"Hey, wise man......"

Suddenly, I heard a very loud voice calling at me, and I looked around and there was no one else beside me, so I looked to the place where the sound was coming from.

It was a very tall figure, how big it was, I can't say, do you know the little peak of Mount Everest? I tell you, that little mountain is not as tall as the giant's feet and neck. You ask me what he looks like, and I want to tell you in a local dialect: "I don't know." ”

It's not that I'm going to make a fuss, because he's too big, and I'm going to finish reading it all, and I can't see it all clearly, and I guess I won't be able to finish it in a day or two, and even if I do, I'll have to put together all those images in my mind to get the overall impression, which will be a very complicated job. I saw a nose hair, thicker than the thickest banyan tree I had ever seen, and I thought that if I cut it off and hollow it out from one side, I could make a big ship on which I could travel around the world.

"Hey, wise man. The giant spoke again.

I know this is God, although I haven't seen God, but I guess it's him, only he has so big, I introduced the legend of God making mountains earlier, the mountains on the earth are made by God, there are many versions, I don't know which version is good to retell, the best version is that God in order to subdue the wind demon, from the other side of the earth to pick up the sand and pick up the wind demon, so the current mountain was formed. You can go back to the "49th episode of God's mountain-building" to learn more about the specific situation, you know. I have always cherished ink like gold, and I will never use the second sentence if I can say it clearly in one sentence, never use the third sentence if I can say it clearly in two sentences, and never use the fourth sentence if I can say it clearly in three sentences, and so on, I am not very sensitive to numbers above four, so I won't say it.

That's not what I'm trying to say, that's what I'm saying. I look around. I don't see the shadow of the wise, I admire the wise very much, they are often very powerful, and they often speak very thunderously. In my impression. Only the author of the college entrance examination essay can be called a wise man. If they walk in the desert with a king or a general or a tyrant, the last one to die must be the king or the general or the tyrant, I think these wise men. No matter where it is placed, it is enough to cover the strength of five divisions, and I would like to tell the President of the United States that they sent the Navy SEALs to the Middle East to withdraw, and send all our wise men to them, and we will definitely be able to destroy the Islamic State.

"Wise man, why don't you speak?" said God again.

I looked around again, and made sure that there was no one who wrote the college entrance examination essay, so I said with sincere fear:

"Dear God, are you talking to me?"

"Of course, wise man. God said with a smile.

"I'm not a wise man, the writers of the college entrance examination essay are wise men, they are better than kings, generals and local tyrants, they are simply two-legged camels. I said, because I really didn't dare to associate it with it, which I couldn't reach.

God laughed, and the laughter was like a river, and the sound shook the heavens, and it stopped for a long time.

"I read your book "I Am a Dragon", not only rich in imagination, but also unique insights, some of them are still heavenly opportunities, these things I was originally going to release after 50 million years, but I didn't expect you to leak them in advance......"

I was shocked, my things are all from the heart, some of the things I think are just a whim of me, I think I am deceiving the reader, but I didn't expect God to be very interested in this, and what kind of heavenly chances, it seems that most of these things are true.

However, when I thought about it, I suddenly stopped being afraid, and said:

"How many heavenly opportunities can I leak, most of the books on the boutique channel are immortal cultivators, and they leak a lot of heavenly secrets. ”

Unexpectedly, God laughed again, for a longer time, and I looked at God as if he was bending over with a smile, laughing until he coughed.

I was stunned, and said:

"Those authors are all great gods, don't you care?"

I dare not mention what they want to do against the heavens, lest God will not work against them. Unexpectedly, God got angry this time, and said:

"Wise man, can you not prevaricate me with all that nonsense, do you think I'm a fool too?"

I don't know where I said it wrong, I reported the two types of people I admired the most, but I didn't expect God to react like this. But I knew how many pounds and taels I had, and God was just putting a high hat on me to coax me, so I said:

"The messy people you speak of are red and purple and have a good house, but I am black and purple, and there are many birds, and even if there are a few small birds, most of them are featherless. How do you understand that?"

God smiled and said,

"This is reality, not me, I only care about the past, the future, and the unreal, what do you mean by the hairless sparrow?"

It seems that God did not understand what I meant, so I had to explain:

"They may have no hair in the first place, and naturally have no hair to pluck; some of them have stripped off their hair from the gods, and they have become naked birds when they fly to me, and there is no hair to pluck; some of them have full wings, but the roots of the hair are too deep, and the hair follicles are tight, and plucking a hair will affect the whole body and the pain will not stop, especially the heart will even drip blood, I also understand that they do not pull out a hair. They're all hairless finch. I don't understand, as soon as they fly to the great gods, it's like the seventh day of the seventh month, and when they fly to me, it's like the eighth day of the seventh month. ”

God smiled and said:

"I don't care about these bird things, why don't you go to Uncle Bird to report it?"

"Uncle Bird, it's okay for you to let him howl a few words, how can you beg him to do something?" I yelled.

I suddenly remembered the conversation between a wise man and God in the prompt of the college entrance examination essay one year, so I said:

"What does 100 million years mean to you?"

"Just for a second. God said.

God really said this, once again I admire those college entrance examination essay writers, they are veritable wise men, if I can meet them, I will definitely bow to them, kneel and bow to them.

Once again, I said according to the words of the wise men:

"What does that 100 million mean to you?"

"It's just a penny. God said.

"Then give me a penny. I said ecstatically.

"Not now," said God, "I'm going to break the tweed in half for that penny, and I'll give you a reward when I do, for I'm a big fan of yours anyway." ”

I know that this God has no hope, it takes 100 million years for him to break this penny, I can't afford to wait, but I suddenly remembered something, I just looked through the fan list yesterday, and there is no name of God there at all, and even in the list of zero fans displayed after the chapter is given, I can't find God's name.

So I asked, "Why isn't your name on my fan list?"

The god smiled and said:

"I'm sorry, wise man, I read it on a pirate site. ”

Oh my God, so it is. (To be continued......)