Chapter 330: The Origin of Suits; There was another knock on the door.
This Nima's suit jacket pants! Nima, this poor quality is really papier-mΓ’chΓ©!!
Brother Earthworm scolded in his heart!!
And all the students were stunned when they saw Brother Earthworm directly "bursting shirts", one by one!
What's going on?
Could it be that the gong was sent to the depths, just like what was written in the martial arts novel, and the clothes on the body were directly torn?
However, in those martial arts novels, only the shirt is broken!
What's going on with this?
Why is the crotch also cracked, and the lower body is wearing a pair of suit shorts?
The upper body is only hung with some strips of cloth?
"It's ...... Did the shirt fail? The corners of a classmate's mouth twitched and he said.
"This ...... This internal force is truly extraordinary! A classmate sighed, "In the movie, I only used internal force to collapse my shirt, but now I only wear a pair of suit shorts with an open crotch all over my body!" It's also too slippery! β
All the students sighed for a while.
They also thought that Brother Earthworm had deliberately burst his shirt.
"Brother Earthworm is very extraordinary, in order to show us his magic skills, he deliberately burst his shirt!" A classmate said slowly, he thinks that the reason why Brother Earthworm bursts his shirt is to show his magic skills!
"The big guy took me as an apprentice! I want to learn how to pop shirts too! A classmate even knelt down directly.
Brother Earthworm was already in a state of collapse.
Who am I.
Where am I?
That's what I thought.
He originally thought that he had died again to the extent that he could no longer die.
I never expected that.
These classmates even think that he has a deep meaning?
When Brother Earthworm saw it, his mentality was a little calmer.
He coughed, turned around, wearing only a suit and shorts with a crotch, and said lightly to the students: "You guys think well!" I just want to show you some of my amazing skills! Drink! β
Brother Earthworm snorted and put on a posture!
Of course.
During this time, his legs remained tightly closed.
Otherwise, it's really embarrassing!
Seeing Brother Earthworm turn around, the students couldn't help but gasp, thinking that this was extraordinary.
"Brother Earthworm, can I take me as an apprentice?"
"Brother Earthworm, I want to worship under your door and learn supreme magic!"
"Brother Earthworm, I want to be your disciple!"
A group of students who hope to learn martial arts have said!
But of course.
Not all students want to learn martial arts.
Therefore, the attitude of these students who don't want to learn martial arts towards Brother Earthworm is not so licky, it is a more rational attitude.
"Brother Earthworm, can you ask, you said that you burst your shirt to show your magic skills, so why are your crotch cracked?"
At that moment, a classmate who didn't want to learn martial arts asked curiously.
He looked curious.
Brother Earthworm groaned a little and began to think hard.
Yes.
He couldn't figure it out either.
Why did he show his magic skills, even his pants burst.
"This ...... This question is actually related to quantum mechanics. After a long time, Brother Earthworm had no choice but to reply.
There is no decision, quantum mechanics.
"Shhh Quantum mechanics! β
"Shhh This is extraordinary! β
"Shhh Sure enough, it's our master, it's too strong! Sure enough, I said that the Chinese martial arts are the best, and the reason why it has been proven to be pseudoscience for a long time is entirely because the science is not mature enough! β
These dog-licking classmates who want to worship Brother Earthworm as their master have said!
The rest of the students didn't lick it like that.
When these students heard this answer, they couldn't help frowning, and they could vaguely feel that Brother Earthworm was starting to make up reasons because he really couldn't find a reason.
Then, Li Chengyuan frowned slightly, and then picked up a piece of cloth on the ground.
"This ......" Li Chengyuan looked surprised, "this thing...... This dress ......"
"What's wrong, what's wrong? Is my master's clothes too high-end? Licking the dog, the classmate hurriedly said.
"No...... No! Li Chengyuan shook his head, "It's just that I can clearly see that this strip of cloth is produced by our family...... No, I mean to say, the suit corresponding to this strip of cloth is produced by our family! β
As soon as Li Chengyuan said this, everyone was shocked!
What!
It turned out to be produced by Li Chengyuan's family!
"This ...... No, just by a strip of cloth, can you tell that this is your home-made suit? How is this possible? Some classmates questioned.
"No, it must have been made by my family." Li Chengyuan shook his head firmly, "The reason why I say this is because I have to go to work in my family's factory every summer vacation, and I am very familiar with this!" I really can't know more about the production of suits! β
Li Chengyuan said so slowly, and he said the reason why he was so firm in believing that this suit and even his own production.
Then, Li Chengyuan said firmly: "This suit is produced by my factory!" If not, I'd rush to the toilet on the spot, dig up all the and eat it! β
As soon as Li Chengyuan said this, everyone was shocked!
That's too ruthless!
Without the inheritance of the eighth child, how dare you be so ruthless!
"Okay, I believe you!" The classmate said quickly, he was also shocked by Li Chengyuan's ruthlessness! I'm afraid that if I say anything suspicious again, Li Chengyuan will compete with him and eat!
That's not good!
"Unexpectedly, Li Chengyuan, your family still produces high-end suits!" A classmate asked curiously, "A hidden master like Brother Earthworm must be wearing a suit that is very valuable!" I didn't expect that you still produce this at home! It is worthy of the rich second generation! β
This classmate was amazed.
"Yes, a martial arts master of the level of Brother Earthworm, isn't that just a casual way to make a lot of money? The suit you wear on your body must be worth a lot of money! Another student was equally impressed.
And Li Chengyuan just shook his head, and his face also had a very puzzled look, "No!" My family's suit production is just the cheapest kind of suit! Although it looks good, the quality is very bad! You can break it with just one touch! Our family's suits have always been hung on top of the spell! Only the people above are willing to buy! One hundred and ninety-nine pieces of free shipping! Complete set! β
Hearing Li Chengyuan say this, the students were immediately surprised.
"So cheap? How can there be such a cheap suit in the world? β
"yes, yes...... Such a suit...... Is it a shirt, tie, pants, and top? If yes, it can be really cheap! β
"So cheap, what quality can it have? I'm afraid that the materials used are the worst, but it's just a vain! β
"Two hundred dollars for a full set, is it true?"
"It really looks like a full set of two hundred dollars at a time!"
ββ¦β¦ I can vaguely feel that the topic you're talking about doesn't seem to be quite the same as ours......"
All the students were buzzing and noisy for a while.
At the same time, the look in their eyes when they looked at Brother Earthworm also changed a little.
Although they didn't say it, in their hearts, they actually all had a thought in mind.
That is, how can a person wearing such a poor suit be a real master?
And.
Li Chengyuan's remarks just now revealed a very important point.
That's the quality of this suit is very poor.
It's like papier-mΓ’chΓ©, and it shatters when you touch it!
Then connect to the tragic situation of the earthworm brother's crotch cracking at this moment!
For a while, the students seemed to feel that they had realized the truth!
Brother Earthworm didn't mean to blow up his shirt! It's a mistake!
But Brother Earthworm was unwilling to admit his mistake, so he lied!
At this moment, Brother Earthworm's impression among them can be said to have plummeted!
The earthworm brother in their eyes is wearing a suit of two hundred yuan! Also bragging! Still poor!
Brother Earthworm had these impressions in the hearts of these students for a while!
"Brother Earthworm, this is too poor...... A suit of two hundred yuan, how to wear this! β
"yes, yes...... With such a poor suit, Brother Earthworm must have cracked the suit directly because his range of movements was too large...... Brother Earthworm also said that he took the initiative to blow up his shirt! Deceitful! Shameless! β
"Fortunately, I almost worshipped Brother Earthworm as a teacher! Such a poor person is not worthy of my teacher! β
"yes, yes, it's dangerous! Originally, I planned to learn martial arts, just to avoid the pressure of life, rely on fists and feet, and gradually reach the peak of life! Now that Brother Earthworm is living so down, even if we go to study, I'm afraid it's useless and a waste of time! β
"yes, yes! It's dangerous! Why is Brother Earthworm so poor?! β
All the students said that they all felt that Brother Earthworm was too poor!
A suit of 200 yuan!
I'm afraid that only the bottom of society will wear it, right?
And Brother Earthworm already wants to cry without tears!
At this moment, he really felt like he wanted to die!
Is a man's life so difficult?
"It's really hard for me to step on a horse...... Made! What a shame! Brother Earthworm secretly hated in his heart and said so!
Soon, the students began to talk about another thing.
"At that time, I looked at Brother Earthworm as if he had seen a god and demon! Why is it? Some players said in surprise.
He said that when he saw Brother Earthworm at that time, it was as if he had seen a very mysterious and powerful existence.
This sentence immediately made the students fall into thought.
Yes.
The reason why their impression of Brother Earthworm has changed so much is because at that moment, when they looked at Brother Earthworm, they collectively felt as if they had seen a god and demon.
"This ...... I have a guess in my heart! One classmate parted, "I think this may be a collective illusion!" At that time, to be honest, looking at Brother Earthworm was also like seeing a god and demon! It felt like he was an unusually powerful and terrifying being, but now, when I think about it carefully, I feel how is this possible?
So I think it's all just a collective illusion. At that moment, we had an extremely hallucinating experience. In fact, Brother Earthworm has always been like this, but at that moment, we had the illusion that Brother Earthworm was extremely terrifying and powerful. β
This classmate said slowly, attributing the extraordinaryness of Brother Earthworm's previous performance to the hallucinations of their classmates.
His words couldn't help but make the students fall into thought.
"But...... If one or two classmates are hallucinating, then it is still possible, but the group hallucinations...... This ...... "The classmate was embarrassed, he felt that the possibility was too low.
"It's actually possible. Because of quantum mechanics. At this time, another classmate said.
He boiled it all down to quantum mechanics.
"I see."
"That's it!"
The students nodded their heads when they heard this.
By now, they have completely abandoned their previous ideas.
They believe that Brother Earthworm has nothing extraordinary at all, but is a very ordinary person.
"Brother Earthworm, there's nothing extraordinary...... "The person who was still calling Brother Earthworm "Master" before muttered in his mouth.
"Brother Earthworm, it's okay, I still believe in you!" And in the crowd, there was also a classmate who said this and expressed his support for Brother Earthworm: "It's just that I've been a little busy with work recently, so let's forget about apprenticeship with you!" β
Listening to what these people said, Brother Earthworm couldn't help but be discouraged, and his heart was very uncomfortable.
For a moment, he even had the urge to jump out of the window and escape.
It's so embarrassing to stay inside!
It's embarrassing!
It's so embarrassing that Brother Earthworm even can't wait to dig up a floor tile and find a crack to drill out!
For a while, Brother Earthworm even wanted to die and live in another world!
This is no longer something that can be solved by changing cities, if you don't change a dimension, today's embarrassing thing, today's social death, makes Brother Earthworm feel powerless to survive at all!
It's so hard!
And right now.
There was another knock at the door.
"Knock knock."
At the same time, it is the beautiful voice of Miss Manners.
"There's a mobile phone left on the counter, is it your private room?"