Kusuo Uchiha and Kakashi walked slowly to the back, watching the three of them fight in front.

[The latter ones, don't you care?] Kusuo Uchiha asked.

At first, he noticed the three ninjas following behind, and he thought that there was another big problem, but when he looked closely, he found that these three were here to be funny.

The ninja village forehead guard on his forehead is "? The three of them could tell from their own cross talk that they had taken revenge on Kakashi for sabotaging their plan three years ago and taking away the love of their target.

It's a bit of a tongue-twister, anyway, it's good to know that they're here to be funny.

"Ah, that, don't worry about it." Kakashi's eyes bent into crescent moons, lowered his voice, and said with a bad taste, "Let's let them play with each other~"

Uchiha Kusuo glanced at him, then turned his head to look at the three people in front of him who had gathered together to discuss the nth way to make trouble, and nodded in agreement: [Indeed, let them play by themselves, we can also make it easier.] ]

Kakashi looked at him.

I've always been on your side, in terms of being lazy and afraid of trouble.

——

The ranch arrived quickly, and it was a huge ranch with a complete industrial chain.

They stay at one of its hot spring inns and enjoy free hot springs and meals.

In the center of the large Japanese-style room was a large rectangular wooden table, filled with a variety of exquisite and sumptuous food, which immediately startled several people who entered the room.

"That's amazing! It's so beautiful! Sakura's eyes lit up as she looked at the exquisite desserts and exclaimed, "Are these all edible?" I can't bear to spoil it......"

"It looks delicious, hey, hey......" Naruto was already drooling over the meat.

"Hmph, that's luxurious." Sasuke expressed disdain, crossed his chest and stood aside and said, "But it's still much worse than what my brother and Kusuo did." ”

"Huh!? Are you sure? Sakura and Naruto immediately went to see Kusuo Uchiha.

Kusuo Uchiha: [......]

Not...... It can't be refuted, especially Itachi, before being taught by Mai Trin's mother, Itachi is exaggerated enough to go to a banquet for a dozen or so people every time.

Itachi also proudly told them that his cooking skills had been practiced since his brothers were born, and that his ultimate goal was to give them a taste of every delicacy in the world.

"Please take your time." The short mother-in-law bowed and retreated, closing the door softly.

After closing the door, the mother-in-law, who had a huge hairstyle, turned around and showed a very strange smile, she took off the mask and became him.

The ninja wearing a question mark guard ran to the cubicle to join his two companions, and then leaned on the wall together to watch the inside through a specially made hole.

Kusuo Uchiha: [......]

I see, I see, is this the essence of funny characters?

The three ninjas were excitedly waiting for Kakashi to eat, but when they looked at it, they realized that something seemed wrong, why didn't they move?

"What's wrong with you? Why didn't you move your chopsticks? Kakashi asked.

Kusuo Uchiha brought a cup of coffee jelly in the shape of a panda to him, and said that they are also waiting for you to take off the mask and eat.

This Kakashi naturally knew it, but he just liked to tease them.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing, hahaha, Kakashi-sensei, you're a teacher, so naturally we won't start eating until you eat it! Sakura tried to smile cutely.

Kakashi said, "No, I'm losing weight, let's eat it." ”

Kusuo Uchiha looked at him with dead fish eyes, getting a funny look with squinted eyes.

Kusuo Uchiha silently lowered his head and continued to admire the coffee jelly.

"Liar! Kakashi-sensei, you're not fat at all! What else do you need to lose? Naruto shouted.

"I'm really fat, Sasuke also said just now, their food is very good, and when I was helping him and Kusuo train, I ate their boxed lunch every day."

Kakashi patted his stomach sadly and said, "Later, Naruto's parents, who are also my teachers, often pulled me over to eat together, and I haven't had any tasks lately, so I'm really fat." ”

"Even my abs are running out." Kakashi said sadly.

Sasuke: "......"

Naruto: "......"

Blame us?

Sakura: "......"

Why don't you talk to your mom and dad and invite Kakashi-sensei to a few meals?

Kusuo Uchiha is already eating coffee jelly.

Kakashi looked at him in shock.

Kakashi hesitantly glanced at the things on the table, then asked him, "Kusuo, do you feel anything uncomfortable?" ”

Uchiha Kusuo raised his head, tilted his head expressionlessly, and said: [No, I'm fine, the coffee jelly is delicious.] ]

"Really? Is it delicious? It's so beautiful, I can't bear to eat it......" Sakura couldn't help but bring a small light green porcelain plate, on which was a round rabbit snack, which was shaking because of Sakura's movements, and it looked very elastic.

"Okay, I'm really losing weight, you guys can eat it yourself." Kakashi said helplessly.

Sakura couldn't help but scoop up a small spoonful of white jade-like dessert with a small spoon and put it in her mouth, which melted in her mouth, sweet and delicious.

"Delicious!" Sakura covered her face.

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other, then Naruto gritted his teeth, suddenly got up and reached for the kettle on the table, and then pretended to slip accidentally, and poured the kettle in Kakashi's face with an exaggerated motion.

"Ah———— slippery—yes—"

Kusuo Uchiha: [......]

Naruto sat next to Kakashi, and this time it was crazy, so that Kakashi didn't even expect it, so he raised the table next to him and blocked it.

The table was so large that it kept Kakashi out of the way, and not a drop of water reached him, but everything on the table fell to the floor.

Because of this sudden movement, everyone jumped aside in the ninja's subconscious instinct.

Although his body moved, his mind obviously hadn't reacted yet, and he looked at the vertical table in a daze.

In the silence, Kakashi's head peeked out from behind, and while most of his face was not visible, the expression was supposed to be an "embarrassed but polite smile".

"Oops, sorry, one careless......"

"I'm not careful!" The three of them went crazy.

There was a red octopus at the top of the table, which had only slid down a few beats slowly.

"Hiccup—"

Several people immediately looked away and saw Sakura covering her mouth tightly.

"Hiccup—"

"Sakura-chan, you're ......"

"Ahhh

"Oops, is this a scared hiccups?" Kakashi put down the table and walked over to Sakura to check on her.

"I wasn't scared to burp—"

Kusuo Uchiha, who was standing behind her, finished the last sip of coffee jelly, put down the empty cup, and touched her intentionally or unintentionally when he came back.

"Don't look at me! Don't come around! I'm fine! It's really fine! I...... Huh? I don't seem to have hiccups anymore? ”

★★★★★

Author's Note: Ahhhhh It's 211 instead of 511! Blind, blind, blind......

Because you can't change the chapter name, so be it (vicissitudes)