Li Chengjing's heart moved, and he pretended to be curious and asked, "Then what is the origin of Song Zhaoguan?" Is there a chance to introduce my brother to him? ”

Li Zhu was stunned for a moment, burped, frowned and asked, "Why do you know him?" A recruiting official, except for being in charge of the suspected monster cases in the city, has no real power, and is a ten-out of ten Qingshui officials. It's better to stammer, than to stammer, the head of our third class. ”

Li Chengjing smiled and said, "Isn't that Zhaoguan responsible for summoning strange people and strange things from all over the world?" If we get acquainted with him, maybe one day we will be able to introduce us to those mountain immortals who have real skills, and from then on, we can also leap into the dragon gate and become immortal characters. ”

Li Zhuai laughed when he heard it, and said, "You, don't dream." Are there still few people in our county government who do this kind of thing? I have been in the yamen of Hongcheng County for more than ten years, and I have never heard that the people in the yamen can enter the eyes of those immortals on the mountain. Don't waste your energy. ”

"Moreover, this Song Zhaoguan is not so easy to provoke, listen to my brother's advice, you better not know him?"

"Why?"

Li Zhukuai said: "You know that our Song Zhaoguan has a nickname, do you know? ”

Of course, Li Chengjing shook his head, he had just arrived, and he was not an immortal, how could he know.

Li Zhu quickly lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Listening to those strange people and strange things, this Song Zhaoguan has the nickname of the Nine Monsters of Hongcheng!" ”

"How?"

"I heard that these nine monsters are Song Zhaoguan's nine habits, and I heard that one is a strange widow; The two monsters sleep with their eyes open; The three monsters and the dog are called brothers, and the four monsters like to be fathers; Five strange legs wrapped around the waist; What are the six monsters, I can't remember the ones behind. In short, there is a strange person, on weekdays, no one dares to approach this person in the yamen! ”

Li Chengjing looked confused and shouted: "What kind of mess is this, brother talk carefully, I don't understand a word!" ”

When Li Zhuai heard this, the smile on his face instantly became a little obscene.

He hehe took a long time before he said, "What don't you understand about this?" Our Song Zhaoguan likes to kick the widow's door at night the most, but whenever the father-in-law of the family dies, and no matter how old the lady is, this Song Zhaoguan can't help but secretly knock on the door at night, but none of them succeeded, and they were all beaten out with a rolling pin. ”

Li Chengjing was stunned.

"These two monsters are literal, I heard that this Song Zhaoguan sleeps with his eyes open. Three strange, this Song Zhaoguan raised a yellow dog, and called the yellow dog a brother all day long, and even shouted, this is his younger brother, whoever dares to bully the yellow dog will not be able to get along with him. ”

"These four monsters are the most annoying, no matter who this Song Zhaoguan sees, he must first call someone two sons, that is, our county guard has been murdered, since I met him once, in office for three years, I have never said a word to Song Zhaoguan. After all, no one likes to have multiple dads in plain white. ”

Li Cheng couldn't laugh when he heard it, this Song Zhaoguan deserved to be a man from the mountain, and even more worthy of being a disciple of Erlangtang, he was simply not a son of man.

"As for these five monsters, tsk, naturally this leg is wrapped around the waist!"

Li caught a quick move to steal the peach, and Li Chengjing stopped him instantly.

He even whispered: "Li Zhukuai, in fact, I'm still a child, I don't understand!" ”

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Hongcheng County Government Yamen.

The old turtle chieftain Ying, who used the transformation talisman to transform into a human form, was following behind a servant, and after turning around, he came to the side courtyard of the yamen, a courtyard that was really remote, and even the wild grass outside the verandah was higher than the handrail.

The corners of the chief's mouth twitched, he deserved to be called the Song Zhaoguan of the Nine Monsters of Hongcheng, and it was also a must for a monk to be an official and treat this person as a hateful person.

Brought to the gate of an old courtyard, the official stopped and shouted into the courtyard: "Fu Zhudian, someone is looking for Song Zhaoguan and come out to lead people!" ”

"It's coming!" A slow echo came from inside.

The official didn't wait for anyone to come out, and said that you should wait here, and left in a hurry.

The old turtle waited silently.

Soon, a scholar in his twenties with an ugly face walked out of the dilapidated courtyard, looked the chief up and down, and asked, "Are you looking for Old Monster Song?" ”

Chief Ying broke into a cold sweat and hurriedly said, "It's just that there is something important to visit Song Zhaoguan!" ”

That Fu Judian shrugged his shoulders and said, "Come with me!" ”

led the chief to approach the courtyard, and instead of entering the public house with the sign of the Zhaoguan Party, he went around and came to a small garden.

Chieftain immediately saw two deck chairs in the courtyard, and when she got closer, there was a black line.

I saw an obscene man dressed in an official mansion, with a strange long face, narrow eyes, and two mustaches on his lips, lying on a chaise longue, staring sharply at a few pieces of rice paper in his hand, turning over and over, and constantly flipping through them.

On the other deck chair, a yellow earth dog was lying on his back, sleeping soundly.

"Old Song, someone is looking for you!"

The obscene-looking man is exactly the official here. That Song Zhaoguan, who has the nickname of the Nine Monsters of Hongcheng.

Hear Fu Judian's voice.

Song Zhaoguan put down the rice paper in his hand, glanced at Chieftain, and almost made Chieftain unbearable when he opened his mouth, but fortunately he didn't say this to himself.

"Son, son. Fu Qin, you can step down! ”

Fu Zhudian seemed to have been accustomed to it for a long time, so he turned around and left.

Until Fu Judian's figure disappeared.

Song Zhaoguan waved at the stunned Chief Ying and said, "Son, ah, what's the matter with you, the old turtle, coming to find this official?" ”

Yes, after living for hundreds of years, he suddenly became a turtle son.

The old turtle took a deep breath, carefully handed over the letter in the corner, and asked, "That scholar, is it your old father?" ”

When Song Zhaoguan heard this, a long face like a donkey instantly darkened, and he scolded: "Get out, son, son, that person's surname is Fu, and his single name is a parent." That's your dad. I'm so angry, son, son! ”

The old turtle trembled with fright and hurriedly apologized.

Song Zhaoguan didn't bother to pay attention to it, opened the envelope, and threw it aside after reading it.

"Son, son, your water god is really going back more and more, a foreign monk, just can't see that he is afraid of cultivating and wants to come to Lao Tzu for support, and Lao Tzu is not his father."

Chief Ying hurriedly said: "My water god master, isn't he afraid of breaking the rules of our Erlang Hall!" ”

"Phew!" Song Zhaoguan took a mouthful of thick phlegm and almost sent Chieftain away, it was too disgusting.

"Son, son, go back, Lao Tzu is not rare about the dirty money of this water snake, tell him that this is Hongcheng, the territory of Erlangtang, and the people of Erlangtang are the rules. When did the people of Erlangtang dare not fight in their own territory. ”

"Son, son! Let the water snake master order, if you can't beat it, you won't give money, call Lao Tzu a father, and Lao Tzu will support him. I don't dare to fight, Lao Tzu doesn't have a grandson like him! Son, son, fuck off! ”

With a spit on her head, she fled and left.

Song Zhaoguan scolded and scolded, picked up the rice paper, and his eyes instantly became extremely obscene. He was still muttering to himself: "Son, son! A lot of men have died recently, and there are many more widows, so who should I go to tonight first! This mortal is really hateful, why do you want to get out of the way like clothes, I can only hide the edge, but I don't show people, it's really unwilling! Son! Son! Unwilling! ”