Chapter 58: The Golden House Hides Jiao

Under Rovi's skillful questioning, he finally learned the story of the "dead fat man" that Chrissy had accidentally said.

Once upon a time, Chrissy's owner, Augusta Saracen Joy Maxwell, once recruited a chubby student with a very good talent.

Because of this feature on the other party's body, Kerry used the nickname "fat" instead of the other party's name without any surprise.

That fat man's learning talent is very good, but after studying the knowledge of the arcane master for almost fifteen years, the fat man who felt that he could already succeed in the teacher gave birth to the idea of defecting from the olandron.

In fact, the fat man did turn his idea into reality, which is the one that Chrissy said when she guessed the result of Rovi's bad joke - "The fat man was a birdman, so he spread his wings and flew away from the eleventh floor." ”

Fly away or something, it's definitely a high-end and high-end way to move, but that fat guy underestimated the spicy hand of his mentor Augusta Saracen Joy Maxwell.

After making sure that the fat man with his wings would be gone like the Yellow Crane forever, Maxwell took action and killed the fat man, turning him into a dead fat man.

Olanderlon's boring Cheng dΓΉ is obviously far beyond Luo Wei's imagination, so even after thousands of years of elapsed, she can still remember the dead fat man.

So, Chrissy can even remember the name of the dead fat man - Yushchenko Kalinin Boshkek.

And this name, in turn, reminded Rowe of the first ball of dead soul fire that he had deprived and fed to Catherway after coming to the festering crypt of Sumenas. Just because Catherway is from the Ansula tribe. And those broken memories that I saw and finally said to listen.

In the shattered memories left behind by the fire of the dead soul named Mina. She had a cheating boyfriend named Boshkek who never looked back and ran into the festering crypt of Sumenassas.

Therefore, the dead fat man Yushchenko Kalinin Boshkek in Chrissy's mouth is probably undoubtedly Mina's runaway boyfriend Boshkek.

But if these two Boshkeks are the same person, then Chrissy said "a long, long time ago" is a long, long time agoβ€”two or three thousand years ago, and it is fully qualified to be described in this way. Isn't it?

But if that's the case, what is the identity of the thirteenth city-state consul of Olanderdron wrapped in a thick green robe and a rusty mask, and Maxwell, the fourth chief Tallao mage?

Normal people can't live for such a long time, and judging from their physical characteristics, Maxwell doesn't look like an elf who is famous for his longevity.

Could it be ...... In fact, Maxwell is also an undead?

Luo Wei saved such a guess, after all, although Olandron is a vibrant scene, but the place where it is located. But it is the land of the dead.

With this guess or thought, Rowe was guided by Chrissy. Step onto another magic elevator that leads to the eleventh floor of the metal tower.

As the magic elevator soared up, the scene on the ground was pulled farther and farther away, making Rowe feel a little afraid of heights.

In fact, Luo Wei was not afraid of heights in the past, but now standing on a hexagonal stone slab with an area of no more than two square meters and no guardrails and connections, people can't think about it without being afraid of heights.

"Hee-hee, Rovi, your face is about to turn into a zombie face. Oh, don't be afraid, even if you do fall, I promise to bring you back to life before you fall to your death......"

Chrissy said such and such words heartlessly, which made Luo Wei feel more and more psychologically stressed.

Fortunately, before Chrissy could finish her teasing words, the magic elevator had already stopped firmly on the eleventh floor.

Rowe saw that he was on the outside of a circular corridor, and this corridor was also distributed in a regular hexagon, and on each side there was a door that was completely different except for the color of the door.

"You can pick any room, just pick whatever you want, because except for the color of the door, the interior of these rooms is exactly the same. ”

Chrissy was the first to descend the stairs to the circular corridor on the eleventh floor of the tower.

So, after sweeping around early, Luo Wei chose the golden door.

After pushing the door in, Rowe found that the inside of the room was much larger and more luxurious than he had imagined.

According to the area of the ground floor of the tower, and the rule of building the tower that the area becomes smaller the higher you go, Luo Wei originally thought that the house he was going to live in should be a one-bedroom apartment with an area of 20 square meters.

But the truth is that Luo Wei found that the golden door room he was staying in turned out to be a luxurious large suite like a presidential suite.

First of all, there is a large living room with an area of more than 50 square meters covered with a dense carpet with gold as the main tone, and then there are five rooms with the same golden doors.

Chrissy pointed out to Rowe room by room, and told Rowe that the room was the master bedroom, the room was the secondary bedroom, and the room was the servant's room.

Then, Chrissy walked straight over and opened the door to the servant's room, activating and leading out the two mechanical maids in maid suits.

"You two, remember him for me, and he will be your master from now on!"

Chrissy used the tone of the living to make the two mechanical maids complete the "confession ceremony".

To Rowe's astonishment, although Chrissy just said casually, the two mechanical maids stepped up to Rowe, saluted Rowe and said in unison, "Dear master, welcome back, will you take a bath or eat first?"

Ay?

Take a shower or eat first?

What a dilemma?

Although there was a little entanglement in his heart, in the end, Luo Wei still made up his mind and chose to take a bath first, although he soon began to regret this choice.

In the bathroom of the Golden House Grand Suite, Luo Wei finally enjoyed the happy life of being able to take a hot bath comfortably again, but the bathroom door was suddenly violently pushed open in the middle of the shower. Then the eccentric Chrissy grandly thought that the food was ready. So he came specifically to ask Luo Wei to take a bath as an excuse.

"Rovi Rovi. I read in a book that when a living man sees a woman's body, the cock between his legs becomes bigger in a very short period of time, why do you see me when you still don't use it to get bigger?"

In a way that completely ignores the basic principles of communication between men and women in the human world, before Rowe can say anything to obstruct him, he slipped to the edge of the bathtub and asked Chrissy, who couldn't stop looking between the naked Rowe's legs.

But look at Chrissy with a curious face. Rowe wanted to cry, so he could only cover his legs with his hands, so that Chrissy's gaze, which could no longer determine whether it was innocent or evil, could not be seen to look directly at his iconic organ as a male creature without hindrance.

"Chrissy, didn't you read in the book that girls can't peep at boys, otherwise they'll have needle holes in their eyes?"

Luo Wei, who was helpless, could only protest so tactfully.

"It sounds amazing, but it's probably a curse. Chrissy blinked twice, and then leaned forward before she continued, "But I'm the Undead Lord. It's not a girl, so I don't have to worry about this kind of thing?"

"You ......"

Luo Wei was speechless. He had been completely defeated by Chrissy.

"Oh, answer my question quickly, what are the things that make the body of the living different from the dead at this time!" Chrissy continued to urge, and in order to get Rovi to answer quickly, she even added a threat: "If you don't answer, then I'm going to get you out of the water, and touch it! ”

"Don't don't, you won Chrissy!

Luo Wei was completely defeated by Chrissy, and he finally understood what it means to be a female hooligan who is more terrifying and lethal than a male hooligan.

So in the following time, Luo Wei, who had to cover his crotch all the time, spent almost half an hour to popularize the knowledge of human physiology and hygiene in a way that Chrissy could understand.

"I see, I've always wondered why male zombies have such a cumbersome thing. Now, this doubt can finally be solved - it's amazing that the humans of the outside world are not assembled from raw materials like puppet machines, but use this low-level super inefficient proliferation method called make-love. ”

Although she obviously has the appearance of a cute human girl, Chrissy, who said this, obviously did not treat herself as a human at all.

So these words, to Luo Wei's ears, how to listen to how awkward, so he almost blurted out criticism: "It's really long hair, short knowledge, rare and weird! You don't understand at all, this super inefficient way of multiplication in your eyes actually has the high-level function of allowing both men and women to obtain an incomparable pleasure and let the souls blend with each other!"

"Deceptive, isn't it? This super inefficient way of adding value has such a magical function?"

Chrissy ignored Rovin's unkind feelings and focused on the issue.

"Do I have any advantage in lying to you?"

Luo Wei glanced at Chrissy and replied angrily.

"That's right. Chrissy nodded, obviously basically agreeing with Rovi's guess, so she quickly spoke up again, "Rowe, give me a bone card that is dying." ”

"You...... What are you going to do?"

Rowe was stunned for a moment, he already vaguely thought about what Chrissy wanted to do.

"Do you still need to ask? Of course, I will talk to you immediately to see if the way you are talking about can make souls blend with each other!"

Chrissy replied confidently.

This answer made Luo Wei finally cover his face and let out a long sigh that he couldn't bear to look at anymore: "Which one of mine - oh my God!"

The ignorant are fearless, and there must be a limit, little girl, don't you think that as a girl, okay...... As a girl-looking undead lord, should you have some knowledge of the ethics of the human world?

"What does this answer mean?"

Chrissy's expression became even more puzzled.

"I can't give you a dying body, because I forgot to tell you something. That's the desire to get the high-level feeling of the souls blending with each other, which I am talking about. Men and women who do such things must already be willing to fully accept. Trust each other completely. And if it is only for the pleasure of the flesh, it will never reach this state......"

In order to completely dispel Chrissy's outrageous ideas, Luo Wei had to temporarily transfer to become a master of sexology, and he talked about all kinds of facts and reasoning.

"Oh, I see. Okay, I understand!"

After Rowe was finally done, Chrissy shook my little fist at Rowe and said so.

Hey, hey. You abnormal beautiful girl, what strange things do you understand?!

Although he wanted to ask, but the water in the bath was about to turn into cold water, so Luo Wei could only say: "Chrissy, can you go out first?" I need to get up from this bathtub, and if I don't eat anything, I'm going to starve to death......

"Okay. Chrissy rolled her eyes, and she immediately asked in a voice that seemed to have been mixed with two catties of honey, so it couldn't be sweeter: "Rowe, I'll help you wipe your body." And then help you get dressed, okay?"

"Never!"

Luo Wei didn't even think about it, so he blurted out the answer.

Although he has just said a lot about sexology, Luo Wei is very clear about the situation of his body - this body has been a long time. If you are served by this beautiful girl, Chrissy, you will definitely be a pillar of optimus!

"You!" Luo Wei's answer made Chrissy's beautiful willow eyebrows stand up in an instant, but now that she was planning something, she said sweetly in a sweet tone: "Well, okay, since Luo Wei doesn't need my help, then the family can go out." ”

After saying that, Chrissy really turned around and walked away, and when she walked out of the bathroom, she didn't even forget to close the open bathroom door and lightly closed it for Luo Wei.

"If I'm going crazy, the world is going crazy!"

Luo Wei muttered this in distress, and then he jumped out of the bathtub as fast as he could, and then got dressed as fast as he could.

Although this bath was full of twists and turns, and he almost couldn't even protect his chastity, Luo Wei, who changed into a clean change of clothes and returned to the large living room, still felt a wonderful feeling of being refreshed.

This wonderful feeling is absolutely impossible to feel when you are an undead zombie, and when you are a zombie, Luo Wei, whose strength is now considered to be unmissable, still only has a very weak perception of various situations in the outside world.

Where is it like now, because of the resurrection, and the whole body feels so refreshed?

"Here, here, the restaurant here!"

No sooner had he stepped barefoot on the soft carpet of the living room than Rowe heard Chrissy's voice again.

Regardless of the type of bathing, bathing is a very calorie-consuming form of exercise, so Luo Wei is really hungry right now.

It's just that Luo Wei, who felt hungry in his belly, heard a knock on the door before he could step to the restaurant.

"Stupid Chrissy, hurry up and open the door for me!"

Among the two sisters of the jewel, the voice of Klayshazhi, who is the elder sister, with an obviously unkind tone, sounded outside the door.

"It's really annoying, the old woman's sister is always like this, every time when people have just made up their minds to do something they want to do, she suddenly runs out and makes trouble......"

Chrissy, who was obviously very dissatisfied and unhappy, used teleportation as she spoke, appeared at the door of the big house where Luo Wei lived, and then reached out to open the door.

Outside the door, there stood Klaysha, who was almost identical to Chriss, except for the headband.

"Stupid Chrissy, why have you been grinding for so long with such a very simple character......? Did you do something stupid again?"

After seeing that it was really her sister who opened the door, Kleisa split her head and covered her face for a while, and let the bystanders watch this scene Luo Wei branded Kleisa as "sister and mother", a very positive label.

"How could I do something stupid?" Chrissy was not very grateful to her sister-in-law, and in order to prove her innocence, she turned to look at Rowe: "If you don't believe me, sister, stinky old woman, then ask Rovi yourself." ”

"Mojack Rowe. Probably because Rowe is already considered the master of the Gem Twins, that is, the prospective apprentice of Maxwell the green-robed masked man, Kleisa obviously treats Rowe much better than her sister: "My sister, she didn't cause you any unnecessary trouble, did she?"

Didn't cause me any unnecessary trouble?

It's not just trouble! The trouble this girl has caused me almost needs to be described as a mess! The chastity and reputation that we have worked so hard to build up for decades are almost ruined in her hands!

Luo Wei was complaining frantically in his heart, he really wanted to say this, but after glancing at Chrissy who was desperately glaring at him, Luo Wei's words finally became-

"No, no, I just discussed some of the more esoteric life issues with Chriss, who is a very good girl......"

Rowe said.

"Look, look, I didn't lie to you, stinky old woman!"

With Rowe's cover, Chrissy suddenly got on her toes. (To be continued......)