Chapter 298: Licking the Dog and Losing His Voice, Happy Water Group

Inside the mechanical puppet, they naturally can't see what's happening outside with the naked eye.

However, they have systems to help.

The system automatically relayed what was happening outside for them!

Seeing that the Shenwei fought the four insects alone, and did not fall behind at all, all the players nodded one after another.

"Strong, Brother Lie!

"Hold the grass! Brother Da Lie is really strong! One person can fight four red-capped beetles! Is this the legendary 1v4 hand-to-hand dogfight? ”

"Strong! Brother Lie's beep! ”

"Brother Lie, naturally, is a character who is incomparably bullish in the sky and the earth, the sea is dry, and the rocks are rotten! Brother Lie is the most hanging! ”

"Strong, Brother Lie!"

Suddenly, a lot of flattery came out of the mouths of the players.

And Xiao Lie was concentrating on dealing with the enemy, so he naturally didn't have the energy to deal with them.

He just focused on slashing one after another, carefully dodging and parrying the attacks of the red-capped beetles.

"Strong! Brother Lie! Brother Lie is handsome, and he is so handsome in fight! I can't see the mecha at all, but just by imagining it, I can know that it's very handsome! …… It's just that Brother Lie will wear a mouth ball like me? Tsk, I really don't know what Brother Lie looks like now...... It's a little itchy in my heart! ”

"Strong! Brother Lie is the most 6! ”

The players kept saying the words of licking the dog, and at this time, suddenly a player said after a slight groan: "Ladies and gentlemen, I estimate that no matter what we say now, Brother Lie will not be able to hear it." ”

The player said this, saying that Xiao Lie should not be able to hear them.

"Oh? Big guy? Why? Suddenly, a tool player asked curiously.

"That's because it's obviously a very tough battle." The player known as "The Big Guy" explained, "Obviously, I don't think that in such a fierce fight, Brother Lie would be distracted to listen to us tout him. Even if Brother Lie hears some of it with his extraordinary hearing, I'm afraid he won't go to his heart at all. ”

The player explained this, explaining why Xiao Lie wouldn't listen to them at all.

Hearing this, all the players said that they understood.

"yes...... The battle was so fierce that Brother Lie really couldn't hear me brag about him...... Unfortunately, I felt that the words I had just licked him were particularly innovative. One player said regretfully.

That's right...... Indeed, Brother Lie must be concentrating on fighting monsters now, and if we have time, we will have ghosts. ”

"Come to think of it, even if we tout Brother Lie, Brother Lie doesn't know who is touting it......"

These players said one after another.

Then they began to lie flat.

Test.

When licking the dog, if the main owner is not there, then lick a hammer?

Isn't this ineffective productivity?

Present.

Many players, including Earthworm Brother, lie comfortably in their chairs, and their mouths are no longer full of licking dogs.

"It's really cool to have a small day...... "Brother Earthworm said happily. At the moment, he is lying on the chair - the chairs designed by the chemist for everyone are leather upholstered chairs, which are super soft and comfortable to lie on - take out the skewers in the storage bag in his hand, eat the skewers while watching a movie, this kid's day, it's so cool!

Yes.

Because the battle between Xiao Lie and the four red-capped beetles was broadcast live, all players said that they seemed to be watching an American blockbuster with good special effects that exploded.

This feeling is still quite refreshing!

Brother Lie punched him...... Above! Brother Earthworm said vaguely while eating the skewers.

"Come over there again...... Above! Brother Lie, this is hiding well! "Brother Earthworm is relaxed and very comfortable watching movies.

At this time, the group chat window trembled.

Brother Earthworm curiously looked at it.

It turned out to be a message from "Funeral Love".

"Guys, let's have a chat while we play a cutscene! Are there Jin Yong fans in the group? I've been idle lately, and I suddenly thought of one thing, that is, if you said that Yang Guo saved the big snake back then, then what kind of development would the plot have? ”

As soon as he heard this slight sand sculpture question, Brother Earthworm suddenly came to his senses.

At that moment, he typed back:

Your question is pretty good, to be honest, I feel that the big snake is much more beep than any eagle owl! In Naruto, I feel that the beeps of toads and slugs can be said to be completely inferior to the big snake! As soon as ten thousand snakes are dispatched, it is called a handsome ......

Brother Earthworm hit it like this.

And soon, Brother Earthworm's idea was echoed by the others.

Online dating was deceived of 8,000 yuan: it's true! The big snake is a thing that gives people a sense of feeling...... It's just that there is that kind of smell there. I think it may have something to do with the fact that men are fickle!

I love to learn: Huh? Is there anything to do with snakes and "men are fickle"?

Online dating was deceived of 8,000 yuan: ...... It's nothing.

Doctor Ling Ran: I think it may be because the eagle eagle is rarer! Snakes are everywhere, and it's easy to buy medicinal herbs, but the big eagle ...... emmm, it's really illegal to use this kind of thing to make medicinal herbs!

Brother Earthworm: Let me help my friend ask, can the kind of medicine that uses big snakes as ingredients be used to tonify the kidneys?

Funeral Love: I still think that I should choose the eagle carving. Eagle, eagle, hey, hey, hey......

Web Novel Author: I think that's probably the reason. The eagle said: Big brother! Kill the snake! Kill the snake! Then the serpent said, "Big brother! Kill the eagle! Kill the eagle! Then Yang Guo definitely chose the former.

Doctor Ling Ran: 6! The big guy is thinking about it, it's the right solution!

The goose is an old peasant: what a novel! What a culture!

Ye Tianxie: Very 6!

……

The players continued to chat.

"Haha!" Seeing the netizen's sand sculpture answer, Brother Earthworm couldn't help laughing.

At this moment, the body is very cool, and there is a faint cool breeze blowing. There is no one on all sides, and there are two interfaces in front of you, one for movies and the other for group chats.

He also has a super delicious skewer in his hand

It's so cool!

Brother Earthworm thought to herself.

Then.

Brother Earthworm suddenly felt a little regretful.

He felt that there was a fly in the ointment.

"It's a pity...... If only I had a bottle of ice and popcorn in my hand now, and then a girl under my desk......"

Brother Earthworm thought with regret.

"Alas...... My requirements are not high, Bing Kole can be both delicious and Pepsi...... The taste of popcorn is not fussy at all...... Girls also need to have skin like satin like milk, the kind that is snow-white, and then they must be oiled, and then xio must be big, beautiful, and the shape must be good-looking, and then just wear a white silk...... I don't pick either. By the way, it must be lace. ”

Brother Earthworm thought about it.

He doesn't feel like he's being too demanding.

Test.

It's all people who go online.

"If a girl doesn't meet this standard, I won't even look at it." Brother Earthworm pondered silently in his heart.

This is the mate selection criteria formed by Brother Earthworm after he has been single for 20 years.