are so different in combat power, there is really no balance in the competition."
"So, there is no such thing as a fight in the resurrection event."
Hearing this, Imu, Blackbeard, Dior and the others were silent, and Kaz sneered, but the huge skull seemed to be very angry.
It's not like fighting, it's probably more than cunning, and it can probably be seen from the performance of a few people that the skull is probably not very good in this regard.
"Before I start the competition, I would like to introduce you to the contestants of this competition."
A beam of light suddenly fell from the zenith, illuminating Im.
"Imu from the world where pirates are prevalent, the master behind the world government, can control the life and death of tens of millions of people in one sentence."
Which of the repechage players present was not a master, seeing that Yimu looked like a weak woman, but had such ability, he couldn't help but nod secretly.
And Imu also accepted the scrutiny of the players with a cold face, trying his best to hide his expression and not let them see anything.
Who knows, the voice of the zenith is probably a little sick in the brain, and said suddenly.
"Because Imu is cute, I put on a limited outfit for her: a white silk cat-eared maid outfit."
Im: ?????
γ.
Laoshan is wide and falling