Chapter 145: Kaleidoscope Omelette
"Kusuo?" Itachi didn't look back, and continued to stare at the pot, "Mom and Dad are going to work, I'm making breakfast for you, do you want to eat an omelette?" ”
Kusuo Uchiha looked at the fried eggs all over the floor and was speechless for a moment.
At this moment, the weasel suddenly moved, he quickly lifted the lid of the pot, the heat was steaming, and the sound of oil "zilazila" came out at once.
Uchiha Kusuo saw that Itachi was stiff, and it took a long time to put the eggs in the pot on a small white plate, and the whole person walked towards him in great disappointment, and finally squatted down and placed the plate on the only remaining open space at his feet.
Kusuo Uchiha: [......]
Why put it on the ground?
"Failed again." Itachi got up, regained his spirits, and stared at a pair of three-hooked jade writing wheel eyes and said seriously: "Kusuo wait a little longer, I will definitely let you eat the most perfect one-sided omelette!" ”
Seeing that he was about to continue, Uchiha Kusuo hurriedly stopped him: [Wait, brother, why did you say that you failed again?] I think it's perfect, huh? ]
Is there anything you don't want on the ground? Believe it or not, mom will beat you to death when she comes back?
"Well, the yolk isn't in the middle." Itachi pointed to the omelette he had just put down.
Kusuo Uchiha: [......]
Are you obsessive-compulsive?!
Itachi explained by pointing to the eggs next to him one by one.
"This, accidentally fell into an eggshell."
"This yolk has a hole."
"This yolk is coming out."
"This one is a little burnt."
"This egg white rolls up."
"This one is a bit raw."
"I'm dripping sweat with this."
"There's too much of this seasoning."
"This one is too oily."
"It's not a good shape."
……
Kusuo Uchiha's eyes died.
"Don't worry, Kusuo! My brother will definitely make you the most perfect one-sided omelette in the world! After that, Itachi turned around and went to wash the pot.
Kusuo Uchiha stood for a moment, then sat down silently in the open space in the doorway, and watched as he washed the pot and placed the pan on top of the liquefied gas stove again.
Itachi closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then opened his eyes suddenly, and the three magatama in the red writing wheel slowly rotated and fired!
He was wearing a purple outfit from the dark part today, fitted, and a cute lace apron that Mai Trin's mother had bought on his chest. The apron is white, only with a huge red heart in the middle, and the apron strap is very long, which is tied with a very standard bow behind the Weasel.
[Does my brother have a mission today?] Kusuo Uchiha asked, hoping to interrupt Itachi's burst of perfectionism and obsessive-compulsive disorder.
There are several sets of clothes in the dark part, and the others are placed in the dark part, and there is also a set left at home in order to go directly to the mission.
"Well, the afternoon task, there is still time, Kusuo, don't talk to me yet, otherwise I will be distracted." Itachi's body is slightly bowed, and he is holding the egg nervously waiting for the oil in the pot to be hot, and the gesture of holding the egg is exactly the same as the posture of holding the shuriken, and the attitude is the same.
Kusuo Uchiha's eyes widened.
It's a dead life! Itachi actually told him not to talk to him more! In the past, I really wanted to pry open his mouth and braincase, let him be lively, and talk more!
The oil is hot, and the ferret moves.
He moved very quickly, crushing the eggs and carefully beating them into the pot.
Very good, didn't fall into the eggshell, sprinkled with seasoning, and finally poured in a little more water, cover the pot!
Itachi's hand pressed tightly against the lid of the pot, counting the seconds in silence.
Kusuo Uchiha: [......]
It's over, my brother seems to be crazy.
After a while, Itachi opened the lid with nervousness to the point of sweating, and when the heat had cleared, he stiffened again.
Kusuo Uchiha took a look, it's good, what's wrong?
[Succeeded?] He asked.
"No, the yolk is slightly deflated...... "Itachi gritted his teeth, put the egg up, silently walked over and put it down, and then angrily walked back to brush the pot again.
Kusuo Uchiha: [......]
This...... I didn't dare to speak at all in this kind of atmosphere.
The second time, too much water was put in, the egg was diluted, and failed.
The third time, there was less oil, less water, and the egg stuck to the pan and failed.
The ferret's movements gradually became irritable, and the strength of the brush pot became greater and greater, and the pot was put on the liquefied gas stove again with a "bang", and the fire was fired!
[That...... That one. Uchiha Kusuo carefully suggested: [You don't have to eat one-sided omelette, Sasuke said last night that he would like to eat fried rice with tomatoes and eggs made by his brother.] ]
Itachi's movements paused, and he slowly turned back and said, "Really?" And what about Kusuo? ”
Kusuo Uchiha nodded vigorously: [The egg fried rice made by my brother is the best!] ]
Itachi has very little time, and he's either going to have time to cook a very, very, very big meal, or he's in a hurry to make a pot of egg fried rice. Especially in recent years, there have been more and more times when he makes egg fried rice, so the egg fried rice he makes is indeed the best.
Itachi was silent for a moment, then nodded and went to the fridge to take out the leftover rice from last night.
His scrambled egg fried rice movement is unusually skillful, and after a meal, the operation is smooth, and soon the golden and fragrant egg fried rice is out of the pot.
At that moment, the expression on Itachi's face finally relaxed, and he nodded and smiled.
He came over with two bowls of egg fried rice, and finally they were not placed on the ground, but on the low table.
Kusuo Uchiha thought that was the end of it, and as soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he saw Itachi take out a box of newly packaged eggs from the refrigerator again.
[Brother?] Do you want to make another one? That's enough, right? Kusuo Uchiha had a bad premonition.
Itachi shook his head and resumed his stance again, saying, "No, I'm going to make you the perfect one-sided omelette today!" ”
Kusuo Uchiha: [......]
This person is simply stubborn to the point of being old!
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When Sasuke opened the door, he was startled by the omelette in the first place, and he was even more confused when he saw Kusuo sitting on the tatami mat with a helpless expression on his face.
Sasuke carefully stepped over the large number of fried eggs, sat down next to his younger brother with empty eyes and asked him, "Kusuo, what are you doing here?" ”
[My brother is making us an omelette.] Kusuo Uchiha's tone was erratic.
"Sasuke?" Said the ferret with his back to them.
"Ah...... Ah, yes, brother, it's good in the morning, noon. Sasuke was startled, and then prepared to get the egg next to him: "Omelette ......"
"Don't touch it!" Itachi turned his head sharply and shouted.
Sasuke's hand was suddenly frightened, and he looked at the eyes that had turned into a kaleidoscope in shock.
"I will never give in! It will definitely make you eat the perfect one-sided omelette! Bet on the glory of the Uchiha! After shouting, Itachi immediately turned back to stare at the pot.
"Good...... Okay......" Sasuke replied in a daze, and it took him a while to react, and he poked his younger brother next to him with some fear and whispered, "Brother, what's the situation?" ”
[Nothing.] Uchiha Kusuo sighed twice, and said expressionlessly: [You know, it's just that the old problem has been committed again, it's that perfectionism, control freak, dead eye, stubbornness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ......]
He stared at the back of the ferret, this guy really did it? Open a kaleidoscope writing wheel eye omelette? Don't want eyes anymore?
Kusuo Uchiha transferred all the eggs away.
Hehe, now there are no eggs, I'll see how you do it.
I went to get the egg again but touched an empty weasel: "? ”