This sudden introduction, even though Zhang Shilu's head turned quickly, he still didn't wait for a reaction.

"Hey???"

"Pan Jingyun!" Pan Jingyun introduced his name and shook hands with the other party solemnly.

Although it was an intimate move, it still looked a little weird, because it was Pan Jingyun who took someone's hand and forced the other party to shake hands with him.

"I ......"

As if he had guessed what Zhang Shilu was about to say, Pan Jingyun interrupted the other party nonchalantly, and then asked confidently, "Do you want to say what your name is?" ”

Pan Jingyun asked himself, "No, I know...... Zhang Shilu, born on November 2, 1996, Scorpio, type O blood, height 170cm, weight 60kg, gender male and female, so far he is still an old virgin ......"

"That's it!"

Zhang Shilu directly stretched out his hand to stop the words of the tiger and wolf behind the other party, and looked at the other party with a face full of disbelief, "How do you know so clearly?" ”

"Also, I'm blood type O, how come I don't know?"

Although what Pan Jingyun said was true, he still couldn't believe it, because Pan Jingyun gave him the feeling of being naked in front of the other party at this time, and there was no secret to speak of.

"Who the hell are you? What do I do? Zhang Shilu said sharply.

One of his hands had already grabbed the thermos on the side, and he didn't know if there was water in it, but as long as he found that Pan Jingyun was wrong, he would be able to throw the thermos on the other party's face as soon as possible.

His small movements were naturally seen by Pan Jingyun, especially when he saw Zhang Shilu's hand holding the thermos, and the green tendons had burst out, his eyelids couldn't help jumping, and he hurriedly said, "Don't be impulsive!" What a friend I am! ”

It seemed that he felt that he was too groveling, and then he continued, holding up his tough appearance, "I tell you, this is my dream, my territory is my decision!" ”

"What are you dreaming about? You're here with me to play China Mobile Dynamic Zone, right? ”

"Say! Who the hell are you and what are your intentions for me? ”

Even if Zhang Shilu is timid, the rabbit is in a hurry and bites! What's more, it's actually related to himself, so there was almost no hesitation, and his hand whistled away the next second as soon as the words fell.

Years of online articles are not in vain, the unbridled imagination has brought him enough ideas, although he has not experienced it, but the inherent plot in the novel is still similar, so there is no need to think about it at all, Zhang Shilu has already drawn up a series of follow-up actions.

"Don't ......"

Pan Jingyun only had time to shout this word, and then his body subconsciously stepped back, and almost at the same time, the thermos in Zhang Shilu's hand rubbed the tip of his nose and hit the bed beam on the side.

"Don't get excited, listen to me, I'm really your friend!"

"We're still at the same table today, have you forgotten? Is my name on the roll call? Am I still introducing myself in front of the class? ”

Pan Jingyun was completely ill and rushed to the doctor, but I have to say that his actions were still effective, Zhang Shilu really calmed down, although he still stared at him with vigilant eyes, but at least he didn't do it anymore.

Pan Jingyun stepped back, keeping a safe enough distance, and then calmed down, and slowly explained, "I didn't lie to you, we are really friends, in the next three years, no, it should be the next two and a half years, we are both dependent on each other in school, and I don't think I need to lie to you, right?" There's nothing in you that I covet. ”

Zhang Shilu still listened to Pan Jingyun's words, although there was a hint of loosening on his face, his spirit was still tense, obviously this was a distrust of Pan Jingyun.

"Reason!"

"I need a reason!"

God knows why Zhang Shilu's head is so sober at this time, and he grasped the key point in a few words, not like a nerd at all.

"So...... Who are you? ”

Pan Jingyun is not calm this time, even if he is calm, he can't wash himself in front of him now, how can he say anything?

"Pan Jingyun, September 1996......"

Pan Jingyun seemed to want to learn from what he had just done, give Zhang Shilu a passage, and introduce himself, but it seemed to be an endorsement in advance, and obviously he couldn't move him, so he immediately raised his hand to interrupt the other party, and raised the thermos in his hand with the other hand quite threateningly

"Stop!"

"What's wrong?" Pan Jingyun looked at him puzzled.

"Where did you get the information, this set is quite familiar!" Zhang Shilu said sarcastically.

His words directly made Pan Jingyun speechless, if it weren't for the thermos in the other party's hand, he would have wanted to step forward and teach the other party a good lesson, it was the first time in so many years that he found out that the other party was actually a poor mouth.

"Then how do you want me to prove it to you!"

Pan Jingyun was about to give up, and said directly to himself, he didn't expect that it would become a problem for him to prove himself.

How much he was so angry just now, how depressed he is now.

Wrong!

This is Lao Tzu's dream, why are you showing off your power here with yourself?

Pan Jingyun, who wanted to understand this, suddenly became tough, changed his obscene and slack just now, there was not the slightest fear in his eyes, but he looked at the other party calmly, "Do you believe it or not, Lao Tzu won't talk about it!" ”

In fact, he can also understand Zhang Shilu's defensiveness, no matter who is said to be his and future friends by someone he doesn't know, everyone will have a twitch in their brains, after all, this matter is too unbelievable. But the fact is that Pan Jingyun feels that this is the right thing to do!

Looking at Pan Jingyun, who was constantly approaching him, Zhang Shilu really didn't understand where the other party was confident, and seeing that the other party was about to approach him again, this time he didn't hesitate at all, and went out with all his strength without reservation, and the thermos in his hand was thrown straight on Pan Jingyun's body.

"!"

Fortunately, there was no water in the thermos, but even so, it scared Pan Jingyun a lot.

Bang - Bang -

The thermos fell to the ground without any suspense, and with a crisp sound, it instantly split from the inside. In the end, there was no problem with the outer tank of the whole thermos, but the thermos inside was shattered.

"Damn, you're really throwing it!"

Pan Jingyun let out a strange scream, and once again opened a safe distance from Zhang Shilu, he really didn't expect this reckless boy to dare to really do it.

"Don't come here, I have another one here."

Zhang Shilu turned a deaf ear to Pan Jingyun's words, but instead reached out to the only thermos on the side quite provocatively.

"Stop! Stop! I'm not going to go! ”

After seeing his movements clearly, Pan Jingyun hurriedly stopped.

No, no, because the thermos is his!

"You cow 13, I'm convinced!" Pan Jingyun collapsed in decadence, he really didn't expect things to come to this point, and he completely gave up resisting.

"This dream is done, let an NPC take care of it!"

Zhang Shilu understood this sentence, but it was only limited to understanding, "What NPC?" I'm not playing games with you, so let's go. ”

"Where am I going, big brother, this is really my dormitory."

Pan Jingyun explained with great difficulty, I'm afraid he is the first person since ancient times to dream of compromising with NPCs!

"I said, it's just a dream, are you going to play so big?"

Seeing Zhang Shilu reach out and touch another thermos, Pan Jingyun at this time had completely given up on himself, sat directly on the opposite bed, and looked at him calmly, "You smash, I'll sit here and let you smash, today you will either wake me up or smash me to death!" ”

Although this scoundrel's move is really hob, but Zhang Shilu really eats this set, and when he heard Pan Jingyun say this, he really couldn't do it.

"Who the hell are you? What are you doing here? ”

Hearing this question repeated several times again, Pan Jingyun only felt calluses in his ears.

Zhang Shilu also seemed to realize that he seemed to have asked this question many times, his expression was a little embarrassed, and he lowered his head in embarrassment, but then he remembered something and looked at Pan Jingyun again, "What do you mean by dreaming?" ”

"What can it mean, literally!" Pan Jingyun shrugged and said.

However, when Zhang Shilu heard his words, it was as if he had heard some terrible joke, "Dreaming? Dreaming of starting school? ”

seemed to be shocked by his own idea, and he couldn't help but sneer secretly, not knowing whether to laugh at him or himself.

Pan Jingyun frowned slightly, as if he was a little unaccustomed to the way he spoke, but the other party didn't seem to feel anything wrong, and then said, "I think you really should go to the hospital to have a look, it's best to hang a neurology department...... No, there is no neurology department in our county, you should go to Jinan and Beijing! ”

Pan Jingyun heard the ridicule in the other party's words, but he firmly believed that what he said was the truth, and this kind of appearance of everyone getting drunk and waking up alone can be regarded as the spiritual sustenance he found for himself.

"You don't understand!"

"I don't understand?" Zhang Shilu seemed to have heard something funny, and was about to refute it, but then he didn't know what to think of and was relieved, "I think you've read too many novels!" ”

"Let me say, you should go to the toilet and flush it well, be sober and sober, and don't get heat stroke again in the summer."

Pan Jingyun didn't seem to hear his words, and said to himself, "Although I don't have any superpowers here, I am also an invincible existence, at least...... It won't hurt if I hit you. ”

Even if he had a temper, Zhang Shilu's successive provocations made him a little unhappy, so he began to carry a gun and a stick in and out of his words.

"Heh~, you don't hurt? It doesn't hurt you to stomp your feet and take two steps. ”

The rotten stalk of the 2001 Spring Festival Gala is not outdated even now, but I don't know why, Pan Jingyun's shaft came up, and he really stomped his feet as Zhang Shilu said.

"Hemp?"

"Hemp!"

"Do you feel it?"

"Yes!"