351 The goose is the panacea of the old peasant; How to stuff the wooden strips

After the defeat of the "big player", other players began to think of other methods.

"I thought of it!" The goose is old farmer suddenly showed great joy on his face, "At this time, we must come up with a real panacea!" ”

When the players heard this, they couldn't help but show curiosity.

A real panacea?

What is that thing?

Could it be that the goose is an old farmer and is also very good at medicine?

On the spot, a tool man player asked curiously: "The goose is an old farmer, what do you mean?" ”

"The so-called panacea, of course, refers to feces and urine." The goose is the old farmer who looks happy, "Isn't the best thing in the world just and urine?" Moreover, there is a big difference in the taste of different types of feces and urine! The best of them are, of course, human and human urine! ”

Then, the old farmer rushed to the hut in a hurry, grabbed a handful of feces and urine, put it in a bowl, and brought it to a refugee who looked yellow and thin, and his complexion had changed greatly at the moment, "Come, try this thing!" Definitely! ”

The players looked at each other for a while, and one of them couldn't help but say: "However, the goose is an old farmer, hasn't he tried it before, this method doesn't work at all!" ”

The rest of the players couldn't help but nod their heads, and that's pretty much what they thought.

After all, I've tried it before, and the results are not good, and it will definitely be useless to try again.

"No, no, no, this time is very different from the last time." The goose is the old farmer said slowly, he looked serious.

Big difference?

This sentence immediately attracted the attention of all players.

"Shhh What's the difference? One player gasped and hurriedly asked.

"Naturally, this time, I didn't heat up." The goose is old farmer said slowly, "I think that such a thing as feces and urine, adding a little water, can promote digestion." However, if it is heated, it is very bad. will destroy the nutrients in it. ”

The goose is so said the old farmer, and he looks serious.

Hearing this, the players couldn't help but nod solemnly.

I see!

"It makes sense...... I read some food reviews, and they all say that raw food is the most nutritious, such as lettuce. If you want to come to this and pee, I'm afraid it's the same! Eating it raw is the most nutritious. ”

For a while, some of the players were persuaded that the goose was an old farmer.

Then, the old farmer gave a bowl full of feces and urine to a refugee, and a smile appeared on his face: "Come, such a delicious thing, you must try it!" ”

……

In the end, this approach failed.

Seeing a refugee with a painful look on his face, the goose is old farmer looked guilty, but he was also confused: "This ...... Why not? ”

And then.

One player jumped out and was pleasantly surprised, "I've got a good idea!" Diarrhea, that is, coming out of it! We just need to keep the excrement out of it, right? ”

This player's words immediately attracted the other players to nod in agreement.

They felt that what the player said was also very logical.

"Not bad...... It does make sense! As long as you don't let the excrement come out of it, it's theoretically possible! In the crowd, many players nodded seriously.

"So big guy, what method do you want to use to keep the excrement from coming out?" Suddenly, a tool man player jumped out and asked with curiosity on his face.

"That's it, plug it!" The new boss player smiled proudly, and unhurriedly took out a wooden strip from his pocket, "This thing is economical, economical, convenient and practical!" There are more than 4 million refugees in the city, and if one person comes to such a one, the problem of diarrhea will be perfectly solved! ”

As soon as the new boss player said this, it immediately caused the surrounding players to gasp.

"That's a good idea!" A player looked at the wooden strip with a look of surprise on his face: "And I think this wooden strip design is very meaningful!" It's not just the refugees in this city who can use it, but when I have diarrhea, this thing can also be used on me! ”

"Not bad, not bad! The design of this wooden strip is very reasonable! It's a great invention! One player also showed admiration, "Amazing! This is a real big guy! ”

"Average!" The new boss player waved his hand, looking quite modest, "The key is to see the actual effect!" Quick, use it on these refugees! ”

Then, the new boss player took the wooden stick and went to the front of the refugees, with a pleading look on his face: "Fathers and fellow villagers! Can you dedicate your life to medicine? ”

The refugees were about to speak, when the great doctor Ling Ran coughed, and then spoke: "Everyone! As I've just figured out, there's no need for us to be human with these refugees. Body. True. We can do it ourselves! ”

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but be curious.

Do it yourself?

"However, we are not refugees either," a player in the crowd suddenly asked, "If we do human experiments, we must find those real refugees to do it, so as to get the most accurate experimental data." ”

"yes, yes."

"Absolutely!"

The players said.

They think that they have come to the sea to eat Houthis in the past few days, how can they have anything to do with the word "refugee"?

"No, there is a way," Doctor Ling Ran shook his head and said, "As long as we pour all the spiritual power in our bodies into the vicinity of our intestines and stomach and consume a lot of energy, we will fall into a state of extreme hunger. In this way, we are able to simulate the state of the refugees. ”

"Even, to be able to be more refugee than a refugee. Our gastrointestinal sensitivity will only be higher than that of refugees, not lower than that of refugees. In this way, as long as we don't have diarrhea ourselves, the refugees will never have diarrhea. ”

The great doctor Ling Ran said that he could use himself to simulate the refugee state.

"Oh! I see! ”

"That's it!"

The players nodded.

They get it.

Then, as promised, the players gave each of the refugees a big bag of food, a big bag of vegetables, and a big bag of meat.

In the Great Shang Sect, there are naturally grains and vegetables.

Part of it was that when Xiao Lie left the imperial city and came to the Great Shang Sect, he carried some in the storage bag.

The other part is the mountain that once fought against the Minotaur, who grew grain and vegetables.

Therefore, the Great Shangzong has no shortage of food or vegetables, and as for meat, it is impossible to lack it. Peppers, cabbage, potatoes, sweet potatoes, broccoli, onions, green onions, ...... These vegetables, which cover a wide range of vegetables, are stuffed into a large bag. With so many vegetables, it's enough for a dozen people to eat for a week or two.

And the bag of grain, inside is barley. That's enough food for a dozen people to eat for months. It stands to reason that this beast tide will have results in a few days, and there is no need to send so much, but players don't care.

As for the meat, it is part bull-headed human meat and part red-capped beetle meat. Whether it's bull-headed meat or red-capped beetle meat, the meat of the most delicate cubs is chosen, which is also easier for these refugees to digest.

Naturally, the refugees were overjoyed and overjoyed, and their mouths were full of words of gratitude. The two refugees who actually participated in the experiment, the goose is an old farmer and the "big guy player" were given a Qi Gathering Pill and let them take it back to recuperate.

Qi Gathering Pill is also very effective for ordinary people, which can calm the nerves and stabilize the soul and strengthen the body.

What's more, whether the goose is taken out by the old farmer and the big guy player or the best Qi Gathering Pill, it is free of impurities, which is naturally better for the bodies of these two refugees, which can greatly strengthen the physique of an ordinary person, and can even make an ordinary person basically not a god soldier from now on, and even increase his life span for more than ten years in one go.

The refugees left thankfully, and when they returned, many of the players lay down, foaming at the mouth, looking extremely weak.

These players all followed the method of the great doctor Ling Ran and turned themselves into a "refugee physique".

"Good! Let's continue the experiment! ”

"Feeding group, up!" The great doctor Ling Ran gave an order.