353 Sword Swallowing Dafa; Mental tension Dafa;
"At the end of the day, these methods are still too low! Eating feces and urine can only exercise a tolerant stomach! The spinning method can only exercise a stomach that can tolerate vertigo! None of this works! In front of all the players, one player stood out and said to the players!
He looks so confident!
"If you want to successfully overcome this hurdle and successfully solve the problem of diarrhea, you must have an iron stomach! It must be tempered by steel to have a stomach that will not have diarrhea! "Iron Stomach" is what the player said!
Then, he pulled out a longsword from his storage bag!
Immediately, under the gaze of everyone's astonished eyes, he plunged the long sword into his mouth!
"Unbelievable! Hiss! That's great! I didn't expect that there would be such a big guy among our players! Swallowing the sword alive, this is really a unique skill! ”
"Brother Absolutely is by my side!"
"Oh no, this is really unbelievable! It's too strong, it's too powerful! ”
The players hissed, and they gasped, thinking that this was really extraordinary.
"This is so good...... It's almost reaching into the throat, is this the legendary deep throat? ”
"Uh-huh, you're so dirty! Can't stand you! ”
Then, the player who inserted the sword suddenly pulled out the sword, and the blood in his mouth suddenly began to surge!
"No, no, no...... Hurry up, heal me! After saying this, the "sword player" fell on his back, and blood spurted from his mouth!
Insert the sword to exercise the steel stomach Dafa, and declare it a failure!
"Fundamentally, these methods are wrong! Because the stomach and intestines can only be strengthened after reasonable and long-term exercise! None of these methods are feasible and unlawful! "I love to learn," he said slowly.
He suggested that everyone had made mistakes before.
Everyone couldn't help but look at him.
This is the big guy!
This is also the most intelligent person who was admitted to Peking University Tsinghua University, and there will definitely be a good way!
"Big guy, do you have any good ideas?"
At that moment, some tool man players asked with curiosity on their faces.
"Yes, I just don't know if it's easy to use." "I love to learn," he said slowly.
He looks modest.
Naturally, this also makes him look very reliable.
Next, "I love to learn" said slowly: "My methods are all derived from my daily life experience. When I was studying, I would have such a feeling. That is, as long as I am taking exams, then, no matter how upset my stomach is, I can completely persevere. Not sloppy at all. ”
"I love to study," he said slowly, and when it comes to exams, there will be no diarrhea.
"I see!"
At that moment, a player showed a sudden realization on his face and said excitedly: "I understand!" I will! In other words, we are going to prepare for several exams in a row in the next few days, so let's take a good test of the residents in North Rock City! That way, they won't have diarrhea! ”
"That makes sense," the other player listened to and was also surprised: "It's still very reliable to think about!" When I took the college entrance examination that year, I had a stomachache, but I kept holding back! It was pulled in my pants until the toilet! ”
The players said that they believed that the method proposed by "I love to learn" was to let the refugees in North Rock City continue to take exams during these few days, so that they could solve the problem of stomach pain.
"No, no, no," however, "I love to learn" himself shook his head, "I don't think so." In my opinion, there is no necessary connection between the test and the non-diarrhea. Essentially, it's because exams make people nervous, so people don't have diarrhea. ”
"I love to learn," he said slowly, said that the reality is that mental stress makes people stop having diarrhea.
Hearing this, all the players nodded their heads with admiration on their faces.
They feel that they are worthy of being scholars, and their thoughts are really far-reaching and close to the essence!
"That big guy," one player asked with great reverence, "then may I ask, what is the most appropriate way to solve this problem?" ”
"Yes, big guy, how do you think it should be implemented?"
The players asked.
"Simple, simple!"
"I love to learn" smiled proudly, unhurried, and pressed his hand to the ground.
Suddenly, all the soil on this large area of ground disappeared.
A crater up to a meter deep appeared in the ground.
This is naturally the "Creation Technique" launched.
Immediately, "I love to learn" took out one long sword after another from the storage bag and inserted it into the pit that was one meter deep.
When the players saw it, they were all very curious. However, they didn't ask much, just waited and watched.
It didn't take long for the pit to be densely filled with long swords.
Then, "I love to learn" set up a copper pillar in the hole, and then smeared oil on the copper pillar.
This wave of operations immediately made all the players look at each other, and they couldn't understand the reason why "I love to learn" to do this.
"Brush the oil...... Is this a barbecue copper pillar? But the copper pillar shouldn't be edible, right? Immediately, one of the players muttered to himself.
He looked taken aback.
And then, "I love to learn" explained.
"That's what I call a way to keep a person nervous." "I love to learn," he said slowly, and then he said, "Experimental materials...... Oh no, on the 'refugee' player! ”
Suddenly, a "refugee" player lying on the ground was given three skewers.
A minute or two later.
"Ouch~ Ouch~ My stomach hurts!" The "refugee" player groans and groans, while his hands clutch a handful of dirt as if he is about to spray at any moment.
"Hurry up, don't miss the time! Hurry up and hug the hair to the copper pillar! "I love to learn" Seeing this, he hurriedly commanded!
Suddenly, two players joined forces and put the "refugee" player on the pillar in unison.
"What is this for...... Hiss! There's oil on it! ”
In order not to be pierced by the sword, the uncomfortable "refugee" player who wanted to spray hurriedly hugged the pillar, the whole in the shape of an octopus, and clung to the copper pillar.
And because of the oil, although I hugged it, my body would slide involuntarily.
You have to be in a hurry to make sure you go up a little bit.
If you don't climb a little higher, you will soon fall back to your previous position.
Seeing this scene, "I love to learn" nodded with satisfaction.
It's really good, he thinks!
"That's what I came up with." "I love to learn" smiled, "This is the most stimulating way!" will face a life-and-death crisis at any time, and will be stabbed by a long sword at any time, where can you take care of gastrointestinal discomfort? We just need to promote this method on a large scale in North Rock City, as long as anyone has diarrhea, okay, go to the copper pillar. In this way, we have solved the problem! ”
"I love to learn," he said slowly, and he said that this is the real good way.
The rest of the players not only looked at each other, but some players were about to applaud, when at this moment, the great doctor Ling Ran spoke: "This is unlikely! You know, that's a lot of material! I'm afraid, according to the current situation that there is a shortage of everything in North Rock City, it is impossible to build so much equipment! ”
So said the great doctor Ling Ran, who pointed out a fatal mistake in the "I love to learn" method.
Of course, the great doctor Ling Ran also saw many other mistakes, such as making mental tension only temporarily relieve the symptoms of diarrhea, but not cure these problems.
However, the great doctor Ling Ran thought about it and still didn't say it all.
Hearing this, "I love to learn" thought about it, and after finding out that this was indeed the case, his face was gloomy, and he nodded: "I was wrong!" ”
The crowd was comforted without a moment.
After all, "I love to learn" is still too young for him to suffer too much.
"Come on! It doesn't matter if you don't make a good suggestion once, you will definitely be able to give a better opinion in the future! Brother Lie will definitely appreciate you too! ”
"Yes, yes, please keep up the good work, it doesn't matter if it's not too good this time!"
"Come on, come on!"
The players were immediately encouraged and looked extremely enthusiastic.
"Can you put me down first......" The "refugee" player only felt that he was in extreme pain, because of diarrhea, so his limbs were weak, and he often crawled and crawled, so he had no strength and could only let his body slide down.
Then he was suddenly stabbed by a sword, and out of nowhere, he had the strength again, and hurriedly climbed a few more times, and pulled his body up again.
Finally, the body slowly slides down.
And so on and so forth.
It's hell on earth.
Nima...... That's the torture of hell, isn't it...... I must be a good man in the future, and I will never slaughter my children and grandchildren at will......" The player thought without tears.
Just as the players were developing their brains and coming up with one bizarre method after another, the great doctor Ling Ran insisted on calculating on paper.
He looked serious.
The players around them often think of a brain hole casually, and then use it to experiment, which can be described as more impulsive.
However, the great doctor Ling Ran insisted on constantly calculating. On the paper, the great doctor Ling Ran wrote repeatedly, constantly using the principles of traditional Chinese medicine to give the best prescription.
At last.
After a full half hour.
Doctor Ling Ran let out a long sigh of relief.
He put down his pen.
Now, on the table, there is a prescription.
"Everyone!" The great doctor Ling Ran clapped his hands.